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 Post subject: The PR fantasy pub
PostPosted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 4:14 am 
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Does anyone remember this classic thread from the good old days? I think Gary was the landlord. Given what’s going on we might need it again if we can’t get to a real one.

Mine’s a Guinness and I’m gonna put a few songs on the old jukebox.

Don’t Stand so Close to Me - The Police
Stayin Alive - BeeGees
Harder to Breath - Maroon 5

For any non drinkers Kiwias is holding an AA meeting upstairs if you’re interested.


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 Post subject: Re: The PR fantasy pub
PostPosted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 7:54 am 
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Nobody is eating the bar nuts


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 Post subject: Re: The PR fantasy pub
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And some bastard has pinched the bog roll from the gents!


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 Post subject: Re: The PR fantasy pub
PostPosted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 7:59 am 
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Double brandy and Coke for me.


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 Post subject: Re: The PR fantasy pub
PostPosted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 8:23 am 
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I’ll have an ale please.

Now this could be fun. Can we ask the mods to be doormen and bar any anti-social posters from the bar if they kick off?

Also, can you turn over to the rugby please, Gary?


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 Post subject: Re: The PR fantasy pub
PostPosted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 8:24 am 
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slick wrote:
I’ll have an ale please.

Now this could be fun. Can we ask the mods to be doormen and bar any anti-social posters from the bar if they kick off?

Also, can you turn over to the rugby please, Gary?

Been cancelled. Showing repeats of 'Survivors'


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 Post subject: Re: The PR fantasy pub
PostPosted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 8:26 am 
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Our meetings are open to all but please leave your glass outside.

You'll hear our song "Do you Believe in Magic?" by Loving Spoonful


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 Post subject: Re: The PR fantasy pub
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Does anyone remember this classic thread from the good old days? I think Gary was the landlord. Given what’s going on we might need it again if we can’t get to a real one.

Mine’s a Guinness and I’m gonna put a few songs on the old jukebox.

Don’t Stand so Close to Me - The Police
Stayin Alive - BeeGees
Harder to Breath - Maroon 5

For any non drinkers Kiwias is holding an AA meeting upstairs if you’re interested.

Thought that was on Scrum.com
The Hookers Arms
Gary was the nutter who played for Canvey Island


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 Post subject: Re: The PR fantasy pub
PostPosted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 8:50 am 
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What's your craft selection like?


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 Post subject: Re: The PR fantasy pub
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Can we turn the jukebox off or is there a saloon bar for us real pub goers to sit in surly silence?

If no, I put on Too Drunk to fudge by Dead Kennedys.


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 Post subject: Re: The PR fantasy pub
PostPosted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 9:07 am 
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I hope you have both brandy and coke :thumbup:


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 Post subject: Re: The PR fantasy pub
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Any chance of a lemsip? Can't get it in the stores at the moment.


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Can we call the pub The World's End?


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 Post subject: Re: The PR fantasy pub
PostPosted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 9:13 am 
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I want a game of darts and a fight over the pool table.


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 Post subject: Re: The PR fantasy pub
PostPosted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 9:14 am 
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I hope you have both brandy and coke :thumbup:

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 Post subject: Re: The PR fantasy pub
PostPosted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 9:34 am 
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Big Nipper wrote:
Lemoentjie wrote:
I hope you have both brandy and coke :thumbup:

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:lol:


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 Post subject: Re: The PR fantasy pub
PostPosted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 9:35 am 
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Brandy and Babycham please guv'nor


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 Post subject: Re: The PR fantasy pub
PostPosted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 9:41 am 
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A large Ardbeg please. Can I have a larger ashtray as I have this fine Montecristo to smoke.


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 Post subject: Re: The PR fantasy pub
PostPosted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 9:44 am 
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Rum and Coke. Bundy, of course.

Who's up for a game of pool? I will fuck you up.


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 Post subject: Re: The PR fantasy pub
PostPosted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 9:48 am 
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Please make sure the pub bore is barred.

Mine's a Pineapple Pizza Space Cookie IPA please........


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 Post subject: Re: The PR fantasy pub
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BillW wrote:
I want a game of darts and a fight over the pool table.

I put my dollar on the side of the table first :x


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 Post subject: Re: The PR fantasy pub
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Lemoentjie wrote:
I hope you have both brandy and coke :thumbup:

Call it by its real name: Charge Office Coffee, or GTFO of this pub mate.


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 Post subject: Re: The PR fantasy pub
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Big Nipper wrote:
Lemoentjie wrote:
I hope you have both brandy and coke :thumbup:

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:lol: :lol:


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 Post subject: Re: The PR fantasy pub
PostPosted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 10:20 am 
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Lime juice and lemonade, choked with ice, please.

And tell those drunken sots to keep their voices down.


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 Post subject: Re: The PR fantasy pub
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6.Jones wrote:
Can we call the pub The World's End?


Etherspoons?


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 Post subject: Re: The PR fantasy pub
PostPosted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 10:30 am 
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Yeeb has spewed on someone's back in the pool room.


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 Post subject: Re: The PR fantasy pub
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Chilli wrote:
Lemoentjie wrote:
I hope you have both brandy and coke :thumbup:

Call it by its real name: Charge Office Coffee, or GTFO of this pub mate.


Karate Water


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 Post subject: Re: The PR fantasy pub
PostPosted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 11:04 am 
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I'm in if I can set my PS up to one of the spare TV's and you turn a blind eye to me eating these brownies I brought in (there's enough to go around) in return for buying a pint of coke and pack of crisps every 30 mins. :thumbup:


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 Post subject: Re: The PR fantasy pub
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JB1981 wrote:
BillW wrote:
I want a game of darts and a fight over the pool table.

I put my dollar on the side of the table first :x


Any pub that needs more than a 50p piece for the pool table is too expensive.


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 11:24 am 
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Jeff bin in?


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 Post subject: Re: The PR fantasy pub
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crash 669 wrote:
JB1981 wrote:
BillW wrote:
I want a game of darts and a fight over the pool table.

I put my dollar on the side of the table first :x


Any pub that needs more than a 50p piece for the pool table is too expensive.


It’s contactless these days, somewhat suitably...


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 Post subject: Re: The PR fantasy pub
PostPosted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 11:32 am 
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Has Bimbo popped in this morning yet? I want to discuss Brexit, virology and epidemiology with someone knowledgeable...over a thick rum and coke.


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 Post subject: Re: The PR fantasy pub
PostPosted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 11:37 am 
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Pint of Bass and 1/2 lager and lime for Zappaman. .

Breathe by Pink Floyd on the jukebox please..


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 Post subject: Re: The PR fantasy pub
PostPosted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 11:40 am 
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Pub quiz anyone?


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 Post subject: Re: The PR fantasy pub
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Gwenno wrote:
slick wrote:
I’ll have an ale please.

Now this could be fun. Can we ask the mods to be doormen and bar any anti-social posters from the bar if they kick off?

Also, can you turn over to the rugby please, Gary?

Been cancelled. Showing repeats of 'Survivors'


Shirely we can just watch a selection of the greatest games.

Scotland v England 1990 first, in fact just put it on a loop please barman.

Pint of Innes & Gunn with a Highland Park 18 on the side and get one for yourself.


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 Post subject: Re: The PR fantasy pub
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sorCrer wrote:
Has Bimbo popped in this morning yet? I want to discuss Brexit, virology and epidemiology with someone knowledgeable...over a thick rum and coke.



I’ll have a lime and soda, sorry virology and epidemics aren’t anything I know much about, there’s some amazing guys in Ireland for you though. Get in early Though, I assume they’re all tontoed by 1pm.


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 Post subject: Re: The PR fantasy pub
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crash 669 wrote:
JB1981 wrote:
BillW wrote:
I want a game of darts and a fight over the pool table.

I put my dollar on the side of the table first :x


Any pub that needs more than a 50p piece for the pool table is too expensive.


Too many weights, not enough exchange work...


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 Post subject: Re: The PR fantasy pub
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Pub quiz anyone?


I'm in. What's the team name, any objections to Quizlamic Extremists?


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 Post subject: Re: The PR fantasy pub
PostPosted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 11:51 am 
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inactionman wrote:
Pub quiz anyone?


I have asked Globby to be on my team, you c*nts are toast.


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 Post subject: Re: The PR fantasy pub
PostPosted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 11:57 am 
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Anyone fancy a game of scrabble?

Mine’s an ale


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