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Frodder wrote: Tue Jan 26, 2021 8:14 pm
fonzeee wrote: Tue Jan 26, 2021 8:05 pm
backrow wrote: Tue Jan 26, 2021 5:39 pm
Wonder if her son got a boner whilst he was taking the pics ?
:lol:
FFS Yeeb
:lol:

I bet others have pondered that.
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eldanielfire wrote: Tue Jan 26, 2021 11:56 pm
Frodder wrote: Tue Jan 26, 2021 8:14 pm
fonzeee wrote: Tue Jan 26, 2021 8:05 pm
backrow wrote: Tue Jan 26, 2021 5:39 pm
Wonder if her son got a boner whilst he was taking the pics ?
:lol:
FFS Yeeb
:lol:

I bet others have pondered that.
I had to google it so as to restore what little faith I have in humanity. Apparently her mother took the photos.

In most circumstances that's still a touch odd ("part the jacket a bit more darling, mind your audience...") but given the alternative I'll nevertheless breathe a sign of relief.
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Christ, that Toyah vid. If I hadn't already pulled the pud today I'd be jacking off now instead of typing this.
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fonzeee wrote: Tue Jan 26, 2021 8:53 pm
Tehui wrote: Tue Jan 26, 2021 8:38 pm
fonzeee wrote: Tue Jan 26, 2021 7:59 pm
Gavin Duffy wrote: Mon Jan 18, 2021 9:26 pm Even worse
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So kate's a bit of a pedo?
That guy's almost 30.

Chicks do love pieces of shit tbf
Why the hell would she be attracted to him? FIIK.
My analysis:

- he's a comedian so probably funny
- he has tattoos which to her pre-millenial brain means he's badass
- he's notoriously moody and impulsive yet in the guise of A Sensitive Guy (which people excuse since he lost his father on 9/11)
- he's probably rich and kinda famous-ish, he's an SNL cast member and that show's back in vogue for God knows what reason

I don't think Ariana Grande is that hot at all but from what I gather I'm in the minority, and he was briefly engaged to her. So tbf the guy's clearly got some game. Though it probably stands to reason Kate's probably on a midlife crisis/post-divorce rebound.
I didn't know who he was until you told me. On the bright side, he gives the average Joe out there some hope.
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It is a matter of urgency that every heterosexual man be made aware of the fact that unlike us, women will actually judge you on the merits (or "merits") of your character. Being ugly as shit isn't a huge deal if you're a guy, in and of itself.
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Too much Pete... x(

Let's return to the OP's first suggestion.

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Would crawl over cut glass etc etc.
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fonzeee wrote: Wed Jan 27, 2021 2:54 am It is a matter of urgency that every heterosexual man be made aware of the fact that unlike us, women will actually judge you on the merits (or "merits") of your character. Being ugly as shit isn't a huge deal if you're a guy, in and of itself.
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Azlan Roar wrote: Tue Jan 26, 2021 5:30 pm Just leaving this here:

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Not sure how much this has been photoshopped/airbrushed but hot damn, would I ever.
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puku wrote: Wed Jan 27, 2021 3:47 am Too much Pete... x(

Let's return to the OP's first suggestion.

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Would crawl over cut glass etc etc.
I would fight you for the honour of crawling over cut glass to get to her.
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fonzeee wrote: Wed Jan 27, 2021 2:54 am It is a matter of urgency that every heterosexual man be made aware of the fact that unlike us, women will actually judge you on the merits (or "merits") of your character. Being ugly as shit isn't a huge deal if you're a guy, in and of itself.
Hmmmm, there are plenty of fat ugly slags out there, but I’m not sure you’ll find many fat, ugly studs (no matter how nice they are).
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eldanielfire wrote: Tue Jan 26, 2021 11:56 pm
Frodder wrote: Tue Jan 26, 2021 8:14 pm
fonzeee wrote: Tue Jan 26, 2021 8:05 pm
backrow wrote: Tue Jan 26, 2021 5:39 pm
Wonder if her son got a boner whilst he was taking the pics ?
:lol:
FFS Yeeb
:lol:

I bet others have pondered that.
It's ok, they were taken by her mum. That's also not weird
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Frodder wrote: Wed Jan 27, 2021 10:42 am
eldanielfire wrote: Tue Jan 26, 2021 11:56 pm
Frodder wrote: Tue Jan 26, 2021 8:14 pm
fonzeee wrote: Tue Jan 26, 2021 8:05 pm
backrow wrote: Tue Jan 26, 2021 5:39 pm
Wonder if her son got a boner whilst he was taking the pics ?
:lol:
FFS Yeeb
:lol:

I bet others have pondered that.
It's ok, they were taken by her mum. That's also not weird
I was gonna point out the same thing :lol:
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CanNZ2000 wrote: Wed Jan 27, 2021 4:37 am
Azlan Roar wrote: Tue Jan 26, 2021 5:30 pm Just leaving this here:

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Not sure how much this has been photoshopped/airbrushed but hot damn, would I ever.
I bet it's the best shot, but she updates Instagram regularly and all her pictures seem to show her phenomenal body and beauty and defiance of aging. Her other photographs take by others when she is out or at events support she is in good kick.

It seems a number of celebs these days, Nigella and many of those mentioned here have found a similar path to looking good in their 50's and 60's. I've heard both Nigella and Hurley say they both avoid the sun in the afternoon as a key component, Nigella famously had that Burkini. I've heard not being too thin helps as well. No doubt plenty of money spent on anti aging, the odd botox a fair bit of good luck with genetics are all factors.

however Urika also agrees Hurley's photographer is a weird one:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/a ... riate.html
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Ulrika is just jealous because Hurley looks fantastic and she now looks like an Almond

Some sources say the photos were taken by hurleys son, not mum - but as has been said, it’s still a bit wtaf
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"That's great, mum. Now, just give me a nice confident and piercing gaze. Okay, just push your hips out and forward slightly and pull up your knickers to show the outline of your beef doors. Excellent, mum. That's a wrap."
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fatcat wrote: Wed Jan 27, 2021 11:32 am "That's great, mum. Now, just give me a nice confident and piercing gaze. Okay, just push your hips out and forward slightly and pull up your knickers to show the outline of your beef doors. Excellent, mum. That's a wrap."
You are keen to see what the mum looks like I presume ?
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Only the kid's mum thanks.
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backrow wrote: Wed Jan 27, 2021 11:25 am Ulrika is just jealous because Hurley looks fantastic and she now looks like an Almond

Some sources say the photos were taken by hurleys son, not mum - but as has been said, it’s still a bit wtaf
Ulrika was hot back in the day. She lost her looks relatively early on sadly.
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eldanielfire wrote: Wed Jan 27, 2021 12:57 pm
backrow wrote: Wed Jan 27, 2021 11:25 am Ulrika is just jealous because Hurley looks fantastic and she now looks like an Almond

Some sources say the photos were taken by hurleys son, not mum - but as has been said, it’s still a bit wtaf
Ulrika was hot back in the day. She lost her looks relatively early on sadly.
I used to live near her in Cookham Dean, in the flesh she actually wasn’t that hot weirdly enough.
Always disappointing to think ‘but I’ve wanked to you??!’ And then the reality makes you think ‘but I wouldn’t shag you’

Worst ever example of this for me , was page 3 girl Maria Whittaker. She was the daughter of my mums friend, had huge tits and got her clam out for softcore iirc. In the flesh , she was short, dumpy, had zits, her tits didn’t even look big, and she was extremely thick. And this is back when I was a teen and would have shagged anything.
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This very talented lady Cinzia Re, not sure how old she is though. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rp-Oiu3TI60
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eldanielfire wrote: Wed Jan 27, 2021 12:57 pm
backrow wrote: Wed Jan 27, 2021 11:25 am Ulrika is just jealous because Hurley looks fantastic and she now looks like an Almond

Some sources say the photos were taken by hurleys son, not mum - but as has been said, it’s still a bit wtaf
Ulrika was hot back in the day. She lost her looks relatively early on sadly.
Caught sight of Ulrike in Ikea some years back and she looked rough then.
Poor Yeeb must have been in this area at the same time as her since Ulrike went to school in Burnham and lived in Farnham Common
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Petros wrote: Thu Jan 28, 2021 11:53 am
eldanielfire wrote: Wed Jan 27, 2021 12:57 pm
backrow wrote: Wed Jan 27, 2021 11:25 am Ulrika is just jealous because Hurley looks fantastic and she now looks like an Almond

Some sources say the photos were taken by hurleys son, not mum - but as has been said, it’s still a bit wtaf
Ulrika was hot back in the day. She lost her looks relatively early on sadly.
Caught sight of Ulrike in Ikea some years back and she looked rough then.
Poor Yeeb must have been in this area at the same time as her since Ulrike went to school in Burnham and lived in Farnham Common
I was only aware of her at the peak of her gladiators shagging days (Her gladiator bf at the time had a bronze coloured cabrio bmw3 series), she just wasn’t that amazing in the flesh compared to her pics in FHM wearing stockings. She was in cookham dean then , across the road from where my mate lived.

The contrast to another ‘local’ celeb I saw once in dept store Daniels, Anna Friel, was marked - in the flesh Anna friel is blinking amazingly pretty, everyone was head turning to gawp at her. Fit AF
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Taplow Habitat was a good shop for spotting local celebs

Tess Daly, Rachel Stevens and Ulrike amongst them, as well as Mrs Rolf Harris
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And at 51 she qualifies for this thread

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Inch high hogs eye wrote: Tue Jan 19, 2021 9:29 am Never been much of a fan of Toyah Wilcox, but I recently, er, came across this video she made with husband Robert Fripp. She’s 62 :shock:

https://youtu.be/khkKfMotNoI
Great pair of Bristols......
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CanNZ2000 wrote: Wed Jan 27, 2021 4:38 am
puku wrote: Wed Jan 27, 2021 3:47 am Too much Pete... x(

Let's return to the OP's first suggestion.

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Would crawl over cut glass etc etc.
I would fight you for the honour of crawling over cut glass to get to her.
Best we corner the market in Bitcoin or some such because in her current arrangement she is waaaay out of our league.
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mikeyboy123 wrote: Wed Jan 27, 2021 6:55 pm This very talented lady Cinzia Re, not sure how old she is though. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rp-Oiu3TI60
Jeez....she has put a few kilos on since I was at a wedding in her villa some years back. Regardless, she is a magnificently sexy woman....... even for a vegan.
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The Sun God wrote: Fri Jan 29, 2021 1:11 pm
CanNZ2000 wrote: Wed Jan 27, 2021 4:38 am
puku wrote: Wed Jan 27, 2021 3:47 am Too much Pete... x(

Let's return to the OP's first suggestion.

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Would crawl over cut glass etc etc.
I would fight you for the honour of crawling over cut glass to get to her.
Best we corner the market in Bitcoin or some such because in her current arrangement she is waaaay out of our league.
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Claudia Schaffer blowing...




...out the candles on her 50th birthday cake

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Supposedly, at the height of her fame, she had to have private security to guard her underwear :lol:
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A distinct lack of 48 year old Sofia Vergara in this thread
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The rule is 50+ but this is definitely an exception
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TheFrog wrote: Fri Feb 05, 2021 9:59 pm And there is a 6N fantasy league here, if you're looking to live your fantasies!

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CanNZ2000 wrote: Fri Feb 05, 2021 10:03 pm
TheFrog wrote: Fri Feb 05, 2021 9:59 pm And there is a 6N fantasy league here, if you're looking to live your fantasies!

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TheFrog wrote: Fri Feb 05, 2021 10:09 pm
CanNZ2000 wrote: Fri Feb 05, 2021 10:03 pm
TheFrog wrote: Fri Feb 05, 2021 9:59 pm And there is a 6N fantasy league here, if you're looking to live your fantasies!

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CanNZ2000 wrote: Fri Feb 05, 2021 10:22 pm
TheFrog wrote: Fri Feb 05, 2021 10:09 pm
CanNZ2000 wrote: Fri Feb 05, 2021 10:03 pm
TheFrog wrote: Fri Feb 05, 2021 9:59 pm And there is a 6N fantasy league here, if you're looking to live your fantasies!

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Quite a few tits on that thread, I guaranty you!


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Hard to believe she is 50
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Who dat?
Is it Rachel Weisz?
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Winnie wrote: Sat Feb 06, 2021 1:14 am Who dat?
Is it Rachel Weisz?

Indeed. Mrs Craig
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