The Official PR Bored Dictionary(Lexicon)

Deadtigers · Post by **Deadtigers** » Mon Feb 27, 2012 3:22 am

From 2005 version. Many are a bit outdated now but this now should serve as style-guide, and there are some original definitions for the likes of Boredies, Flounce, Sarchasm, Troll etc:

Ashes n. Nominally analogous with English sporting hopes. See also, Cricket.
Australian n..First among sportsmen,.pre-eminent author of sporting opinion. 2. Adj. Righteous authority, God-like.
Balshaw n. Hoax. See also English Fullback.
Bandwagon 1. n. Convoy of Fair-Weather Fans: Chariot. 2. v. Exult from behind prevailing mob view ~ triumph without knowledge. Aus. Any English poster registered on the Bored after June 2003
Basketball adj ~ (archaic). Describing the level of SH rugby immediately below international level: see also The Super 12. (Aus). n. Five-a- side sport with round ball played by black Americans without offside, tackle and knock-on laws, a game without Tries. See. Irony.
Bog Trotter n. Irishman.
Bored n. Planet-Rugby messageboard.
Boredies n. Annual celebration of the upper and lower limits of Bored mediocrity.
Brumbies n. A reverse tribute to the recruitment and selection policy of the Waratahs. 2. Wallabies.
Bruvli n. Wood fetishist. See also Lady Penelope
Catteight Superior English fullback
Chariot n. Archaic transport. Wheeled Tampon. 2. Plural. Fuckwit.
Choke v. Lose unexpectedly under pressure. Choker n. All Black.
Cricket v. Because Australia is now its spiritual home.
Dave S n. Professional agitator for the greater glory of England and unsuccessful copyright pirate. 2. Tariq
Excuse n. The reason they lost .Not to be confused with Reason.
English Fullback n. Impostor dressed as mythical creature, as in Santa Claus or Aussie Front Row. See also: Balshaw, Poulsen.
Flounce v. 1. Depart the bored suddenly, in frustration or defeat or both accompanied by 2. n. A stated resolve never to return. 3. (fig.) Twain-like exaggeration.
Flat-tyre n. Upon which the Bandwagon becomes considerably lighter of load. See also, Chariot
Forward Pass n. Don't ask, for fudge's sake. 2. Throw-forward law occasionally policed by NH referees
Friendly n. Meaningless non-RWC international, esp.involving England in The Southern Hemisphere.
Gold 1. adj.. Yellow. 2. (NZ) Unknown colour of Olympic medal
Grewcock. n. Excuse, reason.
Hijake v. To appropriate another's cause in pursuit of top billing.
Irony n. Raiiiyyaaaain on your wedding day, and where you've already paid, a free ride.
Jilt v. Abandon in fear or panic, loss of face. Jilt~er. Clive Woodward.
Lions Tour n. Northern Hemisphere selection plus representatives from Ireland, Scotland and Wales, sacrificed on a four-yearly basis. Occasionally successful when heavily Celtic flavoured. 2. The OK Corral of Bored shitfights.
Klarse n. Quality: Bored profundity. Poignant yet pointedly humourous observation, esp at someone else's expense.
LHP n. Loose head prop, see also, Lucy, Lcuy, Loo-shed.
Lady-Penelope n Superior aired marionette, magnet to wood fetishists. See also: Bruv.
Mary n.Had a little Lamby.
MAGS n. Mighty All Goat Shaggers
Noble, Derek. (2002~) Director of the London Internet Police
Northern Hemisphere Rugby n. English rugby.
No-Crayons-When-We-Were-Kids-XV (c.SS 03) Composite selection of Quentin characters notable for a childlike fondness of large, multi-coloured fonts.
O2 Number of 6N matches won by England this year. Oh. Two.
Post-Padder n. One who labours under the misapprehension that post-counts are impressive. Waste of space; irritant..
Poulsen, Quentin, aka The Nutbar, OBIS, The Spanish Patient, QP, Quenty. Failed and lonely paranoid; former small-town NZ Journalist, subject of AVO from former employer and of interest to the NZ police for harassment and slander of former female colleague. Exiled in Spain living bizarre internet fantasy life, convinced everyone is said former female colleague.
Quentinesque. adj. (derog.) Bizarre.
Reason n. Legitimate factor contributing to our loss.
Reds n. Queensland rugby team, increasingly harmless but poisonous when ingested by Waratahs.
SANZAR acron. (1996~ ) South Africa, New Zealand and Australian rugby. Normally the top three nations and drivers of any rugby innovation. Holders of four of the five Rugby World Cups
Sarchasm n. Deep Bored fissure created by failure to detect irony.
Six-Nations n. Annual tournament for teams rated between fourth and ninth/tenth.
Southern Hemisphere. 1. n. SANZAR. 2. Geog. That part of the world producing attractive rugby.
Surrender-Monkey esp. Cheese-eating. n. Frenchman. Shagger-Setter
Tampon n. Injury prone player, In for only one week per month. Larkham..
Troll 1. v. Aggravate for fun. 2, n. Persistent promotor of fallacious or intellectually fraudulent views esp. for own amusement. Stephen Jones
V I f**ked a girl called Vee once. Her real name was probably Victoria, I can't be expected to remember everything.
Waratahs n. Precious flowers of NSW with very short bloom period, usually no more than five weeks of the year..
Wilkinson, Jonny n.False messiah. 2. Adj. Able to tackle and kick kick metronomically, but without running or passing ability. Ruprecht.
Xavier Garbajosa v. Run away, hide.
Yellow adj.. Gold
Zzzz adj. bored. 2. Bored regular

2011-2012 Version
Abbreviations
AFAIK - As Far As I Know
FFS - For Fucks Sake
IMHO - In My Humble Opinion
IMO - In my opinion
LTIC - Last time I checked
WTF - What the fudge
FTW - For The Win
TL;DR = too long did not read

2 girls, 1 cup - Internet sensation that made its way onto a thread started by Deadtigers. The mods deleted in less than a few hours, it was more a video link that was more disgusting than tubgirl. Some images once seen the mind cannot erase.

2/10 WNB - 2 out of 10, Would not Bang. In response to a charge of sexism, this became popular. Then took on the form from the website of the same name as an ironic way to say I would band. Take a hot chick complain about hair or posture and then say 2/10 WNB.

Abyssinia - Who f**king cares, only a soft southern plum would spout such pretentious shit.

Any fat tourist with the right equipment - An expression used to dismiss extreme physical deeds or heroic acts (such as scaling Everest).

Arse - 1. The correct way to write "ass" when implying someone is stupid 2.Another way of saying ass(you are a true arse).

Arsed - can't be bothered to try and look (I can't be arsed to look it up)

Asian Cabal n. - Oriental based set of expats known for their love of all things female, shemale and anything in between.

Bored - 1. The PR chat Forum; 2.Widely used corruption of the term Board which itself derives from 'Bulletin Board'. Possibly started off as a mis-spelling from some undereducated Aussie but which has since stuck owing to the reference to boredom with respect to the likelihood of a poster being in that frame of mind when he logs onto PR to post and which obviously struck some juvenile PR plum as amusing.

Boredies - The annual awards voted on by members of the forum reflecting the year's best and worst moments in categories and best and worst poster from select countries.
Poster- A member of the forum

BRO-mance: kiwi blind love for all kiwi rugby players, to the extent that rugby players from others countries are not considered to be as good, even if they are.

Broken (Noun): The word broken will appear before a noun as response to a negative story about a country, place or thing. e.g: Broken America, Broken Justice System.

Bump - Just moving a thread up, desiring more responses from posters as it had probably got buried several pages (or more) back. Also a way of updating an old thread someone might have saved. The 'bump' is merely adding the required text to move said thread forward, 'bumping it up' as it were

Choke - noun, the act or acts of losing when heavy favourites. e.g. any rugby world cup exit by the All Blacks

Coat Please! (or ammendments thereof; declaration) - uttered when a poster inserts a joke in poor taste at the expense of the topic and/or a poster and immediately leaves the topic (though is sure to lurk about to see the responses). Not the same as a sledge. Much, much more immature, and rarely funny.

Coog (noun) name for any new random poster who hucks out meaningless strings of sentences in the hope of starting a controversial conversation and is banned/deleted within 24 hours of said post appearing.

cnut - rather than the word it is supposed to be (plum) its hurling abuse, with respect. sorry if it has already been mentioned.

Dose of the kermits - descriptive of someone whose cork has fallen out of their lunch specifically rambling drunken postings and picking fights over perceived slights

Escape Goat - Corruption of scapegoat.

FAIL - an attempt at a post which fails, usually spectacularly

FACT! = An argument just made up by the poster.

FHHD - Abbreviation for fudge Him He's Dead
-fudge him, he's dead: Created by poster Yeeb (AKA Backrow). He used this as his response when a member of the public, i.e. celebrity or politican died. His argument was RIP means nothing because we never if they RIP and there is nothing anyone can do but move on so fudge him, he's dead, he can't hear you.

Flounce (v)- 1. To move or go with empathtic movements. 2. Normally used in conjunction with an immature poster who will publicise to the bored that he or Exiled Nzer is leaving the bored amoungst much wails and moans declaring that they will never be back. Ever. Only to return at a later stage with their tails between their legs, feeling rather stupid.

fudge off, newbie! (colloq.) Standard greeting toward new posters.

Gavin Henson - The answer to any poll question. Gavin Henson is a player is viewed either as a superhero or overhyped player, however his popularity makes him that answer to any poll question about anything as he is always a relevant option.

Gash - synonym for Tom Voyce and or Steve Borthwick

He could have doid! = mock sympathy for injured party

Hey Theo - Name given (in honour of a legendary thread) to someone who shows overt confidence, spiced with tones of arrogance, in ones opinion of a team's chance of winning a forthcoming match (Usually resulting in a good chance to witness the interventionist nature of the game)

I AM DeWet Barry - as posted by a poster who is on the piss (drunk). Credit to Bulldog.

Inciteful - A post of no particular merit that is made only to create a shitfight

Internet Hardman Alert - When a poster starts making threats to physically beat up another poster (as this is on the internet and we are all over the world it is a vale threat, at best)

In your opinion - A sarcastic response by a poster to an opinion that they totally disagree with. Note - the words must be bolded.
Jalopy - Corruption of jealousy.

Kiwi ;as in to Kiwi or being Kiwi - When used properly it means to be overly precious over an insignificant matter.

Looks weak: The appropriate response to any posting of a team's matchday roster.

Made I larf- made me laugh!

Man Shame - abstract noun meaning the utter loss of dignity following a humiliating defeat.the extreme margin of deficit in a fixture between two sporting teams. The Victorious side carry out the act of "Man shaming" symbolizing the extreme male dominance over the opposition with unconsented sexual intercourse.
-"Man shaming" noun denoting the act of inflicting said defeat. --"to manshame" verb (trans.) to inflict a manshaming.
---Often reinforced by "prison-style" to emphasis extent of humiliation.
-----English variation: Any adjectives would be "man-shamed" for victims - the man-shamed English lost heavily to (insert pretty much any team name) - or man-shaming for the inflictors - "the man-shaming English romped the... er, are we still capable of man-shaming the Yanks, do you think?Is an adjective to describe
-----New Zealand variation: (general use) - a crushing sporting win; (correct technical use) - any rugby win by the All Blacks or Crusaders; (Prison-Style) - a win in which the All Blacks or Crusaders recover to just win with a score in the final moments of a game or tournament.

Mocker Gods - The dark overlords of prophecy who look down upon the overtly confident and arrogant with very many scorn and derision.

Mods (noun) the odd collection of unknowns among us who see fit to dish out bannings/delete on pretexts that those banned/deleted don't know, and will never know, anything about.
NWS - Abbreviation for Not Work Safe
-Usually indicates that the thread or post contains material not meant to be scene in public such as porn or a disgusting pic (i.e. tubgirl)

mungo - a derogatory term applied to certain rugby league supporters and players The stereotypical image of a mungo is a poorly educated aggressive male of working class background.
--Can also be used as a suffix to show that a poster on this forum enjoys rugby league too much.
eg. singleporter = singlemungo, MacGyver = MacMungo
Post - A message that is added to a thread

mungoball - Rugby League

On the craic -Traditional Irish saying for out on the town/drink/having fun. Used whenever an Irish player or poster is in trouble off the field.

On the craig - Used whenever an Non-Irish player or poster is in trouble off the field. Craic become Craig thanks to a mistake or wisecrack by the poster houtkabouter.

Overated - Common criticism of a player, commonly used by someone who cannot quantify why they do not rate the player in question and therefore just settle for 'Overated' as their one and only criticism

Precious - Collective noun for the inhabitants of New Zealand - a precious of kiwi's

Racist - any poster who offers an opinion on a matter of race or religion that does coincide with your own

Rule 1 - Any discussion of any female must be followed with a pic of the said female.
--ex: One bored member member states that their sisters friend is hot. A fellow poster is then free to request Rule 1 in order to validate the hotness of the said female.

Rule #2 - in which said poster never complies with rule #1 (not recommended by author)

Sarchasm - sarcasm that is so thick it could a void. For instance, if I said "this is a really great effort at a dictionary" and you said "thanks!", you'd have fallen into the sarchasm.

The clique n. - set of London based posters who frequently organise group reacharound sessions and exclude others on the bored.

Thread - A topic on the Forum

Threadjack - Basicially, changing the topic of a thread as it goes along and making the discussion about the new topic brought up. I.e., Dulux's best man speech which turned into a debate about standing versus sitting to wipe one's ass after a dump.

TOUT - When someone appears on the board offering tickets for a game. Standard response even when tickets are being sold at cost price.

Trianculla n. - a big hairy spider. As coined by one of the Irish or Aussies.

Tubgirl - Most disgusting pic ever cannot be described but thos that have seen it recommend no one else see it.

Wendyball - Another way to reference football or soccer. Chavball is also accepted.

whooosh - the sound of a concept or joke that flies over the head of a thick poster.

White Nonu - French rugby player Mathieu Basternaud; the poster Ali's Choice having heard that France were bringing down 'their own Nonu' for that particular tour slightly racist-ly assumed that he was white and dubbed Bastaraud as 'white Nonu' before he ever saw him.

Poster related lexicon
To douche-chill something - is to love a person so much that you are unable to bear any criticism.
To pull a Sard - to Sard a thread would be to mindlessly troll and claim victory after the first insult.
ReSarded - Retarded

Found it. I had sent it to myself a while back when talk of the new bored began.

Shrekles · Post by **Shrekles** » Mon Feb 27, 2012 3:33 am

Many Pride - wot bok fans have if they win.

RuggaBugga · Post by **RuggaBugga** » Mon Feb 27, 2012 3:37 am

Saffatards -Notoriously dim clique of South African posters. Most probably inbred and congenitally deformed.

Stevus55 · Post by **Stevus55** » Mon Feb 27, 2012 3:43 am

What's the point of this? Any regular posters already know what all these mean, and any newbs can just make do with picking it up as they go along.

Deadtigers · Post by **Deadtigers** » Mon Feb 27, 2012 4:02 am

Stevus55 wrote:What's the point of this? Any regular posters already know what all these mean, and any newbs can just make do with picking it up as they go along.

But this means when a term like "fudge him, he's dead" goes from just something Yeeb says to an actual boredism, it is documented.

Stevus55 · Post by **Stevus55** » Mon Feb 27, 2012 4:09 am

Deadtigers wrote:
Stevus55 wrote:What's the point of this? Any regular posters already know what all these mean, and any newbs can just make do with picking it up as they go along.
But this means when a term like "fudge him, he's dead" goes from just something Yeeb says to an actual boredism, it is documented.

But does anybody really care?

6roucho · Post by **6roucho** » Mon Feb 27, 2012 4:15 am

Stevus55 wrote:
Deadtigers wrote:
Stevus55 wrote:What's the point of this? Any regular posters already know what all these mean, and any newbs can just make do with picking it up as they go along.
But this means when a term like "fudge him, he's dead" goes from just something Yeeb says to an actual boredism, it is documented.
But does anybody really care?

When did that start being a requirement for posting on here?

It's just a bit of fun.

Stevus55 · Post by **Stevus55** » Mon Feb 27, 2012 4:18 am

6roucho wrote:
Stevus55 wrote:
Deadtigers wrote:
Stevus55 wrote:What's the point of this? Any regular posters already know what all these mean, and any newbs can just make do with picking it up as they go along.
But this means when a term like "fudge him, he's dead" goes from just something Yeeb says to an actual boredism, it is documented.
But does anybody really care?
When did that start being a requirement for posting on here?

It's just a bit of fun.

It just seems like and awful lot of effort, I have no problem with it.

Waratah · Post by **Waratah** » Mon Feb 27, 2012 4:21 am

Found it. I had sent it to myself a while back when talk of the new bored began.

Any luck tracking down the original, DT? With respect for your efforts, some of these definitions are terrible.

Killer Rabbit · Post by **Killer Rabbit** » Mon Feb 27, 2012 5:34 am

BUMP is an acronym... Bring Up My Post.

KR

Ron Kickpass · Post by **Ron Kickpass** » Mon Feb 27, 2012 10:13 am

Thank fudge for that.

I've been struggling to translate, "I can smell your jalopy". And now I know.

Anyway, as you were.

deegee · Post by **deegee** » Mon Feb 27, 2012 11:00 am

FACT! = An argument just made up by the poster.

etherman · Post by **etherman** » Mon Feb 27, 2012 11:03 am

Palestinian(s) = Philistine(s)
Sophisticunt = Patron of the arts

deegee · Post by **deegee** » Mon Feb 27, 2012 11:06 am

Double post.

deegee · Post by **deegee** » Mon Feb 27, 2012 11:06 am

Balham = Scene of all the worst crimes never committed by man.

Harry08 · Post by **Harry08** » Mon Feb 27, 2012 11:10 am

My contributions..

REFRY - Jobless or Unemployed.
Sneering Sophisticunt - A Lhandoner.
English Supremacist - English Rugby Union Fan
Neo-Norman - Educated person (ie BA in History).
Gogmu - George North.
Henrietta - henry.

You're welcome.

backrow · Post by **backrow** » Mon Feb 27, 2012 12:24 pm

Deadtigers wrote:
Abbreviations
AFAIK - As Far As I Know
FFS - For Fucks Sake
IMHO - In My Humble Opinion
IMO - In my opinion
LTIC - Last time I checked
WTF - What the fudge
FTW - For The Win

2 girls, 1 cup - Internet sensation that made its way onto a thread started by Deadtigers. The mods deleted in less than a few hours, it was more a video link that was more disgusting than tubgirl. Some images once seen the mind cannot erase.

Abyssinia - Who f**king cares, only a soft southern plum would spout such pretentious shit.

Any fat tourist with the right equipment - An expression used to dismiss extreme physical deeds or heroic acts (such as scaling Everest).

Arse - 1. The correct way to write "ass" when implying someone is stupid 2.Another way of saying ass(you are a true arse).

Arsed - can't be bothered to try and look (I can't be arsed to look it up)

Asian Cabal n. - Oriental based set of expats known for their love of all things female, shemale and anything in between.

Bored - 1. The PR chat Forum; 2.Widely used corruption of the term Board which itself derives from 'Bulletin Board'. Possibly started off as a mis-spelling from some undereducated Aussie but which has since stuck owing to the reference to boredom with respect to the likelihood of a poster being in that frame of mind when he logs onto PR to post and which obviously struck some juvenile PR plum as amusing.

Boredies - The annual awards voted on by members of the forum reflecting the year's best and worst moments in categories and best and worst poster from select countries.
Poster- A member of the forum

BRO-mance: kiwi blind love for all kiwi rugby players, to the extent that rugby players from others countries are not considered to be as good, even if they are.

Bump - Just moving a thread up, desiring more responses from posters as it had probably got buried several pages (or more) back. Also a way of updating an old thread someone might have saved. The 'bump' is merely adding the required text to move said thread forward, 'bumping it up' as it were

Choke - noun, the act or acts of losing when heavy favourites. e.g. any rugby world cup exit by the All Blacks

Coat Please! (or ammendments thereof; declaration) - uttered when a poster inserts a joke in poor taste at the expense of the topic and/or a poster and immediately leaves the topic (though is sure to lurk about to see the responses). Not the same as a sledge. Much, much more immature, and rarely funny.

Coog (noun) name for any new random poster who hucks out meaningless strings of sentences in the hope of starting a controversial conversation and is banned/deleted within 24 hours of said post appearing.

cnut - rather than the word it is supposed to be (plum) its hurling abuse, with respect. sorry if it has already been mentioned.

Dose of the kermits - descriptive of someone whose cork has fallen out of their lunch specifically rambling drunken postings and picking fights over perceived slights

Escape Goat - Corruption of scapegoat.

FAIL - an attempt at a post which fails, usually spectacularly

FHHD - Abbreviation for fudge Him He's Dead
-fudge him, he's dead: Created by poster Yeeb (AKA Backrow). He used this as his response when a member of the public, i.e. celebrity or politican died. His argument was RIP means nothing because we never if they RIP and there is nothing anyone can do but move on so fudge him, he's dead, he can't hear you.

Flounce (v)- 1. To move or go with empathtic movements. 2. Normally used in conjunction with an immature poster who will publicise to the bored that he or Exiled Nzer is leaving the bored amoungst much wails and moans declaring that they will never be back. Ever. Only to return at a later stage with their tails between their legs, feeling rather stupid.

fudge off, newbie! (colloq.) Standard greeting toward new posters.

Gavin Henson - The answer to any poll question. Gavin Henson is a player is viewed either as a superhero or overhyped player, however his popularity makes him that answer to any poll question about anything as he is always a relevant option.

Gash - synonym for Tom Voyce and or Steve Borthwick

He could have doid! = mock sympathy for injured party

Hey Theo - Name given (in honour of a legendary thread) to someone who shows overt confidence, spiced with tones of arrogance, in ones opinion of a team's chance of winning a forthcoming match (Usually resulting in a good chance to witness the interventionist nature of the game)

I AM DeWet Barry - as posted by a poster who is on the piss (drunk). Credit to Bulldog.

Inciteful - A post of no particular merit that is made only to create a shitfight

Internet Hardman Alert - When a poster starts making threats to physically beat up another poster (as this is on the internet and we are all over the world it is a vale threat, at best)

In your opinion - A sarcastic response by a poster to an opinion that they totally disagree with. Note - the words must be bolded.
Jalopy - Corruption of jealousy.

Made I larf- made me laugh!

Man Shame - abstract noun meaning the utter loss of dignity following a humiliating defeat.the extreme margin of deficit in a fixture between two sporting teams. The Victorious side carry out the act of "Man shaming" symbolizing the extreme male dominance over the opposition with unconsented sexual intercourse.
-"Man shaming" noun denoting the act of inflicting said defeat. --"to manshame" verb (trans.) to inflict a manshaming.
---Often reinforced by "prison-style" to emphasis extent of humiliation.
-----English variation: Any adjectives would be "man-shamed" for victims - the man-shamed English lost heavily to (insert pretty much any team name) - or man-shaming for the inflictors - "the man-shaming English romped the... er, are we still capable of man-shaming the Yanks, do you think?Is an adjective to describe
-----New Zealand variation: (general use) - a crushing sporting win; (correct technical use) - any rugby win by the All Blacks or Crusaders; (Prison-Style) - a win in which the All Blacks or Crusaders recover to just win with a score in the final moments of a game or tournament.

Mocker Gods - The dark overlords of prophecy who look down upon the overtly confident and arrogant with very many scorn and derision.

Mods (noun) the odd collection of unknowns among us who see fit to dish out bannings/delete on pretexts that those banned/deleted don't know, and will never know, anything about.
NWS - Abbreviation for Not Work Safe
-Usually indicates that the thread or post contains material not meant to be scene in public such as porn or a disgusting pic (i.e. tubgirl)

mungo - a derogatory term applied to certain rugby league supporters and players The stereotypical image of a mungo is a poorly educated aggressive male of working class background.
--Can also be used as a suffix to show that a poster on this forum enjoys rugby league too much.
eg. singleporter = singlemungo, MacGyver = MacMungo
Post - A message that is added to a thread

mungoball - Rugby League

Overated - Common criticism of a player, commonly used by someone who cannot quantify why they do not rate the player in question and therefore just settle for 'Overated' as their one and only criticism

Precious - Collective noun for the inhabitants of New Zealand - a precious of kiwi's

Racist - any poster who offers an opinion on a matter of race or religion that does coincide with your own

Rule 1 - Any discussion of any female must be followed with a pic of the said female.
--ex: One bored member member states that their sisters friend is hot. A fellow poster is then free to request Rule 1 in order to validate the hotness of the said female.

Rule #2 - in which said poster never complies with rule #1 (not recommended by author)

Sarchasm - sarcasm that is so thick it could a void. For instance, if I said "this is a really great effort at a dictionary" and you said "thanks!", you'd have fallen into the sarchasm.

The clique n. - set of London based posters who frequently organise group reacharound sessions and exclude others on the bored.

Thread - A topic on the Forum

Threadjack - Basicially, changing the topic of a thread as it goes along and making the discussion about the new topic brought up. I.e., Dulux's best man speech which turned into a debate about standing versus sitting to wipe one's ass after a dump.

TOUT - When someone appears on the board offering tickets for a game. Standard response even when tickets are being sold at cost price.

Trianculla n. - a big hairy spider. As coined by one of the Irish or Aussies.

Tubgirl - Most disgusting pic ever cannot be described but thos that have seen it recommend no one else see it.

whooosh - the sound of a concept or joke that flies over the head of a thick poster.
Found it. I had sent it to myself a while back when talk of the new bored began.

looks weak

Deadtigers · Post by **Deadtigers** » Sat Jun 30, 2012 2:55 am

I am bumping this because I think we need to add

Fliddy, Puppet references, The thread that shall not be mentioned and Slinky.

Would anyone like to make an attempt.

SilverGrin · Post by **SilverGrin** » Sat Jun 30, 2012 3:05 am

Special mention should go to douche-chill and our very own Sard; to douche-chill something is to love a person so much that you are unable to bear any criticism.
Sard; to Sard a thread would be to mindlessly troll and claim victory after the first insult.

Warpath · Post by **Warpath** » Sat Jun 30, 2012 3:06 am

on the craig: Kovana's version of being on the craic

anyways, its not only the bored's dictionary, its also the Bored's lexicon

SilverGrin · Post by **SilverGrin** » Sat Jun 30, 2012 3:08 am

2/10 WNB

Deadtigers · Post by **Deadtigers** » Sat Jun 30, 2012 4:30 am

To Kiwi
2/10
Douche
Sard
On the craic
On the craig

all have been updated.

Burke's Boot · Post by **Burke's Boot** » Sat Jun 30, 2012 4:55 am

eg. singleporter = singlemungo, MacGyver = MacMungo

Salient · Post by **Salient** » Sat Jun 30, 2012 7:06 am

Stevus55 wrote:
Deadtigers wrote:
Stevus55 wrote:What's the point of this? Any regular posters already know what all these mean, and any newbs can just make do with picking it up as they go along.
But this means when a term like "fudge him, he's dead" goes from just something Yeeb says to an actual boredism, it is documented.
But does anybody really care?

Well you seem to considering the number of times you have responded to this thread

Akkerman · Post by **Akkerman** » Sat Jun 30, 2012 8:38 am

Warpath wrote:on the craig: Kovana's version of being on the craic

No, it was houtkabouter I think

backrow · Post by **backrow** » Sat Jun 30, 2012 8:46 am

You are not a true Hall of Famer until you've added something to the PR lexicon !

Big Nipper · Post by **Big Nipper** » Sat Jun 30, 2012 8:57 am

Chicken Runner: Soft cock, unpatriotic, fucktard, expat Saffer.

Deadtigers · Post by **Deadtigers** » Sat Jun 30, 2012 2:49 pm

Big Nipper wrote:Chicken Runner: Soft cock, unpatriotic, fucktard, expat Saffer.

1) is that as defined by the SA nationalist that stayed?
2) only apply to white Saffas?
3)What do the chicken runner's call themselves?

Craig, updated

6roucho · Post by **6roucho** » Sat Jun 30, 2012 2:52 pm

Deadtigers wrote:[Possibly started off as a mis-spelling from some undereducated Aussie

I still have an issue with this. The Aussies are perhaps the most edumucated on the bored.

Pole · Post by **Pole** » Sat Jun 30, 2012 2:54 pm

Big Nipper wrote:Chicken Runner: Soft cock, unpatriotic, fucktard, expat Saffer.

Get a life..

the curse · Post by **the curse** » Sat Jun 30, 2012 3:01 pm

whats the tl/ds one? (not sure if I have the correct acronym)

Akkerman · Post by **Akkerman** » Sat Jun 30, 2012 3:03 pm

the curse wrote:whats the tl/ds one? or something to that effect?

tl;dr = too long did not read, common on the internet

the curse · Post by **the curse** » Sat Jun 30, 2012 3:07 pm

Akkerman wrote:
the curse wrote:whats the tl/ds one? or something to that effect?
tl;dr = too long did not read, common on the internet

thanks akkerman, only ever seen it here tbh..

(edit: apologies for the mispelling of your nic)

Post by **Hong Kong** » Sat Jun 30, 2012 3:11 pm

Akkerman wrote:
Warpath wrote:on the craig: Kovana's version of being on the craic

No, it was houtkabouter I think

I think houts made an amusing remark about being on the craig and retard k in his own way incorrectly, as his fat wont, then used it and when all and sundry made fun of his fat arse, he tried to pretend it was deliberate.

Tui commercial...

Deadtigers · Post by **Deadtigers** » Sat Jun 30, 2012 3:20 pm

Waratah wrote:
Found it. I had sent it to myself a while back when talk of the new bored began.
Any luck tracking down the original, DT? With respect for your efforts, some of these definitions are terrible.

Sorry mate, the original are just one of those things lost in the fire. I am just trying to do my civic duty as a member of the bored, to help out newbies.

And Looks weak, tl;dr and FACT! have been added

RuggaBugga · Post by **RuggaBugga** » Sat Jun 30, 2012 3:37 pm

RuggaBugga wrote:Saffatards -Notoriously dim clique of South African posters. Most probably inbred and congenitally deformed.

Deadtigers · Post by **Deadtigers** » Sat Jun 30, 2012 4:07 pm

RuggaBugga wrote:
RuggaBugga wrote:Saffatards -Notoriously dim clique of South African posters. Most probably inbred and congenitally deformed.

RB, I am not against using it but can someone second it, I don't recall it being used.

Waratah · Post by **Waratah** » Sun Jul 01, 2012 1:13 am

Deadtigers wrote:
Waratah wrote:
Found it. I had sent it to myself a while back when talk of the new bored began.
Any luck tracking down the original, DT? With respect for your efforts, some of these definitions are terrible.
Sorry mate, the original are just one of those things lost in the fire. I am just trying to do my civic duty as a member of the bored, to help out newbies.

And Looks weak, tl;dr and FACT! have been added

Here you go. Google turned it up pretty quickly: From 2005. Many are a bit outdated now but this should serve as a bit of a style-guide, and there are some original definitions for the likes of Boredies, Flounce, Sarchasm, Troll etc which are much better, even if I say so myself:

Ashes n. Nominally analogous with English sporting hopes. See also, Cricket.
Australian n..First among sportsmen,.pre-eminent author of sporting opinion. 2. Adj. Righteous authority, God-like.
Balshaw n. Hoax. See also English Fullback.
Bandwagon 1. n. Convoy of Fair-Weather Fans: Chariot. 2. v. Exult from behind prevailing mob view ~ triumph without knowledge. Aus. Any English poster registered on the Bored after June 2003
Basketball adj ~ (archaic). Describing the level of SH rugby immediately below international level: see also The Super 12. (Aus). n. Five-a- side sport with round ball played by black Americans without offside, tackle and knock-on laws, a game without Tries. See. Irony.
Bog Trotter n. Irishman.
Bored n. Planet-Rugby messageboard.
Boredies n. Annual celebration of the upper and lower limits of Bored mediocrity.
Brumbies n. A reverse tribute to the recruitment and selection policy of the Waratahs. 2. Wallabies.
Bruvli n. Wood fetishist. See also Lady Penelope
Catteight Superior English fullback
Chariot n. Archaic transport. Wheeled Tampon. 2. Plural. Fuckwit.
Choke v. Lose unexpectedly under pressure. Choker n. All Black.
Cricket v. Because Australia is now its spiritual home.
Dave S n. Professional agitator for the greater glory of England and unsuccessful copyright pirate. 2. Tariq
Excuse n. The reason they lost .Not to be confused with Reason.
English Fullback n. Impostor dressed as mythical creature, as in Santa Claus or Aussie Front Row. See also: Balshaw, Poulsen.
Flounce v. 1. Depart the bored suddenly, in frustration or defeat or both accompanied by 2. n. A stated resolve never to return. 3. (fig.) Twain-like exaggeration.
Flat-tyre n. Upon which the Bandwagon becomes considerably lighter of load. See also, Chariot
Forward Pass n. Don't ask, for fudge's sake. 2. Throw-forward law occasionally policed by NH referees
Friendly n. Meaningless non-RWC international, esp.involving England in The Southern Hemisphere.
Gold 1. adj.. Yellow. 2. (NZ) Unknown colour of Olympic medal
Grewcock. n. Excuse, reason.
Hijake v. To appropriate another's cause in pursuit of top billing.
Irony n. Raiiiyyaaaain on your wedding day, and where you've already paid, a free ride.
Jilt v. Abandon in fear or panic, loss of face. Jilt~er. Clive Woodward.
Lions Tour n. Northern Hemisphere selection plus representatives from Ireland, Scotland and Wales, sacrificed on a four-yearly basis. Occasionally successful when heavily Celtic flavoured. 2. The OK Corral of Bored shitfights.
Klarse n. Quality: Bored profundity. Poignant yet pointedly humourous observation, esp at someone else's expense.
LHP n. Loose head prop, see also, Lucy, Lcuy, Loo-shed.
Lady-Penelope n Superior aired marionette, magnet to wood fetishists. See also: Bruv.
Mary n.Had a little Lamby.
MAGS n. I forget what this means now, watch this space.
Noble, Derek. (2002~) Director of the London Internet Police
Northern Hemisphere Rugby n. English rugby.
No-Crayons-When-We-Were-Kids-XV (c.SS 03) Composite selection of Quentin characters notable for a childlike fondness of large, multi-coloured fonts.
O2 Number of 6N matches won by England this year. Oh. Two.
Post-Padder n. One who labours under the misapprehension that post-counts are impressive. Waste of space; irritant..
Poulsen, Quentin, aka The Nutbar, OBIS, The Spanish Patient, QP, Quenty. Failed and lonely paranoid; former small-town NZ Journalist, subject of AVO from former employer and of interest to the NZ police for harassment and slander of former female colleague. Exiled in Spain living bizarre internet fantasy life, convinced everyone is said former female colleague.
Quentinesque. adj. (derog.) Bizarre.
Reason n. Legitimate factor contributing to our loss.
Reds n. Queensland rugby team, increasingly harmless but poisonous when ingested by Waratahs.
SANZAR acron. (1996~ ) South Africa, New Zealand and Australian rugby. Normally the top three nations and drivers of any rugby innovation. Holders of four of the five Rugby World Cups
Sarchasm n. Deep Bored fissure created by failure to detect irony.
Six-Nations n. Annual tournament for teams rated between fourth and ninth/tenth.
Southern Hemisphere. 1. n. SANZAR. 2. Geog. That part of the world producing attractive rugby.
Surrender-Monkey esp. Cheese-eating. n. Frenchman. Shagger-Setter
Tampon n. Injury prone player, In for only one week per month. Larkham..
Troll 1. v. Aggravate for fun. 2, n. Persistent promotor of fallacious or intellectually fraudulent views esp. for own amusement. Stephen Jones
V I f**ked a girl called Vee once. Her real name was probably Victoria, I can't be expected to remember everything.
Waratahs n. Precious flowers of NSW with very short bloom period, usually no more than five weeks of the year..
Wilkinson, Jonny n.False messiah. 2. Adj. Able to tackle and kick kick metronomically, but without running or passing ability. Ruprecht.
Xavier Garbajosa v. Run away, hide.
Yellow adj.. Gold
Zzzz adj. bored. 2. Bored regular

guy smiley · Post by **guy smiley** » Sun Jul 01, 2012 1:37 am

Murdoch · Post by **Murdoch** » Sun Jul 01, 2012 1:44 am

Waratah wrote:Here you go. Google turned it up pretty quickly: From 2005. Many are a bit outdated now but this should serve as a bit of a style-guide, and there are some original definitions for the likes of Boredies, Flounce, Sarchasm, Troll etc which are much better, even if I say so myself:

MAGS n. I forget what this means now, watch this space.

Mighty All Goat Shaggers IIRC.