
Prince Philip goooooonnneeeee... again
Prince Philip goooooonnneeeee... again
Rumours spreading the ol' bastard has met his maker and popped his clogs. Wouldn't rule out him making a miraculous recovery. He's had so many resurrections that him being the second coming of Jesus has crossed my mind.


- Mog The Almighty
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What are you talking about? He looks great.
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If Prince Philip were to die there would be a formal announcement from the palace it wouldn’t be announced on Twatter FFS
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He once looked like Matt Smith and now he looks like Palpatine.
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Mog The Almighty wrote:What are you talking about? He looks great.

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What a legend: the nation’s favourite, crazy, racist uncle.
Vale Phil the Greek.
Vale Phil the Greek.
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Honestly the mummies they dig up in egypt look more alive than this guy.Derwyn wrote:Rumours spreading the ol' bastard has met his maker and popped his clogs. Wouldn't rule out him making a miraculous recovery. He's had so many resurrections that him being the second coming of Jesus has crossed my mind.
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So Charlie Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Glucksburg will be the senior British male royal ?
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When not if unfortunately Openside. He may still look like an Adonis but the man is no god, no matter how much those Solomon Island guys think so.Openside wrote:If Prince Philip were to die there would be a formal announcement from the palace it wouldn’t be announced on Twatter FFS
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He looks like a character out of the Strain
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JB1981 wrote:When not if unfortunately Openside. He may still look like an Adonis but the man is no god, no matter how much those Solomon Island guys think so.Openside wrote:If Prince Philip were to die there would be a formal announcement from the palace it wouldn’t be announced on Twatter FFS
Spoiler: show
Doesn't change the fact that the Beeb will beat everyone to the punch
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Tbf though, if I looked like that at 197 years old, I'd be pretty happy with my lot.jambanja wrote:He looks like a character out of the Strain
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He looks good for 98. Most of us won't make 98.
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Not me, I'd be pissed off. Though, if you offered me 197 now I'd certainly take it. Though, to be fair, I thought even Philip was somewhat younger than that.LandOTurk wrote:Tbf though, if I looked like that at 197 years old, I'd be pretty happy with my lot.jambanja wrote:He looks like a character out of the Strain
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Feel sorry for Queenie really
Joking aside he has obviously been her pillar for her whole reign and he is due to cark it.
No wonder she is moving away from stuff.
It will hit her hard when it happens and she will probably not take that much longer.
Joking aside he has obviously been her pillar for her whole reign and he is due to cark it.
No wonder she is moving away from stuff.
It will hit her hard when it happens and she will probably not take that much longer.
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Mog The Almighty wrote:What are you talking about? He looks great.


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Nah not really. Old people generally take deaths better than young people.Dark wrote:Feel sorry for Queenie really
Joking aside he has obviously been her pillar for her whole reign and he is due to cark it.
No wonder she is moving away from stuff.
It will hit her hard when it happens and she will probably not take that much longer.
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True Blue wrote:Honestly the mummies they dig up in egypt look more alive than this guy.Derwyn wrote:Rumours spreading the ol' bastard has met his maker and popped his clogs. Wouldn't rule out him making a miraculous recovery. He's had so many resurrections that him being the second coming of Jesus has crossed my mind.
Spoiler: show

Betty, I told you that the Yellow Peril would be the end of us!
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Well he did have a bit to say about Oriental eating habits.crash 669 wrote:True Blue wrote:Honestly the mummies they dig up in egypt look more alive than this guy.Derwyn wrote:Rumours spreading the ol' bastard has met his maker and popped his clogs. Wouldn't rule out him making a miraculous recovery. He's had so many resurrections that him being the second coming of Jesus has crossed my mind.
Spoiler: show
Betty, I told you that the Yellow Peril would be the end of us!
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crash 669 wrote:True Blue wrote:Honestly the mummies they dig up in egypt look more alive than this guy.Derwyn wrote:Rumours spreading the ol' bastard has met his maker and popped his clogs. Wouldn't rule out him making a miraculous recovery. He's had so many resurrections that him being the second coming of Jesus has crossed my mind.
Spoiler: show
Betty, I told you that the Yellow Peril would be the end of us!



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How often are the lizard people required by H&S to replace their human skinsuits?
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I thought Prince Phillip did a great acting job in the Underworld movies. He was so modest about it too.


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Come on man, we need the ventilator!
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That's craft beer for you.Derwyn wrote:Rumours spreading the ol' bastard has met his maker and popped his clogs. Wouldn't rule out him making a miraculous recovery. He's had so many resurrections that him being the second coming of Jesus has crossed my mind.
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A mate is currently in NZ craft beering himself into a relatively early grave. Cúnt!!BillW wrote:That's craft beer for you.Derwyn wrote:Rumours spreading the ol' bastard has met his maker and popped his clogs. Wouldn't rule out him making a miraculous recovery. He's had so many resurrections that him being the second coming of Jesus has crossed my mind.
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Be hilarious if true. State funeral with one attendee.


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You have a strange sense of humour dont youTorquemada 1420 wrote:Be hilarious if true. State funeral with one attendee.
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I heard this yesterday from a semi reputable source.
I know a guy who knows a guy who works for ITV news. I know that sounds tenuous, because it is, but I think he might actually be gone.
I know a guy who knows a guy who works for ITV news. I know that sounds tenuous, because it is, but I think he might actually be gone.
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I'm soldNew guy wrote:I heard this yesterday from a semi reputable source.
I know a guy who knows a guy who works for ITV news. I know that sounds tenuous, because it is, but I think he might actually be gone.
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I heard this third hand via someone in Sadiq Khan's office... although God knows why he'd need to know.
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So 'Operation Queen Mum' is in full swingNew guy wrote:I heard this yesterday from a semi reputable source.
I know a guy who knows a guy who works for ITV news. I know that sounds tenuous, because it is, but I think he might actually be gone.
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On further reflection I've decided it's probably all bollocks.danny_fitz wrote:So 'Operation Queen Mum' is in full swingNew guy wrote:I heard this yesterday from a semi reputable source.
I know a guy who knows a guy who works for ITV news. I know that sounds tenuous, because it is, but I think he might actually be gone.
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Makes sense to keep it under wraps for now - it's not exactly a good time for a state funeral, is it? A small, private burial/cremation affair would be much more dignified than a public fiasco at the moment.
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He;s just been seen heading to Windsor castle by helicopter to self isolate along with Liz
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Was he piloting it?Saint wrote:He;s just been seen heading to Windsor castle by helicopter to self isolate along with Liz
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Saint wrote:He;s just been seen heading to Windsor castle by helicopter to self isolate along with Liz
Christ, he was dangerous enough in his range rover.
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Weekend at Bernie's?Saint wrote:He;s just been seen heading to Windsor castle by helicopter to self isolate along with Liz