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henry wrote:I don't know what's worse. The seemingly never-ending shit slurry exiting my arse or the never-ending shit slurry that emanates from yourself and Silver on this 'ere forum.BBC 2 wrote:Shit thread.
I'm going option 2.
Thought my post fairly uncontraversial.
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Shit.BBC 2 wrote:henry wrote:I don't know what's worse. The seemingly never-ending shit slurry exiting my arse or the never-ending shit slurry that emanates from yourself and Silver on this 'ere forum.BBC 2 wrote:Shit thread.
I'm going option 2.
Thought my post fairly uncontraversial.
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henry wrote:Watery poo.
And it won't stop.
God help me.
Fecking snails. Or cockles.
I think you might be dying. Good luck in reaching 2017.
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Feck him. He went out for a 5 hour lunch earlier today.
He'll be fine by now, whereas I'm trying to work out if my cab driver is a psycho
He'll be fine by now, whereas I'm trying to work out if my cab driver is a psycho
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henry wrote:Watery poo.
And it won't stop.
God help me.
Fecking snails. Or cockles.
Might scratch a bit going in and coming out but I think you're probably onto a solution.
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My brother and I spent a couple of days in a Kathmandu backpackers taking turns on the bog and the bucket. I'd like to say it was a bonding experience, but it really wasn't.
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henry wrote:There's not much of me but what's left feels like it's being sucked into my colon and evacuated out of my anus. It's like a black hole of shit. Feels like my internal organs have been liquified.
We'll be expecting some decent posts from now on then?
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I'm eying up the shower at the moment.Ewinkum wrote:This is a fantastic opportunity to road test all of the various arse wiping techniques available in a short timeframe. I'm particularly interested in your opinion of Toga's "one foot on the edge of the bath" method.
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Just when we all thought 2016 could not get any worse
We had to read that

We had to read that
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I've sent his details to Channel 4's Embarrassing Bodies.Hong Kong wrote:Who's going to check for you?henry wrote:Approaching watery shit no. 456.
I'm now looking it as a cleansing exercise. Should be squeaky clean for 2017. Or dead.
They said yes, but perhaps for a 1 hour long 'special'
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That's either constipation or an extreme log.SamShark wrote:I've sent his details to Channel 4's Embarrassing Bodies.Hong Kong wrote:Who's going to check for you?henry wrote:Approaching watery shit no. 456.
I'm now looking it as a cleansing exercise. Should be squeaky clean for 2017. Or dead.
They said yes, but perhaps for a 1 hour long 'special'
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On a tangent, why do dogs manage to shit 'clean' without get shit all over their arse, while humans can't?
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I think he's out the bog again...tabascoboy wrote:That's either constipation or an extreme log.SamShark wrote:I've sent his details to Channel 4's Embarrassing Bodies.Hong Kong wrote:Who's going to check for you?henry wrote:Approaching watery shit no. 456.
I'm now looking it as a cleansing exercise. Should be squeaky clean for 2017. Or dead.
They said yes, but perhaps for a 1 hour long 'special'
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Phonetically correct of course TB1 !tabascoboy wrote:It's dire here
Eggs and rice can slow down the peristaltic action but the important thing is to take in fluids.
I recommend wine or beer. There's loads of water in them.
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At last - a thread on which I feel eminently qualified to enter a comment.
Many decades ago, just around 20th December I was struck down by the liquids. At that time I lived to party so there was no question of withdrawing from the arena, so what to do?
I found that a constant application (internally - by mouth) of neat vodka did the trick. Kept me upright and drinking.
The negative side to that was that it did really dehydrate me and it made unpeeling my contact lenses a daunting prospect at the end of each session.
Took me to the new year to clear up.
Many decades ago, just around 20th December I was struck down by the liquids. At that time I lived to party so there was no question of withdrawing from the arena, so what to do?
I found that a constant application (internally - by mouth) of neat vodka did the trick. Kept me upright and drinking.
The negative side to that was that it did really dehydrate me and it made unpeeling my contact lenses a daunting prospect at the end of each session.
Took me to the new year to clear up.
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Hello TrailApe. I note your location. I wish to re-build the Wall to prevent Scots from invading God's country. This, to be combined with a "shoot on sight" policy. There will be a large reward for anyone who gets Nicola.