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paneer wrote:
happyhooker wrote:
globus wrote:
Man In Black wrote:
sewa wrote:44 posts in the last 23 hours, 7.5 days left at this rate :lol:
Yeah but he just 'dips in and out' while attending to other things. :roll:
I do. Not difficult. It's called "multi tasking". A skill you should perfect.

Currently cooking. A skill you probably lack also.
Ah, the refreshing lack of personal attacks and an air of overwhelming superiority once again
This globus chap is a total loser by all accounts so I don't understand how he can even attempt to post the crap he does and expect to have it taken seriously.
You appear to take it seriously. Just don't bloody well read it. Simple really
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SaintK wrote: You appear to take it seriously. Just don't bloody well read it. Simple really
I don't but it is clear he wants people too. He is doing this big goodbye as he feels after he was busted as an outright Walter Mitty that he can't stay. Nobody is asking him to go but this is him,,he was convinced that people believed him. He should post a picture of his bit of exotic in the garage while he is at it as if he really had such he wouldn't have stopped banging on about it.
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Ruminants are mammals that are able to acquire nutrients from plant-based food by fermenting it in a specialized stomach prior to digestion, principally through microbial actions. The process typically requires the fermented ingesta (known as cud) to be regurgitated and chewed again. The process of rechewing the cud to further break down plant matter and stimulate digestion is called rumination. The word "ruminant" comes from the Latin ruminare, which means "to chew over again".
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paneer wrote:
SaintK wrote: You appear to take it seriously. Just don't bloody well read it. Simple really
I don't but it is clear he wants people too. He is doing this big goodbye as he feels after he was busted as an outright Walter Mitty that he can't stay. Nobody is asking him to go but this is him,,he was convinced that people believed him. He should post a picture of his bit of exotic in the garage while he is at it as if he really had such he wouldn't have stopped banging on about it.
Quite frankly, who gives a flying f uck what he does or says? The odd posts that I read appear harmless enough, so what?
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henry wrote:There's a childcare in London-sequel thread brewing here if Globus wouldn't get in the way.

OS, Trogs - tell us more about this Facebook fracas. Sounds serious.
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The uterine body is the area between the internal cervical os and the internal uterine bifurcation, where the uterine horns begin to separate inside the reproductive tract. In measurements taken from radiographs of 580 reproductive tracts, this distance averaged 5/8 of an inch. Two-thirds of the tracts had a uterine body length between 3/8 and 7/8 of an inch. Obviously, there is not much room for error in placement of the insemination rod tip.

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If I had a dollar every time that I swore you off
And a twenty every time that I picked up when you called
And a crisp new Benjamin for when you're here then gone again
And a dollar every time I was right about you after all

Boy I'd be rich, head to toe Prada
Benz in the driveway, yacht in the water
Vegas at the Mandarin, high roller gambling
Me and Diddy drippin' diamonds like Marilyn
No I wouldn't be drowning in all your IOU's
Every promise you made me would have some real value
Cause all the little lies rolling on your lips
Is money falling from the sky...shit I'd be rich
I'd be rich

If I had a dime every time that you crossed my mind
Well I'd basically be sitting on a big ass pile of dimes
And all the times that you make my heart feel cheap
I might as well have won the lottery
All of this pain and me cursing your name
Would just turn into dollar signs

Cause I'd be rich, head to toe Prada
Benz in the driveway, yacht in the water
Vegas at the Mandarin, high roller gambling
Me and Diddy drippin' diamonds like Marilyn
No I wouldn't be drowning in all your IOU's
Every promise you made me would have some real value
Cause all the little lies rolling on your lips
Is money falling from the sky...shit I'd be rich
I'd be rich

Told myself I wouldn't do this again
But how much you wanna bet I'mma do this again?

Cause I'd be rich, head to toe Prada
Benz in the driveway, yacht in the water
Vegas at the Mandarin, high roller gambling
Me and Diddy drippin' diamonds like Marilyn
No I wouldn't be drowning in all your IOU's
Every promise you made me would have some real value
Cause all the little lies rolling on your lips
Is money falling from the sky...shit I'd be rich
I'd be rich

I'd be rich
I'd be rich
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Have we sorted the Facebook thing yet? Looked like it might get nasty.
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8 pages - sheesh - has he gone yet ?

What Facebook thing ?
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backrow wrote:8 pages - sheesh - has he gone yet ?

What Facebook thing ?
Nope. Still here. I don't do Facebook. What's going on?
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slick wrote:Have we sorted the Facebook thing yet? Looked like it might get nasty.
I think we should all let sleeping dogs lie and not, just by way of example, start trawling through people's facebook profiles like hungry Spanish fishermen.
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Brazil wrote:
slick wrote:Have we sorted the Facebook thing yet? Looked like it might get nasty.
I think we should all let sleeping dogs lie and not, just by way of example, start trawling through people's facebook profiles like hungry Spanish fishermen.
:lol: :lol:
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All right, Globby, you are reprieved. Out of thanks from sane PR posters to the listing of the retarded and insane yo have enticed here.

You can have another 14,000 posts before you may consider flouncing. we need a few decent chaps around here.

(You are also forgiven for joining a HART protest. But do not do it again ...)
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Wilson's Toffee wrote:All right, Globby, you are reprieved. Out of thanks from sane PR posters to the listing of the retarded and insane yo have enticed here.

You can have another 14,000 posts before you may consider flouncing. we need a few decent chaps around here.

(You are also forgiven for joining a HART protest. But do not do it again ...)
What's a HART protest?
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OK just Googled it. It was called "Stop the Boks" in my day. I stand by my protest at the time.

It's all so different now and for the better.
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:lol:


OK, 13998 to go.
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Don't let them get to you, Globus.

Seemingly, without trying, you are one of the most successful trolls on here, and always posts something interesting.

No need to flounce.
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globus wrote:
backrow wrote:8 pages - sheesh - has he gone yet ?

What Facebook thing ?
Nope. Still here. I don't do Facebook. What's going on?
We know. But your profile is still active. You managed to not only befriend Thomas, along with many of us on bored, but also 5 of his friends. A remarkable achievement considering you have to personally invite them individually. Remarkably they accepted your request. What a strange bloke you are.
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mr bungle wrote:
globus wrote:
backrow wrote:8 pages - sheesh - has he gone yet ?

What Facebook thing ?
Nope. Still here. I don't do Facebook. What's going on?
We know. But your profile is still active. You managed to not only befriend Thomas, along with many of us on bored, but also 5 of his friends. A remarkable achievement considering you have to personally invite them individually. Remarkably they accepted your request. What a strange bloke you are.
This thread gets weirder and weirder........
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mr bungle wrote:
globus wrote:
backrow wrote:8 pages - sheesh - has he gone yet ?

What Facebook thing ?
Nope. Still here. I don't do Facebook. What's going on?
We know. But your profile is still active. You managed to not only befriend Thomas, along with many of us on bored, but also 5 of his friends. A remarkable achievement considering you have to personally invite them individually. Remarkably they accepted your request. What a strange bloke you are.
Eh? He either "does" Facebook or he doesn't?
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SaintK wrote:
mr bungle wrote:
globus wrote:
backrow wrote:8 pages - sheesh - has he gone yet ?

What Facebook thing ?
Nope. Still here. I don't do Facebook. What's going on?
We know. But your profile is still active. You managed to not only befriend Thomas, along with many of us on bored, but also 5 of his friends. A remarkable achievement considering you have to personally invite them individually. Remarkably they accepted your request. What a strange bloke you are.
Eh? He either "does" Facebook or he doesn't?
Globus practises Schrödinger's Facebook
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SaintK wrote:
mr bungle wrote:
globus wrote:
backrow wrote:8 pages - sheesh - has he gone yet ?

What Facebook thing ?
Nope. Still here. I don't do Facebook. What's going on?
We know. But your profile is still active. You managed to not only befriend Thomas, along with many of us on bored, but also 5 of his friends. A remarkable achievement considering you have to personally invite them individually. Remarkably they accepted your request. What a strange bloke you are.
Eh? He either "does" Facebook or he doesn't?
His profile is still active (live), he hasn't used it in years. Claims he's forgotten his password. Not hard to generate a new one.

Thomas said that of his friends those 5 acquaintances were the type to accept without bothering to know who'd requested or why. But can you imagine how many Globus asked to land those 5? So weird.
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mr bungle wrote:
globus wrote:
backrow wrote:8 pages - sheesh - has he gone yet ?

What Facebook thing ?
Nope. Still here. I don't do Facebook. What's going on?
We know. But your profile is still active. You managed to not only befriend Thomas, along with many of us on bored, but also 5 of his friends. A remarkable achievement considering you have to personally invite them individually. Remarkably they accepted your request. What a strange bloke you are.
I went on there to view a fellow poster's pics of a new arrival and that was ages ago.

And for no other purpose. I have no intention of revisiting the site. So I am casually interested as to what be on there about me.

If it's libellous, let me know. I might swing into action.
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This place wouldn't be the same without gentleman Globus.
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I was in for a bit having yet another op on my knee.

My dear lady visited me every day at the Fitzwilliam but the WiFi didn't work so I made a few suggestions and she duly logged on at home on the PC and posted.

Nobody noticed! That's the amount of impact I have on here.
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globus wrote:I was in for a bit having yet another op on my knee.

My dear lady visited me every day at the Fitzwilliam but the WiFi didn't work so I made a few suggestions and she duly logged on at home on the PC and posted.

Nobody noticed! That's the amount of impact I have on here.
That's sweet, nobody marries their Secretary nowadays
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happyhooker wrote:
globus wrote:I was in for a bit having yet another op on my knee.

My dear lady visited me every day at the Fitzwilliam but the WiFi didn't work so I made a few suggestions and she duly logged on at home on the PC and posted.

Nobody noticed! That's the amount of impact I have on here.
That's sweet, nobody marries their Secretary nowadays
She happened to be the Bank Manager of a certain branch at the time.

One of my staff appointed her. That's how we met.
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So, what does this mean? Are you claiming your lady posted up the posts about flouncing as a gag?
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I would not dare to marry my secretary.

My wife will kill me.
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Yourmother wrote:So, what does this mean? Are you claiming your lady posted up the posts about flouncing as a gag?
No. She would not do that. I told her how to post a crossword puzzle, if I recall correctly.

She did and printed it off and brought it in.

I solved it and was passing texts back from my hospital bed for the answers which she duly posted.

She then picked up on some other threads and made a few comments.

It was very funny to re-read them when I got home.

She did not let me down.
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Yourmother wrote:So, what does this mean? Are you claiming your lady posted up the posts about flouncing as a gag?
She seems a good, caring wife. Well appointed too, I thought I caught a wiff of good, expensive perfume.
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In any case, that is it, then. Globby stays.
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globus wrote:
mr bungle wrote:
globus wrote:
backrow wrote:8 pages - sheesh - has he gone yet ?

What Facebook thing ?
Nope. Still here. I don't do Facebook. What's going on?
We know. But your profile is still active. You managed to not only befriend Thomas, along with many of us on bored, but also 5 of his friends. A remarkable achievement considering you have to personally invite them individually. Remarkably they accepted your request. What a strange bloke you are.
I went on there to view a fellow poster's pics of a new arrival and that was ages ago.

And for no other purpose. I have no intention of revisiting the site. So I am casually interested as to what be on there about me.

If it's libellous, let me know. I might swing into action.
:lol: It's the profile you created. Just you on a boat as your profile pic and some page comments/greetings from Aitch/Mattheexpat/The Native. Not too much content.
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Wilson's Toffee wrote:I would not dare to marry my secretary.

My wife will kill me.
Eggsactly. Bigamy.

I had a sec called Sabrina, in an earlier life. Here's a good one.

She kept getting error messages on the screen so we got the Olivetti engineer out.

He found nothing wrong. The problem continued.

He's back again. Nothing found.

Then some inspiration. He stayed whilst she was working for a bit.

It turned out that it was her large bosom bouncing off the keyboard!

We got her a new chair. Problem solved.
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globus wrote:
Wilson's Toffee wrote:I would not dare to marry my secretary.

My wife will kill me.
Eggsactly. Bigamy.

I had a sec called Sabrina, in an earlier life. Here's a good one.

She kept getting error messages on the screen so we got the Olivetti engineer out.

He found nothing wrong. The problem continued.

He's back again. Nothing found.

Then some inspiration. He stayed whilst she was working for a bit.

It turned out that it was her large bosom bouncing off the keyboard!

We got her a new chair. Problem solved.
Were you listening to an 80's europop song called " Boys Boys Boys" when you typed this ?
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what kind of ban should globus be facing if he doesn't leave or if he comes back ?
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jolindien wrote:what kind of ban should globus be facing if he doesn't leave or if he comes back ?
He should be banished to his own thread that only he can post on. It would be like that scene in the film Being John Malkovich when John Malkovich climbs inside his own mind.
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Turbogoat wrote:This place wouldn't be the same without gentleman Globus.
really, i cant remember ever seeing a post offering his opinion on rugby tactics or skills, just what he allegedly did in his day, and how this frickin management chap, he continually bangs on about, does this and that

he's probably a nice person, and i dont wish him ill, but hes ruined many a thread babbling on about himself as bait, which other seem willingly to nibble at.

isnt there a rule of thumb, that if the more you have keep telling people what you did, chances are you never did it

he had a pissing contest with some guy, marty farty was it, about who they knew or did what, probably his multi in the end
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So are you sticking about or what?
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globus wrote:
Wilson's Toffee wrote:I would not dare to marry my secretary.

My wife will kill me.
Eggsactly. Bigamy.

I had a sec called Sabrina, in an earlier life. Here's a good one.

She kept getting error messages on the screen so we got the Olivetti engineer out.

He found nothing wrong. The problem continued.

He's back again. Nothing found.

Then some inspiration. He stayed whilst she was working for a bit.

It turned out that it was her large bosom bouncing off the keyboard!

We got her a new chair. Problem solved.
Globby, I'm a bit of a novelist / short story writer. And I say, totally without malice, that I would struggle to make you up :thumbup:
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