Chat Forum
It is currently Wed Jun 03, 2020 12:45 pm

All times are UTC [ DST ]




Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 21 posts ] 
Author Message
 Post subject: Meteorito en Perú
PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:52 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Mar 01, 2012 9:36 pm
Posts: 15364
Location: ウェールズ
https://youtu.be/nqKyoEnW2-g

Over Lima. Some footage in the YouTube.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Meteorito en Perú
PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:54 am 
Offline

Joined: Tue Jan 31, 2012 11:05 am
Posts: 21217
Won’t lie, not the first hot Peruvian thing I’ve seen


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Meteorito en Perú
PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:58 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Tue Jul 30, 2013 8:57 pm
Posts: 11100
Clearly a portent for the end of the world.

I just hope it could wait for a few more days as I've got a Tesco delivery on Saturday that I've been waiting 3 weeks for.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Meteorito en Perú
PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 10:01 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Mar 01, 2012 9:36 pm
Posts: 15364
Location: ウェールズ
A5D5E5 wrote:
Clearly a portent for the end of the world.

I just hope it could wait for a few more days as I've got a Tesco delivery on Saturday that I've been waiting 3 weeks for.


We’d have to have earthquakes, pestilences, locusts & the waters made bitter for that, you might just get that delivery. I wouldn’t bother getting any long life milk though.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Meteorito en Perú
PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 10:25 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Tue Jul 30, 2013 8:57 pm
Posts: 11100
Plato'sCave wrote:
A5D5E5 wrote:
Clearly a portent for the end of the world.

I just hope it could wait for a few more days as I've got a Tesco delivery on Saturday that I've been waiting 3 weeks for.


We’d have to have earthquakes, pestilences, locusts & the waters made bitter for that, you might just get that delivery. I wouldn’t bother getting any long life milk though.


Earthquakes - yes, plenty. https://www.emsc-csem.org/Earthquake/
Pestilence - I think we have that covered pretty well at the moment.
The waters made bitter - pollution has sorted that out no problem.

Locusts I'm struggling on, but fuck it, I'm cancelling the order. No point wasting money.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Meteorito en Perú
PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 10:35 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Tue Jan 31, 2012 11:05 am
Posts: 22874
A5D5E5 wrote:
Plato'sCave wrote:
A5D5E5 wrote:
Clearly a portent for the end of the world.

I just hope it could wait for a few more days as I've got a Tesco delivery on Saturday that I've been waiting 3 weeks for.


We’d have to have earthquakes, pestilences, locusts & the waters made bitter for that, you might just get that delivery. I wouldn’t bother getting any long life milk though.


Earthquakes - yes, plenty. https://www.emsc-csem.org/Earthquake/
Pestilence - I think we have that covered pretty well at the moment.
The waters made bitter - pollution has sorted that out no problem.

Locusts I'm struggling on, but fuck it, I'm cancelling the order. No point wasting money.

Why? What good is money going to be?


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Meteorito en Perú
PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 10:37 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Oct 25, 2018 4:15 am
Posts: 575
A5D5E5 wrote:
Plato'sCave wrote:
A5D5E5 wrote:
Clearly a portent for the end of the world.

I just hope it could wait for a few more days as I've got a Tesco delivery on Saturday that I've been waiting 3 weeks for.


We’d have to have earthquakes, pestilences, locusts & the waters made bitter for that, you might just get that delivery. I wouldn’t bother getting any long life milk though.


Earthquakes - yes, plenty. https://www.emsc-csem.org/Earthquake/
Pestilence - I think we have that covered pretty well at the moment.
The waters made bitter - pollution has sorted that out no problem.

Locusts I'm struggling on, but fuck it, I'm cancelling the order. No point wasting money.


actually, there *are* massive locust plagues in Africa at the moment.... :((


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Meteorito en Perú
PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 10:41 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Tue Jul 30, 2013 8:57 pm
Posts: 11100
happyhooker wrote:
A5D5E5 wrote:
Plato'sCave wrote:
A5D5E5 wrote:
Clearly a portent for the end of the world.

I just hope it could wait for a few more days as I've got a Tesco delivery on Saturday that I've been waiting 3 weeks for.


We’d have to have earthquakes, pestilences, locusts & the waters made bitter for that, you might just get that delivery. I wouldn’t bother getting any long life milk though.


Earthquakes - yes, plenty. https://www.emsc-csem.org/Earthquake/
Pestilence - I think we have that covered pretty well at the moment.
The waters made bitter - pollution has sorted that out no problem.

Locusts I'm struggling on, but fuck it, I'm cancelling the order. No point wasting money.

Why? What good is money going to be?


I'm getting ready for the afterlife. I may need to bribe a ferryman.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Meteorito en Perú
PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 10:43 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Tue Jul 30, 2013 8:57 pm
Posts: 11100
massive_field_goal wrote:
A5D5E5 wrote:
Plato'sCave wrote:
A5D5E5 wrote:
Clearly a portent for the end of the world.

I just hope it could wait for a few more days as I've got a Tesco delivery on Saturday that I've been waiting 3 weeks for.


We’d have to have earthquakes, pestilences, locusts & the waters made bitter for that, you might just get that delivery. I wouldn’t bother getting any long life milk though.


Earthquakes - yes, plenty. https://www.emsc-csem.org/Earthquake/
Pestilence - I think we have that covered pretty well at the moment.
The waters made bitter - pollution has sorted that out no problem.

Locusts I'm struggling on, but fuck it, I'm cancelling the order. No point wasting money.


actually, there *are* massive locust plagues in Africa at the moment.... :((


Well that just proves it. I wonder if forming a cult permitted under the Government's lockdown restrictions?


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Meteorito en Perú
PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 10:44 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Tue Jan 31, 2012 11:05 am
Posts: 22874
A5D5E5 wrote:
happyhooker wrote:
A5D5E5 wrote:
Plato'sCave wrote:
A5D5E5 wrote:
Clearly a portent for the end of the world.

I just hope it could wait for a few more days as I've got a Tesco delivery on Saturday that I've been waiting 3 weeks for.


We’d have to have earthquakes, pestilences, locusts & the waters made bitter for that, you might just get that delivery. I wouldn’t bother getting any long life milk though.


Earthquakes - yes, plenty. https://www.emsc-csem.org/Earthquake/
Pestilence - I think we have that covered pretty well at the moment.
The waters made bitter - pollution has sorted that out no problem.

Locusts I'm struggling on, but fuck it, I'm cancelling the order. No point wasting money.

Why? What good is money going to be?


I'm getting ready for the afterlife. I may need to bribe a ferryman.

Pah, that only costs an obol


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Meteorito en Perú
PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 10:45 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Tue Jan 31, 2012 11:05 am
Posts: 2646
A5D5E5 wrote:

I'm getting ready for the afterlife. I may need to bribe a ferryman.


The (other)world authority on such matters says:

Don't pay the ferryman
Don't even fix a price
Don't pay the ferryman
Until he gets you to the other side......................


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Meteorito en Perú
PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 10:46 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Tue Jan 31, 2012 11:05 am
Posts: 22874
lilyw wrote:
A5D5E5 wrote:

I'm getting ready for the afterlife. I may need to bribe a ferryman.


The (other)world authority on such matters says:

Don't pay the ferryman
Don't even fix a price
Don't pay the ferryman
Until he gets you to the other side......................

Yea, but Chris de burg is a twat


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Meteorito en Perú
PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 10:50 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Mar 01, 2012 9:36 pm
Posts: 15364
Location: ウェールズ
happyhooker wrote:
lilyw wrote:
A5D5E5 wrote:

I'm getting ready for the afterlife. I may need to bribe a ferryman.


The (other)world authority on such matters says:

Don't pay the ferryman
Don't even fix a price
Don't pay the ferryman
Until he gets you to the other side......................

Yea, but Chris de burg is a twat


Why? I always thought he was ok.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Meteorito en Perú
PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 10:54 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Tue Jan 31, 2012 11:05 am
Posts: 11799
Location: Mostly London........Mostly
A5D5E5 wrote:
happyhooker wrote:
A5D5E5 wrote:
Plato'sCave wrote:
A5D5E5 wrote:
Clearly a portent for the end of the world.

I just hope it could wait for a few more days as I've got a Tesco delivery on Saturday that I've been waiting 3 weeks for.


We’d have to have earthquakes, pestilences, locusts & the waters made bitter for that, you might just get that delivery. I wouldn’t bother getting any long life milk though.


Earthquakes - yes, plenty. https://www.emsc-csem.org/Earthquake/
Pestilence - I think we have that covered pretty well at the moment.
The waters made bitter - pollution has sorted that out no problem.

Locusts I'm struggling on, but fuck it, I'm cancelling the order. No point wasting money.

Why? What good is money going to be?


I'm getting ready for the afterlife. I may need to bribe a ferryman.


Just accept one of those invites to Globby Towers.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Meteorito en Perú
PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 10:54 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Tue Jan 31, 2012 11:05 am
Posts: 2646
happyhooker wrote:
lilyw wrote:
A5D5E5 wrote:

I'm getting ready for the afterlife. I may need to bribe a ferryman.


The (other)world authority on such matters says:

Don't pay the ferryman
Don't even fix a price
Don't pay the ferryman
Until he gets you to the other side......................

Yea, but Chris de burg is a twat


Any man who can advise God on playing poker can surely be forgiven for launching thousands of slow sets


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Meteorito en Perú
PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 10:55 am 
Offline

Joined: Tue Jan 31, 2012 11:05 am
Posts: 21217
No way you’d be able to get £80,000 in coins under your tongue & on your eyelids though


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Meteorito en Perú
PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 11:15 am 
Offline

Joined: Thu Aug 23, 2018 11:35 am
Posts: 6197
Location: England
A5D5E5 wrote:
massive_field_goal wrote:
A5D5E5 wrote:
Plato'sCave wrote:
A5D5E5 wrote:
Clearly a portent for the end of the world.

I just hope it could wait for a few more days as I've got a Tesco delivery on Saturday that I've been waiting 3 weeks for.


We’d have to have earthquakes, pestilences, locusts & the waters made bitter for that, you might just get that delivery. I wouldn’t bother getting any long life milk though.


Earthquakes - yes, plenty. https://www.emsc-csem.org/Earthquake/
Pestilence - I think we have that covered pretty well at the moment.
The waters made bitter - pollution has sorted that out no problem.

Locusts I'm struggling on, but fuck it, I'm cancelling the order. No point wasting money.


actually, there *are* massive locust plagues in Africa at the moment.... :((


Well that just proves it. I wonder if forming a cult permitted under the Government's lockdown restrictions?


You can definitely cult via Skype. Might occasionally get people chanting out of sync or interrupting your profane rituals with 'Sorry, dropped out for a minute there. Can you hear me?', but think of the potential membership vs.trying to do it in person locally. It's well known that the fell powers pay more attention the greater the number of potential sacrifices soliciting them.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Meteorito en Perú
PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 12:47 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Tue Jul 30, 2013 8:57 pm
Posts: 11100
sockwithaticket wrote:
A5D5E5 wrote:
massive_field_goal wrote:
A5D5E5 wrote:
Plato'sCave wrote:

We’d have to have earthquakes, pestilences, locusts & the waters made bitter for that, you might just get that delivery. I wouldn’t bother getting any long life milk though.


Earthquakes - yes, plenty. https://www.emsc-csem.org/Earthquake/
Pestilence - I think we have that covered pretty well at the moment.
The waters made bitter - pollution has sorted that out no problem.

Locusts I'm struggling on, but fuck it, I'm cancelling the order. No point wasting money.


actually, there *are* massive locust plagues in Africa at the moment.... :((


Well that just proves it. I wonder if forming a cult permitted under the Government's lockdown restrictions?


You can definitely cult via Skype. Might occasionally get people chanting out of sync or interrupting your profane rituals with 'Sorry, dropped out for a minute there. Can you hear me?', but think of the potential membership vs.trying to do it in person locally. It's well known that the fell powers pay more attention the greater the number of potential sacrifices soliciting them.


Fair points, but Skype spoils the whole "God decrees you both to have sex with the Leader" bit. On the other hand, I could make "Sorry, I was on mute" a mortal sin punishable by excommunication (or striptease for a certain subset of my followers).


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Meteorito en Perú
PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 12:48 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Tue Jul 30, 2013 8:57 pm
Posts: 11100
happyhooker wrote:
A5D5E5 wrote:
happyhooker wrote:
A5D5E5 wrote:
Plato'sCave wrote:
We’d have to have earthquakes, pestilences, locusts & the waters made bitter for that, you might just get that delivery. I wouldn’t bother getting any long life milk though.


Earthquakes - yes, plenty. https://www.emsc-csem.org/Earthquake/
Pestilence - I think we have that covered pretty well at the moment.
The waters made bitter - pollution has sorted that out no problem.

Locusts I'm struggling on, but fuck it, I'm cancelling the order. No point wasting money.

Why? What good is money going to be?


I'm getting ready for the afterlife. I may need to bribe a ferryman.

Pah, that only costs an obol


Have you checked the obol:sterling exchange rate since Brexit?


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Meteorito en Perú
PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 1:06 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Tue Jan 31, 2012 11:05 am
Posts: 22874
A5D5E5 wrote:
happyhooker wrote:
Pah, that only costs an obol


Have you checked the obol:sterling exchange rate since Brexit?

Fortunately it's linked to the drachma


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Meteorito en Perú
PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 6:04 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Tue Jan 31, 2012 11:05 am
Posts: 9603
Location: Ultracrepidaria
Scorchio!


Top
 Profile  
 
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 21 posts ] 

All times are UTC [ DST ]


Who is online

Users browsing this forum: alliswell, Bing [Bot], Boobs not Moobs, Boxcar Ira, camroc1, dargotronV.1, dpedin, EverReady, feckwanker, Floppykid, frillage, Gavin Duffy, Google Adsense [Bot], irishrugbyua, Jim Lahey, juddy, Keith, KnuckleDragger, La soule, Leinsterman, Luckycharmer, Mr Mike, Mullet 2, overthehillprop, PornDog, Raggs, rett, robmatic, RuggaBugga, Sawtooth the Beaver, tabascoboy, The Sun God, Tussock, Zakar and 112 guests


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  
Powered by phpBB® Forum Software © phpBB Group