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PostPosted: Tue Jun 11, 2019 3:18 am 
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Eureka, Colorado - in the 1880s and today

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Looking at what is concealed in the second range of hills, that second shot is taken a fair bit down the road, maybe even at the end of town. Though there may well be no town to be at the end of now.


I used to live not far from Eureka and another old west town called Silverton. We'd go on day trips up there. Made me feel like shooting some injuns.


Y'all didn't think of doin' any prospectin', pardner?

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How to take a dump like a Samurai

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Don't keep both feet tangled in your pants, just in case Oscar Pistorius knocks on the door, and the foot on one knee opens things up so you drop it like it's hot, loose and clean.


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 11, 2019 3:57 am 
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How to take a dump like a Samurai

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Don't keep both feet tangled in your pants, just in case Oscar Pistorius knocks on the door, and the foot on one knee opens things up so you drop it like it's hot, loose and clean.


#fake news - he'd do an Asian stoop; ready to spring into action


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LandOTurk wrote:
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How to take a dump like a Samurai

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Don't keep both feet tangled in your pants, just in case Oscar Pistorius knocks on the door, and the foot on one knee opens things up so you drop it like it's hot, loose and clean.


#fake news - he'd do an Asian stoop; ready to spring into action


Believe it or not, there is a Kata.....

Also, one of the guys at a seminar i was at got caught short with food poisoning......much to the delight of the Non-English speaking instructor.

Much pantomime miming if how to take a shit wearing Hakama


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 11, 2019 9:54 am 
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Proof that stone age man had mobiles :shock: :shock: :shock:


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 11, 2019 10:39 am 
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Proof that stone age man had mobiles :shock: :shock: :shock:

Nokia 3310.

Would probably still work if you could charge it up.


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Proof that stone age man had mobiles :shock: :shock: :shock:

Nokia 3310.

Would probably still work if you could charge it up.


Charge it up? That thing probably still has 63%


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The Nokia 6310 was the best phone ever made


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diarm wrote:
camroc1 wrote:
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Proof that stone age man had mobiles :shock: :shock: :shock:

Nokia 3310.

Would probably still work if you could charge it up.


Charge it up? That thing probably still has 63%


I had an old school nokia when travelling around africa, popped it in a draw after my trip and forgot about it for about 18 months. It still fired up fine and I had a game of snake for old times sake.


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danny_fitz wrote:
diarm wrote:
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Proof that stone age man had mobiles :shock: :shock: :shock:

Nokia 3310.

Would probably still work if you could charge it up.


Charge it up? That thing probably still has 63%


I had an old school nokia when travelling around africa, popped it in a draw after my trip and forgot about it for about 18 months. It still fired up fine and I had a game of snake for old times sake.


They were perfect for a trip into dangerous territory; battery life of a nuclear submarine, small enough to stick in your pocket but hefty enough to brain anyone undesirable. Snake must also be the most addictive game in history!


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 11, 2019 6:10 pm 
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Left of her cheek?


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Nope, just rock I think. Has the bast@rd done a googly?
Edit: ah, got it.


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 11, 2019 7:41 pm 
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Just a zit


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The Nokia 6310 was the best phone ever made

Nope, that would be the 6310i :)

I used mine for 11 years until I could no longer get decent batteries for it.

EDIT. A Nokia guy I was on holiday with some years back described it as the AK-47 of mobile phones


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1928, baby. You gotta love it!

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Not cool doxxing yeeb like that


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Guy has been suspended .... may be hard to use the IF defense and state that it's true from his perspective...


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She looks pretty hot too, would glaze her ring so to speak.


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In response to another fine POTUS Twitter moment.


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^ Well, that's a whale-sized low res jpeg

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Big Bird, less width :)
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Garibaldo, the Big Bird counterpart on the Brazilian Sesame Street


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:lol: :lol:


She looks pretty hot too, would glaze her ring so to speak.


Her Linkedin must be getting 1000's of hits. :lol:


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I know this but the knees will not accommodate such a s(h)itting style.


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Re. glazedringgate
These two were in my team 5 years ago and two salient things: she is French, boozy, and a total laugh b: he is an insufferable twat. But; they are good pals, have been for over ten years.

That email reply from her was sent to him as a wind up, she was just taking the piss. It’s now gone viral and makes him look pretty shit though, so I strongly suspect he’ll be canned by GuyCarp.


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Some weird albums from the 60s ...

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These two were in my team 5 years ago and two salient things: she is French, boozy, and a total laugh b: he is an insufferable twat. But; they are good pals, have been for over ten years.

That email reply from her was sent to him as a wind up, she was just taking the piss. It’s now gone viral and makes him look pretty shit though, so I strongly suspect he’ll be canned by GuyCarp.


Mates of mine tell me the person in the deepest sh*t is the guy who took the screenshot.


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