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The Bard wrote:All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely players;
They have their exits and their entrances,
And one man in his time plays many parts,
His acts being seven ages. At first the infant,
Mewling and puking in the nurse's arms.
Then, the whining school-boy with his satchel
And shining morning face, creeping like snail
Unwillingly to school. And then the lover,
Sighing like furnace, with a woeful ballad
Made to his mistress' eyebrow. Then, a soldier,
Full of strange oaths, and bearded like the pard,
Jealous in honour, sudden, and quick in quarrel,
Seeking the bubble reputation
Even in the cannon's mouth. And then, the justice,
In fair round belly, with a good capon lined,
With eyes severe, and beard of formal cut,
Full of wise saws, and modern instances,
And so he plays his part. The sixth age shifts
Into the lean and slippered pantaloon,
With spectacles on nose and pouch on side,
His youthful hose, well saved, a world too wide
For his shrunk shank, and his big manly voice,
Turning again toward childish treble, pipes
And whistles in his sound. Last scene of all,
That ends this strange eventful history,
Is second childishness and mere oblivion,
Sans teeth, sans eyes, sans taste, sans everything.
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globus wrote:
The Bard wrote:All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely players;
They have their exits and their entrances,
And one man in his time plays many parts,
His acts being seven ages. At first the infant,
Mewling and puking in the nurse's arms.
Then, the whining school-boy with his satchel
And shining morning face, creeping like snail
Unwillingly to school. And then the lover,
Sighing like furnace, with a woeful ballad
Made to his mistress' eyebrow. Then, a soldier,
Full of strange oaths, and bearded like the pard,
Jealous in honour, sudden, and quick in quarrel,
Seeking the bubble reputation
Even in the cannon's mouth. And then, the justice,
In fair round belly, with a good capon lined,
With eyes severe, and beard of formal cut,
Full of wise saws, and modern instances,
And so he plays his part. The sixth age shifts
Into the lean and slippered pantaloon,
With spectacles on nose and pouch on side,
His youthful hose, well saved, a world too wide
For his shrunk shank, and his big manly voice,
Turning again toward childish treble, pipes
And whistles in his sound. Last scene of all,
That ends this strange eventful history,
Is second childishness and mere oblivion,
Sans teeth, sans eyes, sans taste, sans everything.
Anymore of that and you'll be Bard
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Bardstard wrote:Anymore of that and you'll be Bard
Ha!
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Is it now hard to be approved as a newcomer on this forum ??

I can't remember of anything like this when i joined many year ago... signs of times ? Like in everything now, you have to be the very best of the very best of something to be through. Crazy time, cannot we just be average or weak and still have the right to live ?
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jolindien wrote:Is it now hard to be approved as a newcomer on this forum ??

I can't remember of anything like this when i joined many year ago... signs of times ? Like in everything now, you have to be the very best of the very best of something to be through. Crazy time, cannot we just be average or weak and still have the right to live ?
Cos the techies won't implement anything to help out Enz and HK with the registrations they are inundated with lots of spam requests so they effectively end up doing Ctrl+A, Shift+Del and some genuine new posters often get deleted.
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blindcider wrote:
jolindien wrote:Is it now hard to be approved as a newcomer on this forum ??

I can't remember of anything like this when i joined many year ago... signs of times ? Like in everything now, you have to be the very best of the very best of something to be through. Crazy time, cannot we just be average or weak and still have the right to live ?
Cos the techies won't implement anything to help out Enz and HK with the registrations they are inundated with lots of spam requests so they effectively end up doing Ctrl+A, Shift+Del and some genuine new posters often get deleted.
That's a pity. I'd really like a spoiler button and my tech pals say it's a doddle. We spoiler a lot of stuff on here.
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I've just recently had my first anniversary on here.

Happy birthday to me and I love you all :P
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blindcider wrote:
jolindien wrote:Is it now hard to be approved as a newcomer on this forum ??

I can't remember of anything like this when i joined many year ago... signs of times ? Like in everything now, you have to be the very best of the very best of something to be through. Crazy time, cannot we just be average or weak and still have the right to live ?
Cos the techies won't implement anything to help out Enz and HK with the registrations they are inundated with lots of spam requests so they effectively end up doing Ctrl+A, Shift+Del and some genuine new posters often get deleted.
ah... anti-spam isn't working ? old stuff i guess.

By the way, it's seems you should also stick another thread named "HOW TO LEAVE - Attention all would be new Prexiters".
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jolindien wrote:
blindcider wrote:
jolindien wrote:Is it now hard to be approved as a newcomer on this forum ??

I can't remember of anything like this when i joined many year ago... signs of times ? Like in everything now, you have to be the very best of the very best of something to be through. Crazy time, cannot we just be average or weak and still have the right to live ?
Cos the techies won't implement anything to help out Enz and HK with the registrations they are inundated with lots of spam requests so they effectively end up doing Ctrl+A, Shift+Del and some genuine new posters often get deleted.
ah... anti-spam isn't working ? old stuff i guess.

By the way, it's seems you should also stick another thread named "HOW TO LEAVE - Attention all would be new Prexiters".
I think a referendum will be necessary first. But before we have the referendum we should have a detailed and well considered plan on hand for just what we are going to do after the results of the referendum come in.
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wtf, we've won it yeah?
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Decided to contribute (not entirely sure it's a good idea tbh). Thanks to the mods for approving, and in the spirit of the bored, you took your sweet f*cking time.
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chart_monkey wrote:Decided to contribute (not entirely sure it's a good idea tbh). Thanks to the mods for approving, and in the spirit of the bored, you took your sweet f*cking time.
Hah - you know nothing monkey. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ It's not the mods that approve the logins. :twisted:

Your apology will be accepted by them with dignity and grace. However, I reckon

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Regn's are getting better but this is the haul from the last 12 hours

Joshuawax, Ykcgwxm, Williamagok, Jbrstyb, xzusalmecmfddku, RobertUnon, Nathanon, Xcfxtmd, Zktfvms, frankKah, Famomamnkak, piegedohele, zwusalmeanqzd2n, Edwardol, Dlymmvz, QcuxeGtspe, atooraivixhiw, StevenHes, igoxekaa, Anikadymn, Qaezfac, Vvbrwvx, EllenPitiz, ScottIDows, Andrewkr, ArlineInori, OlivaBoudreaux, Allabows, Donaldpn, vetskazneMi, LutherEa, utoduwuxoz, VikkycewCib, GlennSnump, Johnlit, szusalmegtqoxnp, JosephBula, Zislysw, Zzbdcmj, jmebinaxi, FzbpqXsmoq, Sherrygek, esesavesaatuv, akcoca466, Brasidakak, SugeneKt, Ronaldfoth, WilliamSr, 5mtoiskify, MichaelTaple, Josepher, Klhormw, Tpycumt, Jerrygodkak, Anthonycoks, Garretter, grjack, etopgosisa, DidoOrdibia, AnthonyEr, Johnhack, xwusaymesmrccec, swusalmetmedxoc, orixihab, Brackmankak, Michaelner, FrankSeith, Richardmr, ulamode

I think (checking the email addresses on Google) that one is real but they didn't email us. Take a guess.
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Enzedder wrote:
chart_monkey wrote:Decided to contribute (not entirely sure it's a good idea tbh). Thanks to the mods for approving, and in the spirit of the bored, you took your sweet f*cking time.
Hah - you know nothing monkey. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ It's not the mods that approve the logins. :twisted:

Your apology will be accepted by them with dignity and grace. However, I reckon

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........../'/.../..../......./¨¯.)
.........\.................'...../
..........'\'...\.......... _.·´
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Ah, in which case, humble apologies :blush:

Surprisingly, I've not yet had a f*ck off noob - this is the closest thing so far, so thanks. Clearly I've not said anything to annoy AC. I'm sure it'll just be a matter of time.
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Enzedder wrote:Regn's are getting better but this is the haul from the last 12 hours

Joshuawax, Ykcgwxm, Williamagok, Jbrstyb, xzusalmecmfddku, RobertUnon, Nathanon, Xcfxtmd, Zktfvms, frankKah, Famomamnkak, piegedohele, zwusalmeanqzd2n, Edwardol, Dlymmvz, QcuxeGtspe, atooraivixhiw, StevenHes, igoxekaa, Anikadymn, Qaezfac, Vvbrwvx, EllenPitiz, ScottIDows, Andrewkr, ArlineInori, OlivaBoudreaux, Allabows, Donaldpn, vetskazneMi, LutherEa, utoduwuxoz, VikkycewCib, GlennSnump, Johnlit, szusalmegtqoxnp, JosephBula, Zislysw, Zzbdcmj, jmebinaxi, FzbpqXsmoq, Sherrygek, esesavesaatuv, akcoca466, Brasidakak, SugeneKt, Ronaldfoth, WilliamSr, 5mtoiskify, MichaelTaple, Josepher, Klhormw, Tpycumt, Jerrygodkak, Anthonycoks, Garretter, grjack, etopgosisa, DidoOrdibia, AnthonyEr, Johnhack, xwusaymesmrccec, swusalmetmedxoc, orixihab, Brackmankak, Michaelner, FrankSeith, Richardmr, ulamode

I think (checking the email addresses on Google) that one is real but they didn't email us. Take a guess.
JosephBula sounds Fijian. Their track record isn't great though so might as well bin it :twisted:
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RuggaBugga wrote:
Enzedder wrote:Regn's are getting better but this is the haul from the last 12 hours

Joshuawax, Ykcgwxm, Williamagok, Jbrstyb, xzusalmecmfddku, RobertUnon, Nathanon, Xcfxtmd, Zktfvms, frankKah, Famomamnkak, piegedohele, zwusalmeanqzd2n, Edwardol, Dlymmvz, QcuxeGtspe, atooraivixhiw, StevenHes, igoxekaa, Anikadymn, Qaezfac, Vvbrwvx, EllenPitiz, ScottIDows, Andrewkr, ArlineInori, OlivaBoudreaux, Allabows, Donaldpn, vetskazneMi, LutherEa, utoduwuxoz, VikkycewCib, GlennSnump, Johnlit, szusalmegtqoxnp, JosephBula, Zislysw, Zzbdcmj, jmebinaxi, FzbpqXsmoq, Sherrygek, esesavesaatuv, akcoca466, Brasidakak, SugeneKt, Ronaldfoth, WilliamSr, 5mtoiskify, MichaelTaple, Josepher, Klhormw, Tpycumt, Jerrygodkak, Anthonycoks, Garretter, grjack, etopgosisa, DidoOrdibia, AnthonyEr, Johnhack, xwusaymesmrccec, swusalmetmedxoc, orixihab, Brackmankak, Michaelner, FrankSeith, Richardmr, ulamode

I think (checking the email addresses on Google) that one is real but they didn't email us. Take a guess.
JosephBula sounds Fijian. Their track record isn't great though so might as well bin it :twisted:
We should ask him how many Fijians have broken 10sec for 100m. If he says none, he's allowed in.
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Test post to see if I'm still active
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globus wrote:A protagonist is a leader, a main character, as you know. We are losing characters from here.

I actually don't want to foment something bad or harmful. That's when all the bannings come in.

But it's quite OK as far as I'm concerned to make some itchy. I avoid personal attacks, unless I'm a target.
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waguser wrote:
globus wrote:A protagonist is a leader, a main character, as you know. We are losing characters from here.

I actually don't want to foment something bad or harmful. That's when all the bannings come in.

But it's quite OK as far as I'm concerned to make some itchy. I avoid personal attacks, unless I'm a target.
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I'm free! Apparently. John Inman would be rightly proud.
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Tired of seeing globus' name as last poster on this thread.
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Just registered, no problems many thanks. :thumbup: [/color]
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MaccTaff wrote:Tired of seeing globus' name as last poster on this thread.
Sorry to disappoint.
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Bump ;)
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For clarification purposes what is the craic re posting external links,eg there are only two I would like to link and I believe they don't do it for any financial rewards ,

tyronetribulations.com and donegaldollop.com. Both are satirical piss takes of life in those two counties
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Nine counties wrote:For clarification purposes what is the craic re posting external links,eg there are only two I would like to link and I believe they don't do it for any financial rewards ,

tyronetribulations.com and donegaldollop.com. Both are satirical piss takes of life in those two counties
If they're not funny you will be mercilessly mocked, basically
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Well finally signed up, long time lurker. Tried to sign up last week and apparently I signed up in 06! Thanks to the mods for reminding me of my username.
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james garner wrote:Well finally signed up, long time lurker. Tried to sign up last week and apparently I signed up in 06! Thanks to the mods for reminding me of my username.
FVCK OFF NEWB
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james garner wrote:Well finally signed up, long time lurker. Tried to sign up last week and apparently I signed up in 06! Thanks to the mods for reminding me of my username.
Welcome to the bored, my new friend :thumbup:
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ZappaMan wrote:
james garner wrote:Well finally signed up, long time lurker. Tried to sign up last week and apparently I signed up in 06! Thanks to the mods for reminding me of my username.
Welcome to the bored, my new friend :thumbup:
:lol:
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waguser wrote:
james garner wrote:Well finally signed up, long time lurker. Tried to sign up last week and apparently I signed up in 06! Thanks to the mods for reminding me of my username.
FVCK OFF NEWB
Finally, I was starting to feel ignored.
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Can you check your inbox Admin - Welsh newbie wants to get approved - cheers beers
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LandOTurk wrote:Can you check your inbox Admin - Welsh newbie wants to get approved - cheers beers
computer says no...
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blindcider wrote:
LandOTurk wrote:Can you check your inbox Admin - Welsh newbie wants to get approved - cheers beers
computer says no...
Come on he can only raise the level :twisted:
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Laurent wrote:
blindcider wrote:
LandOTurk wrote:Can you check your inbox Admin - Welsh newbie wants to get approved - cheers beers
computer says no...
Come on he can only raise the level :twisted:
Of the Welsh.
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blindcider wrote:
LandOTurk wrote:Can you check your inbox Admin - Welsh newbie wants to get approved - cheers beers
computer says no...
FFS he just advised still no access

You want new members and cant press an accept button
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LandOTurk wrote:
blindcider wrote:
LandOTurk wrote:Can you check your inbox Admin - Welsh newbie wants to get approved - cheers beers
computer says no...
FFS he just advised still no access

You want new members and cant press an accept button
I can't because I don't have access to that bit Only Enz and HK (if Enz still does) can

What's his handle? I'll flag him up for the mod squad
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blindcider wrote:
LandOTurk wrote:
blindcider wrote:
LandOTurk wrote:Can you check your inbox Admin - Welsh newbie wants to get approved - cheers beers
computer says no...
FFS he just advised still no access

You want new members and cant press an accept button
I can't because I don't have access to that bit Only Enz and HK (if Enz still does) can

What's his handle? I'll flag him up for the mod squad
:nod: ask him for his log on name and, as it has probably been deleted already to register again, but put it here, so we can look out for it
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Hong Kong wrote:
blindcider wrote:
LandOTurk wrote:
blindcider wrote:
LandOTurk wrote:Can you check your inbox Admin - Welsh newbie wants to get approved - cheers beers
computer says no...
FFS he just advised still no access

You want new members and cant press an accept button
I can't because I don't have access to that bit Only Enz and HK (if Enz still does) can

What's his handle? I'll flag him up for the mod squad
:nod: ask him for his log on name and, as it has probably been deleted already to register again, but put it here, so we can look out for it
:lol:
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Calculus wrote:
Hong Kong wrote:
blindcider wrote: I can't because I don't have access to that bit Only Enz and HK (if Enz still does) can

What's his handle? I'll flag him up for the mod squad
:nod: ask him for his log on name and, as it has probably been deleted already to register again, but put it here, so we can look out for it
:lol:
So now I'm confused. Do I get his log on name or not? Unsure what the :lol: is for.
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