Re: The PR fantasy pub
Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 9:14 am
Change the sheetsFrodder wrote:Didn't make itFrodder wrote:My first dry night yesterday. I may go for a 2nd tonight
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Change the sheetsFrodder wrote:Didn't make itFrodder wrote:My first dry night yesterday. I may go for a 2nd tonight
Once he enters the dry room upstairs, that is the last you will ever seen of himhappyhooker wrote:Woah. I didn't drink yesterday either, but there's no need to get silly about this.Frodder wrote:My first dry night yesterday. I may go for a 2nd tonight
Is this pub in Oundle then ?Kiwias wrote:Once he enters the dry room upstairs, that is the last you will ever seen of himhappyhooker wrote:Woah. I didn't drink yesterday either, but there's no need to get silly about this.Frodder wrote:My first dry night yesterday. I may go for a 2nd tonight
THe shute in the corner goes straight to the edge of the patio and some old codger is often seen wandering around talking to anyone he can see. Last time I saw him, he had a shovel in his hand.backrow wrote:Is this pub in Oundle then ?Kiwias wrote:Once he enters the dry room upstairs, that is the last you will ever seen of himhappyhooker wrote:Woah. I didn't drink yesterday either, but there's no need to get silly about this.Frodder wrote:My first dry night yesterday. I may go for a 2nd tonight
Was it a festool though?Kiwias wrote:THe shute in the corner goes straight to the edge of the patio and some old codger is often seen wandering around talking to anyone he can see. Last time I saw him, he had a shovel in his hand.backrow wrote:Is this pub in Oundle then ?Kiwias wrote:Once he enters the dry room upstairs, that is the last you will ever seen of himhappyhooker wrote:Woah. I didn't drink yesterday either, but there's no need to get silly about this.Frodder wrote:My first dry night yesterday. I may go for a 2nd tonight
Like all pub bores!!!Kiwias wrote:THe shute in the corner goes straight to the edge of the patio and some old codger is often seen wandering around talking to anyone he can see. Last time I saw him, he had a shovel in his hand.backrow wrote:Is this pub in Oundle then ?Kiwias wrote:Once he enters the dry room upstairs, that is the last you will ever seen of himhappyhooker wrote:Woah. I didn't drink yesterday either, but there's no need to get silly about this.Frodder wrote:My first dry night yesterday. I may go for a 2nd tonight
If he's change the barrel I'll have an UBU, that last one was rough.colonel wrote:I'll get one in while you're throwing
Im getting a Golden Pippin, what are you on?
And a dart in Keith's shoulder with my next throw.Keith wrote:Bugger me, lads, it's darts not chess. A bit of pace wouldn't hurt.
colonel wrote:happyhooker wrote:Those were the days crash. Hope I didn't take too much money off you.crash 669 wrote:I only know of one pub with a bar billiards table these days. You rarely even see pool tables or darts boards anymore. Which is a shame, I used to love a lock in, playing darts all night and getting hustled by the ancient alcoholic at the bar.SaintK wrote:Oh do f uck off. It's a pub not an amusement arcadebackrow wrote:just recalled one thing I miss from pubs, and that is a pinball machine or a Fussball. When off my tits I could never manage a video game, but table footy or pinball was Ninja-time and helped burn off getting too wankered.
Plus you could get Laydeez to join in and look at their bum / down their bangers whilst they jiggled around.
Shove-ha'penny, cribbage, darts and maybe bar billiards
There's a very decent pub near me that got renovated last year, but fortunately they kept the bar billiards table. Pool tables just take up too much floor space nowadays, especially in food rather than wet lead pubs.
when this is all over I fancy a few in The Sheep Heid Inn and their skittle alley
Up in Crash's neck of the woods
Looking at your scoring, you'd hit either my ankle or that fat bird stood at the barcrash 669 wrote:And a dart in Keith's shoulder with my next throw.Keith wrote:Bugger me, lads, it's darts not chess. A bit of pace wouldn't hurt.
Keith wrote:Looking at your scoring, you'd hit either my ankle or that fat bird stood at the barcrash 669 wrote:And a dart in Keith's shoulder with my next throw.Keith wrote:Bugger me, lads, it's darts not chess. A bit of pace wouldn't hurt.
That's mullet you foolKeith wrote:Looking at your scoring, you'd hit either my ankle or that fat bird stood at the barcrash 669 wrote:And a dart in Keith's shoulder with my next throw.Keith wrote:Bugger me, lads, it's darts not chess. A bit of pace wouldn't hurt.
Have you seen her mate though?Keith wrote:Looking at your scoring, you'd hit either my ankle or that fat bird stood at the barcrash 669 wrote:And a dart in Keith's shoulder with my next throw.Keith wrote:Bugger me, lads, it's darts not chess. A bit of pace wouldn't hurt.
Fair enough, legitimate target, thathappyhooker wrote:That's mullet you foolKeith wrote:Looking at your scoring, you'd hit either my ankle or that fat bird stood at the barcrash 669 wrote:And a dart in Keith's shoulder with my next throw.Keith wrote:Bugger me, lads, it's darts not chess. A bit of pace wouldn't hurt.
She's prime marriage material in the valleys, plenty of warmth to see you through the long, dark nights.message #2527204 wrote:Have you seen her mate though?Keith wrote:Looking at your scoring, you'd hit either my ankle or that fat bird stood at the barcrash 669 wrote:And a dart in Keith's shoulder with my next throw.Keith wrote:Bugger me, lads, it's darts not chess. A bit of pace wouldn't hurt.
**Buys the wingman Welshman a beer and points him at the big boned gal
Keith wrote:Lads, Gary appears to have snuffed it. He's slumped over a crate of Babycham in the corner
I've seen this before, he's been at the wood polish again. Don't worry once the rigor mortis eases off he'll be back.Keith wrote:Lads, Gary appears to have snuffed it. He's slumped over a crate of Babycham in the corner
She’s 7, give her a break.crash 669 wrote:white russian, good shout. I'll have one, a pint of mild and a pickled egg in salt and vinegar crisps. And I know you can't reach the spirits, that's what the stool's for ffs.
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It's not like this is her first shift. I see why Gary docks her pay.frillage wrote:She’s 7, give her a break.crash 669 wrote:white russian, good shout. I'll have one, a pint of mild and a pickled egg in salt and vinegar crisps. And I know you can't reach the spirits, that's what the stool's for ffs.
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Wait, Wednesday? I thought it as Sunday!happyhooker wrote:Ffs you lot started early. It's only Wednesday you know.
It’s been a fortnight of Sunday’s, only with less sportcrash 669 wrote:Wait, Wednesday? I thought it as Sunday!happyhooker wrote:Ffs you lot started early. It's only Wednesday you know.