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Plus there is the FACT Williamson only has a test average of 23.68 when playing outside of New Zealand.
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Anonymous 1 wrote: Sat Dec 05, 2020 6:34 am Plus there is the FACT Williamson only has a test average of 23.68 when playing outside of New Zealand.
You got him there.

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dam0 wrote: Sat Dec 05, 2020 6:38 am
Anonymous 1 wrote: Sat Dec 05, 2020 6:34 am Plus there is the FACT Williamson only has a test average of 23.68 when playing outside of New Zealand.
You got him there.

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Anonymous 1 wrote: Sat Dec 05, 2020 6:34 am Plus there is the FACT Williamson only has a test average of 23.68 when playing outside of New Zealand.
Is this one of Sean Spicer's alternative facts?

This suggests you might be telling a wee porkie.

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dam0 beat me to it.
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Plus another thing that even dam0 and other rabid kiwis will admit is the likes of the god that is kohli play a much higher level of opposition on a more regular basis. In short Sugar is a bully
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Anonymous 1 wrote: Sat Dec 05, 2020 7:01 am Plus another thing that even dam0 and other rabid kiwis will admit is the likes of the god that is kohli play a much higher level of opposition on a more regular basis. In short Sugar is a bully
I wouldn't agree with that. Just to take the other pretender, Steve Smith as an example, Australia are currently playing the hapless India, who we thrashed 2-0 in a test series last year.

The other team Australia play a lot are the hapless English who we also thrashed 1-0 in a test series last year.

It's also worth noting that Steve Smith has never played a test against Australia. Not once.
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Pretty sure Anon’s Kiwi wife keeps him in a cock cage.
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dam0 wrote: Sat Dec 05, 2020 7:16 am
Anonymous 1 wrote: Sat Dec 05, 2020 7:01 am Plus another thing that even dam0 and other rabid kiwis will admit is the likes of the god that is kohli play a much higher level of opposition on a more regular basis. In short Sugar is a bully
I wouldn't agree with that. Just to take the other pretender, Steve Smith as an example, Australia are currently playing the hapless India, who we thrashed 2-0 in a test series last year.

The other team Australia play a lot are the hapless English who we also thrashed 1-0 in a test series last year.

It's also worth noting that Steve Smith has never played a test against Australia. Not once.
Gotta laugh at the kiwis. They have played 10 of their last 13 test series at home.and it's no surprise the likes of the windies,Bangas and Lankens are there so often they might as well get residency
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Anonymous 1 wrote: Sat Dec 05, 2020 7:34 am
dam0 wrote: Sat Dec 05, 2020 7:16 am
Anonymous 1 wrote: Sat Dec 05, 2020 7:01 am Plus another thing that even dam0 and other rabid kiwis will admit is the likes of the god that is kohli play a much higher level of opposition on a more regular basis. In short Sugar is a bully
I wouldn't agree with that. Just to take the other pretender, Steve Smith as an example, Australia are currently playing the hapless India, who we thrashed 2-0 in a test series last year.

The other team Australia play a lot are the hapless English who we also thrashed 1-0 in a test series last year.

It's also worth noting that Steve Smith has never played a test against Australia. Not once.
Gotta laugh at the kiwis. They have played 10 of their last 13 test series at home.and it's no surprise the likes of the windies,Bangas and Lankens are there so often they might as well get residency
Prior to the Windies the last 2 test match series NZ has played in were vs England and India. Those teams are currently 2nd and 3rd in the test championship. We beat both of them

The series before that was Australia. Australia is currently 1st in the test championship.

Accordingly, the last 3 test series have been against the 3 best teams in the world.

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dam0 wrote: Sat Dec 05, 2020 8:02 am You should apply for a job in Trump legal team.
No way - not if he's quoting facts that can actually be checked and verified :lol:
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Yer Man wrote: Sat Dec 05, 2020 11:06 am
dam0 wrote: Sat Dec 05, 2020 8:02 am You should apply for a job in Trump legal team.
No way - not if he's quoting facts that can actually be checked and verified :lol:
But won't be.
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dam0 wrote: Sat Dec 05, 2020 7:16 am
Anonymous 1 wrote: Sat Dec 05, 2020 7:01 am Plus another thing that even dam0 and other rabid kiwis will admit is the likes of the god that is kohli play a much higher level of opposition on a more regular basis. In short Sugar is a bully
I wouldn't agree with that. Just to take the other pretender, Steve Smith as an example, Australia are currently playing the hapless India, who we thrashed 2-0 in a test series last year.

The other team Australia play a lot are the hapless English who we also thrashed 1-0 in a test series last year.

It's also worth noting that Steve Smith has never played a test against Australia. Not once.
The weak cúnt :x
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Muttonbirds wrote: Sat Dec 05, 2020 5:41 am Pretty sure this thread is Anon's way of expressing admiration for Kane Williamson.
Yep, scoring all the runs .
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Anonymous 1 wrote: Sat Dec 05, 2020 7:01 am Plus another thing that even dam0 and other rabid kiwis will admit is the likes of the god that is kohli play a much higher level of opposition on a more regular basis. In short Sugar is a bully
The ironing is rich with this bloke, just can't leave it alone.

Congrats BCs for taking 20 wickets in a day or so on an apparently a flat track :roll:
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Moths to a flame.
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Donald Trump wrote: Sun Dec 06, 2020 7:49 am
Muttonbirds wrote: Sat Dec 05, 2020 5:41 am Pretty sure this thread is Anon's way of expressing admiration for Kane Williamson.
If he had a shred of common decency he would stand down and stand by
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Ellafan wrote: Sun Dec 06, 2020 11:45 pm Moths to a flame.
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Aussies and Anon, would agree.

Some folk must be frothing at the mouth following today's play :nod:
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Great mop up this morning from Southee.

Another 5 wicket bag takes him to 294 scalps in his 75 th test
At 3.95 wickets per test (with another bowling innings to go in this test) , CPIs per test of 1.69
and a index ratio of 0.004 this places Southee a bit ahead of James Anderson - who many on the board consider the greatest swinger in test history.
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vh5150 wrote: Sat Dec 12, 2020 11:59 pm Great mop up this morning from Southee.

Another 5 wicket bag takes him to 294 scalps in his 75 th test
At 3.95 wickets per test (with another bowling innings to go in this test) , CPIs per test of 1.69
and a index ratio of 0.004 this places Southee a bit ahead of James Anderson - who many on the board consider the greatest swinger in test history.
But how good was he at bowling?
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Even after his promising start in tests, some of the BC supporters on this board were calling for KJ to make way once Waggers(?) returns to the team.
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Good bit of resistance from WI but overall really is sad to see what they have become in the test game. They have a top order of guying averaging in the 20s. That's an early 2000s Bangladeshi level of mediocrity.

Only Wellington would manage to get "bad light" in summer.
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True Blue wrote: Sun Dec 13, 2020 5:44 am Good bit of resistance from WI but overall really is sad to see what they have become in the test game. They have a top order of guying averaging in the 20s. That's an early 2000s Bangladeshi level of mediocrity.

Only Wellington would manage to get "bad light" in summer.
Jade Stadium managed it after building the giant Paul Kelly stands (great for rugby viewing mind).
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They usually turn the lights on these days. But the Basin has notoriously shitty lights
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Wignu wrote: Sun Dec 13, 2020 12:01 am
vh5150 wrote: Sat Dec 12, 2020 11:59 pm Great mop up this morning from Southee.

Another 5 wicket bag takes him to 294 scalps in his 75 th test
At 3.95 wickets per test (with another bowling innings to go in this test) , CPIs per test of 1.69
and a index ratio of 0.004 this places Southee a bit ahead of James Anderson - who many on the board consider the greatest swinger in test history.
But how good was he at bowling?
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Wignu wrote: Sun Dec 13, 2020 12:01 am
vh5150 wrote: Sat Dec 12, 2020 11:59 pm Great mop up this morning from Southee.

Another 5 wicket bag takes him to 294 scalps in his 75 th test
At 3.95 wickets per test (with another bowling innings to go in this test) , CPIs per test of 1.69
and a index ratio of 0.004 this places Southee a bit ahead of James Anderson - who many on the board consider the greatest swinger in test history.
But how good was he at bowling?
He is no Joe Root
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Kane cruising toward another grafted century at close of day one.

Take out the Kiwi openers and it's been a decent slow day, given the Pakistanis put the Kiwis in on a green deck.

NZ 222/3 (Williamson 94 n.o, Taylor 70, Nicholls 42 n.o)
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Anonymous 1 wrote: Sat Dec 05, 2020 7:34 am
dam0 wrote: Sat Dec 05, 2020 7:16 am
Anonymous 1 wrote: Sat Dec 05, 2020 7:01 am Plus another thing that even dam0 and other rabid kiwis will admit is the likes of the god that is kohli play a much higher level of opposition on a more regular basis. In short Sugar is a bully
I wouldn't agree with that. Just to take the other pretender, Steve Smith as an example, Australia are currently playing the hapless India, who we thrashed 2-0 in a test series last year.

The other team Australia play a lot are the hapless English who we also thrashed 1-0 in a test series last year.

It's also worth noting that Steve Smith has never played a test against Australia. Not once.
Gotta laugh at the kiwis. They have played 10 of their last 13 test series at home.and it's no surprise the likes of the windies,Bangas and Lankens are there so often they might as well get residency
11 of the last 14 played at home :shock: :shock: :shock:
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Anonymous 1 wrote: Mon Dec 14, 2020 8:01 am
Wignu wrote: Sun Dec 13, 2020 12:01 am
vh5150 wrote: Sat Dec 12, 2020 11:59 pm Great mop up this morning from Southee.

Another 5 wicket bag takes him to 294 scalps in his 75 th test
At 3.95 wickets per test (with another bowling innings to go in this test) , CPIs per test of 1.69
and a index ratio of 0.004 this places Southee a bit ahead of James Anderson - who many on the board consider the greatest swinger in test history.
But how good was he at bowling?
He is no Joe Root
What has happened to Joe Root? I see his average is drifting towards the mid-40s and he has nearly fallen out of the top 10 in test rankings.
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JB1981 wrote: Sat Dec 26, 2020 8:42 am
Anonymous 1 wrote: Mon Dec 14, 2020 8:01 am
Wignu wrote: Sun Dec 13, 2020 12:01 am
vh5150 wrote: Sat Dec 12, 2020 11:59 pm Great mop up this morning from Southee.

Another 5 wicket bag takes him to 294 scalps in his 75 th test
At 3.95 wickets per test (with another bowling innings to go in this test) , CPIs per test of 1.69
and a index ratio of 0.004 this places Southee a bit ahead of James Anderson - who many on the board consider the greatest swinger in test history.
But how good was he at bowling?
He is no Joe Root
What has happened to Joe Root? I see his average is drifting towards the mid-40s and he has nearly fallen out of the top 10 in test rankings.
His permanent level has dropped off. Still capable of a significant innings once in a blue moon
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What has happened to Joe Root? I see his average is drifting towards the mid-40s and he has nearly fallen out of the top 10 in test rankings.
Captaincy. England selectors still trying to get a quart into a pint pot and f*cking up another batsman; see also Alec Stewart.

Sometimes they err in the other direction, putting a thimbleful into a pint pot, as with Mike Bearley.
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Not a bad player Williamson. He might have a future ahead of him.
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Tehui wrote: Sat Dec 26, 2020 11:39 pm Not a bad player Williamson. He might have a future ahead of him.
Promising signs :thumbup:
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Nicholls “caught” off his forearm after appearing to suggest to Williamson that he didn’t hit it. Williamson says, I think you did. Saving a review for himself? Selfish Kane? ;)
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JB1981 wrote: Sun Dec 27, 2020 12:12 am Nicholls “caught” off his forearm after appearing to suggest to Williamson that he didn’t hit it. Williamson says, I think you did. Saving a review for himself? Selfish Kane? ;)
That wasn't selfish. Just stupid. They had 3 reviews available, and at the end of the innings had used none of them. Why didn't Nicholls insist on it? He must have known where it hit him. As one of the designated batsmen, he needed to stay there, especially as Kane himself went shortly afterwards. Lucky for NZ, BJ and Streak stood up and got some runs.

And Southee should be number 11. Only one of the team to be out bowled, and for a duck.
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obelixtim wrote: Sun Dec 27, 2020 9:34 am
JB1981 wrote: Sun Dec 27, 2020 12:12 am Nicholls “caught” off his forearm after appearing to suggest to Williamson that he didn’t hit it. Williamson says, I think you did. Saving a review for himself? Selfish Kane? ;)
That wasn't selfish. Just stupid. They had 3 reviews available, and at the end of the innings had used none of them. Why didn't Nicholls insist on it? He must have known where it hit him. As one of the designated batsmen, he needed to stay there, especially as Kane himself went shortly afterwards. Lucky for NZ, BJ and Streak stood up and got some runs.

And Southee should be number 11. Only one of the team to be out bowled, and for a duck.
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This doesn't look like the kind of pitch you want to bat last on. Lots of variable bounce now.
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Jerome Manning wrote: Mon Dec 28, 2020 6:43 am This doesn't look like the kind of pitch you want to bat last on. Lots of variable bounce now.
My front lawn has the same problem with the tennis ball. Tough out there.
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Solid session for the Crappers. 290 ahead with 10 wickets still available. I reckon they bat for another 20 overs after Lunch and push ahead to 375 ahead. Then out pakis in in for a few before Tea and ensure 2 cracks with the new ball. Leave the Pakis needing about 3.5 an over to win (all assuming rain stays away)

Also I’d say there is a fair chance Williamson finishes 2020 the no1 ranked test batsman. Smith will lose more ratings points due to a poorly Boxing Day test. Kolhis not playing and Kane got a 1st innings ton. It’s very possible.
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Congrats to Tim Southee on his 300th wicket in his 76th Test. 5 tests quicker than Jimmy Anderson who many on this board consider to be the greatest quick ever. 3rd kiwi to get there after Dan Vettori and Sir Richard (who needed just 61 tests)
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vh5150 wrote: Tue Dec 29, 2020 5:23 am Congrats to Tim Southee on his 300th wicket in his 76th Test. 5 tests quicker than Jimmy Anderson who many on this board consider to be the greatest quick ever. 3rd kiwi to get there after Dan Vettori and Sir Richard (who needed just 61 tests)
TBF to Jimmy he had to play test cricket all over the world :lol:
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