Meteorito en Perú
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Won’t lie, not the first hot Peruvian thing I’ve seen
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Clearly a portent for the end of the world.
I just hope it could wait for a few more days as I've got a Tesco delivery on Saturday that I've been waiting 3 weeks for.
I just hope it could wait for a few more days as I've got a Tesco delivery on Saturday that I've been waiting 3 weeks for.
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We’d have to have earthquakes, pestilences, locusts & the waters made bitter for that, you might just get that delivery. I wouldn’t bother getting any long life milk though.A5D5E5 wrote:Clearly a portent for the end of the world.
I just hope it could wait for a few more days as I've got a Tesco delivery on Saturday that I've been waiting 3 weeks for.
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Earthquakes - yes, plenty. https://www.emsc-csem.org/Earthquake/Plato'sCave wrote:We’d have to have earthquakes, pestilences, locusts & the waters made bitter for that, you might just get that delivery. I wouldn’t bother getting any long life milk though.A5D5E5 wrote:Clearly a portent for the end of the world.
I just hope it could wait for a few more days as I've got a Tesco delivery on Saturday that I've been waiting 3 weeks for.
Pestilence - I think we have that covered pretty well at the moment.
The waters made bitter - pollution has sorted that out no problem.
Locusts I'm struggling on, but fuck it, I'm cancelling the order. No point wasting money.
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Why? What good is money going to be?A5D5E5 wrote:Earthquakes - yes, plenty. https://www.emsc-csem.org/Earthquake/Plato'sCave wrote:We’d have to have earthquakes, pestilences, locusts & the waters made bitter for that, you might just get that delivery. I wouldn’t bother getting any long life milk though.A5D5E5 wrote:Clearly a portent for the end of the world.
I just hope it could wait for a few more days as I've got a Tesco delivery on Saturday that I've been waiting 3 weeks for.
Pestilence - I think we have that covered pretty well at the moment.
The waters made bitter - pollution has sorted that out no problem.
Locusts I'm struggling on, but fuck it, I'm cancelling the order. No point wasting money.
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actually, there *are* massive locust plagues in Africa at the moment....A5D5E5 wrote:Earthquakes - yes, plenty. https://www.emsc-csem.org/Earthquake/Plato'sCave wrote:We’d have to have earthquakes, pestilences, locusts & the waters made bitter for that, you might just get that delivery. I wouldn’t bother getting any long life milk though.A5D5E5 wrote:Clearly a portent for the end of the world.
I just hope it could wait for a few more days as I've got a Tesco delivery on Saturday that I've been waiting 3 weeks for.
Pestilence - I think we have that covered pretty well at the moment.
The waters made bitter - pollution has sorted that out no problem.
Locusts I'm struggling on, but fuck it, I'm cancelling the order. No point wasting money.

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I'm getting ready for the afterlife. I may need to bribe a ferryman.happyhooker wrote:Why? What good is money going to be?A5D5E5 wrote:Earthquakes - yes, plenty. https://www.emsc-csem.org/Earthquake/Plato'sCave wrote:We’d have to have earthquakes, pestilences, locusts & the waters made bitter for that, you might just get that delivery. I wouldn’t bother getting any long life milk though.A5D5E5 wrote:Clearly a portent for the end of the world.
I just hope it could wait for a few more days as I've got a Tesco delivery on Saturday that I've been waiting 3 weeks for.
Pestilence - I think we have that covered pretty well at the moment.
The waters made bitter - pollution has sorted that out no problem.
Locusts I'm struggling on, but fuck it, I'm cancelling the order. No point wasting money.
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Well that just proves it. I wonder if forming a cult permitted under the Government's lockdown restrictions?massive_field_goal wrote:actually, there *are* massive locust plagues in Africa at the moment....A5D5E5 wrote:Earthquakes - yes, plenty. https://www.emsc-csem.org/Earthquake/Plato'sCave wrote:We’d have to have earthquakes, pestilences, locusts & the waters made bitter for that, you might just get that delivery. I wouldn’t bother getting any long life milk though.A5D5E5 wrote:Clearly a portent for the end of the world.
I just hope it could wait for a few more days as I've got a Tesco delivery on Saturday that I've been waiting 3 weeks for.
Pestilence - I think we have that covered pretty well at the moment.
The waters made bitter - pollution has sorted that out no problem.
Locusts I'm struggling on, but fuck it, I'm cancelling the order. No point wasting money.
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Pah, that only costs an obolA5D5E5 wrote:I'm getting ready for the afterlife. I may need to bribe a ferryman.happyhooker wrote:Why? What good is money going to be?A5D5E5 wrote:Earthquakes - yes, plenty. https://www.emsc-csem.org/Earthquake/Plato'sCave wrote:We’d have to have earthquakes, pestilences, locusts & the waters made bitter for that, you might just get that delivery. I wouldn’t bother getting any long life milk though.A5D5E5 wrote:Clearly a portent for the end of the world.
I just hope it could wait for a few more days as I've got a Tesco delivery on Saturday that I've been waiting 3 weeks for.
Pestilence - I think we have that covered pretty well at the moment.
The waters made bitter - pollution has sorted that out no problem.
Locusts I'm struggling on, but fuck it, I'm cancelling the order. No point wasting money.
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The (other)world authority on such matters says:A5D5E5 wrote:
I'm getting ready for the afterlife. I may need to bribe a ferryman.
Don't pay the ferryman
Don't even fix a price
Don't pay the ferryman
Until he gets you to the other side......................
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Yea, but Chris de burg is a twatlilyw wrote:The (other)world authority on such matters says:A5D5E5 wrote:
I'm getting ready for the afterlife. I may need to bribe a ferryman.
Don't pay the ferryman
Don't even fix a price
Don't pay the ferryman
Until he gets you to the other side......................
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Why? I always thought he was ok.happyhooker wrote:Yea, but Chris de burg is a twatlilyw wrote:The (other)world authority on such matters says:A5D5E5 wrote:
I'm getting ready for the afterlife. I may need to bribe a ferryman.
Don't pay the ferryman
Don't even fix a price
Don't pay the ferryman
Until he gets you to the other side......................
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Just accept one of those invites to Globby Towers.A5D5E5 wrote:I'm getting ready for the afterlife. I may need to bribe a ferryman.happyhooker wrote:Why? What good is money going to be?A5D5E5 wrote:Earthquakes - yes, plenty. https://www.emsc-csem.org/Earthquake/Plato'sCave wrote:We’d have to have earthquakes, pestilences, locusts & the waters made bitter for that, you might just get that delivery. I wouldn’t bother getting any long life milk though.A5D5E5 wrote:Clearly a portent for the end of the world.
I just hope it could wait for a few more days as I've got a Tesco delivery on Saturday that I've been waiting 3 weeks for.
Pestilence - I think we have that covered pretty well at the moment.
The waters made bitter - pollution has sorted that out no problem.
Locusts I'm struggling on, but fuck it, I'm cancelling the order. No point wasting money.
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Any man who can advise God on playing poker can surely be forgiven for launching thousands of slow setshappyhooker wrote:Yea, but Chris de burg is a twatlilyw wrote:The (other)world authority on such matters says:A5D5E5 wrote:
I'm getting ready for the afterlife. I may need to bribe a ferryman.
Don't pay the ferryman
Don't even fix a price
Don't pay the ferryman
Until he gets you to the other side......................
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No way you’d be able to get £80,000 in coins under your tongue & on your eyelids though
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You can definitely cult via Skype. Might occasionally get people chanting out of sync or interrupting your profane rituals with 'Sorry, dropped out for a minute there. Can you hear me?', but think of the potential membership vs.trying to do it in person locally. It's well known that the fell powers pay more attention the greater the number of potential sacrifices soliciting them.A5D5E5 wrote:Well that just proves it. I wonder if forming a cult permitted under the Government's lockdown restrictions?massive_field_goal wrote:actually, there *are* massive locust plagues in Africa at the moment....A5D5E5 wrote:Earthquakes - yes, plenty. https://www.emsc-csem.org/Earthquake/Plato'sCave wrote:We’d have to have earthquakes, pestilences, locusts & the waters made bitter for that, you might just get that delivery. I wouldn’t bother getting any long life milk though.A5D5E5 wrote:Clearly a portent for the end of the world.
I just hope it could wait for a few more days as I've got a Tesco delivery on Saturday that I've been waiting 3 weeks for.
Pestilence - I think we have that covered pretty well at the moment.
The waters made bitter - pollution has sorted that out no problem.
Locusts I'm struggling on, but fuck it, I'm cancelling the order. No point wasting money.
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Fair points, but Skype spoils the whole "God decrees you both to have sex with the Leader" bit. On the other hand, I could make "Sorry, I was on mute" a mortal sin punishable by excommunication (or striptease for a certain subset of my followers).sockwithaticket wrote:You can definitely cult via Skype. Might occasionally get people chanting out of sync or interrupting your profane rituals with 'Sorry, dropped out for a minute there. Can you hear me?', but think of the potential membership vs.trying to do it in person locally. It's well known that the fell powers pay more attention the greater the number of potential sacrifices soliciting them.A5D5E5 wrote:Well that just proves it. I wonder if forming a cult permitted under the Government's lockdown restrictions?massive_field_goal wrote:actually, there *are* massive locust plagues in Africa at the moment....A5D5E5 wrote:Earthquakes - yes, plenty. https://www.emsc-csem.org/Earthquake/Plato'sCave wrote:
We’d have to have earthquakes, pestilences, locusts & the waters made bitter for that, you might just get that delivery. I wouldn’t bother getting any long life milk though.
Pestilence - I think we have that covered pretty well at the moment.
The waters made bitter - pollution has sorted that out no problem.
Locusts I'm struggling on, but fuck it, I'm cancelling the order. No point wasting money.
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Have you checked the obol:sterling exchange rate since Brexit?happyhooker wrote:Pah, that only costs an obolA5D5E5 wrote:I'm getting ready for the afterlife. I may need to bribe a ferryman.happyhooker wrote:Why? What good is money going to be?A5D5E5 wrote:Earthquakes - yes, plenty. https://www.emsc-csem.org/Earthquake/Plato'sCave wrote: We’d have to have earthquakes, pestilences, locusts & the waters made bitter for that, you might just get that delivery. I wouldn’t bother getting any long life milk though.
Pestilence - I think we have that covered pretty well at the moment.
The waters made bitter - pollution has sorted that out no problem.
Locusts I'm struggling on, but fuck it, I'm cancelling the order. No point wasting money.
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Fortunately it's linked to the drachmaA5D5E5 wrote:Have you checked the obol:sterling exchange rate since Brexit?happyhooker wrote: Pah, that only costs an obol
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Scorchio!