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All Blacks renamed..

Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2020 11:18 am
by madman
All Blacks to change their name .

https://doublebaytoday.com/new-zealand- ... me-blacks/
The New Zealand Prime Minister has announced the country’s national Rugby Union team will change its name in a push for racial equality.
“From today New Zealand’s Rugby team will be officially known as the ‘Some Blacks,” says Jacinda Ardern. “The new name more accurately reflects the ethnic diversity of our team.”
“We need to recognise our white players, without marginalising our indigenous players.”
Critics say the name change is an over reaction, given the name ‘All Blacks’ isn’t even a reference to skin colour.

“That’s not relevant,” says Ardern. “In today’s climate, we don’t want to take any chances.”
It remains unclear when international rugby matches will re-commence as officials navigate the Covid-19 pandemic.
But Ardern says she’s confident name change will be fully implemented by the time games re-commence.

Re: All Blacks renamed..

Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2020 6:30 am
by usermame
Jesus.

Re: All Blacks renamed..

Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2020 6:36 am
by Bindi
And people give Saffas shit about their comedy.

*checks source location

Shit.

Re: All Blacks renamed..

Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2020 6:51 am
by Zakar
Double Bay today is pretty much the Betoota Advocate if it was run by unfunny plum from the eastern suburbs.

Re: All Blacks renamed..

Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2020 1:36 pm
by Harveys
Bindi wrote: Fri Sep 04, 2020 6:36 am And people give Saffas shit about their comedy.

*checks source location

Shit.
:lol: :thumbup:

Re: All Blacks renamed..

Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2020 5:49 pm
by CrazyIslander
Harveys wrote: Fri Sep 04, 2020 1:36 pm
Bindi wrote: Fri Sep 04, 2020 6:36 am And people give Saffas shit about their comedy.

*checks source location

Shit.
:lol: :thumbup:
:lol:

Re: All Blacks renamed..

Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2020 11:06 pm
by MungoMan
Bindi wrote: Fri Sep 04, 2020 6:36 am And people give Saffas shit about their comedy.

*checks source location

Shit.
:lol: :lol:

Re: All Blacks renamed..

Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2020 10:05 am
by mightyreds
I can actually imagine Jacinta saying that at her politically correct peak.

She's done a great job with the pandemic, though, even if all it took was a few loose cannons to mess it up again, however mild it may be compared to the worst countries.

Re: All Blacks renamed..

Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2020 6:56 am
by Muttonbirds
We in NZ have a similar satire news outlet called The Civilian. Don't think they'd go near this sort of material though.

Re: All Blacks renamed..

Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2020 7:58 am
by towny
mightyreds wrote: Sat Sep 05, 2020 10:05 am I can actually imagine Jacinta saying that at her politically correct peak.

She's done a great job with the pandemic, though, even if all it took was a few loose cannons to mess it up again, however mild it may be compared to the worst countries.
You can imagine her saying that? Really?

Re: All Blacks renamed..

Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2020 10:41 am
by booji boy
towny wrote: Sun Sep 06, 2020 7:58 am
mightyreds wrote: Sat Sep 05, 2020 10:05 am I can actually imagine Jacinta saying that at her politically correct peak.

She's done a great job with the pandemic, though, even if all it took was a few loose cannons to mess it up again, however mild it may be compared to the worst countries.
You can imagine her saying that? Really?
Yep. Just imagine her starting each sentence with a concerned, furrowed brow then breaking into a big toothy smile midway through each sentence. It's easy if you try.

Re: All Blacks renamed..

Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2020 11:00 am
by Dark
She wouldn't be able to pronounce that many "t"s tbf

Re: All Blacks renamed..

Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2020 6:04 pm
by Murdoch
booji boy wrote: Sun Sep 06, 2020 10:41 am
towny wrote: Sun Sep 06, 2020 7:58 am
mightyreds wrote: Sat Sep 05, 2020 10:05 am I can actually imagine Jacinta saying that at her politically correct peak.

She's done a great job with the pandemic, though, even if all it took was a few loose cannons to mess it up again, however mild it may be compared to the worst countries.
You can imagine her saying that? Really?
Yep. Just imagine her starting each sentence with a concerned, furrowed brow then breaking into a big toothy smile midway through each sentence. It's easy if you try.
Rent free.

Re: All Blacks renamed..

Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2020 11:46 pm
by True Blue
That's about as funny as a spicy shit. :|

Re: All Blacks renamed..

Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2020 1:47 am
by Jerome Manning
towny wrote: Sun Sep 06, 2020 7:58 am
mightyreds wrote: Sat Sep 05, 2020 10:05 am I can actually imagine Jacinta saying that at her politically correct peak.

She's done a great job with the pandemic, though, even if all it took was a few loose cannons to mess it up again, however mild it may be compared to the worst countries.
You can imagine her saying that? Really?
I would not be be surprised to see the All Blacks renamed within the next 20 years.

Re: All Blacks renamed..

Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2020 2:31 am
by Thomas
towny wrote: Sun Sep 06, 2020 7:58 am
mightyreds wrote: Sat Sep 05, 2020 10:05 am I can actually imagine Jacinta saying that at her politically correct peak.

She's done a great job with the pandemic, though, even if all it took was a few loose cannons to mess it up again, however mild it may be compared to the worst countries.
You can imagine her saying that? Really?
Old mate thinks there actually is a Gay Mafia.

Re: All Blacks renamed..

Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2020 4:00 am
by Harveys
Jerome Manning wrote: Mon Sep 07, 2020 1:47 am
towny wrote: Sun Sep 06, 2020 7:58 am
mightyreds wrote: Sat Sep 05, 2020 10:05 am I can actually imagine Jacinta saying that at her politically correct peak.

She's done a great job with the pandemic, though, even if all it took was a few loose cannons to mess it up again, however mild it may be compared to the worst countries.
You can imagine her saying that? Really?
I would not be be surprised to see the All Blacks renamed within the next 20 years.
Yup, sounds completely mental, as did a lot a lot of the looney crap that’s gaining traction today sound equally mental 10 years ago.

Re: All Blacks renamed..

Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2020 4:09 am
by Anonymous 1
mightyreds wrote: Sat Sep 05, 2020 10:05 am I can actually imagine Jacinta saying that at her politically correct peak.
That is because you are a fucking moron