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Does anyone remember this classic thread from the good old days? I think Gary was the landlord. Given what’s going on we might need it again if we can’t get to a real one.

Mine’s a Guinness and I’m gonna put a few songs on the old jukebox.

Don’t Stand so Close to Me - The Police
Stayin Alive - BeeGees
Harder to Breath - Maroon 5

For any non drinkers Kiwias is holding an AA meeting upstairs if you’re interested.
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Nobody is eating the bar nuts
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And some bastard has pinched the bog roll from the gents!
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Double brandy and Coke for me.
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I’ll have an ale please.

Now this could be fun. Can we ask the mods to be doormen and bar any anti-social posters from the bar if they kick off?

Also, can you turn over to the rugby please, Gary?
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slick wrote:I’ll have an ale please.

Now this could be fun. Can we ask the mods to be doormen and bar any anti-social posters from the bar if they kick off?

Also, can you turn over to the rugby please, Gary?
Been cancelled. Showing repeats of 'Survivors'
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Our meetings are open to all but please leave your glass outside.

You'll hear our song "Do you Believe in Magic?" by Loving Spoonful
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HKCJ wrote:Does anyone remember this classic thread from the good old days? I think Gary was the landlord. Given what’s going on we might need it again if we can’t get to a real one.

Mine’s a Guinness and I’m gonna put a few songs on the old jukebox.

Don’t Stand so Close to Me - The Police
Stayin Alive - BeeGees
Harder to Breath - Maroon 5

For any non drinkers Kiwias is holding an AA meeting upstairs if you’re interested.
Thought that was on Scrum.com
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What's your craft selection like?
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Can we turn the jukebox off or is there a saloon bar for us real pub goers to sit in surly silence?

If no, I put on Too Drunk to fudge by Dead Kennedys.
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I hope you have both brandy and coke :thumbup:
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Any chance of a lemsip? Can't get it in the stores at the moment.
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Can we call the pub The World's End?
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I want a game of darts and a fight over the pool table.
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Lemoentjie wrote:I hope you have both brandy and coke :thumbup:
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Big Nipper wrote:
Lemoentjie wrote:I hope you have both brandy and coke :thumbup:
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:lol:
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Brandy and Babycham please guv'nor
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A large Ardbeg please. Can I have a larger ashtray as I have this fine Montecristo to smoke.
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Rum and Coke. Bundy, of course.

Who's up for a game of pool? I will fuck you up.
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Please make sure the pub bore is barred.

Mine's a Pineapple Pizza Space Cookie IPA please........
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BillW wrote:I want a game of darts and a fight over the pool table.
I put my dollar on the side of the table first :x
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Lemoentjie wrote:I hope you have both brandy and coke :thumbup:
Call it by its real name: Charge Office Coffee, or GTFO of this pub mate.
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Big Nipper wrote:
Lemoentjie wrote:I hope you have both brandy and coke :thumbup:
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Lime juice and lemonade, choked with ice, please.

And tell those drunken sots to keep their voices down.
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6.Jones wrote:Can we call the pub The World's End?
Etherspoons?
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Yeeb has spewed on someone's back in the pool room.
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Chilli wrote:
Lemoentjie wrote:I hope you have both brandy and coke :thumbup:
Call it by its real name: Charge Office Coffee, or GTFO of this pub mate.
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I'm in if I can set my PS up to one of the spare TV's and you turn a blind eye to me eating these brownies I brought in (there's enough to go around) in return for buying a pint of coke and pack of crisps every 30 mins. :thumbup:
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JB1981 wrote:
BillW wrote:I want a game of darts and a fight over the pool table.
I put my dollar on the side of the table first :x
Any pub that needs more than a 50p piece for the pool table is too expensive.
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Jeff bin in?
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crash 669 wrote:
JB1981 wrote:
BillW wrote:I want a game of darts and a fight over the pool table.
I put my dollar on the side of the table first :x
Any pub that needs more than a 50p piece for the pool table is too expensive.
It’s contactless these days, somewhat suitably...
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Has Bimbo popped in this morning yet? I want to discuss Brexit, virology and epidemiology with someone knowledgeable...over a thick rum and coke.
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Pint of Bass and 1/2 lager and lime for Zappaman. .

Breathe by Pink Floyd on the jukebox please..
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Pub quiz anyone?
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Gwenno wrote:
slick wrote:I’ll have an ale please.

Now this could be fun. Can we ask the mods to be doormen and bar any anti-social posters from the bar if they kick off?

Also, can you turn over to the rugby please, Gary?
Been cancelled. Showing repeats of 'Survivors'
Shirely we can just watch a selection of the greatest games.

Scotland v England 1990 first, in fact just put it on a loop please barman.

Pint of Innes & Gunn with a Highland Park 18 on the side and get one for yourself.
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sorCrer wrote:Has Bimbo popped in this morning yet? I want to discuss Brexit, virology and epidemiology with someone knowledgeable...over a thick rum and coke.

I’ll have a lime and soda, sorry virology and epidemics aren’t anything I know much about, there’s some amazing guys in Ireland for you though. Get in early Though, I assume they’re all tontoed by 1pm.
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crash 669 wrote:
JB1981 wrote:
BillW wrote:I want a game of darts and a fight over the pool table.
I put my dollar on the side of the table first :x
Any pub that needs more than a 50p piece for the pool table is too expensive.
Too many weights, not enough exchange work...
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inactionman wrote:Pub quiz anyone?
I'm in. What's the team name, any objections to Quizlamic Extremists?
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inactionman wrote:Pub quiz anyone?
I have asked Globby to be on my team, you c*nts are toast.
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Anyone fancy a game of scrabble?

Mine’s an ale
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