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Author:  globus [ Fri Feb 24, 2017 1:51 pm ]
Post subject:  Height

Is it important to be taller than your partner? Could you marry Karlie Kloss?

Image

Author:  happyhooker [ Fri Feb 24, 2017 1:52 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Height

No it isn't

Thank god

Author:  jdogscoop [ Fri Feb 24, 2017 1:53 pm ]
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Horrendous gingham dress. 2/10 WNB

Author:  backrow [ Fri Feb 24, 2017 1:53 pm ]
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I would marry the shit out of that tbh

She would be 3 inches shorter than me still

Author:  ScarfaceClaw [ Fri Feb 24, 2017 1:55 pm ]
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Is this where we all reply:

Parklife.

Author:  Insane_Homer [ Fri Feb 24, 2017 1:59 pm ]
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I've always had a thing for tall, dark haired women.

So I married a short blonde :?

Author:  globus [ Fri Feb 24, 2017 2:00 pm ]
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My late pal's daughter is taller than KK. He was a "registered giant" in his time at 6ft 7.

She is 6ft 6 (and she is just a lovely girl). Marrying a friend of the Management who is about 5ft 10 (he's great).

I'm designing the wedding service for them, to their wishes.

Her two brothers are huge.

Author:  theo [ Fri Feb 24, 2017 2:00 pm ]
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happyhooker wrote:
No it isn't

Thank god

:lol:

Author:  globus [ Fri Feb 24, 2017 2:01 pm ]
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jdogscoop wrote:
Horrendous gingham dress. 2/10 WNB

Imagine her in lingerie though.

Author:  globus [ Fri Feb 24, 2017 2:02 pm ]
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ScarfaceClaw wrote:
Is this where we all reply:

Parklife.

I confess I still don't know what the connotations are of this towards me.

Not that bothered.

Author:  danny_fitz [ Fri Feb 24, 2017 2:04 pm ]
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globus wrote:
My late pal's daughter is taller than KK. He was a "registered giant" in his time at 6ft 7.

She is 6ft 6 (and she is just a lovely girl). Marrying a friend of the Management who is about 5ft 10 (he's great).

I'm designing the wedding service for them, to their wishes.

Her two brothers are huge.


Of course you are.




























Oh, and 'Parklife'

Author:  globus [ Fri Feb 24, 2017 2:09 pm ]
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I do funerals as well. So if you require my services just ask. Make sure I get your wishes in time.

Author:  crash 669 [ Fri Feb 24, 2017 2:11 pm ]
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happyhooker wrote:
No it isn't

Thank god


It's be great for you, if you got a step ladder you could go up on her.

Author:  backrow [ Fri Feb 24, 2017 2:11 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Height

globus wrote:
ScarfaceClaw wrote:
Is this where we all reply:

Parklife.

I confess I still don't know what the connotations are of this towards me.

Not that bothered.


Globus - just for once, it's not a reference about you, or any lifts or brain surgery, or having a cup of tea and thinking about leaving the house.



Parklife

Author:  globus [ Fri Feb 24, 2017 2:12 pm ]
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But what does it mean?

Author:  DragsterDriver [ Fri Feb 24, 2017 2:16 pm ]
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How tall is she? Would she proportionally have a looser vagina?



Go on YouTube and watch Blur Parklife.

Author:  danny_fitz [ Fri Feb 24, 2017 2:18 pm ]
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globus wrote:
I do funerals as well. So if you require my services just ask. Make sure I get your wishes in time.


So you are an undertaker too, another impressive talent to add to your already burgeoning CV.


























Parklike

Author:  globus [ Fri Feb 24, 2017 2:19 pm ]
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DragsterDriver wrote:
How tall is she? Would she proportionally have a looser vagina?



Go on YouTube and watch Blur Parklife.

I know the song but not sure how it's being applied on here.

Author:  pieman99 [ Fri Feb 24, 2017 2:20 pm ]
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My first wife was taller than her.


I put my trousers on, have a cup of tea and I think about leaving the house

Author:  backrow [ Fri Feb 24, 2017 2:25 pm ]
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globus wrote:
But what does it mean?


1. Parklife
Globus remix
Confidence is a preference for the habitual bullshitter of what is known as
(Parklife)
And morning crossword can be avoided if you take a route straight through what is known as
(Parklife)
The Management gave me brewer's droop, She intimidates me by the dirty pigeons, they love a bit of her
(Parklife)
Who's that gut lord marching (they gave me a Salute), you should cut down on your porklife mate, get some exercise
All the Famous people
So many Famous people
And they all go hand-in-hand
Hand-in-hand through their parklife
Know what I mean?
I get up when I want except on Wednesdays when I get rudely awakened by the need to Post on the Forum
(Parklife)
I put my trousers on, have a cup of tea and I think about performing emergency Cranial Surgery
(Parklife)
I feed the Kiddywinks, I sometimes feed the grand-kiddywinks too
It gives me a sense of enormous well-being
(Parklife)
And then I'm happy for the rest of the day safe in the knowledge there will always be a bit of my Wallet devoted to it
All the Famous people
So many Famous people
And they all go hand-in-hand
Hand-in-hand through their parklife
Parklife
(Parklife)
Parklife
(Parklife)
It's got nothing to do with Vorsprung durch technique, you know? Should have bought a Ford Kuga tbf
(Parklife)
(Parklife) and it's not about you joggers who go round and round and round Oundle (parklife)
(Parklife)
All the Famous people
So many Famous people
And they all go hand-in-hand
Hand-in-hand through their parklife
All the Famous people
So many Famous people
And they all go hand-in-hand
Hand-in-hand through their parklife

Author:  nardol [ Fri Feb 24, 2017 2:25 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Height

My better half is taller than I. I'm 5'11

Author:  danny_fitz [ Fri Feb 24, 2017 2:29 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Height

backrow wrote:
globus wrote:
But what does it mean?


1. Parklife
Globus remix
Confidence is a preference for the habitual bullshitter of what is known as
(Parklife)
And morning crossword can be avoided if you take a route straight through what is known as
(Parklife)
The Management gave me brewer's droop, She intimidates me by the dirty pigeons, they love a bit of her
(Parklife)
Who's that gut lord marching (they gave me a Salute), you should cut down on your porklife mate, get some exercise
All the Famous people
So many Famous people
And they all go hand-in-hand
Hand-in-hand through their parklife
Know what I mean?
I get up when I want except on Wednesdays when I get rudely awakened by the need to Post on the Forum
(Parklife)
I put my trousers on, have a cup of tea and I think about performing emergency Cranial Surgery
(Parklife)
I feed the Kiddywinks, I sometimes feed the grand-kiddywinks too
It gives me a sense of enormous well-being
(Parklife)
And then I'm happy for the rest of the day safe in the knowledge there will always be a bit of my Wallet devoted to it
All the Famous people
So many Famous people
And they all go hand-in-hand
Hand-in-hand through their parklife
Parklife
(Parklife)
Parklife
(Parklife)
It's got nothing to do with Vorsprung durch technique, you know? Should have bought a Ford Kuga tbf
(Parklife)
(Parklife) and it's not about you joggers who go round and round and round Oundle (parklife)
(Parklife)
All the Famous people
So many Famous people
And they all go hand-in-hand
Hand-in-hand through their parklife
All the Famous people
So many Famous people
And they all go hand-in-hand
Hand-in-hand through their parklife


:lol:

Author:  ScarfaceClaw [ Fri Feb 24, 2017 2:32 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Height

backrow wrote:
globus wrote:
But what does it mean?


1. Parklife
Globus remix
Confidence is a preference for the habitual bullshitter of what is known as
(Parklife)
And morning crossword can be avoided if you take a route straight through what is known as
(Parklife)
The Management gave me brewer's droop, She intimidates me by the dirty pigeons, they love a bit of her
(Parklife)
Who's that gut lord marching (they gave me a Salute), you should cut down on your porklife mate, get some exercise
All the Famous people
So many Famous people
And they all go hand-in-hand
Hand-in-hand through their parklife
Know what I mean?
I get up when I want except on Wednesdays when I get rudely awakened by the need to Post on the Forum
(Parklife)
I put my trousers on, have a cup of tea and I think about performing emergency Cranial Surgery
(Parklife)
I feed the Kiddywinks, I sometimes feed the grand-kiddywinks too
It gives me a sense of enormous well-being
(Parklife)
And then I'm happy for the rest of the day safe in the knowledge there will always be a bit of my Wallet devoted to it
All the Famous people
So many Famous people
And they all go hand-in-hand
Hand-in-hand through their parklife
Parklife
(Parklife)
Parklife
(Parklife)
It's got nothing to do with Vorsprung durch technique, you know? Should have bought a Ford Kuga tbf
(Parklife)
(Parklife) and it's not about you joggers who go round and round and round Oundle (parklife)
(Parklife)
All the Famous people
So many Famous people
And they all go hand-in-hand
Hand-in-hand through their parklife
All the Famous people
So many Famous people
And they all go hand-in-hand
Hand-in-hand through their parklife


Magnificent.

Author:  geordie_6 [ Fri Feb 24, 2017 2:36 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Height

globus wrote:
Is it important to be taller than your partner? Could you marry Karlie Kloss?

Image


Absolutely would, she'd be a good 6 inches shorter than myself.

EDIT: Actually, Kloss is shorter than my fiancée at 6'3.

Author:  iarmhiman [ Fri Feb 24, 2017 2:37 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Height

backrow wrote:
globus wrote:
But what does it mean?


1. Parklife
Globus remix
Confidence is a preference for the habitual bullshitter of what is known as
(Parklife)
And morning crossword can be avoided if you take a route straight through what is known as
(Parklife)
The Management gave me brewer's droop, She intimidates me by the dirty pigeons, they love a bit of her
(Parklife)
Who's that gut lord marching (they gave me a Salute), you should cut down on your porklife mate, get some exercise
All the Famous people
So many Famous people
And they all go hand-in-hand
Hand-in-hand through their parklife
Know what I mean?
I get up when I want except on Wednesdays when I get rudely awakened by the need to Post on the Forum
(Parklife)
I put my trousers on, have a cup of tea and I think about performing emergency Cranial Surgery
(Parklife)
I feed the Kiddywinks, I sometimes feed the grand-kiddywinks too
It gives me a sense of enormous well-being
(Parklife)
And then I'm happy for the rest of the day safe in the knowledge there will always be a bit of my Wallet devoted to it
All the Famous people
So many Famous people
And they all go hand-in-hand
Hand-in-hand through their parklife
Parklife
(Parklife)
Parklife
(Parklife)
It's got nothing to do with Vorsprung durch technique, you know? Should have bought a Ford Kuga tbf
(Parklife)
(Parklife) and it's not about you joggers who go round and round and round Oundle (parklife)
(Parklife)
All the Famous people
So many Famous people
And they all go hand-in-hand
Hand-in-hand through their parklife
All the Famous people
So many Famous people
And they all go hand-in-hand
Hand-in-hand through their parklife


That is brilliant :lol:

Author:  Rugby2023 [ Fri Feb 24, 2017 2:43 pm ]
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Outstanding backrow :lol:

"round and round...Oundle"

Author:  Cookie Monster [ Fri Feb 24, 2017 2:59 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Height

backrow wrote:
globus wrote:
But what does it mean?


1. Parklife
Globus remix
Confidence is a preference for the habitual bullshitter of what is known as
(Parklife)
And morning crossword can be avoided if you take a route straight through what is known as
(Parklife)
The Management gave me brewer's droop, She intimidates me by the dirty pigeons, they love a bit of her
(Parklife)
Who's that gut lord marching (they gave me a Salute), you should cut down on your porklife mate, get some exercise
All the Famous people
So many Famous people
And they all go hand-in-hand
Hand-in-hand through their parklife
Know what I mean?
I get up when I want except on Wednesdays when I get rudely awakened by the need to Post on the Forum
(Parklife)
I put my trousers on, have a cup of tea and I think about performing emergency Cranial Surgery
(Parklife)
I feed the Kiddywinks, I sometimes feed the grand-kiddywinks too
It gives me a sense of enormous well-being
(Parklife)
And then I'm happy for the rest of the day safe in the knowledge there will always be a bit of my Wallet devoted to it
All the Famous people
So many Famous people
And they all go hand-in-hand
Hand-in-hand through their parklife
Parklife
(Parklife)
Parklife
(Parklife)
It's got nothing to do with Vorsprung durch technique, you know? Should have bought a Ford Kuga tbf
(Parklife)
(Parklife) and it's not about you joggers who go round and round and round Oundle (parklife)
(Parklife)
All the Famous people
So many Famous people
And they all go hand-in-hand
Hand-in-hand through their parklife
All the Famous people
So many Famous people
And they all go hand-in-hand
Hand-in-hand through their parklife



Fantastic work :lol: :lol: :thumbup:

Author:  Azlan Roar [ Fri Feb 24, 2017 3:07 pm ]
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Image

Author:  iarmhiman [ Fri Feb 24, 2017 3:09 pm ]
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Azlan Roar wrote:
Image


He's saying Oundle

Author:  backrow [ Fri Feb 24, 2017 3:12 pm ]
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Ta chaps

This thread didn't go as he planned I suspect !

Author:  Azlan Roar [ Fri Feb 24, 2017 3:14 pm ]
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backrow wrote:
Ta chaps

This thread didn't go as he planned I suspect !


Image

Author:  spookly [ Fri Feb 24, 2017 3:16 pm ]
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Backrow, that might just be post of the year material.

Author:  P in VG [ Fri Feb 24, 2017 3:19 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Height

backrow wrote:
globus wrote:
But what does it mean?


1. Parklife
Globus remix
Confidence is a preference for the habitual bullshitter of what is known as
(Parklife)
And morning crossword can be avoided if you take a route straight through what is known as
(Parklife)
The Management gave me brewer's droop, She intimidates me by the dirty pigeons, they love a bit of her
(Parklife)
Who's that gut lord marching (they gave me a Salute), you should cut down on your porklife mate, get some exercise
All the Famous people
So many Famous people
And they all go hand-in-hand
Hand-in-hand through their parklife
Know what I mean?
I get up when I want except on Wednesdays when I get rudely awakened by the need to Post on the Forum
(Parklife)
I put my trousers on, have a cup of tea and I think about performing emergency Cranial Surgery
(Parklife)
I feed the Kiddywinks, I sometimes feed the grand-kiddywinks too
It gives me a sense of enormous well-being
(Parklife)
And then I'm happy for the rest of the day safe in the knowledge there will always be a bit of my Wallet devoted to it
All the Famous people
So many Famous people
And they all go hand-in-hand
Hand-in-hand through their parklife
Parklife
(Parklife)
Parklife
(Parklife)
It's got nothing to do with Vorsprung durch technique, you know? Should have bought a Ford Kuga tbf
(Parklife)
(Parklife) and it's not about you joggers who go round and round and round Oundle (parklife)
(Parklife)
All the Famous people
So many Famous people
And they all go hand-in-hand
Hand-in-hand through their parklife
All the Famous people
So many Famous people
And they all go hand-in-hand
Hand-in-hand through their parklife


:lol: :lol: :lol:

Author:  backrow [ Fri Feb 24, 2017 3:20 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Height

I didn't know parklife jokes had been made about him before until I browsed his recent posts to be fair - seems samshark invented this.

In the country lyrics can stay pretty much as they are tbf

Author:  P in VG [ Fri Feb 24, 2017 3:24 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Height

globus wrote:
Is it important to be taller than your partner? Could you marry Karlie Kloss?

Image


She's only 6ft 2 according to Wikipedia - how short are those guys in that photo?!

I totally would.

Then again I'm 6ft 4in.

It gives me a feeling of enormous well-being.

:smug:

Author:  backrow [ Fri Feb 24, 2017 3:26 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Height

P in VG wrote:
globus wrote:
Is it important to be taller than your partner? Could you marry Karlie Kloss?

Image


She's only 6ft 2 according to Wikipedia - how short are those guys in that photo?!

I totally would.

Then again I'm 6ft 4in.

It gives me a feeling of enormous well-being.

:smug:


It's a photoshop, check the guy in black in front , his foot - light looks all wrong like it has a Halo.

Edit. Parklife.

Author:  DragonKhan [ Fri Feb 24, 2017 3:29 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Height

globus wrote:
Is it important to be taller than your partner? Could you marry Karlie Kloss?

Image


She would be the same height as me so in any sort of heels she would be a good bit taller. Still though, would

Author:  Azlan Roar [ Fri Feb 24, 2017 3:32 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Height

backrow wrote:

It's a photoshop, check the guy in black in front , his foot - light looks all wrong like it has a Halo.



Image

Parklife.

Author:  jdogscoop [ Fri Feb 24, 2017 3:33 pm ]
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I'm only 5"8 barefoot but I bet I could bury her in an awesome front on tackle.

#Parklife.

Author:  backrow [ Fri Feb 24, 2017 3:33 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Height

Anyone else now reading every post in Phil Daniels voice, or is that just me ?

Edit. Parklife.

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