Has anyone heard from Globus?

Catman · Post by **Catman** » Tue Apr 28, 2020 3:52 am

Not seen for a week now. He always posts the crossword like clockwork.

Fear he may have been corona'd

Anonymous 1 · Post by **Anonymous 1** » Tue Apr 28, 2020 4:00 am

Catman wrote:Not seen for a week now. He always posts the crossword like clockwork.

Fear he may have been corona'd

This question was asked recently and Globby popped up

moosehead · Post by **moosehead** » Tue Apr 28, 2020 4:13 am

Secret life of Globus

CrazyIslander · Post by **CrazyIslander** » Tue Apr 28, 2020 5:23 am

Globus is leading one of the teams developing the vaccine.

massive_field_goal · Post by **massive_field_goal** » Tue Apr 28, 2020 5:29 am

haven't heard from him since kim jong un went silent.

hang on.......

could it be.....

there are many similarities...

CrazyIslander · Post by **CrazyIslander** » Tue Apr 28, 2020 5:32 am

massive_field_goal wrote:haven't heard from him since kim jong un went silent.

hang on....... could it be.....

there are many similarities...

Yep thats right. He performed the heart surgery and the Koreans are pissed off he didnt put Kim's heart back at the end.

Yourmother · Post by **Yourmother** » Tue Apr 28, 2020 6:36 am

It says last visited as blank.

Pretty sure that only happens when someone is permanently banned.

He may have asked the mods to lock his account.

Enzedder · Post by **Enzedder** » Tue Apr 28, 2020 7:25 am

Last posted 20 April - last visited 26 April

Not banned

memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=1985

Yourmother · Post by **Yourmother** » Tue Apr 28, 2020 7:32 am

Enzedder wrote:Last posted 20 April - last visited 26 April

Not banned

memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=1985

It is blank for me and other non mods presumably. Like I say I’ve only seen that when account is locked.

sorCrer · Post by **sorCrer** » Tue Apr 28, 2020 7:43 am

Is SON OK? Haven't seen him recently?

ScarfaceClaw · Post by **ScarfaceClaw** » Tue Apr 28, 2020 7:45 am

He’s doing shots of toilet duck as we speak.

DragsterDriver · Post by **DragsterDriver** » Tue Apr 28, 2020 7:57 am

Problem with his virgin I guess.

Keith · Post by **Keith** » Tue Apr 28, 2020 8:12 am

Still queueing outside B&Q so he can get sand, cement and paving slabs.

JB1981 · Post by **JB1981** » Tue Apr 28, 2020 8:16 am

Yourmother wrote:
Enzedder wrote:Last posted 20 April - last visited 26 April

Not banned

memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=1985
It is blank for me and other non mods presumably. Like I say I’ve only seen that when account is locked.

It’s blank for Eugenius too who is banned. Has anyone ever seen Eugenius and Globus in the same room?

Muttonbirds · Post by **Muttonbirds** » Tue Apr 28, 2020 8:37 am

Globus has developed a vaccine in the unused upper bedroom of his duplex using a Richard Hammond science kit.

Currently busy negotiating with Imperial College on naming rights.

Enzedder · Post by **Enzedder** » Tue Apr 28, 2020 8:44 am

Probably more likely related to the login issues, like Sneaker

crash 669 · Post by **crash 669** » Tue Apr 28, 2020 9:01 am

DragsterDriver wrote:Problem with his virgin I guess.

But enough about the management.

blindcider · Post by **blindcider** » Tue Apr 28, 2020 9:04 am

JB1981 wrote:
Yourmother wrote:
Enzedder wrote:Last posted 20 April - last visited 26 April

Not banned

memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=1985
It is blank for me and other non mods presumably. Like I say I’ve only seen that when account is locked.
It’s blank for Eugenius too who is banned. Has anyone ever seen Eugenius and Globus in the same room?

Isn't that an outcome of the 'hide my online status' option rather than an indication of anything else?

Enzedder · Post by **Enzedder** » Tue Apr 28, 2020 9:05 am

blindcider wrote:
Isn't that an outcome of the 'hide my online status' option rather than an indication of anything else?

I got too lazy to advise that, but you're correct

backrow · Post by **backrow** » Tue Apr 28, 2020 12:06 pm

He was quiet (thank god) since Cliftonsuspensionbridgebungy-gate

Maybe he finally realised with the virus that spending vast time on here, when you are not goofing off work, is a bit sad

Frodder · Post by **Frodder** » Tue Apr 28, 2020 1:20 pm

backrow wrote:He was quiet (thank god) since Cliftonsuspensionbridgebungy-gate

Maybe he finally realised with the virus that spending vast time on here, when you are not goofing off work, is a bit sad

That or his Internet connection is broken

Yourmother · Post by **Yourmother** » Tue Apr 28, 2020 5:38 pm

He’s probably under investigation for council stuff.

So keeping his head low. Or cops have seized his PC.

danny_fitz · Post by **danny_fitz** » Tue Apr 28, 2020 5:50 pm

Yourmother wrote:He’s probably under the patio.

Aunt Peggy was wise to his scheming and turned the tables on the Foinavon Strangler.

Fixed that

Kiwias · Post by **Kiwias** » Wed Apr 29, 2020 7:00 am

When I log in (no problems at all, btw), this notice appears and it got me wondering what happened on that day.

Most users ever online was 868 on 25 Nov 2013 00:55

Then it struck me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nV5zndjlv7w

message #2527204 · Post by **message #2527204** » Wed Apr 29, 2020 8:24 am

I imagine he received a call from Sir Dickie, and is currently sheltering from the worst on Necker island.

boere wors · Post by **boere wors** » Wed Apr 29, 2020 8:39 am

Kiwias wrote:When I log in (no problems at all, btw), this notice appears and it got me wondering what happened on that day.

Most users ever online was 868 on 25 Nov 2013 00:55
Then it struck me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nV5zndjlv7w

pieman99 · Post by **pieman99** » Wed Apr 29, 2020 8:59 am

In mourning for my old pal Genesis P Orridge who passed away last month. Went back a long way, worked together designing lift controllers for the BBC B Micro. Chris Serle (very tall man) always grateful. Pulled a few strings (mentioning no names, those in the know will get 'it') and got Throbbing Gristle their first gig, at Oundle School. A few of my DJ mates from the old days warmed the pupils up with their 7 inches. Gen was such a devil, said s/he wouldn't put me in the video but have a look at 48:25, great days. Modesty forbids but did start a few careers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkf9yUMluDE

sorCrer · Post by **sorCrer** » Wed Apr 29, 2020 9:11 am

Kiwias wrote:When I log in (no problems at all, btw), this notice appears and it got me wondering what happened on that day.

Most users ever online was 868 on 25 Nov 2013 00:55
Then it struck me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nV5zndjlv7w

Was my birthday. That brought a little tear to me eye./

MungoMan · Post by **MungoMan** » Wed Apr 29, 2020 9:16 am

Enzedder wrote:Probably more likely related to the login issues, like Sneaker

Yeah nah; the solipsistic bugger has assumed The CoronAIDS has carried off all we lesser breeds.

pyr0 · Post by **pyr0** » Wed Apr 29, 2020 1:03 pm

Kiwias wrote:When I log in (no problems at all, btw), this notice appears and it got me wondering what happened on that day.

Most users ever online was 868 on 25 Nov 2013 00:55
Then it struck me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nV5zndjlv7w

Nope, I will not be watching that again

ever

6.Jones · Post by **6.Jones** » Wed Apr 29, 2020 3:53 pm

JB1981 wrote:
Yourmother wrote:
Enzedder wrote:Last posted 20 April - last visited 26 April

Not banned

memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=1985
It is blank for me and other non mods presumably. Like I say I’ve only seen that when account is locked.
It’s blank for Eugenius too who is banned. Has anyone ever seen Eugenius and Globus in the same room?

Only Pablo Picasso and Jeff Koons.

Gwenno · Post by **Gwenno** » Wed Apr 29, 2020 4:36 pm

Fingers crossed

MungoMan · Post by **MungoMan** » Thu Apr 30, 2020 1:21 am

6.Jones wrote:
JB1981 wrote:
Yourmother wrote:
Enzedder wrote:Last posted 20 April - last visited 26 April

Not banned

memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=1985
It is blank for me and other non mods presumably. Like I say I’ve only seen that when account is locked.
It’s blank for Eugenius too who is banned. Has anyone ever seen Eugenius and Globus in the same room?
Only Pablo Picasso and Jeff Koons.

Unlike Pablo Picasso, Jeff Koons did get called an asshole.

backrow · Post by **backrow** » Thu Apr 30, 2020 2:29 pm

MungoMan wrote:
6.Jones wrote:
JB1981 wrote:
Yourmother wrote:
Enzedder wrote:Last posted 20 April - last visited 26 April

Not banned

memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=1985
It is blank for me and other non mods presumably. Like I say I’ve only seen that when account is locked.
It’s blank for Eugenius too who is banned. Has anyone ever seen Eugenius and Globus in the same room?
Only Pablo Picasso and Jeff Koons.
Unlike Pablo Picasso, Jeff Koons did get called an asshole.

A. There is always a Jeff involved in a first page of a globbied thread
B. I hate Koons

Short Man Syndrome · Post by **Short Man Syndrome** » Thu Apr 30, 2020 3:19 pm

Yeeb - this place is 5 mins up the road from me, it's one of my favourite places to eat and I think you'd love it. They do bottles of Stella for about $3 and the food is unbelievable (as you'd imagine with Texan bbq's) - https://www.terryblacksbbq.com/

backrow · Post by **backrow** » Thu Apr 30, 2020 3:25 pm

Short Man Syndrome wrote:Yeeb - this place is 5 mins up the road from me, it's one of my favourite places to eat and I think you'd love it. They do bottles of Stella for about $3 and the food is unbelievable (as you'd imagine with Texan bbq's) - https://www.terryblacksbbq.com/

That is good to know , if I’m ever that way (which I won’t be) then we can go there. Why are you there anyways, long way from Sonning Lane, Toto !

Mr Mike · Post by **Mr Mike** » Thu Apr 30, 2020 4:30 pm

backrow wrote:
Short Man Syndrome wrote:Yeeb - this place is 5 mins up the road from me, it's one of my favourite places to eat and I think you'd love it. They do bottles of Stella for about $3 and the food is unbelievable (as you'd imagine with Texan bbq's) - https://www.terryblacksbbq.com/
That is good to know , if I’m ever that way (which I won’t be) then we can go there. Why are you there anyways, long way from Sonning Lane, Toto !

They do great beef ribs but based on past posts I doubt you would like Black’s.

Enzedder · Post by **Enzedder** » Tue May 12, 2020 3:08 am

3 weeks now

moosehead · Post by **moosehead** » Tue May 12, 2020 3:12 am

Probaby Globus is a day or two away from discovering vaccine for Covid19 virus

Is there any scientific invention that Globus has not led in the last 100 years....

Mr Mike · Post by **Mr Mike** » Tue May 12, 2020 3:13 am

Hmmmm beef ribs... good bump