Prince Harry in Tonga

CrazyIslander · Post by **CrazyIslander** » Thu Oct 25, 2018 10:27 pm

And Meaghan looks edible.

Welcome Harry!

Jay Cee Gee · Post by **Jay Cee Gee** » Thu Oct 25, 2018 10:31 pm

Perpetuating stereotypes about South Sea Islanders being cannibals?

CrazyIslander · Post by **CrazyIslander** » Thu Oct 25, 2018 10:40 pm

Jay Cee Gee wrote:Perpetuating stereotypes about South Sea Islanders being cannibals?

Didn't think of that.
Shes grown on me.

CrazyIslander · Post by **CrazyIslander** » Thu Oct 25, 2018 10:46 pm

Previous royal visit.
Queen Elizabeth II and Queen Salote.

Yer Man · Post by **Yer Man** » Thu Oct 25, 2018 10:55 pm

CrazyIslander wrote:
Previous royal visit.
Queen Elizabeth II and Queen Salote.

Is that Philip in the background discussing who is on the menu that evening?

wamberal99 · Post by **wamberal99** » Thu Oct 25, 2018 10:57 pm

CrazyIslander wrote: And Meaghan looks edible.

Welcome Harry!

I notice you have cropped the image of the Royal Princess who met them, edible indeed. She could swallow both of them.

eldanielfire · Post by **eldanielfire** » Thu Oct 25, 2018 10:58 pm

Yer Man wrote:
CrazyIslander wrote:
Previous royal visit.
Queen Elizabeth II and Queen Salote.
Is that Philip in the background discussing who is on the menu that evening?

Probably

flaggETERNAL · Post by **flaggETERNAL** » Thu Oct 25, 2018 11:05 pm

You Tongans are more than welcome to them. The 3 days they were in Fiji were fcuking excruciating.

eldanielfire · Post by **eldanielfire** » Thu Oct 25, 2018 11:06 pm

flaggETERNAL wrote:You Tongans are more than welcome to them. The 3 days they were in Fiji were fcuking excruciating.

You loved it really.

flaggETERNAL · Post by **flaggETERNAL** » Thu Oct 25, 2018 11:08 pm

eldanielfire wrote:
flaggETERNAL wrote:You Tongans are more than welcome to them. The 3 days they were in Fiji were fcuking excruciating.
You loved it really.

Weeeelllllllllll...a leeetle bit.

CrazyIslander · Post by **CrazyIslander** » Thu Oct 25, 2018 11:16 pm

Yer Man wrote:
CrazyIslander wrote:
Previous royal visit.
Queen Elizabeth II and Queen Salote.
Is that Philip in the background discussing who is on the menu that evening?

Yes it's Phillip and he was probably saying "I could see it... 70 yrs from now, the British Lions made up of Tongans."
"Phil, you poaching cvnt." replied the Tongan prince.

Anonymous 1 · Post by **Anonymous 1** » Fri Oct 26, 2018 6:43 am

CrazyIslander wrote:
And Meaghan looks edible.

Welcome Harry!

Why are you welcoming him.Where are you ?

CrazyIslander · Post by **CrazyIslander** » Fri Oct 26, 2018 9:01 am

Anonymous. wrote:
CrazyIslander wrote:
And Meaghan looks edible.

Welcome Harry!
Why are you welcoming him.Where are you ?

I was trying to be a gentleman. You should try it sometime.

ukjim · Post by **ukjim** » Fri Oct 26, 2018 10:33 am

His wife balances it out though so its all good.

Auckman · Post by **Auckman** » Fri Oct 26, 2018 11:49 am

This is a barely disguised pre-Brexit return to the world party. Next year, the British will be re-establishing consulates/rugby inspectorates in Samoa and Tonga, as part of their plans for world domination within a certain agreed budget.

Tea and scones for everyone!

tabascoboy · Post by **tabascoboy** » Fri Oct 26, 2018 12:40 pm

Red dresses = gagging for it.

Seneca of the Night wrote:Harry's suit is a little racist.

Misread as Harry's slut...

Average Joe · Post by **Average Joe** » Fri Oct 26, 2018 12:46 pm

tabascoboy wrote:Red dresses = gagging for it.

Seneca of the Night wrote:Harry's suit is a little racist.
Misread as Harry's slut...

I heard she left the tag on so she could return it afterwards.

Akkerman · Post by **Akkerman** » Fri Oct 26, 2018 12:48 pm

she looks plumpy, is she pregnant ?

Rugby2023 · Post by **Rugby2023** » Fri Oct 26, 2018 2:38 pm

Akkerman wrote:she looks plumpy, is she pregnant ?

Yes.

I read they had a lucky escape with their Qantas plane, iirc they had to "go-around" as there was another aircraft on the runway (I think that was the story, I only skim-read it).

danny_fitz · Post by **danny_fitz** » Fri Oct 26, 2018 2:44 pm

Seneca of the Night wrote:Harry's suit is a little racist.

Needs a pith helmet

Oxbow · Post by **Oxbow** » Fri Oct 26, 2018 2:51 pm

Rugby2023 wrote:
Akkerman wrote:she looks plumpy, is she pregnant ?
Yes.

I read they had a lucky escape with their Qantas plane, iirc they had to "go-around" as there was another aircraft on the runway (I think that was the story, I only skim-read it).

Is that like a reach-around?

shanky · Post by **shanky** » Fri Oct 26, 2018 3:10 pm

I don’t think anyone should be telling any of our PI posters how they should feel about the visit

Just butt out, horrible disgusting racist dudes

Not Frankie · Post by **Not Frankie** » Fri Oct 26, 2018 3:28 pm

They're parasites, f*ck 'em.

redderneck · Post by **redderneck** » Fri Oct 26, 2018 5:12 pm

Not Frankie wrote:They're parasites, f*ck 'em.

And the royals?

CrazyIslander · Post by **CrazyIslander** » Fri Oct 26, 2018 5:23 pm

Scrummie wrote:
CrazyIslander wrote:
Yer Man wrote:
CrazyIslander wrote:
Previous royal visit.
Queen Elizabeth II and Queen Salote.
Is that Philip in the background discussing who is on the menu that evening?
Yes it's Phillip and he was probably saying "I could see it... 70 yrs from now, the British Lions made up of Tongans."
"Phil, you poaching cvnt." replied the Tongan prince.
Queen you say?

Yes. What of it?

jammy donut · Post by **jammy donut** » Fri Oct 26, 2018 5:45 pm

That Tonga Queen looks like she ate the whole of the Tonga royal family

JB1981 · Post by **JB1981** » Fri Oct 26, 2018 6:58 pm

danny_fitz wrote:
Seneca of the Night wrote:Harry's suit is a little racist.
Needs a pith helmet

It looks like he has borrowed Phil's suit from the previous visit.

Salix · Post by **Salix** » Fri Oct 26, 2018 7:36 pm

Going by the old photo it looks like the tongans are our version of the dwarves in discworld in that it's difficult to tell the difference between the males and females.

Anonymous 1 · Post by **Anonymous 1** » Fri Oct 26, 2018 7:47 pm

CrazyIslander wrote:
Anonymous. wrote:
CrazyIslander wrote:
And Meaghan looks edible.

Welcome Harry!
Why are you welcoming him.Where are you ?
I was trying to be a gentleman. You should try it sometime.

Shut it Aussie try hard.

CrazyIslander · Post by **CrazyIslander** » Fri Oct 26, 2018 10:20 pm

jammy donut wrote:That Tonga Queen looks like she ate the whole of the Tonga royal family

Salix wrote:Going by the old photo it looks like the tongans are our version of the dwarves in discworld in that it's difficult to tell the difference between the males and females.

You're talking about royalty. Show some respect you fvcking commoners.

Seez · Post by **Seez** » Fri Oct 26, 2018 10:52 pm

Auckman wrote:This is a barely disguised pre-Brexit return to the world party. Next year, the British will be re-establishing consulates/rugby inspectorates in Samoa and Tonga, as part of their plans for world domination within a certain agreed budget.

Tea and scones for everyone!

I think you'll find it's pronounced "scone" actually.

CrazyIslander · Post by **CrazyIslander** » Fri Oct 26, 2018 11:01 pm

Anonymous. wrote:
CrazyIslander wrote:
Anonymous. wrote:
CrazyIslander wrote:
And Meaghan looks edible.

Welcome Harry!
Why are you welcoming him.Where are you ?
I was trying to be a gentleman. You should try it sometime.
Shut it Aussie try hard.

In Australia I'm Tongan. In Tonga I'm Aussie.

Anonymous 1 · Post by **Anonymous 1** » Sat Oct 27, 2018 12:52 am

CrazyIslander wrote:
Anonymous. wrote:
CrazyIslander wrote:
Anonymous. wrote:
CrazyIslander wrote:
And Meaghan looks edible.

Welcome Harry!
Why are you welcoming him.Where are you ?
I was trying to be a gentleman. You should try it sometime.
Shut it Aussie try hard.
In Australia I'm Tongan. In Tonga I'm Aussie.

Welcome ti Istanbul Mutha Fucka

Plato'sCave · Post by **Plato'sCave** » Sat Oct 27, 2018 1:00 am

My taxes are paying for this shite

CrazyIslander · Post by **CrazyIslander** » Sat Oct 27, 2018 1:11 am

Plato'sCave wrote:My taxes are paying for this shite

Thanks bro we appreciate it. Next time you need another no.8 let us know.

Post by **kovana** » Sat Oct 27, 2018 1:13 am

jammy donut wrote:That Tonga Queen looks like she ate the whole of the Tonga royal family

Its genetic. The whole royal family.

Thats one thing i noticed with the elite chiefly families of the pacific. Seem to be of a different statute.

Queen Salote was supposedly 6'4. Her Son King Taufaahau the V was a huge fella. I think he was 6'6 or 6'7 but wide as hell.

Other guys that come to mind was Sir Ratu Kamisese the Tui Nayau of Lau Fiji was 6'6 as well.

The last Tui Manu'a Elisara Alalamua was said to be close to 7 feet.... But i very much doubt that, probably 6'6.
Also high chief Tagaloa Leiataua back in the earlys 1900s was 6'5.

Our last head of State of Samoa Tui Atua Tamasese was relatively short by those standards. Standing at around 6'3.

Post by **kovana** » Sat Oct 27, 2018 1:21 am

Salix wrote:Going by the old photo it looks like the tongans are our version of the dwarves in discworld in that it's difficult to tell the difference between the males and females.

Yea.. it must be hard for you to spot tongan women ey?

Britte Fuimaono

Diamond Langi..

Post by **kovana** » Sat Oct 27, 2018 1:22 am

CrazyIslander wrote:
Plato'sCave wrote:My taxes are paying for this shite
Thanks bro we appreciate it. Next time you need another no.8 let us know.

It must burn some of these UK posters that two tongans are the best No8s up there.

Plato'sCave · Post by **Plato'sCave** » Sat Oct 27, 2018 1:23 am

CrazyIslander wrote:
Plato'sCave wrote:My taxes are paying for this shite
Thanks bro we appreciate it. Next time you need another no.8 let us know.

That makes no sense to me

grievous · Post by **grievous** » Sat Oct 27, 2018 1:23 am

CrazyIslander wrote:
Previous royal visit.
Queen Elizabeth II and Queen Salote.

Salute is the no. 8 in the foreground?