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Famous players who you’ve heard are Bellends

Posted: Thu Sep 12, 2019 10:08 am
by backrow
Austin Healy - just following on form mactaffs post about him, let’s make a thread where you can put first or second hand evidence ONLY that the player is a massive twat

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Posted: Thu Sep 12, 2019 10:11 am
by ticketlessinseattle
Eben Etzebeth ?

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Posted: Thu Sep 12, 2019 10:14 am
by Saturnine
Mark 'Ronnie' Regan.

Saw him in a nightclub eyeballing every bloke that went past him, clearly looking for a punch-up.

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Posted: Thu Sep 12, 2019 10:16 am
by Petros
Matt Dawson

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Posted: Thu Sep 12, 2019 10:18 am
by globus
backrow wrote:Austin Healy - just following on form mactaffs post about him, let’s make a thread where you can put first or second hand evidence ONLY that the player is a massive twat
Nice name for a car though. Especially if you spelt it correctly.

Re: Famous players who you’ve heard are Bellends

Posted: Thu Sep 12, 2019 10:18 am
by crash 669
Might as well call this "Stories about scrum halves" since they're all cunts.

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Posted: Thu Sep 12, 2019 10:18 am
by assfly
Sexton.

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Posted: Thu Sep 12, 2019 10:19 am
by backrow
Petros wrote:Matt Dawson
Ah now I’ve met Matt Dawson through work as he has a superfoods health line - I was expecting a bellend of sorts but in fact found him very pleasant and professional. His BBC question of sport twat banter persona was not apparent in any way.

Re: Famous players who you’ve heard are Bellends

Posted: Thu Sep 12, 2019 10:21 am
by globus
crash 669 wrote:Might as well call this "Stories about scrum halves" since they're all cunts.
Nope. My man used to fire rugby ball bullets at me. In the chest area, which was rather joyful.

I'll not have anything said badly about DK.

Re: Famous players who you’ve heard are Bellends

Posted: Thu Sep 12, 2019 10:21 am
by backrow
assfly wrote:Sexton.
Can you elaborate a bit ?
You’ve met him/ your mate met him blah blah ?

Re: Famous players who you’ve heard are Bellends

Posted: Thu Sep 12, 2019 10:22 am
by handyman
ticketlessinseattle wrote:Eben Etzebeth ?
Tell us more...

Re: Famous players who you’ve heard are Bellends

Posted: Thu Sep 12, 2019 10:22 am
by Jay Cee Gee
Zinzan Brooke.

Re: Famous players who you’ve heard are Bellends

Posted: Thu Sep 12, 2019 10:23 am
by BokJock
Met Austin Healy once, fully expecting him to be a bell end - he was cocky sure but in no way acted like a dick, was quite funny and had a drink with the group I was with.

Re: Famous players who you’ve heard are Bellends

Posted: Thu Sep 12, 2019 10:23 am
by Conspicuous
Sean O’Brien pissed on another customer in a pub

Absolute twat :thumbdown:

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Posted: Thu Sep 12, 2019 10:24 am
by Sandstorm
handyman wrote:
ticketlessinseattle wrote:Eben Etzebeth ?
Tell us more...
homelessinseattle

Re: Famous players who you’ve heard are Bellends

Posted: Thu Sep 12, 2019 10:26 am
by slick
backrow wrote:
Petros wrote:Matt Dawson
Ah now I’ve met Matt Dawson through work as he has a superfoods health line - I was expecting a bellend of sorts but in fact found him very pleasant and professional. His BBC question of sport twat banter persona was not apparent in any way.
He must have been trying very hard because he is deffo a twat. Punched me on the back of the head when I was having a piss once. One of a few run ins.

Re: Famous players who you’ve heard are Bellends

Posted: Thu Sep 12, 2019 10:26 am
by assfly
backrow wrote:
assfly wrote:Sexton.
Can you elaborate a bit ?
You’ve met him/ your mate met him blah blah ?
Pfft. I prefer my accusations to be based on unsubstantiated hearsay.

Re: Famous players who you’ve heard are Bellends

Posted: Thu Sep 12, 2019 10:28 am
by Gazzamonster
Gavin Hastings - not a bellend as such - but an unmitigated bore and a complete blowhard. Worst 'meet one of your hero's' moments ever.

John Jeffrey - an a*se

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Posted: Thu Sep 12, 2019 10:31 am
by bimboman
BCM.

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Posted: Thu Sep 12, 2019 10:33 am
by backrow
slick wrote:
backrow wrote:
Petros wrote:Matt Dawson
Ah now I’ve met Matt Dawson through work as he has a superfoods health line - I was expecting a bellend of sorts but in fact found him very pleasant and professional. His BBC question of sport twat banter persona was not apparent in any way.
He must have been trying very hard because he is deffo a twat. Punched me on the back of the head when I was having a piss once. One of a few run ins.
You are about a foot taller than him - what was the context of the punch and the piss? And why so many run ins, did he trot out for Amersham 3rds or something ?

Re: Famous players who you’ve heard are Bellends

Posted: Thu Sep 12, 2019 10:33 am
by crash 669
slick wrote:
backrow wrote:
Petros wrote:Matt Dawson
Ah now I’ve met Matt Dawson through work as he has a superfoods health line - I was expecting a bellend of sorts but in fact found him very pleasant and professional. His BBC question of sport twat banter persona was not apparent in any way.
He must have been trying very hard because he is deffo a twat. Punched me on the back of the head when I was having a piss once. One of a few run ins.
I was at school with his cousin and he was a little cunt too, must run in the family.

Sadly Mark Cueto was a bit of a prick when he met Braz. Though Brazil does have that effect on people.

Re: Famous players who you’ve heard are Bellends

Posted: Thu Sep 12, 2019 10:34 am
by danny_fitz
Danny Care and a few of the Quins lads were utter cocks when I crossed paths with them in the pub a few years back. The former took a shine to one of my mates and when she politely declined his advances he took it very personally and proceeded to act the twat towards her and eventually me when I called them out on it. Definite sense of 'do you know who I am' about him.

Re: Famous players who you’ve heard are Bellends

Posted: Thu Sep 12, 2019 10:34 am
by backrow
Gazzamonster wrote:Gavin Hastings - not a bellend as such - but an unmitigated bore and a complete blowhard. Worst 'meet one of your hero's' moments ever.

John Jeffrey - an a*se
Surprised at John jeffrey, not surprised by Hastings - apparently his opening line on EVERY speech he made was ‘will Carling - I hate the bastard !”

Re: Famous players who you’ve heard are Bellends

Posted: Thu Sep 12, 2019 10:35 am
by ManInTheBar
bimboman wrote:BCM.
Please, why?

I don't know the man personally but enjoyed watching him play, enjoy his commentary (which I find honest and perceptive) and, having read his autobiography I was hoping he'd be an interesting individual to knock about with.

If not, then disappointing.

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Posted: Thu Sep 12, 2019 10:36 am
by backrow
Conspicuous wrote:Sean O’Brien pissed on another customer in a pub

Absolute twat :thumbdown:
Was it you ?
;)

Re: Famous players who you’ve heard are Bellends

Posted: Thu Sep 12, 2019 10:37 am
by Average Joe
James Dalton

Re: Famous players who you’ve heard are Bellends

Posted: Thu Sep 12, 2019 10:38 am
by Gazzamonster
backrow wrote:
Gazzamonster wrote:Gavin Hastings - not a bellend as such - but an unmitigated bore and a complete blowhard. Worst 'meet one of your hero's' moments ever.

John Jeffrey - an a*se
Surprised at John jeffrey, not surprised by Hastings - apparently his opening line on EVERY speech he made was ‘will Carling - I hate the bastard !”
I have a feeling that JJ had a bit of an issue with alcohol. Locals were fairly 'that's just the way John is' - I met him about 4 or 5 times and he was fairly drunk every time.

But I worked in a golf club bar so......I guess not the best environment to make a 100% assumption on his character.

Re: Famous players who you’ve heard are Bellends

Posted: Thu Sep 12, 2019 10:39 am
by DragsterDriver
Will Greenwood. I was surprised.

Re: Famous players who you’ve heard are Bellends

Posted: Thu Sep 12, 2019 10:39 am
by Frodder
bimboman wrote:BCM.
Is that when he had a go at your mate Kevin Pietersen?

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Posted: Thu Sep 12, 2019 10:40 am
by backrow
Gazzamonster wrote:
backrow wrote:
Gazzamonster wrote:Gavin Hastings - not a bellend as such - but an unmitigated bore and a complete blowhard. Worst 'meet one of your hero's' moments ever.

John Jeffrey - an a*se
Surprised at John jeffrey, not surprised by Hastings - apparently his opening line on EVERY speech he made was ‘will Carling - I hate the bastard !”
I have a feeling that JJ had a bit of an issue with alcohol. Locals were fairly 'that's just the way John is' - I met him about 4 or 5 times and he was fairly drunk every time.

But I worked in a golf club bar so......I guess not the best environment to make a 100% assumption on his character.
Pfft I find that very hard to beleive, it’s not as if there are any stories of him going on a bender and causing mischief and damage ..

Re: Famous players who you’ve heard are Bellends

Posted: Thu Sep 12, 2019 10:41 am
by bimboman
ManInTheBar wrote:
bimboman wrote:BCM.
Please, why?

I don't know the man personally but enjoyed watching him play, enjoy his commentary (which I find honest and perceptive) and, having read his autobiography I was hoping he'd be an interesting individual to knock about with.

If not, then disappointing.

Been in his company 1/2 dozen or so times. Boorish, rude , threatening etc.

Re: Famous players who you’ve heard are Bellends

Posted: Thu Sep 12, 2019 10:41 am
by slick
backrow wrote:
slick wrote:
backrow wrote:
Petros wrote:Matt Dawson
Ah now I’ve met Matt Dawson through work as he has a superfoods health line - I was expecting a bellend of sorts but in fact found him very pleasant and professional. His BBC question of sport twat banter persona was not apparent in any way.
He must have been trying very hard because he is deffo a twat. Punched me on the back of the head when I was having a piss once. One of a few run ins.
You are about a foot taller than him - what was the context of the punch and the piss? And why so many run ins, did he trot out for Amersham 3rds or something ?
He was the year ahead of me at a local school and an opposing club so I played against him a few times and we played together (him 9, me 10) for county age groups when I moved up to help out a couple of times. This was a county dinner and I was having a piss when he came up behing and punched me, then stood with about 6 guys from his team saying " what are you going to do about it".

Re: Famous players who you’ve heard are Bellends

Posted: Thu Sep 12, 2019 10:43 am
by Diego
Seán O'Brien and Peter O'Mahony are the two I've heard most frequently. SOB more when he's on the piss (lol) tbf, POM is apparently a bit weird and not at all personable.

Re: Famous players who you’ve heard are Bellends

Posted: Thu Sep 12, 2019 10:43 am
by ManInTheBar
bimboman wrote:
ManInTheBar wrote:
bimboman wrote:BCM.
Please, why?

I don't know the man personally but enjoyed watching him play, enjoy his commentary (which I find honest and perceptive) and, having read his autobiography I was hoping he'd be an interesting individual to knock about with.

If not, then disappointing.

Been in his company 1/2 dozen or so times. Boorish, rude , threatening etc.
Thanks. Disappointing as I say. City do's?

Re: Famous players who you’ve heard are Bellends

Posted: Thu Sep 12, 2019 10:44 am
by clementinfrance
Teddy Thomas - RACING 92 and FRA

Shame because he's very gifted.

Re: Famous players who you’ve heard are Bellends

Posted: Thu Sep 12, 2019 10:44 am
by sewa
Danny Cipriani, well actually no I used to expect he would be but one of my mates in Spain was in his class all through school and said he is sound out. He did think Kelly Brooke was a total arsehole though

Re: Famous players who you’ve heard are Bellends

Posted: Thu Sep 12, 2019 10:45 am
by bimboman
City and rugby do’s. First one 20 years ago, last a couple back, he hasn’t matured.

Re: Famous players who you’ve heard are Bellends

Posted: Thu Sep 12, 2019 10:45 am
by Crash_12
Conspicuous wrote:Sean O’Brien pissed on another customer in a pub

Absolute twat :thumbdown:
The icing on the cake, really. Known prick in rugby circles.

Re: Famous players who you’ve heard are Bellends

Posted: Thu Sep 12, 2019 10:46 am
by backrow
slick wrote:
backrow wrote:
slick wrote:
backrow wrote:
Petros wrote:Matt Dawson
Ah now I’ve met Matt Dawson through work as he has a superfoods health line - I was expecting a bellend of sorts but in fact found him very pleasant and professional. His BBC question of sport twat banter persona was not apparent in any way.
He must have been trying very hard because he is deffo a twat. Punched me on the back of the head when I was having a piss once. One of a few run ins.
You are about a foot taller than him - what was the context of the punch and the piss? And why so many run ins, did he trot out for Amersham 3rds or something ?
He was the year ahead of me at a local school and an opposing club so I played against him a few times and we played together (him 9, me 10) for county age groups when I moved up to help out a couple of times. This was a county dinner and I was having a piss when he came up behing and punched me, then stood with about 6 guys from his team saying " what are you going to do about it".
Fairly legit ‘is a bellend’ behaviour :nod:

He was at RGs high Wycombe , a couple of years ahead of me - unsure if I played against him or not but we always lost. And if you played against Maidenhead u17-colts-2nds through 5ths around 91-97 then you may have been lucky enough to play against me :thumbup:

Re: Famous players who you’ve heard are Bellends

Posted: Thu Sep 12, 2019 10:47 am
by danny_fitz
DragsterDriver wrote:Will Greenwood. I was surprised.
Interesting, ee was down my former local years ago on his own watching some game and a few of us came into watch the same match. We all ended up just chatting over the unfolding action on the TV and he was just one of the blokes having the craic. We all knew who he was and did not go all fan boi over him.