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Re: Boris goooooone

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 12:16 pm
by nardol
Please, dear god


The Trump now please

Re: Boris goooooone or going?

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 12:19 pm
by The Sun God
c69 wrote:Oh dear
Covid-19 or senile dementia ?

Re: Boris goooooone or going?

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 12:21 pm
by normilet
https://news.sky.com/story/coronavirus- ... 9-11964493
Boris Johnson has tested positive for coronavirus.

The prime minster tweeted: "Over the last 24 hours I have developed mild symptoms and tested positive for coronavirus.

"I am now self-isolating, but I will continue to lead the government's response via video-conference as we fight this virus.

"Together we will beat this. #StayHomeSaveLives."

Re: Boris goooooone or going?

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 12:28 pm
by crash 669
Maybe if he croaks it we'll finally figure out how many kids he has by who turns up to the funeral.

Re: Boris goooooone or going?

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 12:29 pm
by JM2K6
crash 669 wrote:Maybe if he croaks it we'll finally figure out how many kids he has by who turns up to the funeral.
Only if they like him

Re: Boris goooooone or going?

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 12:30 pm
by crash 669
JM2K6 wrote:
crash 669 wrote:Maybe if he croaks it we'll finally figure out how many kids he has by who turns up to the funeral.
Only if they like him
One of them hasn't met him yet so they might show.

Re: Boris goooooone or going?

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 12:34 pm
by Anonymous 1
JM2K6 wrote:
crash 669 wrote:Maybe if he croaks it we'll finally figure out how many kids he has by who turns up to the funeral.
Only if they like him
Or want their share

Re: Boris goooooone or going?

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 12:35 pm
by message #2527204
normilet wrote:https://news.sky.com/story/coronavirus- ... 9-11964493
Boris Johnson has tested positive for coronavirus.

The prime minster tweeted: "Over the last 24 hours I have developed mild symptoms and tested positive for coronavirus.

"I am now self-isolating, but I will continue to lead the government's response via video-conference as we fight this virus.

"Together we will beat this. #StayHomeSaveLives."
A man of the people.
Good luck Boris.

Re: Boris goooooone or going?

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 12:37 pm
by backrow
crash 669 wrote:Maybe if he croaks it we'll finally figure out how many kids he has by who turns up to the funeral.
:lol:

if they all rocked up, it would be like 'Village of the Damned !'

Image

Re: Boris goooooone or going?

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 12:43 pm
by wreckthehouse
Loving Liberals wishing death on politicians. Thanks for the reassuring sense of normality boys.

Re: Boris goooooone or going?

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 12:45 pm
by clementinfrance
wreckthehouse wrote:Loving Liberals wishing death on politicians. Thanks for the reassuring sense of normality boys.
Boris is a politician. :shock:

Re: Boris goooooone or going?

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 12:45 pm
by JM2K6
wreckthehouse wrote:Loving Liberals wishing death on politicians. Thanks for the reassuring sense of normality boys.
Who are you talking to?

Re: Boris goooooone or going?

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 12:48 pm
by nardol
JM2K6 wrote:
wreckthehouse wrote:Loving Liberals wishing death on politicians. Thanks for the reassuring sense of normality boys.
Who are you talking to?
+1

What the fudge are you on about?

Re: Boris goooooone or going?

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 12:49 pm
by Tehui
The Queen will be next.

Re: Boris goooooone

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 12:49 pm
by wreckthehouse
nardol wrote:Please, dear god


The Trump now please

Re: Boris goooooone or going?

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 12:50 pm
by sturginho
JM2K6 wrote:
wreckthehouse wrote:Loving Liberals wishing death on politicians. Thanks for the reassuring sense of normality boys.
Who are you talking to?
Liberals duh


How did he get tested if he only has "mild symptoms"?

Re: Boris goooooone or going?

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 12:51 pm
by unseenwork
You'd love to see it, hopefully a pile of dominos.

Re: Boris goooooone or going?

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 12:51 pm
by sockwithaticket
Being the massive cynic that I am, both this and the Prince Charles announcement made me wonder whether it's not a pr move to emphasise that the ruling class are in this with the people.

A mild, recoverable case that no one can really question...

Will obviously feel bad if either end up on a ventilator or such.

Re: Boris goooooone or going?

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 12:52 pm
by sturginho
Does this mean Raab is now in charge?

God help us!

Re: Boris goooooone

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 12:53 pm
by JM2K6
wreckthehouse wrote:
nardol wrote:Please, dear god


The Trump now please
"Liberals" is plural. As is "boys".

Re: Boris goooooone or going?

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 12:53 pm
by Tehui
Herd immunity - leading from the front.

Re: Boris goooooone

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 12:55 pm
by danny_fitz
nardol wrote:Please, dear god


The Trump now please
"I do not have Covid-19, I have something so much better, much better then anything else, I have Covid-20 and it's beautiful, it the greatest Covid in the world, better then any other Covid, and it was made in America...not China...we are the greatest at making Covids, better then anybody else...its truly great thing"

Re: Boris goooooone or going?

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 12:55 pm
by wreckthehouse
unseenwork wrote:You'd love to see it, hopefully a pile of dominos.

Re: Boris goooooone or going?

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 12:56 pm
by Troll
sockwithaticket wrote:Being the massive cynic that I am, both this and the Prince Charles announcement made me wonder whether it's not a pr move to emphasise that the ruling class are in this with the people.

A mild, recoverable case that no one can really question...

Will obviously feel bad if either end up on a ventilator or such.
I'm not sure I'm cynic enough to believe our beloved royals ( x( ) would buy into those political games.

But Bojo I could fully believe it might be a con job to garner support. I just can't believe a single thing that comes out of his mouth, even the sky is blue.

Re: Boris goooooone or going?

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 12:56 pm
by Mahoney
sturginho wrote:
JM2K6 wrote:
wreckthehouse wrote:Loving Liberals wishing death on politicians. Thanks for the reassuring sense of normality boys.
Who are you talking to?
Liberals duh


How did he get tested if he only has "mild symptoms"?
He's the flipping Prime Minister. Of course he's been tested. Last thing we need is him infecting every other senior member of government.

Re: Boris goooooone or going?

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 12:59 pm
by sturginho
Mahoney wrote:
sturginho wrote:
JM2K6 wrote:
wreckthehouse wrote:Loving Liberals wishing death on politicians. Thanks for the reassuring sense of normality boys.
Who are you talking to?
Liberals duh


How did he get tested if he only has "mild symptoms"?
He's the flipping Prime Minister. Of course he's been tested. Last thing we need is him infecting every other senior member of government.
Why?

Re: Boris goooooone or going?

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 1:00 pm
by Chilli
Get well soon Boris

Re: Boris goooooone or going?

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 1:01 pm
by JM2K6
wreckthehouse wrote:
unseenwork wrote:You'd love to see it, hopefully a pile of dominos.
That post didn't exist when you breathlessly took a shot at "liberals"

Amazing to see all the right wingers desperately using Boris' illness to bash the left.

Re: Boris goooooone or going?

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 1:01 pm
by JM2K6
ALL OF THEM.

Re: Boris goooooone

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 1:01 pm
by Phredd
danny_fitz wrote:
nardol wrote:Please, dear god


The Trump now please
"I do not have Covid-19, I have something so much better, much better then anything else, I have Covid-20 and it's beautiful, it the greatest Covid in the world, better then any other Covid, and it was made in America...not China...we are the greatest at making Covids, better then anybody else...its truly great thing"

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Boris goooooone or going?

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 1:04 pm
by wreckthehouse
JM2K6 wrote:
wreckthehouse wrote:
unseenwork wrote:You'd love to see it, hopefully a pile of dominos.
That post didn't exist when you breathlessly took a shot at "liberals"

Amazing to see all the right wingers desperately using Boris' illness to bash the left.
All the right wingers ?

Re: Boris goooooone or going?

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 1:05 pm
by crash 669
Mahoney wrote:
sturginho wrote:
JM2K6 wrote:
wreckthehouse wrote:Loving Liberals wishing death on politicians. Thanks for the reassuring sense of normality boys.
Who are you talking to?
Liberals duh


How did he get tested if he only has "mild symptoms"?
He's the flipping Prime Minister. Of course he's been tested. Last thing we need is him infecting every other senior member of government.
You sure about that? Herd immunity and if a few pensioners die then so be it #ClassicDom.

Re: Boris goooooone

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 1:06 pm
by Glaston
JM2K6 wrote:
wreckthehouse wrote:
nardol wrote:Please, dear god


The Trump now please
"Liberals" is plural. As is "boys".
Grauniad comment section will be spaffing themselves with glee.

Builders radio would be a total underestimation.

Re: Boris goooooone or going?

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 1:07 pm
by Brazil
JM2K6 wrote:
wreckthehouse wrote:
unseenwork wrote:You'd love to see it, hopefully a pile of dominos.
That post didn't exist when you breathlessly took a shot at "liberals"

Amazing to see all the right wingers desperately using Boris' illness to bash the left.
Aren't you impressed by how morally superior he is to every left winger on earth? No impure thoughts for wreckthishouse, no siree.

Re: Boris goooooone or going?

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 1:08 pm
by AND-y
sockwithaticket wrote:Being the massive cynic that I am, both this and the Prince Charles announcement made me wonder whether it's not a pr move to emphasise that the ruling class are in this with the people.
Yep

Re: Boris goooooone or going?

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 1:08 pm
by sockwithaticket
wreckthehouse wrote:
JM2K6 wrote:
wreckthehouse wrote:
unseenwork wrote:You'd love to see it, hopefully a pile of dominos.
That post didn't exist when you breathlessly took a shot at "liberals"

Amazing to see all the right wingers desperately using Boris' illness to bash the left.
All the right wingers ?
Whoosh.

Re: Boris goooooone or going?

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 1:10 pm
by Masterji
Boris hasn't done too badly in the crisis and I hope he gets well soon.

Re: Boris goooooone or going?

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 1:10 pm
by wreckthehouse
AND-y wrote:
sockwithaticket wrote:Being the massive cynic that I am, both this and the Prince Charles announcement made me wonder whether it's not a pr move to emphasise that the ruling class are in this with the people.
Yep
Crafty Lizard People. Thankfully you figured out their plan.

Re: Boris goooooone or going?

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 1:11 pm
by New guy
unseenwork wrote:You'd love to see it, hopefully a pile of dominos.
Are you wishing death on people?

Re: Boris goooooone or going?

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 1:12 pm
by AND-y
wreckthehouse wrote:
AND-y wrote:
sockwithaticket wrote:Being the massive cynic that I am, both this and the Prince Charles announcement made me wonder whether it's not a pr move to emphasise that the ruling class are in this with the people.
Yep
Crafty Lizard People. Thankfully you figured out their plan.
Re-read the "massive cynic" and "made me wonder" bit broflake.