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OK. Having dismissed the moronic, overpriced man-child that called himself a marketing consultant, I thought where better to turn than the legendary collective intelligence of PR, for coming up with a name for my new company...

It will be supplying utilities services in the east African and middle east markets, primarily operating and maintaining water and waste water treatment plant in the food and beverage manufacturing sector, so it should appeal to plant managers looking to outsource these functions to a company he thinks will maintain or enhance product quality and cost, and take his headaches away. In future, it will expand to offer these services across all industrial utilities (power, air, steam etc)

Two tickets to any rugby match of your choice in 2016 if I go with your idea...
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WUS

(Water Utility Services)
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East African Treatment, Sanitation & Hygene-Infrastructure Technologies

Bit of a mouthful so you can shorten it to EATSHIT on the letterhead.
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village wrote:East African Treatment, Sanitation & Hygene-Infrastructure Technologies

Bit of a mouthful so you can shorten it to EATSHIT on the letterhead.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Storm front Waste Management
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Compu-Hyper-Global-Meganet
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WATWAST
Utilities Service Provider

KG
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Why not find a catchy Swahili name, that way it will be recognisable to both regions.
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Kak-tech
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village wrote:East African Treatment, Sanitation & Hygene-Infrastructure Technologies

Bit of a mouthful so you can shorten it to EATSHIT on the letterhead.

Once they develop into other utilities they can spin of a sister company...

Air, Roads, Steam, Electricity, Broadband And New Developments In Technology Solutions
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assfly wrote:Why not find a catchy Swahili name, that way it will be recognisable to both regions.
Good idea. Tried using Maji in a name but the religious aspect would be misunderstood by the Neanderthals in this part of the world
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HKCJ wrote:
village wrote:East African Treatment, Sanitation & Hygene-Infrastructure Technologies

Bit of a mouthful so you can shorten it to EATSHIT on the letterhead.

Once they develop into other utilities they can spin of a sister company...

Air, Roads, Steam, Electricity, Broadband And New Developments In Technology Solutions
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UTILITIES-R-US
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Suez.

It's regionally topical, has a cache in the industry and it being Africa and the Middle East, it'll be years before the copyright infringement lawsuit catches up with you.
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kiap wrote:Kak-tech
:lol: :lol:
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Ethnic Cleansing PLC
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Rhodes
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Incorporated
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Technology
Services?
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Catman wrote: It will be supplying utilities services in the east African and middle east markets, primarily operating and maintaining water and waste water treatment plant in the food and beverage manufacturing sector, so it should appeal to plant managers looking to outsource these functions to a company he thinks will maintain or enhance product quality and cost, and take his headaches away. In future, it will expand to offer these services across all industrial utilities (power, air, steam etc)

I sell plastic pipes and fittings (HDPE and PVC) and hoses (PVC flexible hoses).


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Consolidated
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troglodiet wrote:
Catman wrote: It will be supplying utilities services in the east African and middle east markets, primarily operating and maintaining water and waste water treatment plant in the food and beverage manufacturing sector, so it should appeal to plant managers looking to outsource these functions to a company he thinks will maintain or enhance product quality and cost, and take his headaches away. In future, it will expand to offer these services across all industrial utilities (power, air, steam etc)

I sell plastic pipes and fittings (HDPE and PVC) and hoses (PVC flexible hoses).


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Richard Gere a major client?

I would go with Smegma Corporation, the name might be a bit cheesy but it gets right into the trouble spots.
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Pipes of Peace

Regional relevance innit.
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Salient wrote:
troglodiet wrote:
Catman wrote: It will be supplying utilities services in the east African and middle east markets, primarily operating and maintaining water and waste water treatment plant in the food and beverage manufacturing sector, so it should appeal to plant managers looking to outsource these functions to a company he thinks will maintain or enhance product quality and cost, and take his headaches away. In future, it will expand to offer these services across all industrial utilities (power, air, steam etc)

I sell plastic pipes and fittings (HDPE and PVC) and hoses (PVC flexible hoses).


Just saying, like.
Richard Gere a major client?

I would go with Smegma Corporation, the name might be a bit cheesy but it gets right into the trouble spots.
:lol: :lol:
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How about you just put an "s" in front of your user name and use that? Catchy and does what it says on the tin.
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pjm1 wrote:How about you just put an "s" in front of your user name and use that? Catchy and does what it says on the tin.
:lol:
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Pipe Dream.
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Your Tube
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One Flue Over The Others.
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Hose A Clever Boy Then.
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Prestige International
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Maji Magic.

Keep your target audience in mind.
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Clearwater Technologies.
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1st Mandela National Pipe Collective
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Utility Smart
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We Conduit!
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If you want something that could expand into other services then it needs to be non-industry specific, doesn't it? Maybe something classically based...Tethys utilities (Tethys - Titaness of fresh-water, and the mother of the rivers, springs, streams, fountains, and clouds). Something vaguely related to water but not enough that it would be weird should you expand?
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SamShark wrote:
pjm1 wrote:How about you just put an "s" in front of your user name and use that? Catchy and does what it says on the tin.
:lol:
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Suez and Clearwater both good ones- unfortunately already taken in UAE.
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SamShark wrote:
pjm1 wrote:How about you just put an "s" in front of your user name and use that? Catchy and does what it says on the tin.
:lol:
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Hippo - we love water.
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