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Re: Height

Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2017 9:11 am
by globus
SaintK wrote:
RuggaBugga wrote:Oundle school has a Head of Percussion?
They have a "head of" for all instruments!!
At £35k a year for boarding and £20k+ a year for day attendance they can probably just about afford it.
They certainly can! I know what they are spending on improvements to the sports facilities.

Eye watering. Best not to say on here.

Re: Height

Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2017 10:49 am
by pieman99
If I wake up sweating in the night, wondering how much Oundle School are spending on improvements to the sports facilities, then all it takes is one phone call.

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Re: Height

Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2017 11:10 am
by globus
Go on then. Try putting Colchester in your search.

Re: Height

Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2018 4:19 pm
by backrow
backrow wrote:
globus wrote:But what does it mean?
1. Parklife
Globus remix
Confidence is a preference for the habitual bullshitter of what is known as
(Parklife)
And morning crossword can be avoided if you take a route straight through what is known as
(Parklife)
The Management gave me brewer's droop, She intimidates me by the dirty pigeons, they love a bit of her
(Parklife)
Who's that gut lord marching (they gave me a Salute), you should cut down on your porklife mate, get some exercise
All the Famous people
So many Famous people
And they all go hand-in-hand
Hand-in-hand through their parklife
Know what I mean?
I get up when I want except on Wednesdays when I get rudely awakened by the need to Post on the Forum
(Parklife)
I put my trousers on, have a cup of tea and I think about performing emergency Cranial Surgery
(Parklife)
I feed the Kiddywinks, I sometimes feed the grand-kiddywinks too
It gives me a sense of enormous well-being
(Parklife)
And then I'm happy for the rest of the day safe in the knowledge there will always be a bit of my Wallet devoted to it
All the Famous people
So many Famous people
And they all go hand-in-hand
Hand-in-hand through their parklife
Parklife
(Parklife)
Parklife
(Parklife)
It's got nothing to do with Vorsprung durch technique, you know? Should have bought a Ford Kuga tbf
(Parklife)
(Parklife) and it's not about you joggers who go round and round and round Oundle (parklife)
(Parklife)
All the Famous people
So many Famous people
And they all go hand-in-hand
Hand-in-hand through their parklife
All the Famous people
So many Famous people
And they all go hand-in-hand
Hand-in-hand through their parklife
after the 6th Globus thread on the first forum page, I thought I'd bump it to 7

Re: Height

Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2018 4:24 pm
by Mog The Almighty
globus wrote:Is it important to be taller than your partner? Could you marry Karlie Kloss?

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I would marry TF out of her.

... and damn those dudes must be short-asses. She's tall but she's not that tall. She looks about eight foot in the photo.

Re: Height

Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2018 4:25 pm
by Sandstorm
Mog The Almighty wrote:
globus wrote:Is it important to be taller than your partner? Could you marry Karlie Kloss?

Image
I would marry TF out of her.

... and damn those dudes must be short-asses. She's tall but she's not that tall. She looks about eight foot in the photo.
It's been shopped.

Re: Height

Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2018 4:28 pm
by Bowens
Cmon Ika :lol:

Re: Height

Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2018 4:40 pm
by globus
backrow wrote:
backrow wrote:
globus wrote:But what does it mean?
1. Parklife
Globus remix
Confidence is a preference for the habitual bullshitter of what is known as
(Parklife)
And morning crossword can be avoided if you take a route straight through what is known as
(Parklife)
The Management gave me brewer's droop, She intimidates me by the dirty pigeons, they love a bit of her
(Parklife)
Who's that gut lord marching (they gave me a Salute), you should cut down on your porklife mate, get some exercise
All the Famous people
So many Famous people
And they all go hand-in-hand
Hand-in-hand through their parklife
Know what I mean?
I get up when I want except on Wednesdays when I get rudely awakened by the need to Post on the Forum
(Parklife)
I put my trousers on, have a cup of tea and I think about performing emergency Cranial Surgery
(Parklife)
I feed the Kiddywinks, I sometimes feed the grand-kiddywinks too
It gives me a sense of enormous well-being
(Parklife)
And then I'm happy for the rest of the day safe in the knowledge there will always be a bit of my Wallet devoted to it
All the Famous people
So many Famous people
And they all go hand-in-hand
Hand-in-hand through their parklife
Parklife
(Parklife)
Parklife
(Parklife)
It's got nothing to do with Vorsprung durch technique, you know? Should have bought a Ford Kuga tbf
(Parklife)
(Parklife) and it's not about you joggers who go round and round and round Oundle (parklife)
(Parklife)
All the Famous people
So many Famous people
And they all go hand-in-hand
Hand-in-hand through their parklife
All the Famous people
So many Famous people
And they all go hand-in-hand
Hand-in-hand through their parklife
after the 6th Globus thread on the first forum page, I thought I'd bump it to 7
Mr Dumb is on the march again!

Re: Height

Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2018 4:54 pm
by backrow
Mr Bullshit posts yet again

must say for a supposed comedy writer, you've never actually seem to have made anyone laugh or do a pastiche or a pic or anything really. just "me me me me me management me me money" - you tiresome bell end :nod:

Re: Height

Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2018 5:27 pm
by globus
backrow wrote:Mr Bullshit posts yet again

must say for a supposed comedy writer, you've never actually seem to have made anyone laugh or do a pastiche or a pic or anything really. just "me me me me me management me me money" - you tiresome bell end :nod:
Jake. Please lock the thread. Mr Pillock is on the road again.

Re: Height

Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2018 5:40 pm
by backrow
Rhino Hide eh ?

:lol:


I will post as I like, just Rugby banter, there are occasionally other Billy Bullshits to be found in clubs, they usually cease after the 13th or 14th utter made up lie gets found out though.

Re: Height

Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2018 5:52 pm
by globus
backrow wrote:Rhino Hide eh ?

:lol:


I will post as I like, just Rugby banter, there are occasionally other Billy Bullshits to be found in clubs, they usually cease after the 13th or 14th utter made up lie gets found out though.
I'll see you off sonny. It's not difficult to puncture a bag of wind.

Re: Height

Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2018 6:31 pm
by Mog The Almighty
Meh I just thought that dude was like 5'1 or something and it was an opportune shot.

Re: Height

Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2018 6:53 pm
by globus
YOYO wrote:Image
That is a wonderful bit from the caravan.