Queensland must fall

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And Victoria too. They are full of racists.























Ok, maybe I got it wrong on the full of racists part, but
Politician Suggests Victoria And Queensland Change Their Names Due To Link With Colonialism...Victorian Greens MP Lidia Thorpe, who was also the state's first Indigenous MP, said Victoria's name has links to our colonialist past and we should make it more Australian.

I say we change the name of the State of Victoria to something more Australian. I vote for "Shazza". Who is with me?


Queensland can be whatever it wants. Fvck you Queensland! :x
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Clogs wrote:And Victoria too. They are full of racists.

Ok, maybe I got it wrong on the full of racists part, but
Politician Suggests Victoria And Queensland Change Their Names Due To Link With Colonialism...Victorian Greens MP Lidia Thorpe, who was also the state's first Indigenous MP, said Victoria's name has links to our colonialist past and we should make it more Australian.

I say we change the name of the State of Victoria to something more Australian. I vote for "Shazza". Who is with me?


Queensland can be whatever it wants. Fvck you Queensland! :x
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Don't forget NSW.: damn imperial coalminers.

Don't forget Perth, named so after local Scottish Perth MP.

Sydney, damn Lord Sydney.

Melbourne has to go, crusty 19th century politician.

Maybe the thread should be about what shouldn't fall? Can or worms is so large that it would be best to start at the end point and work backwards.
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Caley_Red wrote:Don't forget NSW.: damn imperial coalminers.

Don't forget Perth, named so after local Scottish Perth MP.

Sydney, damn Lord Sydney.

Melbourne has to go, crusty 19th century politician.

Maybe the thread should be about what shouldn't fall? Can or worms is so large that it would be best to start at the end point and work backwards.

I appreciate your views. However you have not made it clear whether you are voting for Shazza or against?
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How about Sheilaland?
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New guy wrote:How about Sheilaland?

Isn't that a bit sexist?
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I hope they come up with something better than the proposed name for Hamilton "Patch of Gravel beside the river" Or Kirikiriroa
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Enzedder wrote:I hope they come up with something better than the proposed name for Hamilton "Patch of Gravel beside the river" Or Kirikiriroa

I have written in giving the government of New Zealand every reassurance that I guarantee that I would never set foot in the city if it were named Mr Buns.

I may have overshot as I now have it on good authority that the government is now considering changing the name of New Zealand to Mr Buns.
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Crimistan
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If only New Zealand had waited until now to have a referendum on the flag.
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Gavin Duffy wrote:Crimistan
Gav gets it
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Lets just formalise what the rest of us call Queensland anyway - Shithole
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To borrow from the late great Terry Pratchet, QLD could be renamed ecksecksecksecks.
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F@#k me the angst over the closed border is getting to you guys or is it the weather?
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Australia really is ground zero “practice” for the new woke world.
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bimboman wrote:Australia really is ground zero “practice” for the new woke world.
We’re starting to agonise a bit about the name of the country itself. Anything latin-based is a tad dodgy because... umm.
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Caley_Red wrote:Don't forget NSW.: damn imperial coalminers.

Don't forget Perth, named so after local Scottish Perth MP.

Sydney, damn Lord Sydney.

Melbourne has to go, crusty 19th century politician.

Maybe the thread should be about what shouldn't fall? Can or worms is so large that it would be best to start at the end point and work backwards.
There's no need to rename anything when you can just trick out the spelling by adding or changing a letter or two ...

Queenzland - ghettos it up with a keewee touch

NSFW - puts the "F" into NSW

Smelbourne - s'truth cobber

Perf - says it like it is ...
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kiwinoz wrote:F@#k me the angst over the closed border is getting to you guys or is it the weather?
Folk in the two plague states look across the ditch and it maddens them. Then start lashing out wildly.

Thing is, their arms are only long enough to reach Queensland.
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kiwinoz wrote:F@#k me the angst over the closed border is getting to you guys or is it the weather?
I hope Palaszczuk keeps the borders closed for a while longer. NSW and Vic are disease riddled hell holes right now and they can keep their plague to themselves. 21 new cases today in Victoria alone, that's more combined cases than QLD has had in weeks. Most of these cases are from returning overseas travelers, which just shows how infected the rest of the planet must be given that air arrivals have slowed to an absolute trickle.
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kiap wrote:
Caley_Red wrote:Don't forget NSW.: damn imperial coalminers.

Don't forget Perth, named so after local Scottish Perth MP.

Sydney, damn Lord Sydney.

Melbourne has to go, crusty 19th century politician.

Maybe the thread should be about what shouldn't fall? Can or worms is so large that it would be best to start at the end point and work backwards.
There's no need to rename anything when you can just trick out the spelling by adding or changing a letter or two ...

Queenzland - ghettos it up with a keewee touch

NSFW - puts the "F" into NSW

Smelbourne - s'truth cobber

Perf - says it like it is ...
They are all nice and call the whole place Chyna. Get some of that sweet yank money
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Ali's Choice wrote:
kiwinoz wrote:F@#k me the angst over the closed border is getting to you guys or is it the weather?
I hope Palaszczuk keeps the borders closed for a while longer. NSW and Vic are disease riddled hell holes right now and they can keep their plague to themselves. 21 new cases today in Victoria alone, that's more combined cases than QLD has had in weeks. Most of these cases are from returning overseas travelers, which just shows how infected the rest of the planet must be given that air arrivals have slowed to an absolute trickle.
Palaszczuk can build a wall.
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kiwinoz wrote:
Ali's Choice wrote:
kiwinoz wrote:F@#k me the angst over the closed border is getting to you guys or is it the weather?
I hope Palaszczuk keeps the borders closed for a while longer. NSW and Vic are disease riddled hell holes right now and they can keep their plague to themselves. 21 new cases today in Victoria alone, that's more combined cases than QLD has had in weeks. Most of these cases are from returning overseas travelers, which just shows how infected the rest of the planet must be given that air arrivals have slowed to an absolute trickle.
Palaszczuk can build a wall.
An make NSW pay for it!
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EverReady wrote:
kiap wrote:
Caley_Red wrote:Don't forget NSW.: damn imperial coalminers.

Don't forget Perth, named so after local Scottish Perth MP.

Sydney, damn Lord Sydney.

Melbourne has to go, crusty 19th century politician.

Maybe the thread should be about what shouldn't fall? Can or worms is so large that it would be best to start at the end point and work backwards.
There's no need to rename anything when you can just trick out the spelling by adding or changing a letter or two ...

Queenzland - ghettos it up with a keewee touch

NSFW - puts the "F" into NSW

Smelbourne - s'truth cobber

Perf - says it like it is ...
They are all nice and call the whole place Chyna. Get some of that sweet yank money
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Ali's Choice wrote:
kiwinoz wrote:
Ali's Choice wrote:
kiwinoz wrote:F@#k me the angst over the closed border is getting to you guys or is it the weather?
I hope Palaszczuk keeps the borders closed for a while longer. NSW and Vic are disease riddled hell holes right now and they can keep their plague to themselves. 21 new cases today in Victoria alone, that's more combined cases than QLD has had in weeks. Most of these cases are from returning overseas travelers, which just shows how infected the rest of the planet must be given that air arrivals have slowed to an absolute trickle.
Palaszczuk can build a wall.
An make NSW pay for it!
:lol: :thumbup:
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Zakar wrote:To borrow from the late great Terry Pratchet, QLD could be renamed ecksecksecksecks.
That's the name of the whole country/continent.
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Ali's Choice wrote:
kiwinoz wrote:
Ali's Choice wrote:
kiwinoz wrote:F@#k me the angst over the closed border is getting to you guys or is it the weather?
I hope Palaszczuk keeps the borders closed for a while longer. NSW and Vic are disease riddled hell holes right now and they can keep their plague to themselves. 21 new cases today in Victoria alone, that's more combined cases than QLD has had in weeks. Most of these cases are from returning overseas travelers, which just shows how infected the rest of the planet must be given that air arrivals have slowed to an absolute trickle.
Palaszczuk can build a wall.
An make NSW pay for it!
:lol: :thumbup:
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Nolanator wrote:
Zakar wrote:To borrow from the late great Terry Pratchet, QLD could be renamed ecksecksecksecks.
That's the name of the whole country/continent.
XXXX is but one fourth,

The rest is OZ.

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Well they’re gonna have to ditch “Australia” too then presumably as it wasn’t an aboriginal who thought that up?
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cubby boi wrote:Well they’re gonna have to ditch “Australia” too then presumably as it wasn’t an aboriginal who thought that up?
We've decided on Crimistan. Or possibly Crimagua. Might require a referendum.
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Nolanator wrote:
Zakar wrote:To borrow from the late great Terry Pratchet, QLD could be renamed ecksecksecksecks.
That's the name of the whole country/continent.
Yes, but there is a very single obvious reason as to why it mostly applies to QLD.
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Zakar wrote:
Nolanator wrote:
Zakar wrote:To borrow from the late great Terry Pratchet, QLD could be renamed ecksecksecksecks.
That's the name of the whole country/continent.
Yes, but there is a very single obvious reason as to why it mostly applies to QLD.
Well you could spell his name right. But we can't use the late great Mr Pratchett - he looks white
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All these Virtue Signallers should recognise that they themselves have benefited from the system. If they feel that strongly about it they can move back to the UK (leaving behind any property/possessions in Oz, which they can sign over the the Aboriginal groups). Changing names costs nothing.
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Same with the UK protesters, if they feel that strongly about it, sign over the title deeds to your house to BLM. I am sure they would appreciate it.
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kiap wrote:
Caley_Red wrote:Don't forget NSW.: damn imperial coalminers.

Don't forget Perth, named so after local Scottish Perth MP.

Sydney, damn Lord Sydney.

Melbourne has to go, crusty 19th century politician.

Maybe the thread should be about what shouldn't fall? Can or worms is so large that it would be best to start at the end point and work backwards.
There's no need to rename anything when you can just trick out the spelling by adding or changing a letter or two ...

Queenzland - ghettos it up with a keewee touch

NSFW - puts the "F" into NSW

Smelbourne - s'truth cobber

Perf - says it like it is ...
Holy shit. I was driving behind a beat up old Commodore (peptrol cap missing, natch) the other day with a QueeNZlander sticker and one of those kangaroo-silver fern hybrid things.

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Clogs wrote:
New guy wrote:How about Sheilaland?

Isn't that a bit sexist?
The capital can be named Bruce Town.
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Thanks for the suggestions, but we already have a perfectly suitable and widely accepted replacement lined up..

Kuntron

I'd be happy with that
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shanky wrote:Thanks for the suggestions, but we already have a perfectly suitable and widely accepted replacement lined up..

Kuntron

I'd be happy with that
As would be any right-thinking person; the dilemma being such are a minority.

I’m backing a new name with same general meaning as the old but without its imperialist connotations; a name I saw lying around seemingly unwanted and thought, I’ll be having that; as one does.

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Aboriginal words roll so nicely off the tongue. What's the Pama–Nyungan word(s) for "Land Where It's Mostly Bloody Hot and Dry, Except Where It's Not So Much So"?
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Nieghorn wrote:Aboriginal words roll so nicely off the tongue. What's the Pama–Nyungan word(s) for "Land Where It's Mostly Bloody Hot and Dry, Except Where It's Not So Much So"?


Shazza?











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shanky wrote:Thanks for the suggestions, but we already have a perfectly suitable and widely accepted replacement lined up..

Kuntron

I'd be happy with that
It also matches our constitution as it allows the kiwis to join too, if they want.
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