Sydney.... fvcked

[Ali's Choice]

The Northern Beaches cluster now has 17 confirmed cases.

Stay safe Sydney-based boets

[Mog The Almighty]

17 cases ffs.

In other words, it's almost non-existent there.

In the middle of summer.

I'm pretty sure Sydney is not "fvcked".

[CrazyIslander]

17 cases ffs.

In other words, it's almost non-existent there.

In the middle of summer.

I'm pretty sure Sydney is not "fvcked".

Without restriction it will spread obviously.

[guy smiley]

17 cases ffs.

In other words, it's almost non-existent there.

In the middle of summer.

I'm pretty sure Sydney is not "fvcked".

Four days ago it was one.
Yesterday it was two. This morning it was five.

[Ali's Choice]

The NSW Health Minister has begged residents of Sydney's Northern Beaches to stay home for 3 days. I expect freedom protests to kick off shortly.

https://www.smh.com.au/national/nsw/cor ... 56oj0.html

NSW Health Minister implores northern beaches residents to stay at home
By Kate Aubusson

The source of the infections is not known but NSW Health authorities are highly suspicious that it is someone who has flown in from overseas.

NSW Health minister Brad Hazzard implored people on the northern beaches to stay at home.

“We need as many people on the beaches to stay put and give us time to sort this out and stay put,” Mr Hazzard said.

“The number of cases in one day is a sobering reminder of what this virus can do,” he said.

“Our particular concern is to make sure residents of the northern beaches don’t run the risk of seeding other areas across sydney in their normal daily travels,” he said.

“We also need them to as far as possible stay at home, try and restrict to normal family groups and get tested if you have any symptoms whatsoever,” he said.

Some cases detected today were in people who had very mild symptoms or no symptoms at all, Mr Hazzard said.

“Don’t hesitate. Get out and get tested with the slightest possible symptoms. Even if you’re feeling just a bit tired,” he said.

His personal advice to residents was to wear a mask.

“Seventeen cases is an indicator that we have an issue we have to resolve. We need a little time and we need the help we usually get from residents on the beaches. That involves not leaving the beaches if you can humanly stay on the beaches and preferably stay at home,” he said.

[Mog The Almighty]

17 cases ffs.

In other words, it's almost non-existent there.

In the middle of summer.

I'm pretty sure Sydney is not "fvcked".

Four days ago it was one.
Yesterday it was two. This morning it was five.

It still hardly counts as "fvcked". Yesterday in Sweden it was about 15,000 and we're not "fvcked".

That much said, I guess it also did also dwindle off towards nothingness even in Sweden during the summer months, so much so that people thought we'd beaten it (there's maybe a lesson there). That's the thing I'm more surprised about, if it's going to come back in Sydney (and I think it will, without a vaccine), I would have thought it would be in the winter, not the middle of summer.

Anyway, fingers crossed that this is not big deal and they'll mop it up quickly.

[shanky]

I mean, let's be honest

why would you want to leave the beaches anyway?

fair dinkum

[Muttonbirds]

17 cases ffs.

In other words, it's almost non-existent there.

In the middle of summer.

I'm pretty sure Sydney is not "fvcked".

Without restriction it will spread obviously.

No, no. There's zero evidence restriction of movement and mask wearing reduces transmission of Coronavirus.

[Mog The Almighty]

17 cases ffs.

In other words, it's almost non-existent there.

In the middle of summer.

I'm pretty sure Sydney is not "fvcked".

Without restriction it will spread obviously.

No, no. There's zero evidence restriction of movement and mask wearing reduces transmission of Coronavirus.

Said absolutely nobody ever except for you, just now, to make a bullshit strawman point.

edit: and apparently bimboman ... at least half.

[bimboman]

17 cases ffs.

In other words, it's almost non-existent there.

In the middle of summer.

I'm pretty sure Sydney is not "fvcked".

Without restriction it will spread obviously.

No, no. There's zero evidence restriction of movement and mask wearing reduces transmission of Coronavirus.

1/2 right for once.

Anyone actually fallen ill yet?

[les@mooloolaba]

The NSW Health Minister has begged residents of Sydney's Northern Beaches to stay home for 3 days. I expect freedom protests to kick off shortly.

https://www.smh.com.au/national/nsw/cor ... 56oj0.html

NSW Health Minister implores northern beaches residents to stay at home
By Kate Aubusson

The source of the infections is not known but NSW Health authorities are highly suspicious that it is someone who has flown in from overseas.

NSW Health minister Brad Hazzard implored people on the northern beaches to stay at home.

“We need as many people on the beaches to stay put and give us time to sort this out and stay put,” Mr Hazzard said.

“The number of cases in one day is a sobering reminder of what this virus can do,” he said.

“Our particular concern is to make sure residents of the northern beaches don’t run the risk of seeding other areas across sydney in their normal daily travels,” he said.

“We also need them to as far as possible stay at home, try and restrict to normal family groups and get tested if you have any symptoms whatsoever,” he said.

Some cases detected today were in people who had very mild symptoms or no symptoms at all, Mr Hazzard said.

“Don’t hesitate. Get out and get tested with the slightest possible symptoms. Even if you’re feeling just a bit tired,” he said.

His personal advice to residents was to wear a mask.

“Seventeen cases is an indicator that we have an issue we have to resolve. We need a little time and we need the help we usually get from residents on the beaches. That involves not leaving the beaches if you can humanly stay on the beaches and preferably stay at home,” he said.

S the residents are going do that L it down now FFS

[Zakar]

I'm going to drive up to Avalon, start licking park benches and what not and then travel to Brisbane and Melbourne to make sure we're all in it together.

[Ellafan]

The NSW Health Minister has begged residents of Sydney's Northern Beaches to stay home for 3 days. I expect freedom protests to kick off shortly.

Not from Shanky AC. He'll be up early, do a full day's worth of capitalism on line/zoom and make a few thousand quid, and then settle down in front of his 98 inch wall screen to watch the cricket*. He's laying in some nice wines to accompany the lunch the help efficiently assembled today...

[* after a refreshing swim on [redacted] beach, where he has private access from his back yard gate]

What are you doing tomorrow?

[Ellafan]

I mean, let's be honest

why would you want to leave the beaches anyway?

fair dinkum

To go to Spice Temple?

[Ali's Choice]

It still hardly counts as "fvcked". Yesterday in Sweden it was about 15,000 and we're not "fvcked".

15 000 cases? Is that in total, or for the month?

[MungoMan]

I predict that on Saturday morning, Gladys Bererofbadtidings will hold a presser in the carpark between BoB's dildo & fleshlight shop and the 'landscaping supplies' depot Shanky uses to launder his off-shore revenue. It will be must-watch TV.

[jdogscoop]

The NSW Health Minister has begged residents of Sydney's Northern Beaches to stay home for 3 days. I expect freedom protests to kick off shortly.

Not from Shanky AC. He'll be up early, do a full day's worth of capitalism on line/zoom and make a few thousand quid, and then settle down in front of his 98 inch wall screen to watch the cricket*. He's laying in some nice wines to accompany the lunch the help efficiently assembled today...

[* after a refreshing swim on [redacted] beach, where he has private access from his back yard gate]

What are you doing tomorrow?

TBF that does sound like a pretty good day.

[Ellafan]

The NSW Health Minister has begged residents of Sydney's Northern Beaches to stay home for 3 days. I expect freedom protests to kick off shortly.

Not from Shanky AC. He'll be up early, do a full day's worth of capitalism on line/zoom and make a few thousand quid, and then settle down in front of his 98 inch wall screen to watch the cricket*. He's laying in some nice wines to accompany the lunch the help efficiently assembled today...

[* after a refreshing swim on [redacted] beach, where he has private access from his back yard gate]

What are you doing tomorrow?

TBF that does sound like a pretty good day.

[Bindi]

Hopefully those borders are slammed shut by sunrise.

[Clogs]

And now it has an outbreak of coronavirus.

[Ellafan]

BoB's dildo & fleshlight shop

Mate, I had forgotten about BoB.

I laughed so match I almost shat.

I thank you.

[Ellafan]

I'm going to drive up to Avalon, start licking park benches and what not and then travel to Brisbane and Melbourne to make sure we're all in it together.

Just hold your breath from the Spit to the freeway, 'K?

[jdogscoop]

And now it has an outbreak of coronavirus.

[grievous]

I mean, let's be honest

why would you want to leave the beaches anyway?

fair dinkum

leeches

[shanky]

The NSW Health Minister has begged residents of Sydney's Northern Beaches to stay home for 3 days. I expect freedom protests to kick off shortly.

Not from Shanky AC. He'll be up early, do a full day's worth of capitalism on line/zoom and make a few thousand quid, and then settle down in front of his 98 inch wall screen to watch the cricket*. He's laying in some nice wines to accompany the lunch the help efficiently assembled today...

[* after a refreshing swim on [redacted] beach, where he has private access from his back yard gate]

What are you doing tomorrow?

TBF that does sound like a pretty good day.

[Farva]

Reports now that toilet paper is now scares in the northern suburbs so can the OP please be changed to “Sydney in the Shite”

[Ellafan]

Reports now that toilet paper is now scares in the northern suburbs so can the OP please be changed to “Sydney in the Shite”

[shanky]

Reports now that toilet paper is now scares in the northern suburbs so can the OP please be changed to “Sydney in the Shite”

People could die, bro.

I am disappoint.

[Mog The Almighty]

It still hardly counts as "fvcked". Yesterday in Sweden it was about 15,000 and we're not "fvcked".

15 000 cases? Is that in total, or for the month?

For the day.

As far as I understand it, but it does sound pretty high for a day.

[bimboman]

It still hardly counts as "fvcked". Yesterday in Sweden it was about 15,000 and we're not "fvcked".

15 000 cases? Is that in total, or for the month?

For the day.

As far as I understand it, but it does sound pretty high for a day.

They report weekly I thought.

[iarmhiman]

Is this due to all the rain that's sending people indoors?

La Nina could be a factor in the next 3 months in spreading the virus.

[Ellafan]

Is this due to all the rain that's sending people indoors?

La Nina could be a factor in the next 3 months in spreading the virus.

Where?

[iarmhiman]

Is this due to all the rain that's sending people indoors?

La Nina could be a factor in the next 3 months in spreading the virus.

Where?

North East NSW from Port Macquarie up to Byron Bay and across into Queensland.

I believe La Nina is strengthening which will bring increased onshore tropical moisture to the east coast of Australia.

My theory is that if there is an increase in wet days, that will drive people indoors which could increase the risk of Covid transmission.

Now if it doesn't rain much over the next 3 months, people are more likely to be outdoors and the spread of transmission is less likely

[Ellafan]

Is this due to all the rain that's sending people indoors?

La Nina could be a factor in the next 3 months in spreading the virus.

Where?

North East NSW from Port Macquarie up to Byron Bay and across into Queensland.

I believe La Nina is strengthening which will bring increased onshore tropical moisture to the east coast of Australia.

My theory is that if there is an increase in wet days, that will drive people indoors which could increase the risk of Covid transmission.

Now if it doesn't rain much over the next 3 months, people are more likely to be outdoors and the spread of transmission is less likely

OK, but factor in temp. We are having a chilly winter week in Sydney - its 24C as I type at past midnight.

There is a lockdown on the Sydney Northern beaches, which came out of an over seas arrival, not from a known community transfer. Have to ask, if you had only 20 infections over two days, how would that be reported?

[Anonymous 1]

17 cases ffs.

In other words, it's almost non-existent there.

In the middle of summer.

I'm pretty sure Sydney is not "fvcked".

Do you think they should have FORCED restrictions ?

[Mog The Almighty]

17 cases ffs.

In other words, it's almost non-existent there.

In the middle of summer.

I'm pretty sure Sydney is not "fvcked".

Do you think they should have FORCED restrictions ?

lol. No. Is that a trick question?

[kiwigreg369]

Went out for a meal at Whale Beach and walk on the beach with Mrs KG on the Sunday ... just waiting to see if gets added to the 30 or so venues....

That’ll put a dent on Christmas.

[Salient]

17 cases ffs.

In other words, it's almost non-existent there.

In the middle of summer.

I'm pretty sure Sydney is not "fvcked".

Without restriction it will spread obviously.

No, no. There's zero evidence restriction of movement and mask wearing reduces transmission of Coronavirus.

Said absolutely nobody ever except for you, just now, to make a bullshit strawman point.

edit: and apparently bimboman ... at least half.

Whoosh

[Salient]

I predict that on Saturday morning, Gladys Bererofbadtidings will hold a presser in the carpark between BoB's dildo & fleshlight shop and the 'landscaping supplies' depot Shanky uses to launder his off-shore revenue. It will be must-watch TV.

That would be the Gladys with the bestest response to the pandemic Mr; well according to Scotty from Marketing anyways.

We're meant to have some folks up from the slum that is Sydney to the heaven that is Brissie next week, might have to make alternative arrangements I guess. Good luck to our Sydney members, stay safe Bros.

[Enzedder]

17 cases ffs.

In other words, it's almost non-existent there.

In the middle of summer.

I'm pretty sure Sydney is not "fvcked".

Yeah, you fools. Don't do anything until you have a thousand. Only then can you take extra precautions.