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Prince Philip goooooonnneeeee... again
Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 12:50 am
by Derwyn
Rumours spreading the ol' bastard has met his maker and popped his clogs. Wouldn't rule out him making a miraculous recovery. He's had so many resurrections that him being the second coming of Jesus has crossed my mind.
Re: Prince Philip goooooonnneeeee... again
Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 12:51 am
by Mog The Almighty
What are you talking about? He looks great.
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Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 12:58 am
by Openside
If Prince Philip were to die there would be a formal announcement from the palace it wouldn’t be announced on Twatter FFS
Re: Prince Philip goooooonnneeeee... again
Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 12:59 am
by Olddantucker
He once looked like Matt Smith and now he looks like Palpatine.
Re: Prince Philip goooooonnneeeee... again
Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 1:09 am
by Zakar
Mog The Almighty wrote:What are you talking about? He looks great.
Re: Prince Philip goooooonnneeeee... again
Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 1:14 am
by Short Man Syndrome
What a legend: the nation’s favourite, crazy, racist uncle.
Vale Phil the Greek.
Re: Prince Philip goooooonnneeeee... again
Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 1:17 am
by True Blue
Derwyn wrote:Rumours spreading the ol' bastard has met his maker and popped his clogs. Wouldn't rule out him making a miraculous recovery. He's had so many resurrections that him being the second coming of Jesus has crossed my mind.
Honestly the mummies they dig up in egypt look more alive than this guy.
Re: Prince Philip goooooonnneeeee... again
Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 1:20 am
by camroc1
So Charlie Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Glucksburg will be the senior British male royal ?
Re: Prince Philip goooooonnneeeee... again
Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 1:32 am
by JB1981
Openside wrote:If Prince Philip were to die there would be a formal announcement from the palace it wouldn’t be announced on Twatter FFS
When not if unfortunately Openside. He may still look like an Adonis but the man is no god, no matter how much those Solomon Island guys think so.
Re: Prince Philip goooooonnneeeee... again
Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 1:33 am
by jambanja
He looks like a character out of the Strain
Re: Prince Philip goooooonnneeeee... again
Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 1:35 am
by Saint
JB1981 wrote:Openside wrote:If Prince Philip were to die there would be a formal announcement from the palace it wouldn’t be announced on Twatter FFS
When not if unfortunately Openside. He may still look like an Adonis but the man is no god, no matter how much those Solomon Island guys think so.
Doesn't change the fact that the Beeb will beat everyone to the punch
Re: Prince Philip goooooonnneeeee... again
Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 5:36 am
by LandOTurk
jambanja wrote:He looks like a character out of the Strain
Tbf though, if I looked like that at 197 years old, I'd be pretty happy with my lot.
Re: Prince Philip goooooonnneeeee... again
Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 6:00 am
by CrazyIslander
He looks good for 98. Most of us won't make 98.
Re: Prince Philip goooooonnneeeee... again
Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 7:48 am
by koroke hangareka
LandOTurk wrote:jambanja wrote:He looks like a character out of the Strain
Tbf though, if I looked like that at 197 years old, I'd be pretty happy with my lot.
Not me, I'd be pissed off. Though, if you offered me 197 now I'd certainly take it. Though, to be fair, I thought even Philip was somewhat younger than that.
Re: Prince Philip goooooonnneeeee... again
Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 10:04 am
by danny_fitz
Re: Prince Philip goooooonnneeeee... again
Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 10:07 am
by Frodder
Highest profile virus victim
Re: Prince Philip goooooonnneeeee... again
Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 10:10 am
by Dark
Feel sorry for Queenie really
Joking aside he has obviously been her pillar for her whole reign and he is due to cark it.
No wonder she is moving away from stuff.
It will hit her hard when it happens and she will probably not take that much longer.
Re: Prince Philip goooooonnneeeee... again
Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 10:27 am
by The Sun God
Mog The Almighty wrote:What are you talking about? He looks great.
Re: Prince Philip goooooonnneeeee... again
Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 10:31 am
by CrazyIslander
Dark wrote:Feel sorry for Queenie really
Joking aside he has obviously been her pillar for her whole reign and he is due to cark it.
No wonder she is moving away from stuff.
It will hit her hard when it happens and she will probably not take that much longer.
Nah not really. Old people generally take deaths better than young people.
Re: Prince Philip goooooonnneeeee... again
Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 10:37 am
by crash 669
True Blue wrote:Derwyn wrote:Rumours spreading the ol' bastard has met his maker and popped his clogs. Wouldn't rule out him making a miraculous recovery. He's had so many resurrections that him being the second coming of Jesus has crossed my mind.
Honestly the mummies they dig up in egypt look more alive than this guy.
Betty, I told you that the Yellow Peril would be the end of us!
Re: Prince Philip goooooonnneeeee... again
Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 10:59 am
by BillW
crash 669 wrote:True Blue wrote:Derwyn wrote:Rumours spreading the ol' bastard has met his maker and popped his clogs. Wouldn't rule out him making a miraculous recovery. He's had so many resurrections that him being the second coming of Jesus has crossed my mind.
Honestly the mummies they dig up in egypt look more alive than this guy.
Betty, I told you that the Yellow Peril would be the end of us!
Well he did have a bit to say about Oriental eating habits.
Re: Prince Philip goooooonnneeeee... again
Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 11:05 am
by MungoMan
crash 669 wrote:True Blue wrote:Derwyn wrote:Rumours spreading the ol' bastard has met his maker and popped his clogs. Wouldn't rule out him making a miraculous recovery. He's had so many resurrections that him being the second coming of Jesus has crossed my mind.
Honestly the mummies they dig up in egypt look more alive than this guy.
Betty, I told you that the Yellow Peril would be the end of us!
Re: Prince Philip goooooonnneeeee... again
Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 11:05 am
by Zakar
How often are the lizard people required by H&S to replace their human skinsuits?
Re: Prince Philip goooooonnneeeee... again
Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 11:14 am
by Tehui
I thought Prince Phillip did a great acting job in the Underworld movies. He was so modest about it too.
Re: Prince Philip goooooonnneeeee... again
Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 11:17 am
by Gwenno
Come on man, we need the ventilator!
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Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 11:21 am
by BillW
Derwyn wrote:Rumours spreading the ol' bastard has met his maker and popped his clogs. Wouldn't rule out him making a miraculous recovery. He's had so many resurrections that him being the second coming of Jesus has crossed my mind.
That's craft beer for you.
Re: Prince Philip goooooonnneeeee... again
Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 11:41 am
by MungoMan
BillW wrote:Derwyn wrote:Rumours spreading the ol' bastard has met his maker and popped his clogs. Wouldn't rule out him making a miraculous recovery. He's had so many resurrections that him being the second coming of Jesus has crossed my mind.
That's craft beer for you.
A mate is currently in NZ craft beering himself into a relatively early grave. Cúnt!!
Re: Prince Philip goooooonnneeeee... again
Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 12:19 pm
by Torquemada 1420
Be hilarious if true. State funeral with one attendee.
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Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 12:25 pm
by Winnie
Torquemada 1420 wrote:Be hilarious if true. State funeral with one attendee.
You have a strange sense of humour dont you
Re: Prince Philip goooooonnneeeee... again
Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 12:28 pm
by New guy
I heard this yesterday from a semi reputable source.
I know a guy who knows a guy who works for ITV news. I know that sounds tenuous, because it is, but I think he might actually be gone.
Re: Prince Philip goooooonnneeeee... again
Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 12:30 pm
by 6.Jones
Re: Prince Philip goooooonnneeeee... again
Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 12:37 pm
by Frodder
New guy wrote:I heard this yesterday from a semi reputable source.
I know a guy who knows a guy who works for ITV news. I know that sounds tenuous, because it is, but I think he might actually be gone.
I'm sold
Re: Prince Philip goooooonnneeeee... again
Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 2:15 pm
by Double
I heard this third hand via someone in Sadiq Khan's office... although God knows why he'd need to know.
Re: Prince Philip goooooonnneeeee... again
Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 2:23 pm
by danny_fitz
New guy wrote:I heard this yesterday from a semi reputable source.
I know a guy who knows a guy who works for ITV news. I know that sounds tenuous, because it is, but I think he might actually be gone.
So 'Operation Queen Mum' is in full swing
Re: Prince Philip goooooonnneeeee... again
Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 2:25 pm
by Double
danny_fitz wrote:New guy wrote:I heard this yesterday from a semi reputable source.
I know a guy who knows a guy who works for ITV news. I know that sounds tenuous, because it is, but I think he might actually be gone.
So 'Operation Queen Mum' is in full swing
On further reflection I've decided it's probably all bollocks.
Re: Prince Philip goooooonnneeeee... again
Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 2:28 pm
by Short Man Syndrome
Makes sense to keep it under wraps for now - it's not exactly a good time for a state funeral, is it? A small, private burial/cremation affair would be much more dignified than a public fiasco at the moment.
Re: Prince Philip goooooonnneeeee... again
Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 2:51 pm
by Saint
He;s just been seen heading to Windsor castle by helicopter to self isolate along with Liz
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Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 2:52 pm
by Mr Mike
Saint wrote:He;s just been seen heading to Windsor castle by helicopter to self isolate along with Liz
Was he piloting it?
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Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 2:54 pm
by Druid
Saint wrote:He;s just been seen heading to Windsor castle by helicopter to self isolate along with Liz
Christ, he was dangerous enough in his range rover.
Re: Prince Philip goooooonnneeeee... again
Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 2:58 pm
by Double
Saint wrote:He;s just been seen heading to Windsor castle by helicopter to self isolate along with Liz
Weekend at Bernie's?
