Knives, forks, spoons

Clogs · Post by **Clogs** » Tue Apr 21, 2020 1:06 am

Left to right in that order in your cutlery drawer. Anything else is just anarchy!

Muttonbirds · Post by **Muttonbirds** » Tue Apr 21, 2020 1:22 am

Forks, knives, spoons. The way it looks on the table.

Sonny Blount · Post by **Sonny Blount** » Tue Apr 21, 2020 1:24 am

What the fudge is wrong with you. Its clearly spoons, forks, knives.

Sonny Blount · Post by **Sonny Blount** » Tue Apr 21, 2020 1:29 am

https://youtu.be/HeVIkJIYRw8?t=213

Kiwias · Post by **Kiwias** » Tue Apr 21, 2020 1:30 am

What about the chopsticks?

Clogs · Post by **Clogs** » Tue Apr 21, 2020 2:14 am

Muttonbirds wrote:Forks, knives, spoons. The way it looks on the table.

Not on my table it doesn't.

jambanja · Post by **jambanja** » Tue Apr 21, 2020 2:15 am

Sonny Blount wrote:What the fudge is wrong with you. Its clearly spoons, forks, knives.

This

feckwanker · Post by **feckwanker** » Tue Apr 21, 2020 2:27 am

jambanja wrote:
Sonny Blount wrote:What the fudge is wrong with you. Its clearly spoons, forks, knives.
This

+2

fatcat · Post by **fatcat** » Tue Apr 21, 2020 2:29 am

Clogs wrote:Left to right in that order in your cutlery drawer. Anything else is just anarchy!

Spot on.

And then a few cutting knives, wooden spoons and a bottle opener in the wire basket section on the right of the spoons (obviously tea spoons in the small front section) and finally a bunch of random stuff with lumps of Marmite like shit stuck to them which you can be arsed to clean residing in the space of bare drawer on the far right. Job done.

Dark · Post by **Dark** » Tue Apr 21, 2020 2:37 am

I have always had spoons, forks, knives, vertically, with t-spoons separate horizontally below, and larger stuff in a different draw.

Chop sticks, skewers and sporks are a bit in disarray

Have them in a pot beside on the bench with my spud masher and straws...... next to the other one with spatulas and shit

Muttonbirds · Post by **Muttonbirds** » Tue Apr 21, 2020 2:38 am

Clogs wrote:
Muttonbirds wrote:Forks, knives, spoons. The way it looks on the table.

Not on my table it doesn't.

Clogs · Post by **Clogs** » Tue Apr 21, 2020 2:57 am

fatcat wrote:
Clogs wrote:Left to right in that order in your cutlery drawer. Anything else is just anarchy!
Spot on.

And then a few cutting knives, wooden spoons and a bottle opener in the wire basket section on the right of the spoons (obviously tea spoons in the small front section) and finally a bunch of random stuff with lumps of Marmite like shit stuck to them which you can be arsed to clean residing in the space of bare drawer on the far right. Job done.

Hello friend.

Clogs · Post by **Clogs** » Tue Apr 21, 2020 2:59 am

jambanja wrote:
Sonny Blount wrote:What the fudge is wrong with you. Its clearly spoons, forks, knives.
This

Both of you score 1 out of 3. Up your game.

Sensible Stephen · Post by **Sensible Stephen** » Tue Apr 21, 2020 4:11 am

Kiwias wrote:What about the chopsticks?

Exactly. Chopsticks on the left, spoon on the right. All in stainless steel.

Anything else is wrong.

Dark · Post by **Dark** » Tue Apr 21, 2020 5:06 am

Sensible Stephen wrote:
Kiwias wrote:What about the chopsticks?
Exactly. Chopsticks on the left, spoon on the right. All in stainless steel.

Anything else is wrong.

Spoons on the right is madness. Always has been. Always will.

In fact I think Freud wrote a paper on it years and years ago, about people having spoons on the right wanted to shag their mothers and wear women's clothes.

Couch · Post by **Couch** » Tue Apr 21, 2020 5:15 am

Spoon forks knives

Flockwitt · Post by **Flockwitt** » Tue Apr 21, 2020 5:38 am

Chopsticks; spoons; forks; knives. Assorted mishmash.

Pheasants the lot of you.

pjm1 · Post by **pjm1** » Tue Apr 21, 2020 7:21 am

My cutlery drawer has sections from front to back instead. What do I do?!?

It must have been invented by Dozy.

CrazyIslander · Post by **CrazyIslander** » Tue Apr 21, 2020 7:27 am

We have ours on a cylinder type container all mixed and standing. It is the new style.

SaintK · Post by **SaintK** » Tue Apr 21, 2020 8:27 am

Couch wrote:Spoon forks knives

Nolanator · Post by **Nolanator** » Tue Apr 21, 2020 8:33 am

Sonny Blount wrote:What the fudge is wrong with you. Its clearly spoons, forks, knives.

eugenefraxby · Post by **eugenefraxby** » Tue Apr 21, 2020 8:36 am

Down with Clogs here. The real big game is the the drawer to the left of the cooker. That’s where you have a potato masher, to ensure sometimes it won’t open.

Sandstorm · Post by **Sandstorm** » Tue Apr 21, 2020 8:39 am

CrazyIslander wrote:We have ours on a cylinder type container all mixed and standing. It is the new style.

Camping. You a gippo?

Flockwitt · Post by **Flockwitt** » Tue Apr 21, 2020 8:42 am

eugenefraxby wrote:Down with Clogs here. The real big game is the the drawer to the left of the cooker. That’s where you have a potato masher, to ensure sometimes it won’t open.

Nah. That's the drawer under the cutlery. You have to make sure there's a crash and rattle every time either is opened.

de_Selby · Post by **de_Selby** » Tue Apr 21, 2020 8:48 am

We have knives, spoons, forks

I know it's wrong and it irritates me slightly every time I'm unloading the dishwasher, but not enough to actually change it. Some day when we use up all the spoons I'll consider it.

Wilderbeast · Post by **Wilderbeast** » Tue Apr 21, 2020 8:58 am

feckwanker wrote:
jambanja wrote:
Sonny Blount wrote:What the fudge is wrong with you. Its clearly spoons, forks, knives.
This
+2

+3

Phredd · Post by **Phredd** » Tue Apr 21, 2020 8:58 am

We have dessert spoons, forks and knives, with teaspoons horizontally below them.

I wonder if it is anything to do with my wife being left-handed and me being ambidextrous?

backrow · Post by **backrow** » Tue Apr 21, 2020 9:16 am

feckwanker wrote:
jambanja wrote:
Sonny Blount wrote:What the fudge is wrong with you. Its clearly spoons, forks, knives.
This
+2

Me too

Thanks to having kids the order in my drawer is actually kiddie spoons knives & sporks, then normal spoons (the first adult cutlery they move onto), then forks and hen knives , right hand drawer is sharp knives and can opener & scissors type things

Muttonbirds · Post by **Muttonbirds** » Tue Apr 21, 2020 9:18 am

Just do it like in the picture above, ffs.

backrow · Post by **backrow** » Tue Apr 21, 2020 9:46 am

Muttonbirds wrote:Just do it like in the picture above, ffs.

No pics on this thread that I can see, chief

Calculus · Post by **Calculus** » Tue Apr 21, 2020 10:02 am

Sensible Stephen wrote:
Kiwias wrote:What about the chopsticks?
Exactly. Chopsticks on the left, spoon on the right. All in stainless steel.

Anything else is wrong.

Too slippery, wood is best.

Crazy Ed · Post by **Crazy Ed** » Tue Apr 21, 2020 11:18 am

I/we put them in as they come out of the dishwasher so we get a rotation or we used to until we got a cutlery draw on the dishwasher. Life is a bit more germanic and ordered now.
I will watch this thread with interest to decide the new method.
In preparation for future times I am boycotting chopsticks, bat soup, pangolins, wet markets etc.

obelixtim · Post by **obelixtim** » Tue Apr 21, 2020 11:24 am

Crazy Ed wrote:I/we put them in as they come out of the dishwasher so we get a rotation or we used to until we got a cutlery draw on the dishwasher. Life is a bit more germanic and ordered now.
I will watch this thread with interest to decide the new method.
In preparation for future times I am boycotting chopsticks, bat soup, pangolins, wet markets etc.

I had a mate who was a steward on the overnight ferry Wgtn - Lyttleton. They didn't use drawers for the cutlery and crockery.

They had a porthole.

Job done. No fuss.

Openside · Post by **Openside** » Tue Apr 21, 2020 11:40 am

Muttonbirds wrote:Forks, knives, spoons. The way it looks on the table.

That would be Forks, spoons, Knives then...

Openside · Post by **Openside** » Tue Apr 21, 2020 11:42 am

Nolanator wrote:
Sonny Blount wrote:What the fudge is wrong with you. Its clearly spoons, forks, knives.

How bizarre anything other than Forks knives spoons marks you down as a potential serial killer FACT

Openside's Butler · Post by **Openside's Butler** » Tue Apr 21, 2020 11:48 am

Openside wrote:
Nolanator wrote:
Sonny Blount wrote:What the fudge is wrong with you. Its clearly spoons, forks, knives.

How bizarre anything other than Forks knives spoons marks you down as a potential serial killer FACT

As if Sir even knows where the kitchen is, let alone where the cutlery is kept.

Clogs · Post by **Clogs** » Tue Apr 21, 2020 12:04 pm

Openside wrote:
Nolanator wrote:
Sonny Blount wrote:What the fudge is wrong with you. Its clearly spoons, forks, knives.

How bizarre anything other than Forks knives spoons marks you down as a potential serial killer FACT

Actually if you don't have knives forks spoons you are a confirmed pangolin fiddler. And we know how that is turning out.

obelixtim · Post by **obelixtim** » Tue Apr 21, 2020 12:14 pm

Openside wrote:
Nolanator wrote:
Sonny Blount wrote:What the fudge is wrong with you. Its clearly spoons, forks, knives.

How bizarre anything other than Forks knives spoons marks you down as a potential serial killer FACT

He's probably got a drawer full of fingers.

Pole · Post by **Pole** » Tue Apr 21, 2020 12:29 pm

Heathens!

teaspoons, tablespoons, knives, forks

message #2527204 · Post by **message #2527204** » Tue Apr 21, 2020 12:40 pm

Phredd wrote:We have dessert spoons, forks and knives, with teaspoons horizontally below them.

I wonder if it is anything to do with my wife being left-handed and me being ambidextrous?

Coincidence! I'm ambidickstrous and the wife is left and right handed.

Makes no difference to the cutlery drawer. Teaspoons, spoons, forks, knives.