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Allan Akbar! Where's my AK47? :x :x
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danny_fitz wrote:People, mostly young women it would seem, who insist on doing that duck face pose when having photos taken of them.
My friend says there is a website where you can upload these ridiculous selfie duckface pout photos, and it comes back with some rather accurate porn additions. Pouting duckface looks much better when there are a couple of spunking cocks unleashing onto said visage. (So I'm told)
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iarmhiman wrote:Spitting. Hate it.

If I'm going for piss and some prick comes along to the urinal next to me and spits , that makes me very angry. Or any dick head spitting on the street.
It's a disgusting habit.

It was a great joy to see the wonderful Phillip Lynott successfully kick some jerk who was spitting at him during a Thin Lizzy gig.
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fraz wrote:People who won't move out of the way to let people off the train while waiting to get on. I'm not the Martian Manhunter, I'm not going to fucking evaporate if you stare at me with that vacant expression for long enough.

If you do this, particularly in peak hour, I don't care if you're an octogenarian Chinese woman with your groceries I will walk through you.
I thought of a solution to this the other day. Bring back the old style railway carriage doors that open out, and make them automatic and double that way the Platform Zombies have two options get out the way or a broken nose. 8-)


And since we are on Irrational Hatred ... Pret a f@@@ing manger! (and their ilk) who have swamped london with their overpriced inedible cr@p and driven all the decent london greasy spoons out of business
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fraz wrote:People who won't move out of the way to let people off the train while waiting to get on. I'm not the Martian Manhunter, I'm not going to fucking evaporate if you stare at me with that vacant expression for long enough.

If you do this, particularly in peak hour, I don't care if you're an octogenarian Chinese woman with your groceries I will walk through you.
Just as irritating can be the twats who take an age to get off the train. Just yesterday I was waiting to get on a train at Holborn (standing aside to let everyone off first). The last person off the train was an idiot more intent on reading his phone than getting off, and he only slowly stepped out of the train when they announced the doors were about to close, leaving those of us waiting to get on almost no time to jump into the carriage.
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The word celebrity and anyone tagged with it. Attention-seeking cuunt more like. Get off my tv/laptop/newspaper you pointless f**king quarter-wits.
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ElementFreak wrote:What is something that you have an irrational hatred of?

Personally it's idiots who refer to their pets as "kids", "children" or "fur babies". Now these are mostly women who don't have kids but to me it doesn't make sense. You can't make the choice of not having children and then replacing that experience with animals and expect that they are the same experience.
Yes same. Only it's definitely a RATIONAL hatred for me ;)
Not just the name-calling in itself but generally in the West the importance given to pets, like they're members of the family. Like I ADORE cats, spent countless, countless hours playing with and observing them during my life and have had many many, but they were always cats, with all the appreciation and love and attention I gave them, they were still cats, nothing more nothing less.

People in Western societies often find emotional refuge in pets because they're too dysfunctional, for various reasons, to deal with life and people the regular way.

"Irrational hatred" though ?? hmm, lemme see...ooh, this is fun :p
mm... gingers lol (sorry gingers ! it's irrational !!! can't blame me ! :p )...well that's about it. All the other things I hate, I know exactly why.
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troglodiet wrote:
Fangle wrote:
Newsome wrote:People who say period instead of full stop.
All Americans?


Seems like a reasonable summary, yeah. :P

Which reminds me of another pet hate: Saffa born Septics who speaks with a Yank accent within 3 months of living there. Same goes for those in Oz. I know many England and Scotland born people who have lived in SA since the 70's and still have their original accent.
You have to change your accent a bit so the locals understand you, but over here you can pick out another South African in a couple of words. But the locals love all English accents (to their uninformed ears), so there is no pressure to change it. I think that in Australia there is more pressure. Saffer13 retains his Eastern Cape accent.
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So...to sum up: we all hate other people and most small dogs. Sorted. :thumbup:
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iarmhiman wrote:Spitting. Hate it.

If I'm going for piss and some prick comes along to the urinal next to me and spits , that makes me very angry. Or any dick head spitting on the street.
Spitting into a urinal is perfectly fine you loon. Its not like your going to eat your dinner off it
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troglodiet wrote:
Sandstorm wrote:Dog with a jaunty bandana around its neck (I bet Trog put one on his son)

I have standards. They might be very low in certain areas admittedly, but I do have them.

Dogs, or any other pet for that matter, should not be wearing any type of clothing. (Wish I could have Scarlet Johansson as a pet just for that reason).

Except maybe those monkeys people keep as pets (forget the name) that wears nappies when out with their human parents.
Another example of that type of shit are people who post photographs of their mutt wearing sunglasses (there's inevitably a ghastly bandana as well) as though it's both funny and original. It's neither; it's anthropomorphic plum.
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Market Square Hero :x :x :x
What`s wrong with us oldies taking a nice slow leisurely drive to the supermarket and a nice slow stress free stroll with our wheelie bag? Or having a nice long chat with the cashier, who is very helpful when it comes to knowing how to put our credit card in that damn pesky reader machine.
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Cars with a matt black paint job ... Almost always driven by w@nkers.

It's a car, not a f'ing stealth bomber
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Scrumhead wrote:Cars with a matt black paint job ... Almost always driven by w@nkers.

It's a car, not a f'ing black penis
Fixed
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ElementFreak wrote:What is something that you have an irrational hatred of?

Personally it's idiots who refer to their pets as "kids", "children" or "fur babies". Now these are mostly women who don't have kids but to me it doesn't make sense. You can't make the choice of not having children and then replacing that experience with animals and expect that they are the same experience.
For Mothers Day recently, the fianceé of a friend of mine put up a big long post thanking my friend for being a great 'fur-dad' to her (the 'fur-mom') and spoiling her and their two fur-babies :uhoh:
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Calculus wrote:Image

:lol:
I'd do that just to wind people up.

I can't stand slow eaters.
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Sandstorm wrote:So...to sum up: we all hate other people and most small dogs. Sorted. :thumbup:
And none of us ever, ever walk obstructively, forget to say thankyou, chew with our mouths open or bustle past people. We're perfect.
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That's a very rational hatred, Diego.
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AND-y wrote:
Sandstorm wrote:So...to sum up: we all hate other people and most small dogs. Sorted. :thumbup:
And none of us ever, ever walk obstructively, forget to say thankyou, chew with our mouths open or bustle past people. We're perfect.
I hate you.
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Sandstorm wrote:
AND-y wrote:
Sandstorm wrote:So...to sum up: we all hate other people and most small dogs. Sorted. :thumbup:
And none of us ever, ever walk obstructively, forget to say thankyou, chew with our mouths open or bustle past people. We're perfect.
I hate you.
Me too :(
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The Blairs. :x
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Andy :lol:
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theo wrote:The Blairs. :x
Nope. That's rational too. :thumbdown:
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Floppykid wrote:That's a very rational hatred, Diego.
It's not rational to hate a rugby team because of their marketing wankers, but yet I do it anyway.
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Sandstorm wrote:
theo wrote:The Blairs. :x
Nope. That's rational too. :thumbdown:
Fair enough.
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GWO2 wrote:Market Square Hero :x :x :x
What`s wrong with us oldies taking a nice slow leisurely drive to the supermarket and a nice slow stress free stroll with our wheelie bag? Or having a nice long chat with the cashier, who is very helpful when it comes to knowing how to put our credit card in that damn pesky reader machine.
Ah, but you're doing it for shits & giggles ...you're hard core. It's the beginner oldies that are doing it an amateur fashion that really just mess it up badly for the rest of you wrinklies.

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Market Square Hero wrote:
GWO2 wrote:Market Square Hero :x :x :x
What`s wrong with us oldies taking a nice slow leisurely drive to the supermarket and a nice slow stress free stroll with our wheelie bag? Or having a nice long chat with the cashier, who is very helpful when it comes to knowing how to put our credit card in that damn pesky reader machine.
Ah, but you're doing it for shits & giggles ...you're hard core. It's the beginner oldies that are doing it an amateur fashion that really just mess it up badly for the rest of you wrinklies.

:D

Endz is not going to be too happy with what you are saying about him :nod:
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GWO2 wrote:
Market Square Hero wrote:
GWO2 wrote:Market Square Hero :x :x :x
What`s wrong with us oldies taking a nice slow leisurely drive to the supermarket and a nice slow stress free stroll with our wheelie bag? Or having a nice long chat with the cashier, who is very helpful when it comes to knowing how to put our credit card in that damn pesky reader machine.
Ah, but you're doing it for shits & giggles ...you're hard core. It's the beginner oldies that are doing it an amateur fashion that really just mess it up badly for the rest of you wrinklies.

:D

Endz is not going to be too happy with what you are saying about him :nod:
I'll see him in the soft fruit aisle - swift kick in the plums should suffice. Then nick his stick and wheelie bag.
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Lena Dunham.
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For me it's noisy eaters. I understand that certain foods are inherently noisy but some people make no attempt to keep their mouth closed or just have to f**king slurp which ever liquid they are imbibing at the time. Winds me up no end.
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The Native wrote:Lena Dunham.
Amy Schumer as well.
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Brabus wrote:For me it's noisy eaters. I understand that certain foods are inherently noisy but some people make no attempt to keep their mouth closed or just have to f**k slurp which ever liquid they are imbibing at the time. Winds me up no end.
That's not irrational. It'd be irrational not to hate noisy eaters.
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kiwigreg369 wrote:People who think you should sit in the front seat with taxi drivers.

KG
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troglodiet wrote:
ElementFreak wrote:What is something that you have an irrational hatred of?

Personally it's idiots who refer to their pets as "kids", "children" or "fur babies". Now these are mostly women who don't have kids but to me it doesn't make sense. You can't make the choice of not having children and then replacing that experience with animals and expect that they are the same experience.

You'd really hate me then. My boy, a Jack Russel is the child I never had. Even more than that. My wife and I both calls him or child. As we did with his predecessor, a girl Foxterrier who we refer to as my boy's sister who passed at before he was born.

So it's not only women. I do it too. In fact I started it in our home. My wife and I both love kids, but can't have (I don't have lazy swimmers - the buggers can't swim at all. 0% count). Admittedly my current boy as well as his sister before him, we're the first I ever called my kids. I had a couple of dogs I was attached to as much as the two, but that was before I got married, and children, and found out I can't father children of my own.

And if you don't like that, I'll get my child to bite you.
but why not see it as a dog that you love, why change reality in your head. im sad you cant have kids but please dont be mental.
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Jamie Heaslip.
Vegans.
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Bullettyme wrote:Vegans.
Especially preachy ones.
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