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It happens.


And in that frame, I turn 73 today.
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Many happy returns, Fangle.




<legs it toilet/new home>
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Fangle wrote:It happens.


And in that frame, I turn 73 today.
Nice thread to announce that


Many happy returns
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Have some immodium.

It's not the endless liquid shit that I hate, but the chafed, raw starfish from all the wiping.
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SilverGrin wrote:Have some immodium.

It's not the endless liquid shit that I hate, but the chafed, raw starfish from all the wiping.
Less wiping and more hosing at this point.
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henry wrote:
SilverGrin wrote:Have some immodium.

It's not the endless liquid shit that I hate, but the chafed, raw starfish from all the wiping.
Less wiping and more hosing at this point.
Some cheese might help bind you up.

Eat a bunch of licorice is an old tale I recall. Although it could be the other way around and a cure for constipation. Better Google that one.

I've been baked all year so my advice probably isn't on point.
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:lol:
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Fangle wrote:It happens.


And in that frame, I turn 73 today.
Zimmer? (Happy Birthday.)
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Fangle wrote:It happens.


And in that frame, I turn 73 today.
All the best, old friend.
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SilverGrin wrote:Have some immodium.

It's not the endless liquid shit that I hate, but the chafed, raw starfish from all the wiping.
Rather prune juice to get all the terms out

Henry should be in a reality TV show
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Fangle wrote:It happens.


And in that frame, I turn 73 today.
HB tangle

I'll set off some fireworks tonight in celebration
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It's at times ime this you're glad your old Mum/Auntie Mary/ some elderly relative who moved into their house in the late 70s / early 80's is still alive. Off you head for an extended visit.

Their bathrooms bound to have a bidet.

Occupy and improvise.
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Sefton wrote:I would like to say that I'm sympathetic, I really would.
I sense there's a "but" coming.
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coca-cola

great when you feel sh1t,

sh1t when you feel great
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fisgard792 wrote:coca-cola

great when you feel sh1t,

sh1t when you feel great
Not a bad idea. My stepdaughter got very knee wobbly once. She was off to the States the next day.

Piled her full of flat coke as she lay in a distraught position on the sofa. Never seen a lady so pale.

She got there, courtesy of a miracle.

She went teetotal for a while, but now will drink the occasional glass of wine (or two).
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c69 wrote:So henry isn't full of shit atm.
:shock:
Yet it still protrudes from his orifaeces.
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happyhooker wrote:
Fangle wrote:It happens.


And in that frame, I turn 73 today.
Nice thread to announce that


Many happy returns
Thanks to all. I put it on this thread because it is crappy to be getting old.
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Fangle wrote:
happyhooker wrote:
Fangle wrote:It happens.


And in that frame, I turn 73 today.
Nice thread to announce that


Many happy returns
Thanks to all. I put it on this thread because it is crappy to be getting old.
You are still about to have a go at me!

I think I'm the third eldest member of the club. OB is up there 1st. Who are the other wrinklies?
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Fangle wrote:It happens.


And in that frame, I turn 73 today.
Happy birthday Fangle.
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The Man Without Fear wrote:
Sefton wrote:I would like to say that I'm sympathetic, I really would.
I sense there's a "but" coming.
From the earlier posts, I say that butt is Henry's.
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Going to be quite the New Year.

Glued to a lavatory.
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HB Fangle. That's a decent innings. You'll need to bat on a bit.
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sorCrer wrote:HB Fangle. That's a decent innings. You'll need to bat on a bit.
Thanks to you and others. I unfortunately won't be able to see Argus's fire works from here. My innings should be a long way from over as both my parents got to be over 90 and my Mother over 100. Also Rinkly can verify that am in no way decrepit.
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Immodium and a course of after biotics.
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paddyor wrote:Immodium and a course of after biotics.
You what now??
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Edit: Whoops, thought this was the Leinster v Ulster match thread.
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Fangle wrote:
sorCrer wrote:HB Fangle. That's a decent innings. You'll need to bat on a bit.
Thanks to you and others. I unfortunately won't be able to see Argus's fire works from here. My innings should be a long way from over as both my parents got to be over 90 and my Mother over 100. Also Rinkly can verify that am in no way decrepit.
I doing the fireworks at midnight
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happyhooker wrote:
paddyor wrote:Immodium and a course of after biotics.
You what now??
Immodium will slow things down. After biotics will put some bacteria back in his digestive tract. The runs tend to clear it out.
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I've decided on gin.
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henry wrote:I've decided on gin.
Drank a bottle of Bombay Dry 2 nights ago. I'm posting this from the shitter.
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Eggs: protein will solidify things very effectively.

Someone cook the man some eggs.

HB Fangle. I share a birthday with Sefton, so I let him take all the fanboi abuse on here.

Ha! "Let". I kill me.
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sorCrer wrote:
henry wrote:I've decided on gin.
Drank a bottle of Bombay Dry 2 nights ago. I'm posting this from the shitter.
Got the same. Slice of grapefruit. Golf ball-sized ice cube. Some fever tree. Stomach is reacting. Trying to get so pissed I can't work out if it's favourably or not.
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henry wrote:
sorCrer wrote:
henry wrote:I've decided on gin.
Drank a bottle of Bombay Dry 2 nights ago. I'm posting this from the shitter.
Got the same. Slice of grapefruit. Golf ball-sized ice cube. Some fever tree. Stomach is reacting. Trying to get so pissed I can't work out if it's favourably or not.
Sounds excellent. My trots have abated temporarily but i feel your liquidity. DO NOT go near immodium. Will bung you up so tight you'll barely be able to fart. 36 hours later you'll be back on the dysentry.
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Fangle wrote:
sorCrer wrote:HB Fangle. That's a decent innings. You'll need to bat on a bit.
Thanks to you and others. I unfortunately won't be able to see Argus's fire works from here. My innings should be a long way from over as both my parents got to be over 90 and my Mother over 100. Also Rinkly can verify that am in no way decrepit.
Can we trust him?
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globus wrote:
Fangle wrote:
sorCrer wrote:HB Fangle. That's a decent innings. You'll need to bat on a bit.
Thanks to you and others. I unfortunately won't be able to see Argus's fire works from here. My innings should be a long way from over as both my parents got to be over 90 and my Mother over 100. Also Rinkly can verify that am in no way decrepit.
Can we trust him?
Met him a couple of times. He is trustworthy.
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SilverGrin wrote:Have some immodium.

It's not the endless liquid shit that I hate, but the chafed, raw starfish from all the wiping.
Fold toilet paper and store in the freezer prior to use. Superb for relieving ring sting.
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mr bungle wrote:
SilverGrin wrote:Have some immodium.

It's not the endless liquid shit that I hate, but the chafed, raw starfish from all the wiping.
Fold toilet paper and store in the freezer prior to use. Superb for relieving ring sting.
I'm just envisaging a whole container of folded toilet paper on permanent duty in your freezer, weird image.

Best regards to Fangle for the day :thumbup:

Would back the cheese call for the OP :nod:
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Happy Birthday Fangle!

Henry, pardon the obvious but you're in the shit here mate... the runs for this long is a Very Bad Thing. You'll be dehydrating badly, it sounds like drinking water is probably going straight through...

you'll need some sort of medical intervention to get it under control or you'll be in serious strife. I suffered similar years ago... family GP did a house call and took great delight in providing a prescription so my girlfriend could pick up a nice, large suppository to treat the problem from 'the other side'.

Kinky times, my friend. Kinky times.
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c69 wrote:So henry isn't full of shit atm.
:shock:
Just Ali's Choice :(
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Salient wrote:
mr bungle wrote:
SilverGrin wrote:Have some immodium.

It's not the endless liquid shit that I hate, but the chafed, raw starfish from all the wiping.
Fold toilet paper and store in the freezer prior to use. Superb for relieving ring sting.
I'm just envisaging a whole container of folded toilet paper on permanent duty in your freezer, weird image.
:lol: just 20mins or so is required.
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