Rate Kiwi athlete Lisa Carrington
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What sport/events does he compete in?
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A quick google indicates that's a highly unflattering picture tbf. I'll offer this instead


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Best looking Kiwi bird(?) I've ever seen, by a distance.
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Looks alright in a decent picture:


I mean decent for a kiwi bird *Awaits Yeeb's inevitable entry to the thread*

I mean decent for a kiwi bird *Awaits Yeeb's inevitable entry to the thread*
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Miss New Zealand is done and dusted for the next ten years
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Hairline is slightly too high.
2/10 wnb
2/10 wnb
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NZ is lucky to have her. Outstanding athlete.
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This is clearly a Mog call-out thread. I thought such threads weren't allowed?
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Peaches is either an actual racist or a fake, call-out account, there's no doubt about that.
Every single post from Peaches is an obsessive, trolling post about minority peoples. He's either truly fearful of them, or it's all a ruse to wind up reactionary white conservatives.
Every single post from Peaches is an obsessive, trolling post about minority peoples. He's either truly fearful of them, or it's all a ruse to wind up reactionary white conservatives.
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I sat on a table with Lisa Carrington at a Maori Sports Awards (I was definitely not up for an award) and she was hot as fudge in real life. However, there was a local chick on our table who was even hotter. I felt a bit dirty old man. The hot local chick was friends with Izzy Dagg and Zac Guildford so they basically parked themselves on our table. They were good blokes, I gave Izzy shit for going to his fancy pants boarding school.
Random story over.
Random story over.
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He’s a troll, for sureMuttonbirds wrote: ↑Sat Feb 13, 2021 1:40 am Peaches is either an actual racist or a fake, call-out account, there's no doubt about that.
Every single post from Peaches is an obsessive, trolling post about minority peoples. He's either truly fearful of them, or it's all a ruse to wind up reactionary white conservatives.
A dull, nasty one at that
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She's hot AF.
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I'm pretty sure it's Anon.shanky wrote: ↑Sat Feb 13, 2021 2:02 amHe’s a troll, for sureMuttonbirds wrote: ↑Sat Feb 13, 2021 1:40 am Peaches is either an actual racist or a fake, call-out account, there's no doubt about that.
Every single post from Peaches is an obsessive, trolling post about minority peoples. He's either truly fearful of them, or it's all a ruse to wind up reactionary white conservatives.
A dull, nasty one at that
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Yep, reminds me of the ugly racist and misogynist posts about Caster Semenya.Muttonbirds wrote: ↑Sat Feb 13, 2021 1:40 am Peaches is either an actual racist or a fake, call-out account, there's no doubt about that.
Every single post from Peaches is an obsessive, trolling post about minority peoples. He's either truly fearful of them, or it's all a ruse to wind up reactionary white conservatives.
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Each of these comments made by a different PR poster. Good thing they didn't say it on twitter given the ramifications these days. Imagine being Caster and reading Twitter. Or even worse imagine being her child and having to read those tweets.
He’s armed with a pair of conkers = Man all day long.
I heard Semenya talk for the first time on a news bulletin last night. She sounded like James Earl Jones.
The other chicks should just walk the course in protest. "Fine then, if we have to race against this fucken dude then fuckyuz."
She shagged me with her willy
The controversy isnt whether shes a woman, but rather given shes a woman how is she not a Kiwi.
So does she have a cock or not?
Semenyais looking a tad female
CasterSemenya is either asexual or male. Ain't no mofo telling me otherwise
CasterSemenyagiving his medal to his "wife". HTF did the Saffas get away with that old one again.
Granted, the "trans gender"athlete CasterSemenyadid marry a woman, and I hear they are planning children of their own ... so I guess the testicles DOES work !)
He’s armed with a pair of conkers = Man all day long.
I heard Semenya talk for the first time on a news bulletin last night. She sounded like James Earl Jones.
The other chicks should just walk the course in protest. "Fine then, if we have to race against this fucken dude then fuckyuz."
She shagged me with her willy
The controversy isnt whether shes a woman, but rather given shes a woman how is she not a Kiwi.
So does she have a cock or not?
Semenyais looking a tad female
CasterSemenya is either asexual or male. Ain't no mofo telling me otherwise
CasterSemenyagiving his medal to his "wife". HTF did the Saffas get away with that old one again.
Granted, the "trans gender"athlete CasterSemenyadid marry a woman, and I hear they are planning children of their own ... so I guess the testicles DOES work !)
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Absolutely.
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FixedMrDominator wrote: ↑Fri Feb 12, 2021 11:32 pm Best looking Kiwi bird(?) I've ever seen, from a distance.
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He's one of yours and I wouldn't be surprised if it was Muttonmong himself playing both sides.Ted. wrote: ↑Sat Feb 13, 2021 6:39 amI'm pretty sure it's Anon.shanky wrote: ↑Sat Feb 13, 2021 2:02 amHe’s a troll, for sureMuttonbirds wrote: ↑Sat Feb 13, 2021 1:40 am Peaches is either an actual racist or a fake, call-out account, there's no doubt about that.
Every single post from Peaches is an obsessive, trolling post about minority peoples. He's either truly fearful of them, or it's all a ruse to wind up reactionary white conservatives.
A dull, nasty one at that
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There's an opening in the Mandalorian atm.
I reckon she could do a job.
I reckon she could do a job.
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How stringent is the NZ testing schedule for PEDs?
She's got trapezius and deltoid muscles bigger than many top backrowers, Richie McCaw for example.

She's got trapezius and deltoid muscles bigger than many top backrowers, Richie McCaw for example.

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You have watched canoeing, haven't you?Fruit and Nutt wrote: ↑Sat Feb 13, 2021 9:34 am How stringent is the NZ testing schedule for PEDs?
She's got trapezius and deltoid muscles bigger than many top backrowers, Richie McCaw for example.
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Muttonbirds wrote: ↑Sat Feb 13, 2021 9:39 amYou have watched canoeing, haven't you?Fruit and Nutt wrote: ↑Sat Feb 13, 2021 9:34 am How stringent is the NZ testing schedule for PEDs?
She's got trapezius and deltoid muscles bigger than many top backrowers, Richie McCaw for example.
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Sure. Have you heard of testosterone?
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Tbf its pretty boring to watch.Muttonbirds wrote: ↑Sat Feb 13, 2021 9:39 amYou have watched canoeing, haven't you?Fruit and Nutt wrote: ↑Sat Feb 13, 2021 9:34 am How stringent is the NZ testing schedule for PEDs?
She's got trapezius and deltoid muscles bigger than many top backrowers, Richie McCaw for example.
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Classless trolling.


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Not as boring as your post history.JamesJames wrote: ↑Sat Feb 13, 2021 9:44 amTbf its pretty boring to watch.Muttonbirds wrote: ↑Sat Feb 13, 2021 9:39 amYou have watched canoeing, haven't you?Fruit and Nutt wrote: ↑Sat Feb 13, 2021 9:34 am How stringent is the NZ testing schedule for PEDs?
She's got trapezius and deltoid muscles bigger than many top backrowers, Richie McCaw for example.
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Remind us why you've been banned so many times and why you're considered by most here to be a particularly obnoxious troll.Muttonbirds wrote: ↑Sat Feb 13, 2021 9:47 amNot as boring as your post history.JamesJames wrote: ↑Sat Feb 13, 2021 9:44 amTbf its pretty boring to watch.Muttonbirds wrote: ↑Sat Feb 13, 2021 9:39 amYou have watched canoeing, haven't you?Fruit and Nutt wrote: ↑Sat Feb 13, 2021 9:34 am How stringent is the NZ testing schedule for PEDs?
She's got trapezius and deltoid muscles bigger than many top backrowers, Richie McCaw for example.
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She is a bit too old now tbh.
She is in Ash v the Evil dead atm , she was hot in Xena, Hercules and Spartacus but not now.
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She's prettier than fellow gold Olympian Fatima Whitbread. Bigger traps too.
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Prettiness is a cultural norm. Different ethnicities and cultures have different norms of beauty. So prettier through your eyes maybe.Fruit and Nutt wrote: ↑Sat Feb 13, 2021 9:58 am
She's prettier than fellow gold Olympian Fatima Whitbread. Bigger traps too.
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JamesJames wrote: ↑Sat Feb 13, 2021 10:17 amPrettiness is a cultural norm. Different ethnicities and cultures have different norms of beauty. So prettier through your eyes maybe.Fruit and Nutt wrote: ↑Sat Feb 13, 2021 9:58 am
She's prettier than fellow gold Olympian Fatima Whitbread. Bigger traps too.
For scale, Brian Blessed is also prettier than Fatima Whitbread.
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Pretty certain your "scale of prettiness" is set to the Hollywood casting couch standard. ie. Very Eurocentric. So Halle Berry over Venus Williams.Fruit and Nutt wrote: ↑Sat Feb 13, 2021 10:19 amJamesJames wrote: ↑Sat Feb 13, 2021 10:17 amPrettiness is a cultural norm. Different ethnicities and cultures have different norms of beauty. So prettier through your eyes maybe.Fruit and Nutt wrote: ↑Sat Feb 13, 2021 9:58 am
She's prettier than fellow gold Olympian Fatima Whitbread. Bigger traps too.
For scale, Brian Blessed is also prettier than Fatima Whitbread.
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Hollywood shmollywood. We just have eyes.
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Believe it or not dude, there are probably a majority of men in South Africa who would choose Venus over Halle. The world doesn't consist entirely of Essex men whose ideal woman is Katie Price
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JamesJames wrote: ↑Sat Feb 13, 2021 10:50 amBelieve it or not dude, there are probably a majority of men in South Africa who would choose Venus over Halle. The world doesn't consist entirely of Essex men whose ideal woman is Katie Price
Brian Blessed is prettier than Katie Price as well.
Imagine a life less binary if you can.
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So is it the saffers who are racist or the Essex Boys? I'm confused.JamesJames wrote: ↑Sat Feb 13, 2021 10:50 amBelieve it or not dude, there are probably a majority of men in South Africa who would choose Venus over Halle. The world doesn't consist entirely of Essex men whose ideal woman is Katie Price
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Could many backrowers race their kayak as effectively and as fast as double olympic Olympic champion Carrington? Probably not. Her whole training and sort is for her upper body. Of course she's going to have great muscles in those areas.Fruit and Nutt wrote: ↑Sat Feb 13, 2021 9:34 am How stringent is the NZ testing schedule for PEDs?
She's got trapezius and deltoid muscles bigger than many top backrowers, Richie McCaw for example.
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I also wouldn't use McCaw for example, he has never been famous for a ripped rugby body like say Pocock. In fact he's had numerous almost average dad bod photos, rather like Tom Brady.