assfly wrote:Went for a dads & lads camping trip this weekend.
The recent rain has left a lot of the wood quite wet, and I shamefully struggled to get the fire going for dinner.
Over strides a Kenyan version of Crocodile Dundee, with a handful of zebra shit in one hand and a paraffin spray bottle in the other. He proceeds to give the zebra shit a healthy couple of sprays of parafin and then chucks it into the fire and WHOOSH it goes up.
What a guy
I ran out of blitz a few weeks ago and my Mrs brought out a candle with newspaper and it work better then blitz and is healthier.