Rugby Player's better halves?

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Joost wrote:
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Both have won Miss Scotland.
:uhoh:
You realise the girlfriend is the one in the white shirt?
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frillage wrote:
Joost wrote:
Edinburgh01 wrote: Image

Both have won Miss Scotland.
:uhoh:
You realise the girlfriend is the one in the white shirt?
I know you should never explain your jokes, but...

...to my pedant mind, the way the post was laid out could be read as saying that both Ritchie and his g/f had won Miss Scotland.
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Enzedder wrote:
BBB wrote:
Enzedder wrote:Kahui's Mrs is rather warm (for a Kiwi burd)

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She's an Aussie.

Wassa matter - couldn't find a worthy Aussie bloke eh?
One of our cast offs.
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Joost wrote:
frillage wrote:
Joost wrote:
Edinburgh01 wrote: Image

Both have won Miss Scotland.
:uhoh:
You realise the girlfriend is the one in the white shirt?
I know you should never explain your jokes, but...

...to my pedant mind, the way the post was laid out could be read as saying that both Ritchie and his g/f had won Miss Scotland.
Retrospective 😀
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Cartman wrote:
Oceanbreeze wrote:
comets wrote:Fijian rugby players usually have the ugliest wives...........true story :(

i feels like they were "forced" to marry the ugliest girl in the village..
The wives also tend to put on weight. I don't think they know what exercise means. Us guys we hit the gym and run to keep in shape yet they just sleep, eat and whinge.
So theyre basically like every wife everywhere
nope, they don't put on weight, they challenge their husband for the size too, Akapusi Qera's wife is like 125kgs lol and she like recently gave birth to his 6th child..lol
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badmannotinjapan wrote:
Oceanbreeze wrote:Fiji Rugby Players.


Osea Kolinisau
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Ben Volavola
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Nikola Matawalu
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Waisea Nayacalevu
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Nemani Nadolo
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Have we got a detailed report on BV's? For immigration reasons of course.
Who's BV?

Edit: Never mind it's Ben Volavola. :lol:
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Joost wrote:
Edinburgh01 wrote: Image

Both have won Miss Scotland.
:uhoh:
:lol:
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BV is a born australian, so he can stay in NZ for 5 years if he chooses with a short 1 month to go back home to australia ..lol

I'm sure when crusaders signed him in 2016, it was for 2 years so expect him to be there next season too...I think they should move him to a wing...
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That kids forehead is fckin impressive :thumbup:
That's a definite fivehead!
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No idea if they're still together, but I can recall being surprised a few years back by Liam Williams other half

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piquant wrote:No idea if they're still together, but I can recall being surprised a few years back by Liam Williams other half

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Why am I not surprised by the colour of his shoes?
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Chris Robshaw and Camilla Kerslake:
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Mike Brown and Eliza Woodcock:
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Danny Care and Jodie Henson:
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Manu Tuilagi and Chantelle Garrity:
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Joe Launchbury and Mallory Bourn:
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Brad Barritt and Georgia:
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Courtney Lawes and Jessica Daveney:
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George Ford and Jess Portman:
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James Haskell and Chloe Madeley:
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Mr. Very Popular wrote:Conor Murrays GF

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Wtf has happened to her left leg?
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Crash_12 wrote:
Mr. Very Popular wrote:Conor Murrays GF

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Wtf has happened to her left leg?
Zebo jizzed on it?
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openclashXX wrote:Chris Robshaw and Camilla Kerslake:
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Mike Brown and Eliza Woodcock:
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Danny Care and Jodie Henson:
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Manu Tuilagi and Chantelle Garrity:
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Joe Launchbury and Mallory Bourn:
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Brad Barritt and Georgia:
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Courtney Lawes and Jessica Daveney:
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George Ford and Jess Portman:
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James Haskell and Chloe Madeley:
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The most disturbing thing about that montage is the fact that James Haskell walks around town wearing a T-shirt with JAMES HASKELL written on it. And that it doesn't surprise any of us...
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:lol:

My other half, who follows his missus on social media, tells me he's started referring to himself as 'the rig'
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pjm1 wrote:
openclashXX wrote: James Haskell and Chloe Madeley:
The most disturbing thing about that montage is the fact that James Haskell walks around town wearing a T-shirt with JAMES HASKELL written on it. And that it doesn't surprise any of us...
nor that it says "this side out" just beneath his name
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Chuckles1188 wrote:Obligatory reminder that Danny Cipriani used to go out with the fragrant Kelly Brook
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Those boobs officially look too good. And on the second picture, she's just...that's just...pure meat.
Oh and just a question, don't go squirting over me and all but, is it because you're so uptightly English that you hid those pictures like that or is there a forum rule reason ? :lol: just curious


Wasn't there a time when you'd say "fly" as in cool or in style. And those women are pretty "in", aren't they. So about those players' halves, would you say...eh you see where this is going...
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RugbyInsideLine wrote:Lets be honest there is only one winner...


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Edinburgh01 wrote:
piquant wrote:No idea if they're still together, but I can recall being surprised a few years back by Liam Williams other half

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Why am I not surprised by the colour of his shoes?
Still together
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Richie McCaw's trophy, wife

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SBW did alright for himself, of course

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Fekitoa's ex was a hottie.

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pjm1 wrote:
The most disturbing thing about that montage is the fact that James Haskell walks around town wearing a T-shirt with JAMES HASKELL written on it. And that it doesn't surprise any of us...
incase he got lost and could not remember who he was ......that said, I'm sure Launchbury has the hottest gf/wife in that list.. followed closely by Barrit ..
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akann wrote:Fekitoa's ex was a hottie.

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Ex-, eh? I wonder if they still go to the same eyebrow waxer / make-up person or if one has elected to find a new one because it was just a tad awkward?
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naki wrote:SBW did alright for himself, of course

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He can do way way better.
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comets wrote:BV is a born australian, so he can stay in NZ for 5 years if he chooses with a short 1 month to go back home to australia ..lol

I'm sure when crusaders signed him in 2016, it was for 2 years so expect him to be there next season too...I think they should move him to a wing...
I meant his lady.
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Do England players not date ordinary girls next door, mousy academics or sportsy chicks? (At least Izzy is going to create super-human children with his missus.) Or is that it's only the tight five (Launchbury aside) who can't typically pull pop singers or instagram models?
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Nieghorn wrote:Do England players not date ordinary girls next door, mousy academics or sportsy chicks? (At least Izzy is going to create super-human children with his missus.) Or is that it's only the tight five (Launchbury aside) who can't typically pull pop singers or instagram models?
Perhaps the ordinary gals are gold diggers.
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Nieghorn wrote:Do England players not date ordinary girls next door, mousy academics or sportsy chicks? (At least Izzy is going to create super-human children with his missus.) Or is that it's only the tight five (Launchbury aside) who can't typically pull pop singers or instagram models?
Speaking of super-human children, here's Matt Toomua with his missus. She made her debut for both the Australian national cricket and the Australian women's national soccer team at the age of 16.

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Nieghorn wrote:Do England players not date ordinary girls next door, mousy academics or sportsy chicks? (At least Izzy is going to create super-human children with his missus.) Or is that it's only the tight five (Launchbury aside) who can't typically pull pop singers or instagram models?
Logovi’i Mulipola hitched up with one Ines Castrogiovanni and had twin boys. So there's potential
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Thomas wrote:
Nieghorn wrote:Do England players not date ordinary girls next door, mousy academics or sportsy chicks? (At least Izzy is going to create super-human children with his missus.) Or is that it's only the tight five (Launchbury aside) who can't typically pull pop singers or instagram models?
Speaking of super-human children, here's Matt Toomua with his missus. She made her debut for both the Australian national cricket and the Australian women's national soccer team at the age of 16.

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Good looking lass for a 16 year old
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I always got a Gayvibe from Toomua ....his manbun didn't help.. not to mention, his "lick" gesture when making a pass :evil: :evil:

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Outside half gets my vote.
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Kelly Brook nowadaysImage

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BBB wrote:
comets wrote:quick question, How did Cheika break his hand lol?
Fell off his unicycle.
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pjm1 wrote: The most disturbing thing about that montage is the fact that James Haskell walks around town wearing a T-shirt with JAMES HASKELL written on it. And that it doesn't surprise any of us...
:lol:
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RugbyInsideLine wrote:Lets be honest there is only one winner...
She's a lucky woman
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