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PostPosted: Wed Sep 13, 2017 3:59 pm 
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Who cares? Just written a couple of silly stuff about T May and J Corbyn.

If it goes out, I'll post it.


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 Post subject: Re: Height
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But what does it mean?


1. Parklife
Globus remix
Confidence is a preference for the habitual bullshitter of what is known as
(Parklife)
And morning crossword can be avoided if you take a route straight through what is known as
(Parklife)
The Management gave me brewer's droop, She intimidates me by the dirty pigeons, they love a bit of her
(Parklife)
Who's that gut lord marching (they gave me a Salute), you should cut down on your porklife mate, get some exercise
All the Famous people
So many Famous people
And they all go hand-in-hand
Hand-in-hand through their parklife
Know what I mean?
I get up when I want except on Wednesdays when I get rudely awakened by the need to Post on the Forum
(Parklife)
I put my trousers on, have a cup of tea and I think about performing emergency Cranial Surgery
(Parklife)
I feed the Kiddywinks, I sometimes feed the grand-kiddywinks too
It gives me a sense of enormous well-being
(Parklife)
And then I'm happy for the rest of the day safe in the knowledge there will always be a bit of my Wallet devoted to it
All the Famous people
So many Famous people
And they all go hand-in-hand
Hand-in-hand through their parklife
Parklife
(Parklife)
Parklife
(Parklife)
It's got nothing to do with Vorsprung durch technique, you know? Should have bought a Ford Kuga tbf
(Parklife)
(Parklife) and it's not about you joggers who go round and round and round Oundle (parklife)
(Parklife)
All the Famous people
So many Famous people
And they all go hand-in-hand
Hand-in-hand through their parklife
All the Famous people
So many Famous people
And they all go hand-in-hand
Hand-in-hand through their parklife

Yeeby baby :lol:


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 Post subject: Re: Height
PostPosted: Wed Sep 13, 2017 4:33 pm 
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Off we go. To Parklife.

One of the new arrivals has a bit of fluid around her heart. I had a chat with the consultant today.

He's not too terribly bothered it appears.

I've had chat with the man upstairs. Nothing is guaranteed in this life.


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 Post subject: Re: Height
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This thread meets that 7

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 Post subject: Re: Height
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A bit high. I'd have gone for his knees.

I had a cracker against Braintree in a second team match.

Got him.

The irony is that my first knee op, where they took the cartilage out was at Black Notley. He was in the bed opposite! He had a rather nasty accident on his scooter.

He had a load of mates who brought tons of ale which was stored under his bed.

When I recovered from the op, I wandered over and we consumed vast quantities of said ale.

I had to call for the nurse several times to provide the necessary bit of kit to have a pee in.

He was in a bad shape; had all sorts of pins and nails but, this is important, his team members turned up every day.

Bloody marvellous.

We had a silly competition with the nurses. It basically consisted of who was the most likely to have a shag.

He married one of them! Her name is "Joy" which I think is just the ticket.


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 Post subject: Re: Height
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globus wrote:
Who cares? Just written a couple of silly stuff about T May and J Corbyn.

If it goes out, I'll post it.


If you agree nobody cares why post about it?


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 Post subject: Re: Height
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frillage wrote:
globus wrote:
Who cares? Just written a couple of silly stuff about T May and J Corbyn.

If it goes out, I'll post it.


If you agree nobody cares why post about it?

Just because I can. If "nobody" cares, they can just ignore it.

Come on Frillage, post something remotely interesting or funny.

I cannot wait.


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 Post subject: Re: Height
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globus wrote:
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globus wrote:
Who cares? Just written a couple of silly stuff about T May and J Corbyn.

If it goes out, I'll post it.


If you agree nobody cares why post about it?

Just because I can. If "nobody" cares, they can just ignore it.

Come on Frillage, post something remotely interesting or funny.

I cannot wait.


I post as I see fit, why should I do as you say?


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 Post subject: Re: Height
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frillage wrote:
globus wrote:
frillage wrote:
globus wrote:
Who cares? Just written a couple of silly stuff about T May and J Corbyn.

If it goes out, I'll post it.


If you agree nobody cares why post about it?

Just because I can. If "nobody" cares, they can just ignore it.

Come on Frillage, post something remotely interesting or funny.

I cannot wait.


I post as I see fit, why should I do as you say?

You don't have to. Your privilege. I'm a great advocate of "post as you please" as long as it's appropriate.

Have a look at how many are logged on here just now. It's a desert. I have tried to liven things up by being deliberately awkward.

Looks like I'm going to go. Pity really, been on here a while but we have now got some ludicrous this and that.

Plus. I have quite a lot of other things to do in my life.


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 Post subject: Re: Height
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A "flounce" again?!


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 Post subject: Re: Height
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globus wrote:
frillage wrote:
globus wrote:
Who cares? Just written a couple of silly stuff about T May and J Corbyn.

If it goes out, I'll post it.


If you agree nobody cares why post about it?

Just because I can. If "nobody" cares, they can just ignore it.

Come on Frillage, post something remotely interesting or funny.

I cannot wait.


No, I'm sorry that poor excuse is neither polite nor smart.

Would you walk through a kids playground smoking a pipe and chuffing smoke everywhere? No. Because your actions in that scenario impact others. "But don't breathe it in..." just doesn't cut it.

Your decision to litter every third thread in this forum with your metaphorical pipe smoke is getting tedious. Whilst few of us are the forum equivalent of children (Silver excepted), it's still antisocial. Yes, you are funny and occasionally interesting (which is why we put up with your pipe smoke to an extent) but you're in danger of becoming the slightly embarrassing pipe smoker who has been known to let his black mac slip and reveal something that brings back one's dinner.

Please go back to being funny and oddball - it's what this forum tends to be about. Please don't descend into an antisocial frustration to us all which requires intervention by the equivalent of the bobbies.


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 Post subject: Re: Height
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A "flounce" again?!


Always the go to when backed into a corner of bullshit. It's 4000 posts past the deadline for the last desperate attempt.


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 Post subject: Re: Height
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I have never "flounced". but there may come a time when I shall quietly disappear.

Would certain posters stop telling me what to do. I ignore their "advice".


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 Post subject: Re: Height
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globus wrote:
I have never "flounced". but there may come a time when I shall quietly disappear.

Would certain posters stop telling me what to do. I ignore their "advice".

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

viewtopic.php?f=3&t=77620&hilit=Flounce


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 Post subject: Re: Height
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happyhooker wrote:
globus wrote:
I have never "flounced". but there may come a time when I shall quietly disappear.

Would certain posters stop telling me what to do. I ignore their "advice".

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

viewtopic.php?f=3&t=77620&hilit=Flounce

Blimey, was it only 4000+ posts ago? Feels like a lifetime!!


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 Post subject: Re: Height
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SaintK wrote:
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globus wrote:
I have never "flounced". but there may come a time when I shall quietly disappear.

Would certain posters stop telling me what to do. I ignore their "advice".

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

viewtopic.php?f=3&t=77620&hilit=Flounce

Blimey, was it only 4000+ posts ago? Feels like a lifetime!!


its like 'Dog Years' - convert down, so 4000 Globus anecdotes is like 2-3 weeks for normal people


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 Post subject: Re: Height
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I shall continue to annoy.


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 Post subject: Re: Height
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globus wrote:
I shall continue to annoy.


Ah, come on now, you only just promised to flounce. I thought you're a vainglorious gobsh1te of your word.


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 Post subject: Re: Height
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spookly wrote:
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I shall continue to annoy.


Ah, come on now, you only just promised to flounce. I thought you're a vainglorious gobsh1te of your word.

Don't be silly.


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 Post subject: Re: Height
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happyhooker wrote:
globus wrote:
I have never "flounced". but there may come a time when I shall quietly disappear.

Would certain posters stop telling me what to do. I ignore their "advice".

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

viewtopic.php?f=3&t=77620&hilit=Flounce


How many times on this very fred has globby been proved to have lied :lol:


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 Post subject: Re: Height
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Anonymous. wrote:
happyhooker wrote:
globus wrote:
I have never "flounced". but there may come a time when I shall quietly disappear.

Would certain posters stop telling me what to do. I ignore their "advice".

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

viewtopic.php?f=3&t=77620&hilit=Flounce


How many times on this very fred has globby been proved to have lied :lol:

Try and pick just one.


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 Post subject: Re: Height
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Anonymous. wrote:
happyhooker wrote:
globus wrote:
I have never "flounced". but there may come a time when I shall quietly disappear.

Would certain posters stop telling me what to do. I ignore their "advice".

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

viewtopic.php?f=3&t=77620&hilit=Flounce


How many times on this very fred has globby been proved to have lied :lol:

He just can't help himself. There must be a technical word for people like that.


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 Post subject: Re: Height
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Fangle wrote:
Anonymous. wrote:
happyhooker wrote:
globus wrote:
I have never "flounced". but there may come a time when I shall quietly disappear.

Would certain posters stop telling me what to do. I ignore their "advice".

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

viewtopic.php?f=3&t=77620&hilit=Flounce


How many times on this very fred has globby been proved to have lied :lol:

He just can't help himself. There must be a technical word for people like that.

Have a cold beer and get your manners back.


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 Post subject: Re: Height
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globus wrote:
Fangle wrote:
Anonymous. wrote:
happyhooker wrote:
globus wrote:
I have never "flounced". but there may come a time when I shall quietly disappear.

Would certain posters stop telling me what to do. I ignore their "advice".

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

viewtopic.php?f=3&t=77620&hilit=Flounce


How many times on this very fred has globby been proved to have lied :lol:

He just can't help himself. There must be a technical word for people like that.

Have a cold beer and get your manners back.


Surely he can post as he likes ?


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 Post subject: Re: Height
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I think you'll find he posts as he pleases.

As do I, when the mood takes me.

Thought I was going for a minute. But no man's put me down yet.

Have you had any training in the martial arts?


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pieman99 wrote:
I think you'll find he posts as he pleases.

As do I, when the mood takes me.

Thought I was going for a minute. But no man's put me down yet.

Have you had any training in the martial arts?


Globus is a tenth dan in bullshate

He follows the way of the exploding myth

Trained under Master Jeef Bo Lax


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globus wrote:
Fangle wrote:
Anonymous. wrote:
happyhooker wrote:
globus wrote:
I have never "flounced". but there may come a time when I shall quietly disappear.

Would certain posters stop telling me what to do. I ignore their "advice".

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

viewtopic.php?f=3&t=77620&hilit=Flounce


How many times on this very fred has globby been proved to have lied :lol:

He just can't help himself. There must be a technical word for people like that.

Have a cold beer and get your manners back.


Surely even you must be able to see the contradiction in your monotonous repetition of "I post as I please" and your almost as regular advice to others on how to post?


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 Post subject: Re: Height
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pieman99 wrote:
I think you'll find he posts as he pleases.

As do I, when the mood takes me.

Thought I was going for a minute. But no man's put me down yet.

Have you had any training in the martial arts?

No. I did judo as a kid. It helped when you fall off horses.


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As a matter of fact, I have.

Before I became a journalist,

I was in the Territorials.


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As a matter of fact, I have.

Before I became a journalist,

I was in the Territorials.


You better salute Globby then you orrible little man

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Lining up this year's parade, before the big one next year.

Had the War Memorial cleaned. I am so proud of my Town. They turn up in great numbers.

The local tailor is the British Legion head here. We gave him a gun, plus other things. Smuggled it in.

You want to see his partner in war kit. And I mean stockings and suspenders.

She is absolutely mint.


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You know, when you first came in Globby,

I knew you were a services man.

You could never, never disguise it.

I don't suppose you've engaged, have you?


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We gave him a gun, plus other things. Smuggled it in.

Why?
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You want to see his partner in war kit. And I mean stockings and suspenders.

Rule 1


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pieman99 wrote:
You know, when you first came in Globby,

I knew you were a services man.

You could never, never disguise it.

I don't suppose you've engaged, have you?

Nope. My family were in farming and never joined the services, neither did I.

I have flown a plane and chucked myself out of a few.

Three actually.

I am taunting the Management to do the same with me from Sibson.

She is not keen.


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WTF is going on here...


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We gave him a gun, plus other things. Smuggled it in.

Why?
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You want to see his partner in war kit. And I mean stockings and suspenders.

Rule 1

Dare not. Call out rejected till I can find it!


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argus wrote:
WTF is going on here...

Banter.


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globus wrote:
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WTF is going on here...

Banter.


:thumbup:


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My great sailing mate Paul Bancroft was a big bloke. His kids are truly massive.

I wrote much of his funeral service with the now Archdeacon of Northampton. Rev Ormiston.

St Peter's Church and son comes out with "Great tits dad" when referring to his new wife.

The Rev is now in Northampton, nearer the Saints!


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And there I am in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at three o' clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&M's to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night.

So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door and mentions there's a little sweetshop on the edge of town.

So, we go, and - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby breaking into this little sweetshop right?

Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger.

Well I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopowner and his son, that's a different story altogether...

I had to beat them to death with their own shoes...

Nasty business really...

But sure enough, I got the M&M's and Ozzy went on stage and did a GREAT show.


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