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Am having haircut atm. Can someone give me a quick answer.

Does govt pay furloughed employees or does company and get paid back?
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Which one
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Front to back, right hand only
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Openside wrote:Am having haircut atm. Can someone give me a quick answer.
Arse to mouth.
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An atm haircut seems like a very niche fetish
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happyhooker wrote:An atm haircut seems like a very niche fetish
Does anyone actually know the answer??
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hairlarity aside, employer pays then claims back.

Changing the subject somewhat - where's the fudgin' crossword?
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Openside wrote:Am having haircut atm. Can someone give me a quick answer.

Does govt pay furloughed employees or does company and get paid back?
Might be best to go with phone a friend. Asking the audience is a bit meh.
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YOYO wrote:
Openside wrote:Am having haircut atm. Can someone give me a quick answer.

Does govt pay furloughed employees or does company and get paid back?
Might be best to go with phone a friend. Asking the audience is a bit meh.
no the employer claims the money then pays out out as wages, minus tax and NI
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KnuckleDragger wrote:hairlarity aside, employer pays then claims back.

Changing the subject somewhat - where's the fudgin' crossword?
Thank you - why does govt need employees bank details then. ?
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message #2527204 wrote:
YOYO wrote:
Openside wrote:Am having haircut atm. Can someone give me a quick answer.

Does govt pay furloughed employees or does company and get paid back?
Might be best to go with phone a friend. Asking the audience is a bit meh.
no the employer claims the money then pays out out as wages, minus tax and NI
The employer also claims the tax/ni + the employer portion of the auto-enrolment pension (Minimum contribution amount). The tax/ni will be payable at a future date, but the statutory pension must be paid on the normal date.
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Openside wrote:
KnuckleDragger wrote:hairlarity aside, employer pays then claims back.

Changing the subject somewhat - where's the fudgin' crossword?
Thank you - why does govt need employees bank details then. ?
'Cos you're speaking to a Nigerian prince.
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Don't think it needs employees bank details, but does need employers....

https://www.gov.uk/guidance/claim-for-w ... ion-scheme
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Did we ever establish why poo is brown?
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Mornington Crescent
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crash 669 wrote:Did we ever establish why poo is brown?
Bile pigments. It goes white if the bile duct is blocked by a stone or cancer - 'putty coloured stools' (putty colored stools in the US)
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In order to infect you with Coronavirus, they need to upload your bank details into the 5G towers
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Haircut? More like trimming your pubes
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Keith wrote:Haircut? More like trimming your pubes
Fuck



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Openside's Butler wrote:
Keith wrote:Haircut? More like trimming your pubes
Fuck



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This thread :lol: :lol: :lol:
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More lockdown enjoyment
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Depends on whether it has petrol in the tank.
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Yes. But also, no.
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Maybe. Defintely maybe.
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In your case, the govt pays the money to you. You then pay the employee that amount. On payday, you walk the employee (keeping safe distance) to the ATM and make him withdraw his pay and leaving an amount which equal what he would get for £3 an hour work. You then take the money and tell the employee to keep his mouth shut or he'd be on the next boat back to Cambodia. Your butler pulls up on a Rolls Royce and you leave the scene discreetly.
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Fanny Chmelar.
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Brylcreem innit.
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All depends on the angle of the dangle..
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