Zuckerberg: "Give us your nudes"

[genghis khan]

Facebook wants your naked photos to stop revenge porn

Facebook is asking British users to send naked photos of themselves to the social network, to try to stop revenge porn.

If you're worried an intimate photo of you could be shared by someone else, the idea is to get it blocked before it appears online.

Similar technology is used to try to stop the spread of child abuse images.

Facebook's been testing the system in Australia and is extending the trial to the UK, the USA and Canada.

A spokesman told Newsbeat the idea is open to people in the UK now.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-44223809

[frillage]

Flaccid or effect?

[Hellraiser]

Yeah, there's absolutely no way this could go wrong...

[EverReady]

This lad looks after their revenge porn units security

[fatcat]

This lad looks after their revenge porn units security

The bastards have accessed my webcam.

[Jay Cee Gee]

This lad looks after their revenge porn units security

[jolindien]

where's Dave ?

[Peaches]

https://vimeo.com/38790664

[Dark]

You're all being too hasty

Everyone knows facebook is in it for the customers

I've just sent all my nude photos to him

[mr bungle]

This lad looks after their revenge porn units security

[Jay Cee Gee]

This lad looks after their revenge porn units security

[MungoMan]

This Zuckerberg geezer is some kind of sick pervert. He makes Saville look on the level.

Zuckerberg will be found in a pool of blood and spooge, still feebly worrying at a schlong rubbed redraw.

[Jeff the Bear]

Ha! He didn't even have to ask...ive already sent him my nudes.

[Saint]

It's a real techie answer isn't it - in order for us to prevent us sharing pictures of you in the nude, please send us pictures of you in the nude.

Completely accurate, 100% corrrect technical response, and yet it manages to completely miss the point.

[Plato'sCave]

Right, I’ve posted them all on my news feed, what’s the next step?

[tabascoboy]

A bit of a tangent but bad lip reading

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zCDvOsdL9Q

[Tschussie]

It's all about the face detection, surely? Who would give a fudge otherwise?

Once concerns are flagged by one of their users, couldn't Facebook just use the existing profile photos to scan for revenge porn?

[Hellraiser]

It's all about the face detection, surely? Who would give a fudge otherwise?

Once concerns are flagged by one of their users, couldn't Facebook just use the existing profile photos to scan for revenge porn?

Tattoos can identify a person even if their face isn't in frame.

[YOYO]

This lad looks after their revenge porn units security

Don’t work EverReady I got this one covered.

[Tschussie]

It's all about the face detection, surely? Who would give a fudge otherwise?

Once concerns are flagged by one of their users, couldn't Facebook just use the existing profile photos to scan for revenge porn?

Tattoos can identify a person even if their face isn't in frame.

Good point. These Facebook users are unlikely to have posted many photos of their tattoos on their profile. Back to the drawing board.

[Farva]

Right, I’ve posted them all on my news feed, what’s the next step?

Cold day was it?