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Challenge: Grow a moustache until shit goes back to normal.
Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2020 1:33 pm
by Mog The Almighty
Excuse me. I have cabin fever. I'm going to grow this bad boy until shit goes back to normal. I have a feeling it's going to end up epic.
This is how boring my life has become.
Anyone else in for the challenge?
Re: Challenge: Grow a moustache until shit goes back to norm
Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2020 1:50 pm
by eldanielfire
Mate, I'm growing a tash, full beard and Afro until this all blows away.
Re: Challenge: Grow a moustache until shit goes back to norm
Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2020 1:53 pm
by Mog The Almighty
C'mon. Forget the beard. Join the challenge 70s style.
Re: Challenge: Grow a moustache until shit goes back to norm
Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2020 1:56 pm
by SaintK
eldanielfire wrote:Mate, I'm growing a tash, full beard and Afro until this all blows away.
Well I've just trimmed my beard for the first time since last November so don't quite look like my avatar anymore"
I'm a couple of weeks overdue for my quarterly haircut though, and will probably end up looking like a slightly younger version of Willie Nelson!!!
Re: Challenge: Grow a moustache until shit goes back to norm
Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2020 2:02 pm
by Mog The Almighty
Shave the beard grow the tach. Channel Sam Elliot. Beards are for hipsters.
Re: Challenge: Grow a moustache until shit goes back to norm
Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2020 2:04 pm
by Nieghorn
Karl?
... was watching a flick from WW2 last night and thought I might grow out my hair and see if I can order some Brylcreem online.
Mog, you don't look like you have the hair to pull off his look from Roadhouse, but let Sam Elliott be your inspiration:
Re: Challenge: Grow a moustache until shit goes back to norm
Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2020 2:04 pm
by Raggs
Beard is still going strong. Hair is longer than it's ever been on my head too (that's been true for the last year or so I guess, and it keeps getting longer).
Think my wife told me she's cutting off the sides today, so it'll be long on top. Top knot thing I guess is what she's going for.
Re: Challenge: Grow a moustache until shit goes back to norm
Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2020 2:07 pm
by eldanielfire
I'll be shaving it into the Flashman when I cut my badboy.
Re: Challenge: Grow a moustache until shit goes back to norm
Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2020 2:07 pm
by SaintK
Mog The Almighty wrote:Shave the beard grow the tach. Channel Sam Elliot. Beards are for hipsters.
Mate, I've had a beard for 45 years, so not going bto start shaving now!! Hipsters were trousers back in the day and nothing to do with beards
Re: Challenge: Grow a moustache until shit goes back to norm
Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2020 2:18 pm
by Newsome
I'm done with beards. Save that shit for the Greeks and Turkish women. I'm going clean shaven Roman/Venitian style.
The beard was also an enabled me to get fat and still look good(ish). Shaving it off has actually meant I need to try and lose weight.
Re: Challenge: Grow a moustache until shit goes back to norm
Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2020 2:19 pm
by Mog The Almighty
Nieghorn wrote:Karl?
... was watching a flick from WW2 last night and thought I might grow out my hair and see if I can order some Brylcreem online.
Mog, you don't look like you have the hair to pull off his look from Roadhouse, but let Sam Elliott be your inspiration:
Inspiring stuff indeed.
No, I dont have the hair unfortunately. You really need a Sam Elliot or Tom Selleck mop to really pull off a moustache but I'll go for it anyway. I'll be more like a walrus or one of those 1920s leopard skin wearing circus strongmen.
Re: Challenge: Grow a moustache until shit goes back to norm
Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2020 2:23 pm
by Nieghorn
eldanielfire wrote:I'll be shaving it into the Flashman when I cut my badboy.
Someone from my old rugby club has a real one that's about that thick, and with no hair on top. It's quite the sight!
Re: Challenge: Grow a moustache until shit goes back to norm
Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2020 2:49 pm
by eldanielfire
Nieghorn wrote:eldanielfire wrote:I'll be shaving it into the Flashman when I cut my badboy.
Someone from my old rugby club has a real one that's about that thick, and with no hair on top. It's quite the sight!
Re: Challenge: Grow a moustache until shit goes back to norm
Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2020 2:52 pm
by message #2527204
Raggs wrote:Beard is still going strong. Hair is longer than it's ever been on my head too (that's been true for the last year or so I guess, and it keeps getting longer).
Think my wife told me she's cutting off the sides today, so it'll be long on top. Top knot thing I guess is what she's going for.
man bun?
Re: Challenge: Grow a moustache until shit goes back to norm
Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2020 2:54 pm
by sorCrer
Nieghorn wrote:Karl?
... was watching a flick from WW2 last night and thought I might grow out my hair and see if I can order some Brylcreem online.
Mog, you don't look like you have the hair to pull off his look from Roadhouse, but let Sam Elliott be your inspiration:
That is from The Big Lebowski surely?
Re: Challenge: Grow a moustache until shit goes back to norm
Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2020 3:18 pm
by Pat the Ex Mat
I'm going the full beard
Re: Challenge: Grow a moustache until shit goes back to norm
Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2020 3:22 pm
by 6.Jones
I've been growing a full beard since Christmas. It's fifty shades of red and gray. My hair is not red. I look like I have a baboon's arse on my face. And it grows fast. My mustache is already down to my chin, when I don't curl it up and look like an Edwardian fool.
Re: Challenge: Grow a moustache until shit goes back to norm
Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2020 3:37 pm
by Mog The Almighty
Grow a mo like a cowboy or a 70s porn star. Hipsters made beards uncool, catch on.
Re: Challenge: Grow a moustache until shit goes back to norm
Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2020 3:39 pm
by fatcat
Oh go on then
Re: Challenge: Grow a moustache until shit goes back to norm
Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2020 3:44 pm
by comets
in the mean time, maybe the mods on PR can grow a spine...
Re: Challenge: Grow a moustache until shit goes back to norm
Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2020 3:44 pm
by Pat the Ex Mat
6.Jones wrote:I've been growing a full beard since Christmas. It's fifty shades of red and gray. My hair is not red. I look like I have a baboon's arse on my face. And it grows fast. My mustache is already down to my chin, when I don't curl it up and look like an Edwardian fool.
The colour palette you're looking for is called "Hint of Ginger" - it's also the first bit of the beard to go white
Re: Challenge: Grow a moustache until shit goes back to norm
Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2020 3:46 pm
by Winnie
Pat the Ex Mat wrote:I'm going the full beard
Me too, two weeks in and the wife hates it but I wont be distracted
Is it always itchy or does it get better?
Re: Challenge: Grow a moustache until shit goes back to norm
Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2020 3:50 pm
by Mog The Almighty
This is NOT a thread about beards you god damn hipsters.
Re: Challenge: Grow a moustache until shit goes back to norm
Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2020 3:52 pm
by Pat the Ex Mat
Winnie wrote:Pat the Ex Mat wrote:I'm going the full beard
Me too, two weeks in and the wife hates it but I wont be distracted
Is it always itchy or does it get better?
Shampoo it when you do you hair
Re: Challenge: Grow a moustache until shit goes back to norm
Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2020 3:52 pm
by Pat the Ex Mat
Mog The Almighty wrote:This is NOT a thread about beards you god damn hipsters.
It's all about the beard
Re: Challenge: Grow a moustache until shit goes back to norm
Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2020 3:53 pm
by Mog The Almighty
You're hijacking my cool thread.
Re: Challenge: Grow a moustache until shit goes back to norm
Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2020 3:54 pm
by Nieghorn
sorCrer wrote:Nieghorn wrote:Karl?
... was watching a flick from WW2 last night and thought I might grow out my hair and see if I can order some Brylcreem online.
Mog, you don't look like you have the hair to pull off his look from Roadhouse, but let Sam Elliott be your inspiration:
That is from The Big Lebowski surely?
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True, I was just blending my idea to grow my hair out and his to grow a 'tache, finishing with the ideal Elliott mo ...
... which was not very good in Roadhouse.
Re: Challenge: Grow a moustache until shit goes back to norm
Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2020 3:57 pm
by Nieghorn
Mog, if I can manage Errol Flynn's hairdo, I might ... MIGHT ... shave off my beard and go for his mustache.
Re: Challenge: Grow a moustache until shit goes back to norm
Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2020 3:58 pm
by Pat the Ex Mat
Nieghorn wrote:
... which was not very good in Roadhouse.
Goddam hurts don't it?
Re: Challenge: Grow a moustache until shit goes back to norm
Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2020 4:09 pm
by frillage
Pat the Ex Mat wrote:I'm going the full beard
Self isolation turned the missus lesbian?
Re: Challenge: Grow a moustache until shit goes back to norm
Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2020 4:55 pm
by Raggs
message #2527204 wrote:Raggs wrote:Beard is still going strong. Hair is longer than it's ever been on my head too (that's been true for the last year or so I guess, and it keeps getting longer).
Think my wife told me she's cutting off the sides today, so it'll be long on top. Top knot thing I guess is what she's going for.
man bun?
If that's what it's called, then I guess so. Can't say I really give a damn.
Re: Challenge: Grow a moustache until shit goes back to norm
Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2020 6:41 pm
by Druid
Re: Challenge: Grow a moustache until shit goes back to norm
Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2020 9:45 pm
by Ted.
SaintK wrote:Mog The Almighty wrote:Shave the beard grow the tach. Channel Sam Elliot. Beards are for hipsters.
Mate, I've had a beard for 45 years, so not going bto start shaving now!!
Hipsters were trousers back in the day and nothing to do with beards
Re: Challenge: Grow a moustache until shit goes back to norm
Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2020 10:29 pm
by Thomas
I'm going a full beard much to my wife's horror. My beard is pure silver and I look like hungover Papa Smurf.
Re: Challenge: Grow a moustache until shit goes back to norm
Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 12:54 pm
by backrow
i am doing this, however i'm really sparse on the face follicles so i looks shit and tbf only doing it to annoy my wife
i've shaved my neck, cheek, and chin strap, just leaving a thin line around on the jawline and 'V for Vendetta' tash and bottom lip triangle thing.
Re: Challenge: Grow a moustache until shit goes back to norm
Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 12:58 pm
by 6.Jones
Mog The Almighty wrote:You're hijacking my cool thread.
We're beardies. We have no idea.
Re: Challenge: Grow a moustache until shit goes back to norm
Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 1:24 pm
by TB63
backrow wrote:i am doing this, however i'm really sparse on the face follicles so i looks shit and tbf only doing it to annoy my wife
i've shaved my neck, cheek, and chin strap, just leaving a thin line around on the jawline and 'V for Vendetta' tash and bottom lip triangle thing.
Wait till she stops shaving..
Your Mach 3 will be wielded like an epileptic Zorro...
Re: Challenge: Grow a moustache until shit goes back to norm
Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 1:41 pm
by sockwithaticket
Winnie wrote:Pat the Ex Mat wrote:I'm going the full beard
Me too, two weeks in and the wife hates it but I wont be distracted
Is it always itchy or does it get better?
I used to work with a bloke in the uneviable position of his missus only really finding him attractive with a beard, but despising the way it felt on any part of her when they got down to business. I changed job before finding out whether that was as terminal for the relationship as it seemed to be.
Re: Challenge: Grow a moustache until shit goes back to norm
Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 2:29 pm
by redderneck
sockwithaticket wrote:Winnie wrote:Pat the Ex Mat wrote:I'm going the full beard
Me too, two weeks in and the wife hates it but I wont be distracted
Is it always itchy or does it get better?
I used to work with a bloke in the uneviable position of his missus only really finding him attractive with a beard, but despising the way it felt on any part of her when they got down to business. I changed job before finding out whether that was as terminal for the relationship as it seemed to be.
A decent salary hitting the joint bank account is a hell of a (marital) lube.
Re: Challenge: Grow a moustache until shit goes back to norm
Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 5:13 pm
by 6.Jones
Ageist cracks unwelcome.
My son calls me Dora the explorer.
