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Re: The PR fantasy pub

Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 9:14 am
by Keith
Frodder wrote:
Frodder wrote:My first dry night yesterday. I may go for a 2nd tonight
Didn't make it
Change the sheets

Re: The PR fantasy pub

Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 11:43 am
by colonel
Pint of Omnium and some scampi fries please


Anyone fancy a game of darts?


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Re: The PR fantasy pub

Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 12:00 pm
by crash 669
Double 20
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Re: The PR fantasy pub

Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 12:02 pm
by Kiwias
happyhooker wrote:
Frodder wrote:My first dry night yesterday. I may go for a 2nd tonight
Woah. I didn't drink yesterday either, but there's no need to get silly about this.
Once he enters the dry room upstairs, that is the last you will ever seen of him :twisted:

Re: The PR fantasy pub

Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 12:18 pm
by backrow
Kiwias wrote:
happyhooker wrote:
Frodder wrote:My first dry night yesterday. I may go for a 2nd tonight
Woah. I didn't drink yesterday either, but there's no need to get silly about this.
Once he enters the dry room upstairs, that is the last you will ever seen of him :twisted:
Is this pub in Oundle then ?

Re: The PR fantasy pub

Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 12:22 pm
by Kiwias
backrow wrote:
Kiwias wrote:
happyhooker wrote:
Frodder wrote:My first dry night yesterday. I may go for a 2nd tonight
Woah. I didn't drink yesterday either, but there's no need to get silly about this.
Once he enters the dry room upstairs, that is the last you will ever seen of him :twisted:
Is this pub in Oundle then ?
THe shute in the corner goes straight to the edge of the patio and some old codger is often seen wandering around talking to anyone he can see. Last time I saw him, he had a shovel in his hand.

Re: The PR fantasy pub

Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 12:24 pm
by crash 669
Kiwias wrote:
backrow wrote:
Kiwias wrote:
happyhooker wrote:
Frodder wrote:My first dry night yesterday. I may go for a 2nd tonight
Woah. I didn't drink yesterday either, but there's no need to get silly about this.
Once he enters the dry room upstairs, that is the last you will ever seen of him :twisted:
Is this pub in Oundle then ?
THe shute in the corner goes straight to the edge of the patio and some old codger is often seen wandering around talking to anyone he can see. Last time I saw him, he had a shovel in his hand.
Was it a festool though?

Re: The PR fantasy pub

Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 1:30 pm
by SaintK
Kiwias wrote:
backrow wrote:
Kiwias wrote:
happyhooker wrote:
Frodder wrote:My first dry night yesterday. I may go for a 2nd tonight
Woah. I didn't drink yesterday either, but there's no need to get silly about this.
Once he enters the dry room upstairs, that is the last you will ever seen of him :twisted:
Is this pub in Oundle then ?
THe shute in the corner goes straight to the edge of the patio and some old codger is often seen wandering around talking to anyone he can see. Last time I saw him, he had a shovel in his hand.
Like all pub bores!!!

Re: The PR fantasy pub

Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 4:42 pm
by colonel
20

treble 5

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Re: The PR fantasy pub

Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 4:44 pm
by colonel
I'll get one in while you're throwing

Im getting a Golden Pippin, what are you on?

Re: The PR fantasy pub

Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:53 pm
by crash 669
colonel wrote:I'll get one in while you're throwing

Im getting a Golden Pippin, what are you on?
If he's change the barrel I'll have an UBU, that last one was rough.

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Re: The PR fantasy pub

Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:55 pm
by Keith
Bugger me, lads, it's darts not chess. A bit of pace wouldn't hurt.

Re: The PR fantasy pub

Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 6:03 pm
by crash 669
Keith wrote:Bugger me, lads, it's darts not chess. A bit of pace wouldn't hurt.
And a dart in Keith's shoulder with my next throw.

Re: The PR fantasy pub

Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 6:07 pm
by BlackMac
colonel wrote:
happyhooker wrote:
crash 669 wrote:
SaintK wrote:
backrow wrote:just recalled one thing I miss from pubs, and that is a pinball machine or a Fussball. When off my tits I could never manage a video game, but table footy or pinball was Ninja-time and helped burn off getting too wankered.
Plus you could get Laydeez to join in and look at their bum / down their bangers whilst they jiggled around. :D
Oh do f uck off. It's a pub not an amusement arcade :P
Shove-ha'penny, cribbage, darts and maybe bar billiards
I only know of one pub with a bar billiards table these days. You rarely even see pool tables or darts boards anymore. Which is a shame, I used to love a lock in, playing darts all night and getting hustled by the ancient alcoholic at the bar.
Those were the days crash. Hope I didn't take too much money off you.

There's a very decent pub near me that got renovated last year, but fortunately they kept the bar billiards table. Pool tables just take up too much floor space nowadays, especially in food rather than wet lead pubs.

when this is all over I fancy a few in The Sheep Heid Inn and their skittle alley

Up in Crash's neck of the woods

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It's generally full of tossers.

Re: The PR fantasy pub

Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 6:10 pm
by Keith
crash 669 wrote:
Keith wrote:Bugger me, lads, it's darts not chess. A bit of pace wouldn't hurt.
And a dart in Keith's shoulder with my next throw.
Looking at your scoring, you'd hit either my ankle or that fat bird stood at the bar

Re: The PR fantasy pub

Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 6:50 pm
by SaintK
Keith wrote:
crash 669 wrote:
Keith wrote:Bugger me, lads, it's darts not chess. A bit of pace wouldn't hurt.
And a dart in Keith's shoulder with my next throw.
Looking at your scoring, you'd hit either my ankle or that fat bird stood at the bar
:lol: :lol:

Re: The PR fantasy pub

Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 7:44 pm
by happyhooker
Keith wrote:
crash 669 wrote:
Keith wrote:Bugger me, lads, it's darts not chess. A bit of pace wouldn't hurt.
And a dart in Keith's shoulder with my next throw.
Looking at your scoring, you'd hit either my ankle or that fat bird stood at the bar
That's mullet you fool

Re: The PR fantasy pub

Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 7:51 pm
by message #2527204
Keith wrote:
crash 669 wrote:
Keith wrote:Bugger me, lads, it's darts not chess. A bit of pace wouldn't hurt.
And a dart in Keith's shoulder with my next throw.
Looking at your scoring, you'd hit either my ankle or that fat bird stood at the bar
Have you seen her mate though?
**Buys the wingman Welshman a beer and points him at the big boned gal

Re: The PR fantasy pub

Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 7:56 pm
by Keith
happyhooker wrote:
Keith wrote:
crash 669 wrote:
Keith wrote:Bugger me, lads, it's darts not chess. A bit of pace wouldn't hurt.
And a dart in Keith's shoulder with my next throw.
Looking at your scoring, you'd hit either my ankle or that fat bird stood at the bar
That's mullet you fool
Fair enough, legitimate target, that

Re: The PR fantasy pub

Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 8:48 pm
by crash 669
message #2527204 wrote:
Keith wrote:
crash 669 wrote:
Keith wrote:Bugger me, lads, it's darts not chess. A bit of pace wouldn't hurt.
And a dart in Keith's shoulder with my next throw.
Looking at your scoring, you'd hit either my ankle or that fat bird stood at the bar
Have you seen her mate though?
**Buys the wingman Welshman a beer and points him at the big boned gal
She's prime marriage material in the valleys, plenty of warmth to see you through the long, dark nights.

Gary, line up the shots, down one for a double, a double for a treble.

Re: The PR fantasy pub

Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 10:10 pm
by TB63
Just remember, the only place you can pay for sex with chips is Las Vegas..











And Merthyr Tydfil. ...

Re: The PR fantasy pub

Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 10:12 pm
by colonel
Gary! An Ubu and a golden pippin please

And a bag of brannigans

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Bounces off the wire

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* downs double scotch *

Re: The PR fantasy pub

Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 10:28 pm
by crash 669
Miss the board
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Double stoly thank you Gary.

Oi, globus, colonel said he wanted to hear about how you invented the graphics card! Well put the shovel down and come in here then!

Re: The PR fantasy pub

Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2020 12:19 am
by Hong Kong
Will you pricks be careful with those fucking arrows???!! FFS!!! How can a man enjoy a pint of Watson’s with all that noise!!

Tsk! SMH! Youth of today

Re: The PR fantasy pub

Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2020 6:54 am
by colonel
Leeds pale, an Ubu and some mini cheddars

2 tequila slammers as well please


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Re: The PR fantasy pub

Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2020 8:37 am
by crash 669
Outer bull
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Wait, was I just throwing at the mirror?

Re: The PR fantasy pub

Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2020 9:32 am
by colonel
2 Snakebites and 2 sambucas please Gerry..



is it my go?


AND...and...gerry, are there any scotch eggs left?


miss

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Re: The PR fantasy pub

Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2020 9:53 am
by crash 669
Actually are there any pickled eggs? After a week in here I need some firming up.

And have you got any of that Serbian stuff left Gary? You know, the stuff we smuggled through customs that time, sent that fella blind for a bit. Aye, two shots of that ta.

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Re: The PR fantasy pub

Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2020 10:01 am
by Keith
Lads, Gary appears to have snuffed it. He's slumped over a crate of Babycham in the corner

Re: The PR fantasy pub

Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2020 10:12 am
by Frodder
Got on scales today. Some pretty hefty numbers

Re: The PR fantasy pub

Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2020 10:14 am
by colonel
Keith wrote:Lads, Gary appears to have snuffed it. He's slumped over a crate of Babycham in the corner

GARY!! GARY!! Fight it Gary, dont head into the light! Wheres the key to the cellar?

Re: The PR fantasy pub

Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2020 10:16 am
by crash 669
Keith wrote:Lads, Gary appears to have snuffed it. He's slumped over a crate of Babycham in the corner
I've seen this before, he's been at the wood polish again. Don't worry once the rigor mortis eases off he'll be back.

Someone get upstairs and see if his daughter's about. She looks a bit funny, but she knows how to pull a pint.

Re: The PR fantasy pub

Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2020 10:19 am
by colonel
Bev, Gary is a lost cause, its all on you now love

3 white russians, some haribo and a quiche please


Also, someones pissed behind the fruit machine


outer bull

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Re: The PR fantasy pub

Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2020 10:23 am
by crash 669
white russian, good shout. I'll have one, a pint of mild and a pickled egg in salt and vinegar crisps. And I know you can't reach the spirits, that's what the stool's for ffs.

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Re: The PR fantasy pub

Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2020 10:31 am
by frillage
crash 669 wrote:white russian, good shout. I'll have one, a pint of mild and a pickled egg in salt and vinegar crisps. And I know you can't reach the spirits, that's what the stool's for ffs.

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She’s 7, give her a break.

Re: The PR fantasy pub

Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2020 10:32 am
by happyhooker
Ffs you lot started early. It's only Wednesday you know.

Re: The PR fantasy pub

Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2020 10:33 am
by crash 669
frillage wrote:
crash 669 wrote:white russian, good shout. I'll have one, a pint of mild and a pickled egg in salt and vinegar crisps. And I know you can't reach the spirits, that's what the stool's for ffs.

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She’s 7, give her a break.
It's not like this is her first shift. I see why Gary docks her pay.

Re: The PR fantasy pub

Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2020 10:35 am
by crash 669
happyhooker wrote:Ffs you lot started early. It's only Wednesday you know.
Wait, Wednesday? I thought it as Sunday!

Re: The PR fantasy pub

Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2020 10:47 am
by backrow
crash 669 wrote:
happyhooker wrote:Ffs you lot started early. It's only Wednesday you know.
Wait, Wednesday? I thought it as Sunday!
It’s been a fortnight of Sunday’s, only with less sport

Re: The PR fantasy pub

Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2020 10:48 am
by TB63
Windy? Who said it's windy out?..