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Is it important to be taller than your partner? Could you marry Karlie Kloss?

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No it isn't

Thank god
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Horrendous gingham dress. 2/10 WNB
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I would marry the shit out of that tbh

She would be 3 inches shorter than me still
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Is this where we all reply:

Parklife.
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I've always had a thing for tall, dark haired women.

So I married a short blonde :?
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My late pal's daughter is taller than KK. He was a "registered giant" in his time at 6ft 7.

She is 6ft 6 (and she is just a lovely girl). Marrying a friend of the Management who is about 5ft 10 (he's great).

I'm designing the wedding service for them, to their wishes.

Her two brothers are huge.
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happyhooker wrote:No it isn't

Thank god
:lol:
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jdogscoop wrote:Horrendous gingham dress. 2/10 WNB
Imagine her in lingerie though.
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ScarfaceClaw wrote:Is this where we all reply:

Parklife.
I confess I still don't know what the connotations are of this towards me.

Not that bothered.
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globus wrote:My late pal's daughter is taller than KK. He was a "registered giant" in his time at 6ft 7.

She is 6ft 6 (and she is just a lovely girl). Marrying a friend of the Management who is about 5ft 10 (he's great).

I'm designing the wedding service for them, to their wishes.

Her two brothers are huge.
Of course you are.




























Oh, and 'Parklife'
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I do funerals as well. So if you require my services just ask. Make sure I get your wishes in time.
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happyhooker wrote:No it isn't

Thank god
It's be great for you, if you got a step ladder you could go up on her.
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globus wrote:
ScarfaceClaw wrote:Is this where we all reply:

Parklife.
I confess I still don't know what the connotations are of this towards me.

Not that bothered.
Globus - just for once, it's not a reference about you, or any lifts or brain surgery, or having a cup of tea and thinking about leaving the house.



Parklife
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But what does it mean?
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How tall is she? Would she proportionally have a looser vagina?



Go on YouTube and watch Blur Parklife.
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globus wrote:I do funerals as well. So if you require my services just ask. Make sure I get your wishes in time.
So you are an undertaker too, another impressive talent to add to your already burgeoning CV.


























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DragsterDriver wrote:How tall is she? Would she proportionally have a looser vagina?



Go on YouTube and watch Blur Parklife.
I know the song but not sure how it's being applied on here.
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My first wife was taller than her.


I put my trousers on, have a cup of tea and I think about leaving the house
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globus wrote:But what does it mean?
1. Parklife
Globus remix
Confidence is a preference for the habitual bullshitter of what is known as
(Parklife)
And morning crossword can be avoided if you take a route straight through what is known as
(Parklife)
The Management gave me brewer's droop, She intimidates me by the dirty pigeons, they love a bit of her
(Parklife)
Who's that gut lord marching (they gave me a Salute), you should cut down on your porklife mate, get some exercise
All the Famous people
So many Famous people
And they all go hand-in-hand
Hand-in-hand through their parklife
Know what I mean?
I get up when I want except on Wednesdays when I get rudely awakened by the need to Post on the Forum
(Parklife)
I put my trousers on, have a cup of tea and I think about performing emergency Cranial Surgery
(Parklife)
I feed the Kiddywinks, I sometimes feed the grand-kiddywinks too
It gives me a sense of enormous well-being
(Parklife)
And then I'm happy for the rest of the day safe in the knowledge there will always be a bit of my Wallet devoted to it
All the Famous people
So many Famous people
And they all go hand-in-hand
Hand-in-hand through their parklife
Parklife
(Parklife)
Parklife
(Parklife)
It's got nothing to do with Vorsprung durch technique, you know? Should have bought a Ford Kuga tbf
(Parklife)
(Parklife) and it's not about you joggers who go round and round and round Oundle (parklife)
(Parklife)
All the Famous people
So many Famous people
And they all go hand-in-hand
Hand-in-hand through their parklife
All the Famous people
So many Famous people
And they all go hand-in-hand
Hand-in-hand through their parklife
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My better half is taller than I. I'm 5'11
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backrow wrote:
globus wrote:But what does it mean?
1. Parklife
Globus remix
Confidence is a preference for the habitual bullshitter of what is known as
(Parklife)
And morning crossword can be avoided if you take a route straight through what is known as
(Parklife)
The Management gave me brewer's droop, She intimidates me by the dirty pigeons, they love a bit of her
(Parklife)
Who's that gut lord marching (they gave me a Salute), you should cut down on your porklife mate, get some exercise
All the Famous people
So many Famous people
And they all go hand-in-hand
Hand-in-hand through their parklife
Know what I mean?
I get up when I want except on Wednesdays when I get rudely awakened by the need to Post on the Forum
(Parklife)
I put my trousers on, have a cup of tea and I think about performing emergency Cranial Surgery
(Parklife)
I feed the Kiddywinks, I sometimes feed the grand-kiddywinks too
It gives me a sense of enormous well-being
(Parklife)
And then I'm happy for the rest of the day safe in the knowledge there will always be a bit of my Wallet devoted to it
All the Famous people
So many Famous people
And they all go hand-in-hand
Hand-in-hand through their parklife
Parklife
(Parklife)
Parklife
(Parklife)
It's got nothing to do with Vorsprung durch technique, you know? Should have bought a Ford Kuga tbf
(Parklife)
(Parklife) and it's not about you joggers who go round and round and round Oundle (parklife)
(Parklife)
All the Famous people
So many Famous people
And they all go hand-in-hand
Hand-in-hand through their parklife
All the Famous people
So many Famous people
And they all go hand-in-hand
Hand-in-hand through their parklife
:lol:
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backrow wrote:
globus wrote:But what does it mean?
1. Parklife
Globus remix
Confidence is a preference for the habitual bullshitter of what is known as
(Parklife)
And morning crossword can be avoided if you take a route straight through what is known as
(Parklife)
The Management gave me brewer's droop, She intimidates me by the dirty pigeons, they love a bit of her
(Parklife)
Who's that gut lord marching (they gave me a Salute), you should cut down on your porklife mate, get some exercise
All the Famous people
So many Famous people
And they all go hand-in-hand
Hand-in-hand through their parklife
Know what I mean?
I get up when I want except on Wednesdays when I get rudely awakened by the need to Post on the Forum
(Parklife)
I put my trousers on, have a cup of tea and I think about performing emergency Cranial Surgery
(Parklife)
I feed the Kiddywinks, I sometimes feed the grand-kiddywinks too
It gives me a sense of enormous well-being
(Parklife)
And then I'm happy for the rest of the day safe in the knowledge there will always be a bit of my Wallet devoted to it
All the Famous people
So many Famous people
And they all go hand-in-hand
Hand-in-hand through their parklife
Parklife
(Parklife)
Parklife
(Parklife)
It's got nothing to do with Vorsprung durch technique, you know? Should have bought a Ford Kuga tbf
(Parklife)
(Parklife) and it's not about you joggers who go round and round and round Oundle (parklife)
(Parklife)
All the Famous people
So many Famous people
And they all go hand-in-hand
Hand-in-hand through their parklife
All the Famous people
So many Famous people
And they all go hand-in-hand
Hand-in-hand through their parklife
Magnificent.
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globus wrote:Is it important to be taller than your partner? Could you marry Karlie Kloss?

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Absolutely would, she'd be a good 6 inches shorter than myself.

EDIT: Actually, Kloss is shorter than my fiancée at 6'3.
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backrow wrote:
globus wrote:But what does it mean?
1. Parklife
Globus remix
Confidence is a preference for the habitual bullshitter of what is known as
(Parklife)
And morning crossword can be avoided if you take a route straight through what is known as
(Parklife)
The Management gave me brewer's droop, She intimidates me by the dirty pigeons, they love a bit of her
(Parklife)
Who's that gut lord marching (they gave me a Salute), you should cut down on your porklife mate, get some exercise
All the Famous people
So many Famous people
And they all go hand-in-hand
Hand-in-hand through their parklife
Know what I mean?
I get up when I want except on Wednesdays when I get rudely awakened by the need to Post on the Forum
(Parklife)
I put my trousers on, have a cup of tea and I think about performing emergency Cranial Surgery
(Parklife)
I feed the Kiddywinks, I sometimes feed the grand-kiddywinks too
It gives me a sense of enormous well-being
(Parklife)
And then I'm happy for the rest of the day safe in the knowledge there will always be a bit of my Wallet devoted to it
All the Famous people
So many Famous people
And they all go hand-in-hand
Hand-in-hand through their parklife
Parklife
(Parklife)
Parklife
(Parklife)
It's got nothing to do with Vorsprung durch technique, you know? Should have bought a Ford Kuga tbf
(Parklife)
(Parklife) and it's not about you joggers who go round and round and round Oundle (parklife)
(Parklife)
All the Famous people
So many Famous people
And they all go hand-in-hand
Hand-in-hand through their parklife
All the Famous people
So many Famous people
And they all go hand-in-hand
Hand-in-hand through their parklife
That is brilliant :lol:
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Outstanding backrow :lol:

"round and round...Oundle"
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backrow wrote:
globus wrote:But what does it mean?
1. Parklife
Globus remix
Confidence is a preference for the habitual bullshitter of what is known as
(Parklife)
And morning crossword can be avoided if you take a route straight through what is known as
(Parklife)
The Management gave me brewer's droop, She intimidates me by the dirty pigeons, they love a bit of her
(Parklife)
Who's that gut lord marching (they gave me a Salute), you should cut down on your porklife mate, get some exercise
All the Famous people
So many Famous people
And they all go hand-in-hand
Hand-in-hand through their parklife
Know what I mean?
I get up when I want except on Wednesdays when I get rudely awakened by the need to Post on the Forum
(Parklife)
I put my trousers on, have a cup of tea and I think about performing emergency Cranial Surgery
(Parklife)
I feed the Kiddywinks, I sometimes feed the grand-kiddywinks too
It gives me a sense of enormous well-being
(Parklife)
And then I'm happy for the rest of the day safe in the knowledge there will always be a bit of my Wallet devoted to it
All the Famous people
So many Famous people
And they all go hand-in-hand
Hand-in-hand through their parklife
Parklife
(Parklife)
Parklife
(Parklife)
It's got nothing to do with Vorsprung durch technique, you know? Should have bought a Ford Kuga tbf
(Parklife)
(Parklife) and it's not about you joggers who go round and round and round Oundle (parklife)
(Parklife)
All the Famous people
So many Famous people
And they all go hand-in-hand
Hand-in-hand through their parklife
All the Famous people
So many Famous people
And they all go hand-in-hand
Hand-in-hand through their parklife

Fantastic work :lol: :lol: :thumbup:
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Azlan Roar wrote:Image
He's saying Oundle
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Ta chaps

This thread didn't go as he planned I suspect !
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backrow wrote:Ta chaps

This thread didn't go as he planned I suspect !
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Backrow, that might just be post of the year material.
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backrow wrote:
globus wrote:But what does it mean?
1. Parklife
Globus remix
Confidence is a preference for the habitual bullshitter of what is known as
(Parklife)
And morning crossword can be avoided if you take a route straight through what is known as
(Parklife)
The Management gave me brewer's droop, She intimidates me by the dirty pigeons, they love a bit of her
(Parklife)
Who's that gut lord marching (they gave me a Salute), you should cut down on your porklife mate, get some exercise
All the Famous people
So many Famous people
And they all go hand-in-hand
Hand-in-hand through their parklife
Know what I mean?
I get up when I want except on Wednesdays when I get rudely awakened by the need to Post on the Forum
(Parklife)
I put my trousers on, have a cup of tea and I think about performing emergency Cranial Surgery
(Parklife)
I feed the Kiddywinks, I sometimes feed the grand-kiddywinks too
It gives me a sense of enormous well-being
(Parklife)
And then I'm happy for the rest of the day safe in the knowledge there will always be a bit of my Wallet devoted to it
All the Famous people
So many Famous people
And they all go hand-in-hand
Hand-in-hand through their parklife
Parklife
(Parklife)
Parklife
(Parklife)
It's got nothing to do with Vorsprung durch technique, you know? Should have bought a Ford Kuga tbf
(Parklife)
(Parklife) and it's not about you joggers who go round and round and round Oundle (parklife)
(Parklife)
All the Famous people
So many Famous people
And they all go hand-in-hand
Hand-in-hand through their parklife
All the Famous people
So many Famous people
And they all go hand-in-hand
Hand-in-hand through their parklife
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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I didn't know parklife jokes had been made about him before until I browsed his recent posts to be fair - seems samshark invented this.

In the country lyrics can stay pretty much as they are tbf
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globus wrote:Is it important to be taller than your partner? Could you marry Karlie Kloss?

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She's only 6ft 2 according to Wikipedia - how short are those guys in that photo?!

I totally would.

Then again I'm 6ft 4in.

It gives me a feeling of enormous well-being.

:smug:
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P in VG wrote:
globus wrote:Is it important to be taller than your partner? Could you marry Karlie Kloss?

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She's only 6ft 2 according to Wikipedia - how short are those guys in that photo?!

I totally would.

Then again I'm 6ft 4in.

It gives me a feeling of enormous well-being.

:smug:
It's a photoshop, check the guy in black in front , his foot - light looks all wrong like it has a Halo.

Edit. Parklife.
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globus wrote:Is it important to be taller than your partner? Could you marry Karlie Kloss?

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She would be the same height as me so in any sort of heels she would be a good bit taller. Still though, would
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backrow wrote:
It's a photoshop, check the guy in black in front , his foot - light looks all wrong like it has a Halo.
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Parklife.
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I'm only 5"8 barefoot but I bet I could bury her in an awesome front on tackle.

#Parklife.
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Anyone else now reading every post in Phil Daniels voice, or is that just me ?

Edit. Parklife.
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