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Watery poo.



And it won't stop.



God help me.



Fecking snails. Or cockles.

Shit thread.

BBC 2 wrote:Shit thread.

I don't know what's worse. The seemingly never-ending shit slurry exiting my arse or the never-ending shit slurry that emanates from yourself and Silver on this 'ere forum.


I'm going option 2.

henry wrote:

BBC 2 wrote:Shit thread.

I don't know what's worse. The seemingly never-ending shit slurry exiting my arse or the never-ending shit slurry that emanates from yourself and Silver on this 'ere forum.


I'm going option 2.

Thought my post fairly uncontraversial.

BBC 2 wrote:

henry wrote:

BBC 2 wrote:Shit thread.

I don't know what's worse. The seemingly never-ending shit slurry exiting my arse or the never-ending shit slurry that emanates from yourself and Silver on this 'ere forum.


I'm going option 2.

Thought my post fairly uncontraversial.

Shit.

Been there.

I've had poo.

As a sufferer of Chrohns' disease - I fully sympathise.

henry wrote:Watery poo.



And it won't stop.



God help me.



Fecking snails. Or cockles.

I think you might be dying. Good luck in reaching 2017.

henry wrote:Watery poo.



And it won't stop.



God help me.



Fecking snails. Or cockles.

R.I.P Henry

* Death by Poo" .. not a great way to go..

Thread needs more whitbags...

Stop eating. If you don't eat you don't shit.

Unfortunately, not shitting is almost certain death in that if you don't shit you die and/or are dead.

Had this Xmas eve, totally self inflicted from far too many 8%+ craft beers the evening before. Not pleasant. You have my sympathy.

Feck him. He went out for a 5 hour lunch earlier today.



He'll be fine by now, whereas I'm trying to work out if my cab driver is a psycho

a great and unusual accumulation has created an interest in poo

henry wrote:Watery poo.



And it won't stop.



God help me.



Fecking snails. Or cockles.

Sounds like Aids to me

The bad kind as well

My brother and I spent a couple of days in a Kathmandu backpackers taking turns on the bog and the bucket. I'd like to say it was a bonding experience, but it really wasn't.

There's not much of me but what's left feels like it's being sucked into my colon and evacuated out of my anus. It's like a black hole of shit. Feels like my internal organs have been liquified.

This is a fantastic opportunity to road test all of the various arse wiping techniques available in a short timeframe. I'm particularly interested in your opinion of Toga's "one foot on the edge of the bath" method.

henry wrote:There's not much of me but what's left feels like it's being sucked into my colon and evacuated out of my anus. It's like a black hole of shit. Feels like my internal organs have been liquified.

We'll be expecting some decent posts from now on then?

Ewinkum wrote:This is a fantastic opportunity to road test all of the various arse wiping techniques available in a short timeframe. I'm particularly interested in your opinion of Toga's "one foot on the edge of the bath" method.

I'm eying up the shower at the moment.

Sefton wrote:I would like to say that I'm sympathetic, I really would.

It's his wife/girlfriends/lovers/children I feel sorry for.

Just when we all thought 2016 could not get any worse


We had to read that

It's dire here

Approaching watery shit no. 456.

I'm now looking it as a cleansing exercise. Should be squeaky clean for 2017. Or dead.

Does this have anything to do with the thick fog that's enveloped London over the last 24 hours?

henry wrote:Approaching watery shit no. 456.

I'm now looking it as a cleansing exercise. Should be squeaky clean for 2017. Or dead.

Who's going to check for you?

Hong Kong wrote:

henry wrote:Approaching watery shit no. 456.

I'm now looking it as a cleansing exercise. Should be squeaky clean for 2017. Or dead.

Who's going to check for you?

I've sent his details to Channel 4's Embarrassing Bodies.

They said yes, but perhaps for a 1 hour long 'special'

SamShark wrote:

Hong Kong wrote:

henry wrote:Approaching watery shit no. 456.

I'm now looking it as a cleansing exercise. Should be squeaky clean for 2017. Or dead.

Who's going to check for you?

I've sent his details to Channel 4's Embarrassing Bodies.

They said yes, but perhaps for a 1 hour long 'special'

That's either constipation or an extreme log.

On a tangent, why do dogs manage to shit 'clean' without get shit all over their arse, while humans can't?

What a crappy end to 2016...

tabascoboy wrote:

SamShark wrote:

Hong Kong wrote:

henry wrote:Approaching watery shit no. 456.

I'm now looking it as a cleansing exercise. Should be squeaky clean for 2017. Or dead.

Who's going to check for you?

I've sent his details to Channel 4's Embarrassing Bodies.

They said yes, but perhaps for a 1 hour long 'special'

That's either constipation or an extreme log.

I think he's out the bog again...

tabascoboy wrote:It's dire here

Phonetically correct of course TB1 !

Eggs and rice can slow down the peristaltic action but the important thing is to take in fluids.

I recommend wine or beer. There's loads of water in them.

At last - a thread on which I feel eminently qualified to enter a comment.

Many decades ago, just around 20th December I was struck down by the liquids. At that time I lived to party so there was no question of withdrawing from the arena, so what to do?

I found that a constant application (internally - by mouth) of neat vodka did the trick. Kept me upright and drinking.

The negative side to that was that it did really dehydrate me and it made unpeeling my contact lenses a daunting prospect at the end of each session.

Took me to the new year to clear up.

Hello TrailApe. I note your location. I wish to re-build the Wall to prevent Scots from invading God's country. This, to be combined with a "shoot on sight" policy. There will be a large reward for anyone who gets Nicola.

HertzCat wrote:Thread needs more whitbags...

What I was thinking.

It continues

It happens.


And in that frame, I turn 73 today.

Many happy returns, Fangle.




<legs it toilet/new home>

Fangle wrote:It happens.


And in that frame, I turn 73 today.

Nice thread to announce that


Many happy returns

Have some immodium.

It's not the endless liquid shit that I hate, but the chafed, raw starfish from all the wiping.