Prince Philip goooooonnneeeee... again

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Rumours spreading the ol' bastard has met his maker and popped his clogs. Wouldn't rule out him making a miraculous recovery. He's had so many resurrections that him being the second coming of Jesus has crossed my mind.

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What are you talking about? He looks great.
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If Prince Philip were to die there would be a formal announcement from the palace it wouldn’t be announced on Twatter FFS
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He once looked like Matt Smith and now he looks like Palpatine.
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Mog The Almighty wrote:What are you talking about? He looks great.
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What a legend: the nation’s favourite, crazy, racist uncle.

Vale Phil the Greek.
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Derwyn wrote:Rumours spreading the ol' bastard has met his maker and popped his clogs. Wouldn't rule out him making a miraculous recovery. He's had so many resurrections that him being the second coming of Jesus has crossed my mind.

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Honestly the mummies they dig up in egypt look more alive than this guy.
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So Charlie Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Glucksburg will be the senior British male royal ?
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Openside wrote:If Prince Philip were to die there would be a formal announcement from the palace it wouldn’t be announced on Twatter FFS
When not if unfortunately Openside. He may still look like an Adonis but the man is no god, no matter how much those Solomon Island guys think so.
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He looks like a character out of the Strain
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JB1981 wrote:
Openside wrote:If Prince Philip were to die there would be a formal announcement from the palace it wouldn’t be announced on Twatter FFS
When not if unfortunately Openside. He may still look like an Adonis but the man is no god, no matter how much those Solomon Island guys think so.
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jambanja wrote:He looks like a character out of the Strain
Tbf though, if I looked like that at 197 years old, I'd be pretty happy with my lot.
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He looks good for 98. Most of us won't make 98.
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LandOTurk wrote:
jambanja wrote:He looks like a character out of the Strain
Tbf though, if I looked like that at 197 years old, I'd be pretty happy with my lot.
Not me, I'd be pissed off. Though, if you offered me 197 now I'd certainly take it. Though, to be fair, I thought even Philip was somewhat younger than that.
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Feel sorry for Queenie really

Joking aside he has obviously been her pillar for her whole reign and he is due to cark it.

No wonder she is moving away from stuff.

It will hit her hard when it happens and she will probably not take that much longer.
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Mog The Almighty wrote:What are you talking about? He looks great.
:lol: :lol:
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Dark wrote:Feel sorry for Queenie really

Joking aside he has obviously been her pillar for her whole reign and he is due to cark it.

No wonder she is moving away from stuff.

It will hit her hard when it happens and she will probably not take that much longer.
Nah not really. Old people generally take deaths better than young people.
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True Blue wrote:
Derwyn wrote:Rumours spreading the ol' bastard has met his maker and popped his clogs. Wouldn't rule out him making a miraculous recovery. He's had so many resurrections that him being the second coming of Jesus has crossed my mind.
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Honestly the mummies they dig up in egypt look more alive than this guy.
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crash 669 wrote:
True Blue wrote:
Derwyn wrote:Rumours spreading the ol' bastard has met his maker and popped his clogs. Wouldn't rule out him making a miraculous recovery. He's had so many resurrections that him being the second coming of Jesus has crossed my mind.
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Honestly the mummies they dig up in egypt look more alive than this guy.
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crash 669 wrote:
True Blue wrote:
Derwyn wrote:Rumours spreading the ol' bastard has met his maker and popped his clogs. Wouldn't rule out him making a miraculous recovery. He's had so many resurrections that him being the second coming of Jesus has crossed my mind.
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Honestly the mummies they dig up in egypt look more alive than this guy.
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I thought Prince Phillip did a great acting job in the Underworld movies. He was so modest about it too.

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Come on man, we need the ventilator!
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Derwyn wrote:Rumours spreading the ol' bastard has met his maker and popped his clogs. Wouldn't rule out him making a miraculous recovery. He's had so many resurrections that him being the second coming of Jesus has crossed my mind.

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BillW wrote:
Derwyn wrote:Rumours spreading the ol' bastard has met his maker and popped his clogs. Wouldn't rule out him making a miraculous recovery. He's had so many resurrections that him being the second coming of Jesus has crossed my mind.

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Be hilarious if true. State funeral with one attendee.


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Torquemada 1420 wrote:Be hilarious if true. State funeral with one attendee.


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I heard this yesterday from a semi reputable source.

I know a guy who knows a guy who works for ITV news. I know that sounds tenuous, because it is, but I think he might actually be gone.
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New guy wrote:I heard this yesterday from a semi reputable source.

I know a guy who knows a guy who works for ITV news. I know that sounds tenuous, because it is, but I think he might actually be gone.
I'm sold
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I heard this third hand via someone in Sadiq Khan's office... although God knows why he'd need to know.
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New guy wrote:I heard this yesterday from a semi reputable source.

I know a guy who knows a guy who works for ITV news. I know that sounds tenuous, because it is, but I think he might actually be gone.
So 'Operation Queen Mum' is in full swing
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danny_fitz wrote:
New guy wrote:I heard this yesterday from a semi reputable source.

I know a guy who knows a guy who works for ITV news. I know that sounds tenuous, because it is, but I think he might actually be gone.
So 'Operation Queen Mum' is in full swing
On further reflection I've decided it's probably all bollocks.
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Makes sense to keep it under wraps for now - it's not exactly a good time for a state funeral, is it? A small, private burial/cremation affair would be much more dignified than a public fiasco at the moment.
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He;s just been seen heading to Windsor castle by helicopter to self isolate along with Liz
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Saint wrote:He;s just been seen heading to Windsor castle by helicopter to self isolate along with Liz
Was he piloting it?
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Saint wrote:He;s just been seen heading to Windsor castle by helicopter to self isolate along with Liz

Christ, he was dangerous enough in his range rover.
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Saint wrote:He;s just been seen heading to Windsor castle by helicopter to self isolate along with Liz
Weekend at Bernie's?
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