Prince Philip goooooonnneeeee... again

Derwyn · Post by **Derwyn** » Thu Mar 19, 2020 12:50 am

Rumours spreading the ol' bastard has met his maker and popped his clogs. Wouldn't rule out him making a miraculous recovery. He's had so many resurrections that him being the second coming of Jesus has crossed my mind.

Mog The Almighty · Post by **Mog The Almighty** » Thu Mar 19, 2020 12:51 am

What are you talking about? He looks great.

Openside · Post by **Openside** » Thu Mar 19, 2020 12:58 am

If Prince Philip were to die there would be a formal announcement from the palace it wouldn’t be announced on Twatter FFS

Olddantucker · Post by **Olddantucker** » Thu Mar 19, 2020 12:59 am

He once looked like Matt Smith and now he looks like Palpatine.

Zakar · Post by **Zakar** » Thu Mar 19, 2020 1:09 am

Mog The Almighty wrote:What are you talking about? He looks great.

Short Man Syndrome · Post by **Short Man Syndrome** » Thu Mar 19, 2020 1:14 am

What a legend: the nation’s favourite, crazy, racist uncle.

Vale Phil the Greek.

True Blue · Post by **True Blue** » Thu Mar 19, 2020 1:17 am

Derwyn wrote:Rumours spreading the ol' bastard has met his maker and popped his clogs. Wouldn't rule out him making a miraculous recovery. He's had so many resurrections that him being the second coming of Jesus has crossed my mind.

Honestly the mummies they dig up in egypt look more alive than this guy.

camroc1 · Post by **camroc1** » Thu Mar 19, 2020 1:20 am

So Charlie Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Glucksburg will be the senior British male royal ?

JB1981 · Post by **JB1981** » Thu Mar 19, 2020 1:32 am

Openside wrote:If Prince Philip were to die there would be a formal announcement from the palace it wouldn’t be announced on Twatter FFS

When not if unfortunately Openside. He may still look like an Adonis but the man is no god, no matter how much those Solomon Island guys think so.

Spoiler: show

jambanja · Post by **jambanja** » Thu Mar 19, 2020 1:33 am

He looks like a character out of the Strain

Saint · Post by **Saint** » Thu Mar 19, 2020 1:35 am

JB1981 wrote:
Openside wrote:If Prince Philip were to die there would be a formal announcement from the palace it wouldn’t be announced on Twatter FFS
When not if unfortunately Openside. He may still look like an Adonis but the man is no god, no matter how much those Solomon Island guys think so.

Spoiler: show

Doesn't change the fact that the Beeb will beat everyone to the punch

LandOTurk · Post by **LandOTurk** » Thu Mar 19, 2020 5:36 am

jambanja wrote:He looks like a character out of the Strain

Tbf though, if I looked like that at 197 years old, I'd be pretty happy with my lot.

CrazyIslander · Post by **CrazyIslander** » Thu Mar 19, 2020 6:00 am

He looks good for 98. Most of us won't make 98.

koroke hangareka · Post by **koroke hangareka** » Thu Mar 19, 2020 7:48 am

LandOTurk wrote:
jambanja wrote:He looks like a character out of the Strain
Tbf though, if I looked like that at 197 years old, I'd be pretty happy with my lot.

Not me, I'd be pissed off. Though, if you offered me 197 now I'd certainly take it. Though, to be fair, I thought even Philip was somewhat younger than that.

danny_fitz · Post by **danny_fitz** » Thu Mar 19, 2020 10:04 am

Frodder · Post by **Frodder** » Thu Mar 19, 2020 10:07 am

Highest profile virus victim

Dark · Post by **Dark** » Thu Mar 19, 2020 10:10 am

Feel sorry for Queenie really

Joking aside he has obviously been her pillar for her whole reign and he is due to cark it.

No wonder she is moving away from stuff.

It will hit her hard when it happens and she will probably not take that much longer.

The Sun God · Post by **The Sun God** » Thu Mar 19, 2020 10:27 am

Mog The Almighty wrote:What are you talking about? He looks great.

CrazyIslander · Post by **CrazyIslander** » Thu Mar 19, 2020 10:31 am

Dark wrote:Feel sorry for Queenie really

Joking aside he has obviously been her pillar for her whole reign and he is due to cark it.

No wonder she is moving away from stuff.

It will hit her hard when it happens and she will probably not take that much longer.

Nah not really. Old people generally take deaths better than young people.

crash 669 · Post by **crash 669** » Thu Mar 19, 2020 10:37 am

True Blue wrote:
Derwyn wrote:Rumours spreading the ol' bastard has met his maker and popped his clogs. Wouldn't rule out him making a miraculous recovery. He's had so many resurrections that him being the second coming of Jesus has crossed my mind.

Spoiler: show
Honestly the mummies they dig up in egypt look more alive than this guy.

Betty, I told you that the Yellow Peril would be the end of us!

BillW · Post by **BillW** » Thu Mar 19, 2020 10:59 am

crash 669 wrote:
True Blue wrote:
Derwyn wrote:Rumours spreading the ol' bastard has met his maker and popped his clogs. Wouldn't rule out him making a miraculous recovery. He's had so many resurrections that him being the second coming of Jesus has crossed my mind.

Spoiler: show
Honestly the mummies they dig up in egypt look more alive than this guy.

Betty, I told you that the Yellow Peril would be the end of us!

Well he did have a bit to say about Oriental eating habits.

MungoMan · Post by **MungoMan** » Thu Mar 19, 2020 11:05 am

crash 669 wrote:
True Blue wrote:
Derwyn wrote:Rumours spreading the ol' bastard has met his maker and popped his clogs. Wouldn't rule out him making a miraculous recovery. He's had so many resurrections that him being the second coming of Jesus has crossed my mind.

Spoiler: show
Honestly the mummies they dig up in egypt look more alive than this guy.

Betty, I told you that the Yellow Peril would be the end of us!

Zakar · Post by **Zakar** » Thu Mar 19, 2020 11:05 am

How often are the lizard people required by H&S to replace their human skinsuits?

Tehui · Post by **Tehui** » Thu Mar 19, 2020 11:14 am

I thought Prince Phillip did a great acting job in the Underworld movies. He was so modest about it too.

Gwenno · Post by **Gwenno** » Thu Mar 19, 2020 11:17 am

Come on man, we need the ventilator!

BillW · Post by **BillW** » Thu Mar 19, 2020 11:21 am

Derwyn wrote:Rumours spreading the ol' bastard has met his maker and popped his clogs. Wouldn't rule out him making a miraculous recovery. He's had so many resurrections that him being the second coming of Jesus has crossed my mind.

That's craft beer for you.

MungoMan · Post by **MungoMan** » Thu Mar 19, 2020 11:41 am

BillW wrote:
Derwyn wrote:Rumours spreading the ol' bastard has met his maker and popped his clogs. Wouldn't rule out him making a miraculous recovery. He's had so many resurrections that him being the second coming of Jesus has crossed my mind.

That's craft beer for you.

A mate is currently in NZ craft beering himself into a relatively early grave. Cúnt!!

Torquemada 1420 · Post by **Torquemada 1420** » Thu Mar 19, 2020 12:19 pm

Be hilarious if true. State funeral with one attendee.

Winnie · Post by **Winnie** » Thu Mar 19, 2020 12:25 pm

Torquemada 1420 wrote:Be hilarious if true. State funeral with one attendee.

You have a strange sense of humour dont you

New guy · Post by **New guy** » Thu Mar 19, 2020 12:28 pm

I heard this yesterday from a semi reputable source.

I know a guy who knows a guy who works for ITV news. I know that sounds tenuous, because it is, but I think he might actually be gone.

6.Jones · Post by **6.Jones** » Thu Mar 19, 2020 12:30 pm

Frodder · Post by **Frodder** » Thu Mar 19, 2020 12:37 pm

New guy wrote:I heard this yesterday from a semi reputable source.

I know a guy who knows a guy who works for ITV news. I know that sounds tenuous, because it is, but I think he might actually be gone.

I'm sold

Double · Post by **Double** » Thu Mar 19, 2020 2:15 pm

I heard this third hand via someone in Sadiq Khan's office... although God knows why he'd need to know.

danny_fitz · Post by **danny_fitz** » Thu Mar 19, 2020 2:23 pm

New guy wrote:I heard this yesterday from a semi reputable source.

I know a guy who knows a guy who works for ITV news. I know that sounds tenuous, because it is, but I think he might actually be gone.

So 'Operation Queen Mum' is in full swing

Double · Post by **Double** » Thu Mar 19, 2020 2:25 pm

danny_fitz wrote:
New guy wrote:I heard this yesterday from a semi reputable source.

I know a guy who knows a guy who works for ITV news. I know that sounds tenuous, because it is, but I think he might actually be gone.
So 'Operation Queen Mum' is in full swing

On further reflection I've decided it's probably all bollocks.

Short Man Syndrome · Post by **Short Man Syndrome** » Thu Mar 19, 2020 2:28 pm

Makes sense to keep it under wraps for now - it's not exactly a good time for a state funeral, is it? A small, private burial/cremation affair would be much more dignified than a public fiasco at the moment.

Saint · Post by **Saint** » Thu Mar 19, 2020 2:51 pm

He;s just been seen heading to Windsor castle by helicopter to self isolate along with Liz

Mr Mike · Post by **Mr Mike** » Thu Mar 19, 2020 2:52 pm

Saint wrote:He;s just been seen heading to Windsor castle by helicopter to self isolate along with Liz

Was he piloting it?

Druid · Post by **Druid** » Thu Mar 19, 2020 2:54 pm

Saint wrote:He;s just been seen heading to Windsor castle by helicopter to self isolate along with Liz

Christ, he was dangerous enough in his range rover.

Double · Post by **Double** » Thu Mar 19, 2020 2:58 pm

Saint wrote:He;s just been seen heading to Windsor castle by helicopter to self isolate along with Liz

Weekend at Bernie's?