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Re: Illuminati Watch

Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 10:11 am
by Zakar
You're really obsessed with Obama.

Re: Illuminati Watch

Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 10:11 am
by Torquemada 1420
A la the one presented to Derek Bevan?

Re: Illuminati Watch

Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 10:12 am
by JB1981
If you stare at the leaves long enough does another image appear? It's got a very 'Magic Eye' look to it.

Re: Illuminati Watch

Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 10:17 am
by Duff Paddy
That’s a really shit portrait.

Re: Illuminati Watch

Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 10:25 am
by ScarfaceClaw
Duff Paddy wrote:That’s a really shit portrait.
It’s not great is it.

Re: Illuminati Watch

Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 10:26 am
by C69
ScarfaceClaw wrote:
Duff Paddy wrote:That’s a really shit portrait.
It’s not great is it.
It reminds me of Rolf Harris portrait of the Queen.

Re: Illuminati Watch

Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 10:30 am
by Zakar
Seneca of the Night wrote:
Zakar wrote:You're really obsessed with Obama.
Have you seen the state of the Trump thread?
He's the sitting US president.

Re: Illuminati Watch

Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 10:33 am
by SASP
This didn't take long to appear.

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Re: Illuminati Watch

Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 10:34 am
by Santa
It is standard practice in portraiture to sacrifice anatomical accuracy at the altar of composition. It is unusual, however, for that sacrifice to make the composition worse.

Re: Illuminati Watch

Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 10:35 am
by Santa
There's a hint of the 'Cosby pullover' about the colour scheme too.

Re: Illuminati Watch

Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 10:41 am
by Torquemada 1420
Been done.

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Re: Illuminati Watch

Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 10:41 am
by danny_fitz
That is some whistle and flute the feller on the left has on.

Re: Illuminati Watch

Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 10:42 am
by Turbogoat
I remember when I was a kid and I got my first digital watch that had a light on it.

Re: Illuminati Watch

Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 10:44 am
by Bullettyme
I like it :thumbup:

Re: Illuminati Watch

Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 10:45 am
by 100MileDad
Hands like shovels that bloke.

Fairs fair, that's a shit portrait.

Re: Illuminati Watch

Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 10:45 am
by jezzer
Duff Paddy wrote:That’s a really shit portrait.
I dunno, I think Morgan Freeman will really like it when they give it to him.

Re: Illuminati Watch

Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 10:49 am
by SecretAgentMan
Bullettyme wrote:I like it :thumbup:
I like them both.

Re: Illuminati Watch

Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 10:50 am
by Bullettyme
SecretAgentMan wrote:
Bullettyme wrote:I like it :thumbup:
I like them both.
And the suit :thumbup:

Re: Illuminati Watch

Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 10:51 am
by SecretAgentMan
Bullettyme wrote:
SecretAgentMan wrote:
Bullettyme wrote:I like it :thumbup:
I like them both.
And the suit :thumbup:
And the dress.

Re: Illuminati Watch

Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 10:59 am
by globus
Seneca of the Night wrote:
c69 wrote:
ScarfaceClaw wrote:
Duff Paddy wrote:That’s a really shit portrait.
It’s not great is it.
It reminds me of Rolf Harris portrait of the Queen.
I wonder what happened to that.

There was the famous story of Graham Sutherland's portrait of Churchill of course:

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He hated it, and it is thought that Lady Churchill burnt it sometime after his death. Certainly no one knows where it is.

Obama has hidden his atrocious taste under a pretty slick set of suits over the years, so he probably thinks this is pretty neat.
I liked Churchill's portrait. It has a "bulldog spirit" about it that I think was meant to be portrayed.

Clementine hated it. No surprise if she disposed of it.

Re: Illuminati Watch

Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 11:02 am
by Monk Zombie
SecretAgentMan wrote:
Bullettyme wrote:I like it :thumbup:
I like them both.
So do I

Re: Illuminati Watch

Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 11:04 am
by SecretAgentMan
I wonder what Trump's take on them will be. Bet he doesn't mention all the stately, adult-sized hands.

Re: Illuminati Watch

Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 11:04 am
by booze
Zakar wrote:You're really obsessed with Obama.

how TJ watch going zakar?

Re: Illuminati Watch

Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 11:08 am
by ManInTheBar
By the way, the Illuminati appear to have been crashing planes on behalf of Hillary

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fli-KqG ... u.be&t=25s

Re: Illuminati Watch

Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 11:08 am
by sorCrer
Meh. He has nothing on our Saffa political artist Mabula. Nothing.

Re: Illuminati Watch

Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2018 7:29 am
by Zakar
booze wrote:
Zakar wrote:You're really obsessed with Obama.

how TJ watch going zakar?
I eased off as he behaved himself towards the end of the year...let's see if he gets back to his old antics in the soup.

Re: Illuminati Watch

Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2018 9:24 am
by Laurent
And what does our budding art critic think of this ?
Spoiler: show
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Re: Illuminati Watch

Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2018 9:26 am
by Turbogoat
I heard the Obama charitable foundation used its own funds to buy the Obama portrait.
Shocking stuff.

Re: Illuminati Watch

Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2018 10:38 am
by Yer Man
globus wrote:
Seneca of the Night wrote:
c69 wrote:
ScarfaceClaw wrote:
Duff Paddy wrote:That’s a really shit portrait.
It’s not great is it.
It reminds me of Rolf Harris portrait of the Queen.
I wonder what happened to that.

There was the famous story of Graham Sutherland's portrait of Churchill of course:

Image

He hated it, and it is thought that Lady Churchill burnt it sometime after his death. Certainly no one knows where it is.

Obama has hidden his atrocious taste under a pretty slick set of suits over the years, so he probably thinks this is pretty neat.
I liked Churchill's portrait. It has a "bulldog spirit" about it that I think was meant to be portrayed.

Clementine hated it. No surprise if she disposed of it.
Churchill described it as "modern art", which got a huge laugh.
Clementine did indeed burn it.

Re: Illuminati Watch

Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2018 10:46 am
by Chips
Maybe a reference to the Trump wall except of course that Obama's wall is carbon neutral and sustainable.

Re: Illuminati Watch

Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2018 12:31 pm
by Wilson's Toffee
sorCrer wrote:Meh. He has nothing on our Saffa political artist Mabula. Nothing.
:thumbup:
Now,THERE is an artist !!

Re: Illuminati Watch

Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2018 12:32 pm
by Wilson's Toffee
Laurent wrote:And what does our budding art critic think of this ?
Spoiler: show
Image

No thumbs.