And Meaghan looks edible.

Welcome Harry!

Perpetuating stereotypes about South Sea Islanders being cannibals?

Didn't think of that.
Shes grown on me.

Previous royal visit.
Queen Elizabeth II and Queen Salote.

Is that Philip in the background discussing who is on the menu that evening?

I notice you have cropped the image of the Royal Princess who met them, edible indeed. She could swallow both of them.

Probably

You Tongans are more than welcome to them. The 3 days they were in Fiji were fcuking excruciating.

You loved it really.

Weeeelllllllllll...a leeetle bit.

Yes it's Phillip and he was probably saying "I could see it... 70 yrs from now, the British Lions made up of Tongans."
"Phil, you poaching cvnt." replied the Tongan prince.

Why are you welcoming him.Where are you ?

I was trying to be a gentleman. You should try it sometime.

His wife balances it out though so its all good.

This is a barely disguised pre-Brexit return to the world party. Next year, the British will be re-establishing consulates/rugby inspectorates in Samoa and Tonga, as part of their plans for world domination within a certain agreed budget.

Tea and scones for everyone!

Red dresses = gagging for it.



Misread as Harry's slut...

I heard she left the tag on so she could return it afterwards.

she looks plumpy, is she pregnant ?

Yes.

I read they had a lucky escape with their Qantas plane, iirc they had to "go-around" as there was another aircraft on the runway (I think that was the story, I only skim-read it).

Needs a pith helmet

Is that like a reach-around?

I don’t think anyone should be telling any of our PI posters how they should feel about the visit

Just butt out, horrible disgusting racist dudes

They're parasites, f*ck 'em.

And the royals?

Yes. What of it?

That Tonga Queen looks like she ate the whole of the Tonga royal family

It looks like he has borrowed Phil's suit from the previous visit.

Going by the old photo it looks like the tongans are our version of the dwarves in discworld in that it's difficult to tell the difference between the males and females.

Shut it Aussie try hard.

You're talking about royalty. Show some respect you fvcking commoners.

I think you'll find it's pronounced "scone" actually.

In Australia I'm Tongan. In Tonga I'm Aussie.

Welcome ti Istanbul Mutha Fucka

My taxes are paying for this shite

Thanks bro we appreciate it. Next time you need another no.8 let us know.

Its genetic. The whole royal family.

Thats one thing i noticed with the elite chiefly families of the pacific. Seem to be of a different statute.

Queen Salote was supposedly 6'4. Her Son King Taufaahau the V was a huge fella. I think he was 6'6 or 6'7 but wide as hell.

Other guys that come to mind was Sir Ratu Kamisese the Tui Nayau of Lau Fiji was 6'6 as well.

The last Tui Manu'a Elisara Alalamua was said to be close to 7 feet.... But i very much doubt that, probably 6'6.
Also high chief Tagaloa Leiataua back in the earlys 1900s was 6'5.

Our last head of State of Samoa Tui Atua Tamasese was relatively short by those standards. Standing at around 6'3.

Yea.. it must be hard for you to spot tongan women ey?



Britte Fuimaono



Diamond Langi..

It must burn some of these UK posters that two tongans are the best No8s up there.

That makes no sense to me

Salute is the no. 8 in the foreground?