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Amber Turd - trending on twatter

Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2020 5:27 pm
by Yer Man
Like many people I rather assumed this was a meltdown in Trumpistan.

But it wasn't - it's about how Johnny Depp and the artist formerly known as Amber Heard broke up...

https://twitter.com/hashtag/amberturd?lang=en

She shat the bed. Literally. :shock:

Re: Amber Turd - trending on twatter

Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2020 5:32 pm
by eldanielfire
Did make me giggle.

Re: Amber Turd - trending on twatter

Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2020 5:45 pm
by Leinsterman
Some of the other tweets with "trigger warning!" and "it's extremely triggering" talking about Depp. :lol:

Re: Amber Turd - trending on twatter

Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2020 12:32 am
by Couch
I would let Amber drop a turd on me any day

Don't judge me.

Re: Amber Turd - trending on twatter

Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2020 7:35 am
by eldanielfire
In more appealing celebrity news, after finding out his wife was cheating on him, Will Smith smashing Margot Robbie and maybe Charliez Theron. :thumbup: (if true, the whole thing seems confusing)

Re: Amber Turd - trending on twatter

Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2020 3:23 pm
by eldanielfire
Trending on the twitter again. Seems tweets are saying she's giving veyr different accounts to what she recorded before and even what she is saying in court:
Within a few minutes Amber Heard just admitted to the court she’d taken mushrooms and MDMA at Cochella musical festival, then backtracked saying she hadn’t taken the drugs @9NewsAUS

Re: Amber Turd - trending on twatter

Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2020 3:26 pm
by DOB
She's the living breathing literal embodiment of the old saying that "No matter how hot she is, someone, somewhere, is sick of her shit."

Re: Amber Turd - trending on twatter

Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2020 3:31 pm
by eldanielfire
DOB wrote:She's the living breathing literal embodiment of the old saying that "No matter how hot she is, someone, somewhere, is sick of her shit."
:lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup:

Re: Amber Turd - trending on twatter

Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2020 3:33 pm
by Mick Mannock
DOB wrote:She's the living breathing literal embodiment of the old saying that "No matter how hot she is, someone, somewhere, is sick of her shit."

Well put.

Re: Amber Turd - trending on twatter

Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2020 3:40 pm
by Inch high hogs eye
He wasn’t a convicted wife beater before the Sun labelled him, so how is this not an open and shut case? Shirley it’s the Sun’s legal team that have shat the bed?

Re: Amber Turd - trending on twatter

Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2020 3:56 pm
by eldanielfire
Inch high hogs eye wrote:He wasn’t a convicted wife beater before the Sun labelled him, so how is this not an open and shut case? Shirley it’s the Sun’s legal team that have shat the bed?
How was it first reported. I first Herad of it when Heard out her possibly faked photos on social media and obtained a temporary restraining order on Depp. That was 2016, the Sun headline came in 2018. I assume it was common knowledge that Heard and Deep had had fights or that Heard had claimed and got a court order against Depp and The Sun was reporting on that. Not that I'd want to defend the Sun x( I guess The Sun made further claims about it which were false.

Re: Amber Turd - trending on twatter

Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2020 6:37 pm
by Morgan14
eldanielfire wrote:In more appealing celebrity news, after finding out his wife was cheating on him, Will Smith smashing Margot Robbie and maybe Charliez Theron. :thumbup: (if true, the whole thing seems confusing)

Wow, if true that's impressive rebounding / revenge / one-upmanship!


and Couch, :lol: :lol:
Couch wrote:I would let Amber drop a turd on me any day

Don't judge me.

Re: Amber Turd - trending on twatter

Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2020 6:50 pm
by Inch high hogs eye
eldanielfire wrote:
Inch high hogs eye wrote:He wasn’t a convicted wife beater before the Sun labelled him, so how is this not an open and shut case? Shirley it’s the Sun’s legal team that have shat the bed?
How was it first reported. I first Herad of it when Heard out her possibly faked photos on social media and obtained a temporary restraining order on Depp. That was 2016, the Sun headline came in 2018. I assume it was common knowledge that Heard and Deep had had fights or that Heard had claimed and got a court order against Depp and The Sun was reporting on that. Not that I'd want to defend the Sun x( I guess The Sun made further claims about it which were false.
I was arsed to look it up - basically one of the editors wrote the headline “Potty - How can JK Rowling be 'genuinely happy' casting wife-beater Johnny Depp in the new Fantastic Beasts film?", solely based on the dirty divan diva’s previous claims...

Re: Amber Turd - trending on twatter

Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2020 9:13 pm
by Salient
Inch high hogs eye wrote:He wasn’t a convicted wife beater before the Sun labelled him, so how is this not an open and shut case? Shirley it’s the Sun’s legal team that have shat the bed?
Exactly so, ex-partners are all talking about him in glowing terms.

Anyone heard from Amber's Investigator, oh that's right, didn't exactly go according to the Amber agenda, she shat on the bed on that one :D

Re: Amber Turd - trending on twatter

Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2020 12:49 am
by UncleFB
Couch wrote:I would let Amber drop a turd on me any day

Don't judge me.
:lol:

Johnny clearly forgot to check the crazy hot scale when hooking up with her.