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Re: End of PR days..make your confessions. Absolution assure

Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2020 8:54 am
by MungoMan
Ted. wrote:
MungoMan wrote:And my confession: I’m more vocal at the ground than many of the folk who I suspect are Proper Rugby People.

I’m rather given to making helpful suggestions to the team I’m supporting, e.g. for god’s sake STOP those woeful box kicks, and to the referee, e.g. PLEASE lose the whistle. I occasionally boo the oppo kicker (but also grudgingly clap a particularly well-taken goal). I’m also very partial to booing, even tho’ my best efforts don’t match those of the true boomeisters one encounters at Mitre 10 Cup games. And I invariably produce a voluble display of displeasure when the hellish musical accompaniment at Suncorp continues when play has started / restarted.

None of this amuses Ms MungoSpouse.
I sat through a whole game with Mungoman and Mungospouse and didn't boo once or denounce the announcer or his music.

I confess there might be a wee lie in one of those statements.
You receive not nearly enough kudos for either your honesty or your restraint.

And for the avoidance of doubt, the benchmark booing was at the Rotorua ground and not the Caketin. Ted is off the hook.

Re: End of PR days..make your confessions. Absolution assure

Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2020 11:30 am
by Mahoney
Each time Ali's Choice posts his gloating Queensland COVID-19 stats a little part of me hopes that Queensland has a massive outbreak infecting hundreds of thousands and killing tens of thousands.

I freely acknowledge that the moment you think about it for so much of a nanosecond you realise it's a truly horrible & ridiculous reaction.

Ali's Choice - making those he interacts with worse people for 15 years.

Re: End of PR days..make your confessions. Absolution assure

Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2020 11:34 am
by MungoMan
Mahoney wrote:Each time Ali's Choice posts his gloating Queensland COVID-19 stats a little part of me hopes that Queensland has a massive outbreak infecting hundreds of thousands and killing tens of thousands.

I freely acknowledge that the moment you think about it for so much of a nanosecond you realise it's a truly horrible & ridiculous reaction.

Ali's Choice - making those he interacts with worse people for 15 years.
I feel almost as guilty merely for larfing

Re: End of PR days..make your confessions. Absolution assure

Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2020 11:41 am
by pieman99
I'd take the Lions winning a tour over England winning a world cup.

Re: End of PR days..make your confessions. Absolution assure

Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2020 12:05 pm
by koroke hangareka
Ellafan wrote:I once called Towny a pongo. He seemed genuinely hurt.
That's not really a confession though, is it? It's just repeating the offence.

Re: End of PR days..make your confessions. Absolution assure

Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2020 12:21 pm
by Fangle
Mahoney wrote:Each time Ali's Choice posts his gloating Queensland COVID-19 stats a little part of me hopes that Queensland has a massive outbreak infecting hundreds of thousands and killing tens of thousands.

I freely acknowledge that the moment you think about it for so much of a nanosecond you realise it's a truly horrible & ridiculous reaction.

Ali's Choice - making those he interacts with worse people for 15 years.
He does that to people. Ever since he started threads of Let’s laugh at ....
I think he does that deliberately.

Re: End of PR days..make your confessions. Absolution assure

Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2020 1:20 pm
by msp.
I heard about this place from Martin Johnson.. In 17 years I never told anyone that,,

Re: End of PR days..make your confessions. Absolution assure

Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2020 1:29 pm
by Mahoney
msp. wrote:I heard about this place from Martin Johnson.. In 17 years I never told anyone that,,
Torygraph or England great? I do hope Johnno used to post here...

Re: End of PR days..make your confessions. Absolution assure

Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2020 1:35 pm
by HKCJ
pieman99 wrote:I'd take the Lions winning a tour over England winning a world cup.
Nothing to be ashamed of I feel the same way.

Re: End of PR days..make your confessions. Absolution assure

Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2020 1:37 pm
by ScarfaceClaw
I posed for a photo in an England Rugby jersey. And not as a result of losing a bet.

Re: End of PR days..make your confessions. Absolution assure

Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2020 1:38 pm
by Lemoentjie
In games when SA lose, I prefer it to be a complete kak performance, rather than a close loss. This is because it makes the post-match shitfights a lot more entertaining.

Unfortunately we can't seem to stop winning at the moment!

Re: End of PR days..make your confessions. Absolution assure

Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2020 1:39 pm
by HighKingLeinster
Lemoentjie wrote:In games when SA lose, I prefer it to be a complete kak performance, rather than a close loss. This is because it makes the post-match shitfights a lot more entertaining.

Unfortunately we can't seem to stop winning at the moment!
either way, close or kak, you guys find a way to blame the ref

Re: End of PR days..make your confessions. Absolution assure

Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2020 1:47 pm
by msp.
Mahoney wrote:
msp. wrote:I heard about this place from Martin Johnson.. In 17 years I never told anyone that,,
Torygraph or England great? I do hope Johnno used to post here...
Rugby Great.. Just after the Lions Tour 2001.. (actually in 19 years)..

Re: End of PR days..make your confessions. Absolution assure

Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2020 1:48 pm
by shanky
OK. Here we go

I’ve been a registered poster for 15 years, but lurking for perhaps 17

In all that time, I’ve never been to a cabal, posted a pic, or revealed anything meaningful

This is because I have a public persona (and no, I’m not NFJ) that would mean I would be in deep shit if the (admittedly Australia-only) ‘world’ knew who I was.

With the 11th hour approaching, I wanted to get that off my chest, if for no other reason, than to explain why I never went to a cabal.

Peace.

Re: End of PR days..make your confessions. Absolution assure

Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2020 1:49 pm
by PCPhil
Listen, I’m not proud of it. I’d had a few drinks and was feeling a bit mellow.

Okay, I tried to engage Seneca in an adult conversation. I don’t want this ever mentioned again.

Re: End of PR days..make your confessions. Absolution assure

Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2020 1:52 pm
by shanky
PCPhil wrote:Listen, I’m not proud of it. I’d had a few drinks and was feeling a bit mellow.

Okay, I tried to engage Seneca in an adult conversation. I don’t want this ever mentioned again.
Thanks for sharing. We’re with you on that.
Bring it in, bro

<hugz>

Re: End of PR days..make your confessions. Absolution assure

Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2020 1:55 pm
by Mahoney
shanky wrote:OK. Here we go

I’ve been a registered poster for 15 years, but lurking for perhaps 17

In all that time, I’ve never been to a cabal, posted a pic, or revealed anything meaningful

This is because I have a public persona (and no, I’m not NFJ) that would mean I would be in deep shit if the (admittedly Australia-only) ‘world’ knew who I was.

With the 11th hour approaching, I wanted to get that off my chest, if for no other reason, than to explain why I never went to a cabal.

Peace.
Guessing who you are should keep everyone entertained until the curtain comes down.

Re: End of PR days..make your confessions. Absolution assure

Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2020 1:55 pm
by sewa
I actually support Ireland, I just say I don't to infuriate the swarm group think

Re: End of PR days..make your confessions. Absolution assure

Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2020 1:55 pm
by Mahoney
msp. wrote:
Mahoney wrote:
msp. wrote:I heard about this place from Martin Johnson.. In 17 years I never told anyone that,,
Torygraph or England great? I do hope Johnno used to post here...
Rugby Great.. Just after the Lions Tour 2001.. (actually in 19 years)..
Come on, we need more than that - was he recommending the forum or the site? Did he suggest he'd actually engaged with people on here?!

Re: End of PR days..make your confessions. Absolution assure

Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2020 1:56 pm
by shanky
I only mention it because I’ve been smeshed for years for being anti-social. I was looking to clear my record

Re: End of PR days..make your confessions. Absolution assure

Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2020 1:59 pm
by HighKingLeinster
shanky wrote:I only mention it because I’ve been smeshed for years for being anti-social. I was looking to clear my record
I reckon your that short chippy bald cvnt off Masterchef Australia, George Greeksoundingnamepolis

Re: End of PR days..make your confessions. Absolution assure

Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2020 2:04 pm
by shanky
HighKingLeinster wrote:
shanky wrote:I only mention it because I’ve been smeshed for years for being anti-social. I was looking to clear my record
I reckon your that short chippy bald cvnt off Masterchef Australia, George Greeksoundingnamepolis

:lol: :lol:
Fvck that cvnt. He’s penniless now, ripped off his workers. :x

Not me. I’d be more like the dude with the cravat.
8)

Re: End of PR days..make your confessions. Absolution assure

Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2020 2:07 pm
by Thomas
I've never been to a cabal because the thought of telling my wife I'm heading off to meet some socially inept retards from the internet fills me with dread.

Re: End of PR days..make your confessions. Absolution assure

Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2020 2:09 pm
by shanky
Thomas wrote:I've never been to a cabal because the thought of telling my wife I'm heading off to meet some socially inept retards from the internet fills me with dread.
:lol:

But you’ve been to an orgy

God, I love this place

Re: End of PR days..make your confessions. Absolution assure

Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2020 2:21 pm
by pieman99
I once had a rewarding conversation with Globus only using quotes from Withnail & I.

Re: End of PR days..make your confessions. Absolution assure

Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2020 2:22 pm
by shanky
pieman99 wrote:I once had a rewarding conversation with Globus only using quotes from Withnail & I.
Damn. That’s impressive.

And a credit to the both of you. :thumbup:

Re: End of PR days..make your confessions. Absolution assure

Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2020 2:23 pm
by Taranaki Snapper
I've met a couple of cunts but mostly good cunts, several of whom have become good cunts IRL...

Re: End of PR days..make your confessions. Absolution assure

Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2020 2:25 pm
by shanky
Taranaki Snapper wrote:I've met a couple of cunts but mostly good cunts, several of whom have become good cunts IRL...
I’ve been hard on you in the past. Sorry about that, genuinely.

Commie cvnt.

Re: End of PR days..make your confessions. Absolution assure

Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2020 2:27 pm
by pieman99
shanky wrote:
pieman99 wrote:I once had a rewarding conversation with Globus only using quotes from Withnail & I.
Damn. That’s impressive.

And a credit to the both of you. :thumbup:
Oh, he didn't realise :lol: I think I mainly used the dialogue from The Crow.

Re: End of PR days..make your confessions. Absolution assure

Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2020 2:28 pm
by shanky
pieman99 wrote:
shanky wrote:
pieman99 wrote:I once had a rewarding conversation with Globus only using quotes from Withnail & I.
Damn. That’s impressive.

And a credit to the both of you. :thumbup:
Oh, he didn't realise :lol: I think I mainly used the dialogue from The Crow.
:lol:

Re: End of PR days..make your confessions. Absolution assure

Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2020 2:35 pm
by Waratah
Mahoney wrote:
shanky wrote:This is because I have a public persona (and no, I’m not NFJ) that would mean I would be in deep shit if the (admittedly Australia-only) ‘world’ knew who I was.

With the 11th hour approaching, I wanted to get that off my chest, if for no other reason, than to explain why I never went to a cabal.
Guessing who you are should keep everyone entertained until the curtain comes down.
OP something of a clue.
shanky wrote:Despite our apparent rapport, I always secretly looked down on Towny, because he was ‘Other ranks’.
Shanky is Cate McGregor and I claim my gender reassignment surgery voucher.

Re: End of PR days..make your confessions. Absolution assure

Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2020 2:41 pm
by shanky
:lol:

Because I’ve spent 17 years empathising with marginalised communities?


Me..empathy

:lol:

Re: End of PR days..make your confessions. Absolution assure

Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2020 2:43 pm
by danny_fitz
I had three popadoms at the curry night cabal when everyone else only had two.

Re: End of PR days..make your confessions. Absolution assure

Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2020 2:50 pm
by HighKingLeinster
pieman99 wrote:
shanky wrote:
pieman99 wrote:I once had a rewarding conversation with Globus only using quotes from Withnail & I.
Damn. That’s impressive.

And a credit to the both of you. :thumbup:
Oh, he didn't realise :lol: I think I mainly used the dialogue from The Crow.
pretty sure he wrote the script for The Crow

Re: End of PR days..make your confessions. Absolution assure

Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2020 2:53 pm
by Sandstorm
danny_fitz wrote:I had three popadoms at the curry night cabal when everyone else only had two.
Burn him!

Re: End of PR days..make your confessions. Absolution assure

Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2020 2:54 pm
by HighKingLeinster
Sandstorm wrote:
danny_fitz wrote:I had three popadoms at the curry night cabal when everyone else only had two.
Burn him!
you'll have no problem catching the fat fvck after all those popadoms

Re: End of PR days..make your confessions. Absolution assure

Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2020 2:57 pm
by Anonymous 1
MungoMan wrote:
Anonymous. wrote:Ireland sports team got my support when not playing England before PR got swarmed
Well done that man for that confession!

Must have been like pulling your own teeth sans anaesthetic.
It's a weight lifted

Re: End of PR days..make your confessions. Absolution assure

Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2020 7:39 pm
by Fangle
For a long time I have supported England against Ireland and Wales.

Re: End of PR days..make your confessions. Absolution assure

Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2020 7:40 pm
by Sandstorm
Gloatbus thread for Shanky.

Re: End of PR days..make your confessions. Absolution assure

Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2020 7:43 pm
by Gavin Duffy
Fangle wrote:For a long time I have supported England against Ireland and Wales.
Hell awaits you.