The Australian Politics Thread
Posted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 10:58 am
What: Brian Houston's Battlers (Coalition) vs. AC's Lemsip Bank Reds (ALP)
When: Some time in May
Where: Straya
Weather: Hot. Wet. Flooded. Fires!
Match Officials:
Referee: Rupert Murdoch
Brian Houston's Battlers
Prime Minister and Minister for Holding a Hose
The Hon Scott Morrison MP
Minister for Indigenous Australians
The Hon Ken Wyatt AM MP
Deputy Prime Minister
Minister for Infrastructure, Transport and Regional Development
The Hon Scott Morrison MP
Minister for Agriculture, Water Syphoning and Northern Australia
The Hon Scott Morrison MP
Minister for Communications, Urban Infrastructure, Cities and the Arts
The Hon Scott Morrison MP
Minister for Regionalisation, Regional Communications and Regional Education
Minister for Emergency Management and National Recovery and Resilience
The Hon Scott Morrison MP
Treasurer
The Hon Scott Morrison MP
Minister for Finance
(Vice-President of the Executive Council)
(Leader of the Government in the Senate)
The Hon Scott Morrison MP
Minister for the Environment
The Hon Scott Morrison MP
Minister for Resources and Water
The Hon Scott Morrison MP
Minister for Foreign Affairs
Minister for Women
The Hon Scott Morrison MP
Minister for Trade, Tourism and Investment
The Hon Scott Morrison MP
Minister for Defence
(Leader of the House)
The Hon Scott Morrison MP
Minister for Defence Industry
Minister for Science and Technology
The Hon Scott Morrison MP
Minister for Veterans' Affairs
Minister for Defence Personnel
The Hon Scott Morrison MP
Attorney-General
Minister for Industrial Relations
(Deputy Leader of the Government in the Senate)
The Hon Scott Morrison MP
Minister for Health and Aged Care
The Hon Scott Morrison MP
Minister for Families and Social Services
Minister for Women's Safety
(Manager of Government Business in the Senate)
The Hon Scott Morrison MP
Minister for Government Services
Minister for the National Disability Insurance Scheme
The Hon Scott Morrison MP
Minister for Home Affairs
The Hon Scott Morrison MP
Minister for Industry, Graft, Energy and Emissions Reduction
The Hon Scott Morrison MP
Minister for Employment, Workforce, Skills, Small and Family Business
The Hon Scott Morrison MP
Minister for Education and Youth
The Hon Scott Morrison MP
Minister for Immigration, Citizenship, Migrant Services and Multicultural Affairs
The Hon Scott Morrison MP
AC's Lemsip Bank Reds
Leader of the Opposition
Shadow Minister for Perpetual Opposition
Hon Anthony Albanese MP
Deputy Leader of the Opposition
Shadow Minister for National Reconstruction, Employment, Skills and Small Business
Shadow Minister for Science
Hon Richard Marles MP
Leader of the Opposition in the Senate
Shadow Minister for Foreign Affairs
Shadow Minister for Mean Girls
Senator the Hon Penny Wong
Deputy Leader of the Opposition in the Senate
Shadow Minister for Home Affairs
Shadow Minister for Immigration and Citizenship
Shadow Minister for Government Accountability
Shadow Minister for Preselections
Senator the Hon Kristina Keneally
Shadow Minister for Industrial Relations
Shadow Minister for the Arts
Manager of Opposition Business in the House of Representatives
Hon Tony Burke MP
Shadow Minister for the National Disability Insurance Scheme
Shadow Minister for Government Services
Minister for Undermining
Hon Bill Shorten MP
Shadow Minister for Education
Shadow Minister for Women
Hon Tanya Plibersek MP
Shadow Treasurer
Dr Jim Chalmers MP
Shadow Minister for Health and Ageing
Deputy Manager of Opposition Business in the House of Representatives
Hon Mark Butler MP
Shadow Minister for Climate Change and Energy
Hon Chris Bowen MP
Shadow Minister for Infrastructure, Transport and Regional Development
Hon Catherine King MP
Shadow Minister for Industry and Innovation
Hon Ed Husic MP
Shadow Special Minister of State
Shadow Minister for Sport
Shadow Minister for Tourism
Shadow Minister Assisting the Leader of the Opposition
Senator the Hon Don Farrell
Shadow Attorney-General
Shadow Minister for Constitutional Reform
Hon Mark Dreyfus QC MP
Shadow Minister for Communications
Michelle Rowland MP
Shadow Minister for Finance
Shadow Minister for the Public Service
Manager of Opposition Business in the Senate
Senator Katy Gallagher
Shadow Minister for Families and Social Services
Shadow Minister for Indigenous Australians
Hon Linda Burney MP
Shadow Minister for Agriculture
Hon Julie Collins MP
Shadow Minister for Defence
Hon Brendan O’Connor MP
Shadow Minister for Regional Services, Territories and Local Government
Shadow Minister for Housing and Homelessness
Hon Jason Clare MP
Shadow Minister for Early Childhood Education
Shadow Minister for Youth
Hon Amanda Rishworth MP
Shadow Minister for the Environment and Water
Terri Butler MP
Shadow Minister for Trade
Shadow Minister for Resources
Madeleine King MP
When: Some time in May
Where: Straya
Weather: Hot. Wet. Flooded. Fires!
Match Officials:
Referee: Rupert Murdoch
Brian Houston's Battlers
Prime Minister and Minister for Holding a Hose
The Hon Scott Morrison MP
Minister for Indigenous Australians
The Hon Ken Wyatt AM MP
Deputy Prime Minister
Minister for Infrastructure, Transport and Regional Development
The Hon Scott Morrison MP
Minister for Agriculture, Water Syphoning and Northern Australia
The Hon Scott Morrison MP
Minister for Communications, Urban Infrastructure, Cities and the Arts
The Hon Scott Morrison MP
Minister for Regionalisation, Regional Communications and Regional Education
Minister for Emergency Management and National Recovery and Resilience
The Hon Scott Morrison MP
Treasurer
The Hon Scott Morrison MP
Minister for Finance
(Vice-President of the Executive Council)
(Leader of the Government in the Senate)
The Hon Scott Morrison MP
Minister for the Environment
The Hon Scott Morrison MP
Minister for Resources and Water
The Hon Scott Morrison MP
Minister for Foreign Affairs
Minister for Women
The Hon Scott Morrison MP
Minister for Trade, Tourism and Investment
The Hon Scott Morrison MP
Minister for Defence
(Leader of the House)
The Hon Scott Morrison MP
Minister for Defence Industry
Minister for Science and Technology
The Hon Scott Morrison MP
Minister for Veterans' Affairs
Minister for Defence Personnel
The Hon Scott Morrison MP
Attorney-General
Minister for Industrial Relations
(Deputy Leader of the Government in the Senate)
The Hon Scott Morrison MP
Minister for Health and Aged Care
The Hon Scott Morrison MP
Minister for Families and Social Services
Minister for Women's Safety
(Manager of Government Business in the Senate)
The Hon Scott Morrison MP
Minister for Government Services
Minister for the National Disability Insurance Scheme
The Hon Scott Morrison MP
Minister for Home Affairs
The Hon Scott Morrison MP
Minister for Industry, Graft, Energy and Emissions Reduction
The Hon Scott Morrison MP
Minister for Employment, Workforce, Skills, Small and Family Business
The Hon Scott Morrison MP
Minister for Education and Youth
The Hon Scott Morrison MP
Minister for Immigration, Citizenship, Migrant Services and Multicultural Affairs
The Hon Scott Morrison MP
AC's Lemsip Bank Reds
Leader of the Opposition
Shadow Minister for Perpetual Opposition
Hon Anthony Albanese MP
Deputy Leader of the Opposition
Shadow Minister for National Reconstruction, Employment, Skills and Small Business
Shadow Minister for Science
Hon Richard Marles MP
Leader of the Opposition in the Senate
Shadow Minister for Foreign Affairs
Shadow Minister for Mean Girls
Senator the Hon Penny Wong
Deputy Leader of the Opposition in the Senate
Shadow Minister for Home Affairs
Shadow Minister for Immigration and Citizenship
Shadow Minister for Government Accountability
Shadow Minister for Preselections
Senator the Hon Kristina Keneally
Shadow Minister for Industrial Relations
Shadow Minister for the Arts
Manager of Opposition Business in the House of Representatives
Hon Tony Burke MP
Shadow Minister for the National Disability Insurance Scheme
Shadow Minister for Government Services
Minister for Undermining
Hon Bill Shorten MP
Shadow Minister for Education
Shadow Minister for Women
Hon Tanya Plibersek MP
Shadow Treasurer
Dr Jim Chalmers MP
Shadow Minister for Health and Ageing
Deputy Manager of Opposition Business in the House of Representatives
Hon Mark Butler MP
Shadow Minister for Climate Change and Energy
Hon Chris Bowen MP
Shadow Minister for Infrastructure, Transport and Regional Development
Hon Catherine King MP
Shadow Minister for Industry and Innovation
Hon Ed Husic MP
Shadow Special Minister of State
Shadow Minister for Sport
Shadow Minister for Tourism
Shadow Minister Assisting the Leader of the Opposition
Senator the Hon Don Farrell
Shadow Attorney-General
Shadow Minister for Constitutional Reform
Hon Mark Dreyfus QC MP
Shadow Minister for Communications
Michelle Rowland MP
Shadow Minister for Finance
Shadow Minister for the Public Service
Manager of Opposition Business in the Senate
Senator Katy Gallagher
Shadow Minister for Families and Social Services
Shadow Minister for Indigenous Australians
Hon Linda Burney MP
Shadow Minister for Agriculture
Hon Julie Collins MP
Shadow Minister for Defence
Hon Brendan O’Connor MP
Shadow Minister for Regional Services, Territories and Local Government
Shadow Minister for Housing and Homelessness
Hon Jason Clare MP
Shadow Minister for Early Childhood Education
Shadow Minister for Youth
Hon Amanda Rishworth MP
Shadow Minister for the Environment and Water
Terri Butler MP
Shadow Minister for Trade
Shadow Minister for Resources
Madeleine King MP